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{{italic title|List of ''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga'' quotes}}
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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]''. For quotes from the [[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions|remake]], see [[List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions quotes|here]].
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]''. For quotes from the [[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions|remake]], see [[List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions quotes|here]].
==[[Ankoopa]]==
==[[Ankoopa]]==
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==[[Beanbean troop]]s==
==[[Beanbean troop]]s==
===Hoohoo Village===
===Hoohoo Village===
*''<big><big>"You fiends!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''You fiends!!!''</big></big>"
*"''We... We've found [[Mario|you]] at last! You scum! What have you done to <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>?!?''"
*"''We... We've found [[Mario|you]] at last! You scum! What have you done to <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>?!?''"
*"''Yes! There is no mistake! [[Luigi|YOU]] kidnapped <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>!''"
*"''Yes! There is no mistake! [[Luigi|YOU]] kidnapped <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>!''"
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*"''Reopen the investigation!''"
*"''Reopen the investigation!''"
*"''G-Give back Prince Peasley!''"
*"''G-Give back Prince Peasley!''"
===Beanbean Castle Town===
===Beanbean Castle Town===
*"''Halt! You there! Halt! You can't just waltz on in here!''"
*"''Halt! You there! Halt! You can't just waltz on in here!''"
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*"''Lady Lima has instructed us not to allow anyone to enter the castle! Anyone whatsoever!''"
*"''Lady Lima has instructed us not to allow anyone to enter the castle! Anyone whatsoever!''"
*"''Having said that, if you still wish to enter, you must explain your names and your motives!''"
*"''Having said that, if you still wish to enter, you must explain your names and your motives!''"
*''<big><big>"WHAT???"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''WHAT???''</big></big>"
*"''YOU are the world-famous <font color="red">Mario</font>!?!''"
*"''YOU are the world-famous <font color="red">Mario</font>!?!''"
*''<big><big>"WHAT???"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''WHAT???''</big></big>"
*"''And YOU are the legendary <font color="green">Luigi</font>!?!''"
*"''And YOU are the legendary <font color="green">Luigi</font>!?!''"
*"''Uh, <font color="green">Luigi</font> who?!?''"
*"''Uh, <font color="green">Luigi</font> who?!?''"
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*"''If you really are the superstar <font color="red">Mario</font> from the Mushroom Kingdom, then prove it!''"
*"''If you really are the superstar <font color="red">Mario</font> from the Mushroom Kingdom, then prove it!''"
*"''Th-That jump...''"
*"''Th-That jump...''"
*''<big><big>"No mistaking it!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''No mistaking it!''</big></big>"
*"''Th-This guy is really <font color="red">Mario</font>???''"
*"''Th-This guy is really <font color="red">Mario</font>???''"
*"''Shh! ...I can't be certain.''"
*"''Shh! ...I can't be certain.''"
*"''Anyway... What business would the famous <font color="red">Mario</font> and <font color="green">Lui-</font>uh... other guy have in this castle?''"
*"''Anyway... What business would the famous <font color="red">Mario</font> and <font color="green">Lui-</font>uh... other guy have in this castle?''"
*"''Hmm! Ah! Ho ho!''"
*"''Hmm! Ah! Ho ho!''"
*''<big><big>"Huhhh?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Huhhh?''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Ohhh!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Ohhh!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"I see! Gotcha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''I see! Gotcha!''</big></big>"
*"''What do they want?''"
*"''What do they want?''"
*"''No clue...''"
*"''No clue...''"
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*"''Regardless of all that nonsense, you may not enter!''"
*"''Regardless of all that nonsense, you may not enter!''"
*"''Now begone!''"
*"''Now begone!''"
*''<big><big>"Prince Peasley's Rose!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Prince Peasley's Rose!''</big></big>"
*"''Are you friends of the prince?''"
*"''Are you friends of the prince?''"
*"''Umm, listen, I think maybe we ought to let these guys inside!''"
*"''Umm, listen, I think maybe we ought to let these guys inside!''"
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*"''Authorized personnel only!''"
*"''Authorized personnel only!''"
*"''Hmmm!!! Well, look at this! A very <font color="red">Mario</font>-esque fellow and a <font color="green">Loo</font>...uh, some other guy!
*"''Hmmm!!! Well, look at this! A very <font color="red">Mario</font>-esque fellow and a <font color="green">Loo</font>...uh, some other guy!
*''<big><big>"Whaaaaaaat?!?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Whaaaaaaat?!?''</big></big>"
*"''What is it?''"
*"''What is it?''"
*"''Mario's gut is filled to the brim with <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>? It's sloshing around his insides?!? Gross!''"
*"''Mario's gut is filled to the brim with <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>? It's sloshing around his insides?!? Gross!''"
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*"''May no harm come to our fair Queen Bean.''"
*"''May no harm come to our fair Queen Bean.''"
*"''We will guard this castle to ensure it is not attacked again. Of this I assure you.''"
*"''We will guard this castle to ensure it is not attacked again. Of this I assure you.''"
===Beanbean Outskirts===
===Beanbean Outskirts===
*"''You can pass.''"
*"''You can pass.''"
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*"''So, what do you want to do?''"
*"''So, what do you want to do?''"
*"''Come back anytime!''"
*"''Come back anytime!''"
====Second visit====
====Second visit====
*"''Oh! Yes! Yes! You are PERFECT!!! How about a picture!''"
*"''Oh! Yes! Yes! You are PERFECT!!! How about a picture!''"
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*"''If you obtain all <font color="blue">10 Beanstones</font> that wait beneath this town, I may, perhaps, reward you.''"
*"''If you obtain all <font color="blue">10 Beanstones</font> that wait beneath this town, I may, perhaps, reward you.''"
*"''By the way, my thesis suggests the ancient Soybeans were, perhaps, quite short...''"
*"''By the way, my thesis suggests the ancient Soybeans were, perhaps, quite short...''"
*''<big><big>"OHHHHH!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''OHHHHH!''</big></big>"
*"''You have found all <font color="blue">10</font> of the Soybeans' sparkling <font color="blue">Beanstones</font>!''"
*"''You have found all <font color="blue">10</font> of the Soybeans' sparkling <font color="blue">Beanstones</font>!''"
*"''With this evidence, I can at last announce my hypothesis...''"
*"''With this evidence, I can at last announce my hypothesis...''"
*''<big><big>"Perhaps!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Perhaps!''</big></big>"
*"''Perhaps I should reward you for your endeavors!''"
*"''Perhaps I should reward you for your endeavors!''"
*"''I believe that you will accept this reward I promised you!''"
*"''I believe that you will accept this reward I promised you!''"
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*"''The most important thing to do when traveling overseas is save. That's right. Save.''"
*"''The most important thing to do when traveling overseas is save. That's right. Save.''"
*"''They say that saving is the best traveler's insurance around.''"
*"''They say that saving is the best traveler's insurance around.''"
===[[Woohoo Hooniversity]]===
===[[Woohoo Hooniversity]]===
*''<big><big>"EEEEEEEEEK!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''EEEEEEEEEK!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Run!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Run!''</big></big>"
*"''Ca-Cackletta and her crew snuck into the Hooniversity!''"
*"''They transformed all of the Hooniversity's professors into monsters...''"
*"''Uggghhh...''"
 
===[[Beanbean International Airport]]===
===[[Beanbean International Airport]]===
*"''All the rumors around town suggest a huuuuuuge VIP celebrity is coming from the Mushroom Kingdom.''"
*"''All the rumors around town suggest a huuuuuuge VIP celebrity is coming from the Mushroom Kingdom.''"
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*"''<font color="blue">Water</font> can be easily <font color="blue">extracted</font> from the petals of the Piranha Plant. Did you know that? It's true.''"
*"''<font color="blue">Water</font> can be easily <font color="blue">extracted</font> from the petals of the Piranha Plant. Did you know that? It's true.''"
*"''The plants are said to hide below-ground so as not to be <font color="blue">shocked</font> by lightning when wet.''"
*"''The plants are said to hide below-ground so as not to be <font color="blue">shocked</font> by lightning when wet.''"
===[[Beanbean Fields|Beanbean Outskirts]]===
===[[Beanbean Fields|Beanbean Outskirts]]===
*"''When I was just a little spore, I used to love playin' tricks.''"
*"''When I was just a little spore, I used to love playin' tricks.''"
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*"''Gosh, that was a funny move! They'd laugh...and then they'd <font color="blue">spew out</font> water everywhere.''"
*"''Gosh, that was a funny move! They'd laugh...and then they'd <font color="blue">spew out</font> water everywhere.''"
*"''I'd never do that now, of course, but it sure was fun when I was a kid. Ah, the memories...''"
*"''I'd never do that now, of course, but it sure was fun when I was a kid. Ah, the memories...''"
===[[Teehee Valley]]===
===[[Teehee Valley]]===
*"''Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms...''"
*"''Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms...''"
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*"''The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality!''"
*"''The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality!''"
*"''They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think.''"
*"''They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think.''"
===[[Gwarhar Lagoon]]===
===[[Gwarhar Lagoon]]===
*"''Sirs! You're after Gigi and Merri, aren't you!''"
*"''Sirs! You're after Gigi and Merri, aren't you!''"
===[[Harhall's Studio]]===
===[[Harhall's Studio]]===
*''<big><big>"YAAARF!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''YAAARF!''</big></big>"
*"''Im-Impossible! No WAY am I working with explosive colors like those!''"
*"''Im-Impossible! No WAY am I working with explosive colors like those!''"
*"''Burrrr-urrrrp! Water... Drank...too much water...''"
*"''Burrrr-urrrrp! Water... Drank...too much water...''"


==[[Blablanadon]]==
==[[Blablanadon]]==
*''<big><big>"Fooooools!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Fooooools!!!''</big></big>"
*"''What're you kicking that for? That's a really rare stone! It's called a <font color="blue">Hoohoo Block</font>!''"
*"''What're you kicking that for? That's a really rare stone! It's called a <font color="blue">Hoohoo Block</font>!''"
*"''And I'll tell you, anyone who tries to kick a Hoohoo Block down the mountain is a thief in my book!''"
*"''And I'll tell you, anyone who tries to kick a Hoohoo Block down the mountain is a thief in my book!''"
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==[[Birdo]]==
==[[Birdo]]==
*"''Oh, why must [[Mario|TH]][[Luigi|EY]] be here? Why can't we be alone, [[Popple|darling]], speaking the language of love?''"
*"''Oh, why must [[Mario|TH]][[Luigi|EY]] be here? Why can't we be alone, [[Popple|darling]], speaking the language of love?''"
*"''Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!''"
*"''Don't call me Birdo... call me Birdie!''"
*"''You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!''"
*"''Yes, the power of love!"''
*"''You may have hurt my darling, but [[Super Mario Advance|this is as far as you go]]!''"
*"''Are.. Are you saying that was all my fault?!? Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!''"
*"''Are.. Are you saying that was all my fault?!? Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!''"
*"''Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!''"
*"''Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!''"
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==[[Bloat]]==
==[[Bloat]]==
*''<big><big>"Wheee! Burrrp!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Wheee! Burrrp!''</big></big>"
*"''This Chuckola Cola fizz seeps right into your bones! BRAAP!''"
*"''This Chuckola Cola fizz seeps right into your bones! BRAAP!''"
*"''Hic! Don't you guys wanna join me for some refreshin' cola?''"
*"''Hic! Don't you guys wanna join me for some refreshin' cola?''"
*''<big><big>"Hic! BOORP!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Hic! BOORP!''</big></big>"
*"''Ooh ho ho ho ho ho!''"
*"''Ooh ho ho ho ho ho!''"


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*"''Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!''"
*"''Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!''"
*"''You've cleared level...''"
*"''You've cleared level...''"
*''<big><big>"2!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''2!''</big></big>"
*"''That was some great jumping! How about a beany reward to commemorate it!''"
*"''That was some great jumping! How about a beany reward to commemorate it!''"
*"''You can't find this type of bean just anywhere! All yours! Enjoy!''"
*"''You can't find this type of bean just anywhere! All yours! Enjoy!''"
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*"''Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!''"
*"''Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!''"
*"''You've cleared level...''"
*"''You've cleared level...''"
*''<big><big>"3!"</big></big>'' / ''<big><big>"4!"</big></big>'' / ''<big><big>"5!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''3!''</big></big>" / "<big><big>''4!''</big></big>" / "<big><big>''5!''</big></big>"
*"''That was some great jumping! Here! Bean time!''"
*"''That was some great jumping! Here! Bean time!''"
*"''Do you want to play <font color="blue">Super Border Jump Sunshine?</font>''"
*"''Do you want to play <font color="blue">Super Border Jump Sunshine?</font>''"
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==[[Bowser]]==
==[[Bowser]]==
'''At Peach's Castle'''
*"''Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros.!!!"
*"''Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros.!!!"
*"''Urk!''"
*"''Urk!''"
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*"''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go, capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
*"''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go, capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
*"''We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the <font color="blue">Beanbean Kingdom</font> in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!''"
*"''We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the <font color="blue">Beanbean Kingdom</font> in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!''"
'''Boarding the Koopa Cruiser'''
*"''You're late! What were you doing?''"
*"''You're late! What were you doing?''"
*"''We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!''"
*"''We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!''"
*''<big><big>"Gwa ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Gwa ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''Well? So? What do you think? Incredible, isn't it? This is my newest weapon: the Koopa Cruiser!''"
*"''Well? So? What do you think? Incredible, isn't it? This is my newest weapon: the Koopa Cruiser!''"
*"''Hmm... Yes, very good... Now all I need are my Baddies...''"
*"''Hmm... Yes, very good... Now all I need are my Baddies...''"
*''<big><big>"Bowser Baddies!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Bowser Baddies!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"GAAH! Where are they?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''GAAH! Where are they?''</big></big>"
*"''Huh? What in green blazes...? Hey! [[Luigi|You]]! Are you signing up to join my crew of Bowser Baddies?''"
*"''Huh? What in green blazes...? Hey! [[Luigi|You]]! Are you signing up to join my crew of Bowser Baddies?''"
*"''I see! I see! You want me to bring you along that badly, huh?''"
*"''I see! I see! You want me to bring you along that badly, huh?''"
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*"''Gwa ha ha har! Oh, that's rich!''"
*"''Gwa ha ha har! Oh, that's rich!''"
*"''Don't be modest, Mr. Green! I mean, you look like a pain, but I'll take you anyway!"
*"''Don't be modest, Mr. Green! I mean, you look like a pain, but I'll take you anyway!"
*''<big><big>"Hey, you! Stop!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Hey, you! Stop!''</big></big>"
*"''War har har! Good! Then we can depart! And with an increased head count, too! Excellent!''"
*"''War har har! Good! Then we can depart! And with an increased head count, too! Excellent!''"
*"''WHAAAAT?!?''"
*"''WHAAAAT?!?''"
*"''Move it, you idiots! Initiate Cruiser pursuit!''"
*"''Move it, you idiots! Initiate Cruiser pursuit!''"
*"''Hmm! Nice work! You can go back belowdecks. Now.''"
 
'''On the Koopa Cruiser deck'''
*"''Hmm! Nice work! You can go back belowdecks. Now.''" - To a minion reporting their arrival into Beanbean Borderland
*"''Eh? What's with all the hoopla?''"
*"''Eh? What's with all the hoopla?''"
*''<big><big>"RAWR! What now?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''RAWR! What now?''</big></big>"
*"''You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?''"
*"''[[Cackletta|You]]! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?''"
*''<big><big>"GWAAAARRR! HOLD IT!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''GWAAAARRR! HOLD IT!''</big></big>"
*"''Ow... Grrrr...''"
*"''Ow... Grrrr...''"
*"''Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?''"
*"''Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?''"
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*"''All enemies have a <font color="blue">hint</font> in their attacks.''"
*"''All enemies have a <font color="blue">hint</font> in their attacks.''"
*"''So keep your eyes on them.''"
*"''So keep your eyes on them.''"
'''In Stardust Fields'''
*"''Hey! Mario!!! Great timing! I could use a hand here! I'm kind of...stuck.''"
*"''Hey! Mario!!! Great timing! I could use a hand here! I'm kind of...stuck.''"
*"''Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
*"''Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
*''<big><big>"Wh-Who dares speak to me so?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Wh-Who dares speak to me so?''</big></big>"
*"''Wh-What?!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!''"
*"''Wh-What?!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!''"
*"''Finally! Let me outta here!!!''"
*"''Finally! Let me outta here!!!''"
*''<big><big>"GRAGH! You welcher!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''GRAGH! You welcher!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Graaaaaaaargh!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Graaaaaaaargh!''</big></big>"
*"''M-MARIO!!! Green 'Stache!!!''"
*"''M-MARIO!!! Green 'Stache!!!''"
*"''You gotta get Princess Peach's voice back!''"
*"''You gotta get Princess Peach's voice back!''"
*''<big><big>"It's all up to you!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''It's all up to you!''</big></big>"
 
===[[Rookie]]===
===[[Rookie]]===
'''At Chateau de Chucklehuck and Chucklehuck Woods'''
*"''Yes, [[Popple|Boss]]!''"
*"''Yes, [[Popple|Boss]]!''"
*"''Yes, Boss!''"
*"''Yes, Boss!''"
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*"''I'm...so ashamed...''"
*"''I'm...so ashamed...''"
*"''Yes! Ohhhh, YES! The path is open!''"
*"''Yes! Ohhhh, YES! The path is open!''"
*''<big><big>"Gahhhhh!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Gahhhhh!''</big></big>"
 
'''In the Woohoo Hooniversity basement'''
*"''You're amazing, boss!''"
*"''You're amazing, boss!''"
*"''Yes, Boss!''"
*"''Yes, Boss!''"
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*"''I got heartburn...''"
*"''I got heartburn...''"
*"''...''"
*"''...''"
'''Coming to his senses'''
*"''Oh! I remember! I remember!''"
*"''Oh! I remember! I remember!''"
*"''I... I am...''"
*"''I... I am...''"
*"''I am...''"
*"''I am...''"
*''<big><big>"Bowser the King!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Bowser the King!!!''</big></big>"


==[[Koopa Troop|Bowser Baddies]]==
==[[Koopa Troop|Bowser Baddies]]==
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*"''You're next, <font color="red">Mario</font>.''" / "''You're next, <font color="green">Mr. Green 'Stache</font>.''"
*"''You're next, <font color="red">Mario</font>.''" / "''You're next, <font color="green">Mr. Green 'Stache</font>.''"
*"''Press <font color="blue">START</font> to move to the front of the line, then just stand on the mat. Got it?''"
*"''Press <font color="blue">START</font> to move to the front of the line, then just stand on the mat. Got it?''"
*"''I already took your photo, <font color="green">Mr. Green 'Stache</font>. Duhhhh!''"
*"''I already took your photo, <font color="red">Mario</font>/<font color="green">Mr. Green 'Stache</font>. Duhhhh!''"
*"''Now, <font color="green">Mr. Green 'Stache</font>, you step back.''"
*"''Now, <font color="green">Mr. Green 'Stache</font>, you step back.''"
*"''And away we go!''"
*"''And away we go!''"
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*"''Until at last the greatest soda of all would be completed with the fizz and the tastiness.''"
*"''Until at last the greatest soda of all would be completed with the fizz and the tastiness.''"
*"''Because it is a soda of such high caliber and repute, [[Popple|rude]] [[Bowser|guests]] meet a fate such as this...''"
*"''Because it is a soda of such high caliber and repute, [[Popple|rude]] [[Bowser|guests]] meet a fate such as this...''"
*''<big><big>"Un..."</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Un...''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Deux..."</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Deux...''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Trois!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Trois!''</big></big>"
*"''The great <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> is a thing to savor, with the flavor and tang and yum in the belly!''"
*"''The great <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> is a thing to savor, with the flavor and tang and yum in the belly!''"
*"''Ahhh... It is wonderful... So wonderful...''"
*"''Ahhh... It is wonderful... So wonderful...''"
*"''The great soda shines...''"
*"''The great soda shines...''"
*''<big><big>"However!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''However!!!''</big></big>"
*"''That was not the only hidden soda power that my jokes have bred over these 1000 years!''"
*"''That was not the only hidden soda power that my jokes have bred over these 1000 years!''"
*"''Now I insist you fully experience the texture, taste, and aroma of <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
*"''Now I insist you fully experience the texture, taste, and aroma of <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
*''<big><big>"Bon appetit!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Bon appetit!''</big></big>"
*"''Funny pigs are real hams!''"
*"''Funny pigs are real hams!''"
*"''Do bats like baseball?''"
*"''Do bats like baseball?''"
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*"''Do drawers wear drawers?''"
*"''Do drawers wear drawers?''"
*"''What do sheep count to sleep?''"
*"''What do sheep count to sleep?''"
*''<big><big>"NOOOOOOO!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''NOOOOOOO!!!''</big></big>"
*"''B-But the jokes! The puns! The humor I've saved up over the last 1000 years!!!''"
*"''B-But the jokes! The puns! The humor I've saved up over the last 1000 years!!!''"
*"''Au revoir!''"
*"''Au revoir!''"


==[[Cackletta]]==
==[[Cackletta]]==
'''Opening cutscene'''
*"''I wish to improve my kingdom's ties with the [[Mushroom Kingdom]].''"
*"''I wish to improve my kingdom's ties with the [[Mushroom Kingdom]].''"
*"''I bring a gift from [[Queen Bean]].''"
*"''I bring a gift from [[Queen Bean]].''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"<!-- she says this two consecutive times, the first time in disguise just before revealing herself, the second time (possibly with Fawful) after incapacitating "Peach" (actually her decoy) -->
'''On the Koopa Cruiser'''
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"<!-- yes, she says this three consecutive times, although the first two are in the intro and the third is on the Koopa Cruiser -->
*"''Who would have thought you'd catch up to the <font color="blue">Great Cackletta</font> in even a hundred million years?''"
*"''Who would have thought you'd catch up to the <font color="blue">Great Cackletta</font> in even a hundred million years?''"
*"''Eeyah ha ha ha! Oh, I dare!''"
*"''Eeyah ha ha ha! Oh, I dare!''"
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*"''I have no time to chat with the likes of you!''"
*"''I have no time to chat with the likes of you!''"
*"''[[Fawful]]! Take care of this!''"
*"''[[Fawful]]! Take care of this!''"
'''Beanbean Castle'''
*"''Well! Master Mario! And Master Luigi!''"
*"''Well! Master Mario! And Master Luigi!''"
*"''I am Lady Lima, highest of the ladies at court...''"
*"''I am Lady Lima, highest of the ladies at court...''"
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*"''What are you trying to tell me?''"
*"''What are you trying to tell me?''"
*"''Oh, DO speak up!''"
*"''Oh, DO speak up!''"
*''<big><big>"Oh! Such ruckus!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Oh! Such ruckus!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Speak in softer voices!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Speak in softer voices!!''</big></big>"
*"''Now, hear me! As you saw, the town is in ruins, and the castle is under strict guard!''"
*"''Now, hear me! As you saw, the town is in ruins, and the castle is under strict guard!''"
*"''At a time like this I cannot allow a suspicious pair such as you to meet the queen!''"
*"''At a time like this I cannot allow a suspicious pair such as you to meet the queen!''"
*"''As the queen's longest-serving lady at court, I must act in the interest of her royal safety!''"
*"''As the queen's longest-serving lady at court, I must act in the interest of her royal safety!''"
*''<big><big>"Hear my words!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Hear my words!!!''</big></big>"
*"''If you two are indeed the true Mario Bros., you must prove it by repairing the castle's plumbing!''"
*"''If you two are indeed the true Mario Bros., you must prove it by repairing the castle's plumbing!''"
*"''If you are able to completely fix it, then you may meet Queen Bean!''"
*"''If you are able to completely fix it, then you may meet Queen Bean!''"
*"''Now then, show me the work ethic of the superstar Mario Bros.!''"
*"''Now then, show me the work ethic of the superstar Mario Bros.!''"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''Foolish Mario Bros.! You have completely and pathetically fallen into my trap!''"
*"''Foolish Mario Bros.! You have completely and pathetically fallen into my trap!''"
*"''Repairing the plumbing is the key to disabling the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> security system!''"
*"''Repairing the plumbing is the key to disabling the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> security system!''"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''At last... At long, long last... I have in my possession both the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> and <font color="blue">Peach's voice</font>!''"
*"''At last... At long, long last... I have in my possession both the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> and <font color="blue">Peach's voice</font>!''"
*"''The thing that can grant all desires... The <font color="blue">Beanstar</font>...''"
*"''The thing that can grant all desires... The <font color="blue">Beanstar</font>...''"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''The <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> and <font color="blue">Princess Peach's voice</font> are already mine!''"
*"''The <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> and <font color="blue">Princess Peach's voice</font> are already mine!''"
*"''Say, Mario Boys, you haven't bothered to pay a visit to your host, Queen Bean...''"
*"''Say, Mario Boys, you haven't bothered to pay a visit to your host, Queen Bean...''"
*"''I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree, Queen Bean?''"
*"''I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree, Queen Bean?''"
*"''Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy!''"
*"''Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy!''"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
 
'''Woohoo Hooniversity'''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''The moment when all the world will bow down to me has come at last...''"
*"''The moment when all the world will bow down to me has come at last...''"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Peach-bots! SPEAK!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Peach-bots! SPEAK!!!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha...HUH?!?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha...HUH?!?''</big></big>"
*"''Wh-Wha-What happened?!? What is this???''"
*"''Wh-Wha-What happened?!? What is this???''"
*''<big><big>"EEYARGH!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''EEYARGH!''</big></big>"
*"''Pests! Loathsome pests! And at the worst possible moment!''"
*"''Pests! Loathsome pests! And at the worst possible moment!''"
*"''We don't have time to deal with you fools!!!''"
*"''We don't have time to deal with you fools!!!''"
*''<big><big>"EEYARGH!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''EEYARGH!''</big></big>"
*"''Hah! Hmph! Well, won't this be fun! Oh, yes!''"
*"''Hah! Hmph! Well, won't this be fun! Oh, yes!''"
*"''If that's how it is, I'm ready for you!''"
*"''If that's how it is, I'm ready for you!''"
*"''I'm going to knock you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''I'm going to knock you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''Which is the real me? Do you idiots know?''"
*"''Which is the real me? Do you idiots know?''"
*''<big><big>"EEYAH HA HA!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''EEYAH HA HA!''</big></big>"
*"''Tenacious little boys, aren't you? I'm too busy for such games!''"
*"''Tenacious little boys, aren't you? I'm too busy for such games!''"
*''<big><big>"Time for this to end!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Time for this to end!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha...HUURGH!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha...HUURGH!''</big></big>"
 
'''Post-defeat'''
*"''Graagh! Eeyaa...ha...hohhh...''"
*"''Graagh! Eeyaa...ha...hohhh...''"
*"''H-How could this happen?!?''"
*"''H-How could this happen?!?''"
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*"''attack for me!''"
*"''attack for me!''"
*"''Any... Anyone will do now... Hurry... Quickly...''"
*"''Any... Anyone will do now... Hurry... Quickly...''"
'''As the spirit in Bowletta's body'''
*"''Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!''"
*"''Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!''"


===[[Bowletta]]===
===[[Bowletta]]===
*''<big><big>"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken.''"
*"''Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken.''"
*''<big><big>"I'm..."</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''I'm...''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Bowletta!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Bowletta!!!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''I need no voice this time...''"
*"''I need no voice this time...''"
*''<big><big>"I'll just steal..."</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''I'll just steal...''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"the real deal!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''the real deal!!!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Eeyah ha ha ha!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeyah ha ha ha!''</big></big>"
*"''You puny little worms are no match for me now!''"
*"''You puny little worms are no match for me now!''"
*"''I'm only going to say this once, so listen up!''"
*"''I'm only going to say this once, so listen up!''"
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*"''What's that? Do [[Mario|you]] need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?''"
*"''What's that? Do [[Mario|you]] need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?''"
*"''Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!''"
*"''Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!''"
*"''You reap the beans you saw, fools! Now meet your doom!''"
*"''You reap the beans you sow, fools! Now meet your doom!''"
*"''S-Somethings wrong here... T-Two princesses?!? Wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!''"
*"''S-Somethings wrong here... T-Two princesses?!? Wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!''"
*"''At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!''"
*"''At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!''"
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*"''EEYARGH! It can't be!!! Impossible!!! I... No... How could I... And to this [[Mario|filthy little]] [[Luigi|pair]]... HOW COULD I LOSE???''" (Bowletta's last words after Mario and Luigi defeat her and return Bowser to normal)
*"''EEYARGH! It can't be!!! Impossible!!! I... No... How could I... And to this [[Mario|filthy little]] [[Luigi|pair]]... HOW COULD I LOSE???''" (Bowletta's last words after Mario and Luigi defeat her and return Bowser to normal)


==[[Chucklehuck Woods]] guards==
==[[Starbeans Cafe|Cafe owner]]==
*"''Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font> ecology.''"
*"''Hey! This is the gamed Starbeans Cafe that everyone's abuzz about! Got any complaints? Compliments?''"
*"''It is only by careful tending of <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font> that we can make <font color="blue">Chuckola Cola</font> so exquisite.''"
*"''Now, you already know about our special StarB System, right?''"
*"''Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font> ecology.''"
*"''Righto! Then listen up good as I explain it to you...''"
*"''OH! The <font color="blue">Beanbean Brooch</font>! The mark of special guests of Beanbean Castle!!!''"
*"''The StarB System was created by Starbeans Cafe to expand our menu when you bring us beans!''"
*"''...Very well, then! We shall permit you to enter these woods!''"
*"''Here's the deal: get rare beans by digging or battling or playing mini-games, then bring 'em here.''"
*"''We hope you will enjoy a taste of the incredibly full-flavored Chuckola Cola while you are here.''"
*"''When you bring us new kinds of beans, we add 'em to our menu. And nefariously patent them.''"
 
*"''By the way, at the moment, I'm needing these beans in these quantities to expand my menu:''"
==[[Chuckleroot]]==
*"''<font color="blue">[[Woohoo Blend]]</font>: 25 Woo Beans<br><font color="blue">[[Hoohoo Blend]]</font>: 25 Hoo Beans<br><font color="blue">[[Chuckle Blend]]</font>: 25 Chuckle Beans<br><font color="blue">[[Teehee Blend]]</font>: 25 Hee Beans''"
*"''I am Chuckleroot, protector of woods.''"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Hoolumbian]]</font> 15 Woo Beans + 10 Hoo Beans''"
*"''Ahead is great tree: [[Mother Chuckalola]].''"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Chuckoccino]]</font> 15 Woo Beans + 10 Chuckle Beans''"
*"''Only some may pass. Some who find all three kinds of Chuckola Fruit.''"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Teeheespresso]]</font> 15 Woo Beans + 10 Hee Beans''"
*"''White Chuckola Fruit''"
*"''The more my menu expands, the more customers will come here to partake in my wonderful bean juice!''"
*"''Red Chuckola Fruit''"
*"''Will you join our StarB System?''"
*"''Purple Chuckola Fruit''"
*"''Righto! Then show me the beans you've collected!''"
*"''Find three types of Chuckola Fruit here. Then I let you pass.''"
*"''What's your order?''"
*"''You bring [number] more Chuckola Fruit type[s]. Then I let you pass.''"
*"''Hold it! You need more beans!''"
*"''You found all three Chuckola Fruit types. I am amazed.''"
*"''What are you going to do?''"
*"''Very well. You pass. Very well. Go.''"
*"''Hold it! You need more beans! Choose something else!''"
 
*"''Want to change it?''"
==[[Chuckleroot's granddaughter]]==
*"''One <font color="blue">[drink name]</font>, ready to go!''"
*"''I am the granddaughter of the great Chuckleroot...''"
*"''Do you want to continue with the StarB System?''"
*"''This is my room. And may I say, how DARE you enter a woman's room uninvited?''"
*"''Oh! I'm so sad!!!''"
*"''Well...since you're here... I'll share my secret with you...''"
*"''Woah! A power outage?''"
*"''Have you noticed the <font color="blue">spots</font> on the ground that look like this?''"
*"''Oh, man... I've got a bad feeling about this.''"
*"''These are spots where <font color="blue">beans</font> lie buried in the ground.''"
*"''Oh! I was wondering who it could be! If it isn't the beloved owner of our cafe... [[Professor E. Gadd]]!''"
*"''If the <font color="green">green one</font> digs beneath the earth, the beans will pop out of the <font color="blue">spot on the ground</font>.''"
*"''Hey! You guys know the owner?!?''"
*"''There are a total of <font color="blue">five</font> beans hidden here.''"
*"''That blending machine is our owner's latest invention.''"
*"''Find all <font color="blue">five</font> and I will open the door up ahead.''"
*"''Oh! Professor Gadd!''"
*"''You have not brought me all <font color="blue">five</font> beans!''"
*"''We just now added this new drink to our menu!''"
*"''If the <font color="green">green one</font> digs beneath the earth, the beans will pop out of the <font color="blue">spot on the ground</font>.''"
*"''What great timing on your part!''"
*"''You must find <font color="blue">[number]</font> more.''"
*"''Wow! That's some nose you've got!''"
*"''You found all five! You have done very well.''"
*"''...How does it taste?''"
*"''If you find marks like these on the ground, dig immediately.''"
*"''Maybe you just drank too much?''"
*"''Good night.''"
*"''Boss! You never built any toilets in this place!''"
 
*"''Oh! Hey, Boss! What's with that weird vacuum?''"
==[[Cork and Cask]]==
*"''Oh? That noise! Not ghosts again?''"
===Cork===
*"''So, you're not going to try out our new drink this time, Boss?''"
*"''!!!!!!!!!!!''"
*"''A representative?''"
*"'''Ave I been saved? Rescued? Moi? Zut alors! 'Allo! I am zee maitre of zee chateau. Cork, zat is me!''"
*"''Hiya, Boss! But weren't you supposed to be here in person this time?''"
*"''...Oh! Oh oh! Oh oh oh! To get straight to zee point...''"
*"''D-Don't tell me you're sending another representative!''"
*"''Zee two 'oo attacked us are after zee <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> zat lies deep in zese woods...''"
*"''Oh! Hey, Boss!''"
*"''Ah, oui. Mmm... Zee problem eez... Whether or not zat legendary soda even truly exists...''"
*"''Whoa! Your shadow is looking pretty thin, there...''"
*"''Why, even zee two of us 'ave never seen nor drunk zat famed drink... Zee <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>...''"
*"''You haven't been sick, have you?''"
*"''Eh? What? Quoi?''"
*"''So, you've finally become a ghost yourself, eh, Boss?''"
*"''Vous can stompez on enemies...''"
 
*"''Mmm... Perhaps vous could get through zee woods...''"
==[[Chucklehuck Woods]] guards==
*"''But not with zese moves alone...''"
*"''Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font> ecology.''"
*"''Cask, perhaps with zat wonderful 'ammer...''"
*"''It is only by careful tending of <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font> that we can make <font color="blue">Chuckola Cola</font> so exquisite.''"
*"''Eh-hem! Pardon moi!''"
*"''Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font> ecology.''"
*"''After 'aving a tete-a-tete with mon frere just a moment ago... We 'ave decided!''"
*"''OH! The <font color="blue">Beanbean Brooch</font>! The mark of special guests of Beanbean Castle!!!''"
*"''To thank vous for 'elping us, we 'ave decided to teach you two 'ammer techniques!''"
*"''...Very well, then! We shall permit you to enter these woods!''"
*"''Do you wish to try to master zese 'ammer techniques?''"
*"''We hope you will enjoy a taste of the incredibly full-flavored Chuckola Cola while you are here.''"
*"''Mmm... Now zen... <font color="red">Monsieur Red</font>, give me your 'ammer zis time.''"
 
*"''Zis time, press <font color="blue">START</font> to switch positions.''"
==[[Chuckleroot]]==
*"''Zen press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|L}} Button</font> to select your <font color="red">'ammer</font>...''"
*"''I am Chuckleroot, protector of woods.''"
*"''Then press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> to swing!''"
*"''Ahead is great tree: [[Mother Chuckalola]].''"
*"''Zis! ZIS is zee ultimate 'ammer technique. Tres bien, non?''"
*"''Only some may pass. Some who find all three kinds of Chuckola Fruit.''"
*"''Crashing down on a gust of wind with zee power of zee earth!''"
*"''White Chuckola Fruit''"
*"''Whoever eez struck by zis 'ammer will be completely buried and 'idden in zee earth.''"
*"''Red Chuckola Fruit''"
*"''Of course, in zis state, moving with the + Control Pad is possible.''"
*"''Purple Chuckola Fruit''"
*"''One feels much like a mole. Why, vous can even sneak under fences for micro-adventures.''"
*"''Find three types of Chuckola Fruit here. Then I let you pass.''"
*"''To come back above ground, just press zee <font color="green">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font>.''"
*"''You bring [number] more Chuckola Fruit type[s]. Then I let you pass.''"
*"''Allez! Go! Try it!''"
*"''You found all three Chuckola Fruit types. I am amazed.''"
*"''AH, BON! Zee power of zee earth crashes down in a burst of wind! Zat was perfect!''"
*"''Very well. You pass. Very well. Go.''"
*"''Ah oui, just press zee <font color="green">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to pop up out of zee ground again!''"
 
*"''FANTASTIQUE!!!''"
==[[Chuckleroot's granddaughter]]==
*"''Now, it eez time to put zese new 'ammer techniques to zee test!''"
*"''I am the granddaughter of the great Chuckleroot...''"
*"''So, monsieurs! Procure zee <font color="blue">two goblets</font>!''"
*"''This is my room. And may I say, how DARE you enter a woman's room uninvited?''"
*"''Monsieurs! Go to zee room on zee right and obtain zee <font color="blue">two goblets</font>!''"
*"''Well...since you're here... I'll share my secret with you...''"
*"''Oh! You got zee Red Goblet AND zee Green Goblet!!!''"
*"''Have you noticed the <font color="blue">spots</font> on the ground that look like this?''"
*"''Monsieurs, you are amazing!''"
*"''These are spots where <font color="blue">beans</font> lie buried in the ground.''"
*"''Well, monsieurs, you may enter Chucklehuck Woods in search of zee famous cola, <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
*"''If the <font color="green">green one</font> digs beneath the earth, the beans will pop out of the <font color="blue">spot on the ground</font>.''"
===Cask===
*"''There are a total of <font color="blue">five</font> beans hidden here.''"
*"''And moi... I am zee petit brother of Cork... My name eez Cask!''"
*"''Find all <font color="blue">five</font> and I will open the door up ahead.''"
*"''We were stoofed into zese barrels by two tres bizarre characters. Are you zee ones 'oo saved us?''"
*"''You have not brought me all <font color="blue">five</font> beans!''"
*"''Et vous... You deux are after zee <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>, as well...''"
*"''If the <font color="green">green one</font> digs beneath the earth, the beans will pop out of the <font color="blue">spot on the ground</font>.''"
*"''Behind Chucklehuck Woods eez a sanctuary no one can touchez! Getting zere eez not easy...''"
*"''You must find <font color="blue">[number]</font> more.''"
*"''And 'ammer rocks to leetle beets to make paths... Ah, oui?''"
*"''You found all five! You have done very well.''"
*"''Hmm... Oui. Tres bien, mon frere. Indeed, little old moi was thinking zee exact same thing!''"
*"''If you find marks like these on the ground, dig immediately.''"
*"''These are techniques that 'ave been perfected and refined and passed down 'ere at zees chateau.''"
*"''Good night.''"
*"''If you master zese, zey should 'elp you in your bon voyage in zee woods...''"
 
*"''...Then we shall wait 'ere and teach nothing until it eez time.''"
==[[Cork and Cask]]==
*"''First, <font color="green">Monsieur Green</font>, give me your 'ammer.''"
===Cork===
*"''Mmm... Oui, I see... With zees 'ammer...''"
*"''!!!!!!!!!!!''"
*"''First, press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|L}} Button</font> to choose your <font color="green">'ammer</font>...''"
*"'''Ave I been saved? Rescued? Moi? Zut alors! 'Allo! I am zee maitre of zee chateau. Cork, zat is me!''"
*"''...Oh! Oh oh! Oh oh oh! To get straight to zee point...''"
*"''Zee two 'oo attacked us are after zee <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> zat lies deep in zese woods...''"
*"''Ah, oui. Mmm... Zee problem eez... Whether or not zat legendary soda even truly exists...''"
*"''Why, even zee two of us 'ave never seen nor drunk zat famed drink... Zee <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>...''"
*"''Eh? What? Quoi?''"
*"''Vous can stompez on enemies...''"
*"''Mmm... Perhaps vous could get through zee woods...''"
*"''But not with zese moves alone...''"
*"''Cask, perhaps with zat wonderful 'ammer...''"
*"''Eh-hem! Pardon moi!''"
*"''After 'aving a tete-a-tete with mon frere just a moment ago... We 'ave decided!''"
*"''To thank vous for 'elping us, we 'ave decided to teach you two 'ammer techniques!''"
*"''Do you wish to try to master zese 'ammer techniques?''"
*"''Mmm... Now zen... <font color="red">Monsieur Red</font>, give me your 'ammer zis time.''"
*"''Zis time, press <font color="blue">START</font> to switch positions.''"
*"''Zen press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|L}} Button</font> to select your <font color="red">'ammer</font>...''"
*"''Then press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> to swing!''"
*"''Then press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> to swing!''"
*"''Et volia! Zat is zee secret 'ammer technique!''"
*"''Zis! ZIS is zee ultimate 'ammer technique. Tres bien, non?''"
*"''Swing zee 'ammer 'igh and watch it plongez down with zee joie de vivre of zee woods!''"
*"''Crashing down on a gust of wind with zee power of zee earth!''"
*"''Anyone hit with such a technique will become micro-sized. Oui. Tres, tres petit.''"
*"''Whoever eez struck by zis 'ammer will be completely buried and 'idden in zee earth.''"
*"''Anyone zis size would feel like a mouse. You could go into tiny holes for micro-adventures!''"
*"''Of course, in zis state, moving with the + Control Pad is possible.''"
*"''To return to normal, just swing zee 'ammer again in a superb whack d'amour!''"
*"''One feels much like a mole. Why, vous can even sneak under fences for micro-adventures.''"
*"''To come back above ground, just press zee <font color="green">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font>.''"
*"''Allez! Go! Try it!''"
*"''Allez! Go! Try it!''"
*"''Oh! Incroyable! To think you could produce zee joie de vivre of zee woods on zee first shot!''"
*"''AH, BON! Zee power of zee earth crashes down in a burst of wind! Zat was perfect!''"
*"''Euh... Alors, perhaps you should try to put 'im back to normal.''"
*"''Ah oui, just press zee <font color="green">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to pop up out of zee ground again!''"
*"''FANTASTIQUE!!!''"
*"''Now, it eez time to put zese new 'ammer techniques to zee test!''"
*"''So, monsieurs! Procure zee <font color="blue">two goblets</font>!''"
*"''Monsieurs! Go to zee room on zee right and obtain zee <font color="blue">two goblets</font>!''"
*"''Oh! You got zee Red Goblet AND zee Green Goblet!!!''"
*"''Monsieurs, you are amazing!''"
*"''Well, monsieurs, you may enter Chucklehuck Woods in search of zee famous cola, <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
 
===Cask===
*"''And moi... I am zee petit brother of Cork... My name eez Cask!''"
*"''We were stoofed into zese barrels by two tres bizarre characters. Are you zee ones 'oo saved us?''"
*"''Et vous... You deux are after zee <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>, as well...''"
*"''Behind Chucklehuck Woods eez a sanctuary no one can touchez! Getting zere eez not easy...''"
*"''And 'ammer rocks to leetle beets to make paths... Ah, oui?''"
*"''Hmm... Oui. Tres bien, mon frere. Indeed, little old moi was thinking zee exact same thing!''"
*"''These are techniques that 'ave been perfected and refined and passed down 'ere at zees chateau.''"
*"''If you master zese, zey should 'elp you in your bon voyage in zee woods...''"
*"''...Then we shall wait 'ere and teach nothing until it eez time.''"
*"''First, <font color="green">Monsieur Green</font>, give me your 'ammer.''"
*"''Mmm... Oui, I see... With zees 'ammer...''"
*"''First, press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|L}} Button</font> to choose your <font color="green">'ammer</font>...''"
*"''Then press zee <font color="blue">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> to swing!''"
*"''Et volia! Zat is zee secret 'ammer technique!''"
*"''Swing zee 'ammer 'igh and watch it plongez down with zee joie de vivre of zee woods!''"
*"''Anyone hit with such a technique will become micro-sized. Oui. Tres, tres petit.''"
*"''Anyone zis size would feel like a mouse. You could go into tiny holes for micro-adventures!''"
*"''To return to normal, just swing zee 'ammer again in a superb whack d'amour!''"
*"''Allez! Go! Try it!''"
*"''Oh! Incroyable! To think you could produce zee joie de vivre of zee woods on zee first shot!''"
*"''Euh... Alors, perhaps you should try to put 'im back to normal.''"
*"''Excellent!!! Magnifique! Vous could be a genius!''"
*"''Excellent!!! Magnifique! Vous could be a genius!''"
*"''Use zee techniques you learned to get zee <font color="blue">two cola goblets</font> in zee room next door.''"
*"''Use zee techniques you learned to get zee <font color="blue">two cola goblets</font> in zee room next door.''"
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*"''Zee sparkling glass is brilliante! It eez zee perfect reward for you who have gained zese techniques.''"
*"''Zee sparkling glass is brilliante! It eez zee perfect reward for you who have gained zese techniques.''"
*"''Monsieurs! Go to zee room on zee right and obtain zee <font color="blue">two goblets</font>!''"
*"''Monsieurs! Go to zee room on zee right and obtain zee <font color="blue">two goblets</font>!''"
*''<big><big>"INCROYABLE!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''INCROYABLE!!!''</big></big>"
*"''Zere eez nothing left for us to teach you. You 'ave mastered zee 'ammer techniques perfectly!''"
*"''Zere eez nothing left for us to teach you. You 'ave mastered zee 'ammer techniques perfectly!''"


==[[Dragohoho]]==
==[[Dragohoho]]==
*''<big><big>"Goo-gwaaaa!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Goo-gwaaaa!''</big></big>" - Said twice: once after hatching from his egg, then again just before attacking the Bros.
*''<big><big>"Goo-gwaaaa!"</big></big>''<!-- yes, said twice -->


==[[Fawful]]==
==[[Fawful]]==
'''First encounter, on the Koopa Cruiser'''
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!''"
*"''I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!''"
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*"''I have fury!''"
*"''I have fury!''"
*"''Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!''"
*"''Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!''"
*''<big><big>"One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats!''</big></big>"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*"''Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!''"
*''<big><big>"Nnrrgh-GACK!"</big></big>''
 
'''At the Hoohoo Mountain descent'''
*"<big><big>''Nnrrgh-GACK!''</big></big>"
*"''Y-You again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate!''"
*"''Y-You again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate!''"
*"''Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasley, you have been catching me!''"
*"''Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasley, you have been catching me!''"
*''<big><big>"I have fury!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''I have fury!''</big></big>"
*"''But Cackletta has already been smearing the butter of her next tasty plan all over Beanbean Castle!''"
*"''But Cackletta has already been smearing the butter of her next tasty plan all over Beanbean Castle!''"
*"''Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you that it is better never than late...''"
*"''Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you that it is better never than late...''"
*''<big><big>"So here is your halting place!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''So here is your halting place!!!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"I have fury!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''I have fury!''</big></big>"
*"''Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain!''"
*"''Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain!''"
'''At Beanbean Castle'''
*"''Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> and fastly run away from this place!''"
*"''Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> and fastly run away from this place!''"
*"''Once we awaken the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> with <font color="blue">Princess Peach's voice</font>, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake!''"
*"''Once we awaken the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> with <font color="blue">Princess Peach's voice</font>, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake!''"
'''At Woohoo Hooniversity'''
*"''Preparations have completion!''"
*"''Preparations have completion!''"
*"''O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!''"
*"''O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!''"
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*"''CACKLETTA! Do not have worries!''"
*"''CACKLETTA! Do not have worries!''"
*"''Watch! I am sucking up your energy with this headgear!''"
*"''Watch! I am sucking up your energy with this headgear!''"
'''At Stardust Fields, while badly injured'''
*"''O... G-Great... Ca-Cackletta...''"
*"''O... G-Great... Ca-Cackletta...''"
*"''W-Will [[Rookie|this guy]]...do?''"
*"''W-Will [[Rookie|this guy]]...do?''"
'''Introducing [[Bowletta]] to Luigi'''
*"''Cackletta's power has poured into the Koopa who is king!!!''"
*"''Cackletta's power has poured into the Koopa who is king!!!''"
*"''The body is of the Bowser, but the mind is all of the Great Cackletta!''"
*"''The body is of the Bowser, but the mind is all of the Great Cackletta!''"
*"''I have fury! At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!''"
 
*"''Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!''"
'''On the repaired Koopa Cruiser'''
*"''In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!''"
*"''Yes. Mustache.''" (when Bowletta asks if he sees something suspicious)
 
'''At Bowser's Castle, before Bowletta's throne'''
*"''O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!''"
*"''O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!''"
*"''Yes...Moustache...''"
 
*"''At last, my entrance with drama!''"
'''Final encounter at Bowser's Castle'''
*"''Stop it...such mumbling...''"
*"<big><big>''I have fury!''</big></big>"
*''"At last, my entrance with drama!''"
*''"Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!''"
*''"St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!''"
*''"But... Now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts!''"
*''"Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others!''"
*''"And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!!''"
*''"I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!''"
*''"What a wasting!''"
*''"Rat-fink! Try as you might, the resulting will be the same!"''
*''"Ouch! HOTNESS! It is the overheat!!"''
*''"Agh-agh-aaghh!!"''
*''"Uh, unless my mind is screwy, I have somehow managed to lose..."''
*''"This must be fate... Ugh... I must accept the defeating..."''
*"<big><big>''I have fury!''</big></big>"
*"''Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you!''"
*"''Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!''"
*"''You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!''"
*"''In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness...''"
*"''That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!''"


==[[Firebrand and Thunderhand]]==
==[[Firebrand and Thunderhand]]==
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*"''For you I have kept waiting... and waiting...and WAITING!''"
*"''For you I have kept waiting... and waiting...and WAITING!''"
*"''In fact, the last time anyone came through here was...''"
*"''In fact, the last time anyone came through here was...''"
*''<big><big>"3000 years ago!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''3000 years ago!''</big></big>"
*"''Oh, waiting just burns me UP! But enough about that...''"
*"''Oh, waiting just burns me UP! But enough about that...''"
*"''...So, why have you come?''"
*"''...So, why have you come?''"
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*"''Huh? Wait just a minute! Where am I? WHO am I???''"
*"''Huh? Wait just a minute! Where am I? WHO am I???''"
*"''...Hm! I guess having no guests for 3000 years takes a toll. Everything just seems to...''"
*"''...Hm! I guess having no guests for 3000 years takes a toll. Everything just seems to...''"
*''<big><big>"slip one's mind!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''slip one's mind!''</big></big>"
*"''Har diddy HAR! How humorous! So! I guess you can do what you want! I won't stop you!''"
*"''Har diddy HAR! How humorous! So! I guess you can do what you want! I won't stop you!''"
*''<big><big>"Oh! Wait! I just remembered!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Oh! Wait! I just remembered!''</big></big>"
*"''This is the famed Fire Palace, where we teach the ways of the blistering Hand Power!''"
*"''This is the famed Fire Palace, where we teach the ways of the blistering Hand Power!''"
*"''Yes... It is all coming back... I have been waiting for you. You want the Hand Power, right?''"
*"''Yes... It is all coming back... I have been waiting for you. You want the Hand Power, right?''"
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*"''Surely this skill will open new paths in your life! Wouldn't you agree?''"
*"''Surely this skill will open new paths in your life! Wouldn't you agree?''"
*"''So... FAREWELL!''"
*"''So... FAREWELL!''"
===Thunderhand===
===Thunderhand===
*"''To [[Luigi|you]] who have wandered into Thunder Palace...''"
*"''To [[Luigi|you]] who have wandered into Thunder Palace...''"
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*"''I know not how you found your way here, nor how you managed to enter this place...''"
*"''I know not how you found your way here, nor how you managed to enter this place...''"
*"''But I have no business with you...and you have none with me. Depart, posthaste.''"
*"''But I have no business with you...and you have none with me. Depart, posthaste.''"
*''<big><big>"CRRRACKITY!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''CRRRACKITY!!!''</big></big>"
*"''Wh-Who dares to touch the great Thunderhand spark?!? Impertinent fool!''"
*"''Wh-Who dares to touch the great Thunderhand spark?!? Impertinent fool!''"
*"''...And yet... You have touched the great Thunderhand spark, but still stand before me, so...''"
*"''...And yet... You have touched the great Thunderhand spark, but still stand before me, so...''"
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*"''Congratulations! It's a new high score!''"
*"''Congratulations! It's a new high score!''"


==[[Guffawha Ruins monster]]==
==[[Hammerhead Bros.]]==
*"''Hey, Mr. Mussstache! I am amazed you hafff come ssso fffar.''"
===Sledge===
*"''Word hasss ssspread in town that I hafff become a horrible and dessspicably fffrightening monssster.''"
'''Before the battle with Dragohoho'''
*"''Why doesss everybody ssspread rumorsss they know nothing about? That makes me fffuriousss!!!''"
*"''Th-This is the last stone! Now we show the true spirit of the Hammerhead Bros.!''"
*"''It's SSSOOOOO ANNOYING! It tearsss up my insssidesss!''"
*"''Haah... Hufff... Hoorf...''"
*"''Oh! You could help! Mr. Mussstache!''"
*"''This...stone...just...ain't...gonna...do...it... We can't make Hammers no more...''"
*"''Pleassse help me releassse the ssstresss that ailsss me ssso!''"
*"''Hey! I know these two dudes! They're Mario and Luigi from the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''All you mussst do isss dodge my flamesss fffor 30 sssecondsss.''"
*"''The Jump and Hammer Kings!''"
*"''What do you sssay? Will you eassse my pain?''"
*"''Oh! Hey... Look, you don't have to tell us. We fully understand...''"
*"''I thought fffor sssure you had come to help me...''"
*"''Our lips are completely sealed... We'll just make what you need.''"
*"''Will you help me essscape my ssstresss?''"
*"''We're professionals, after all.''"
*"''Of courssse you will!''"
*"''<font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font> are hard stones. Hammers made from those things can break anything!''"
*"''Like I sssaid, you mussst dodge my ffflamesss for <font color="blue">30 sssecondsss</font>.''"
*"''We want to climb the mountain to get more <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>, but we can't jump well enough to do it!''"
*"''Ifff my ffflamesss hit you or you fffall offf that ledge befffore 30 sssecondsss passs...''"
*"''So, are you sayin' you could go to the top of the mountain and get us some <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>?''"
*"''...you mussst ssstart all over.''"
*"''You scratch our backs, Bros., and we'll scratch yours!''"
*"''Ready?''"
*"''If you get us some <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>, we'll make you a special Hammer!''"
*"''No! No! NO! That won't do!''"
 
*"''Can you pleassse try to defffeat my ssstresss again?''"
'''Making the Bros.' first Hammers'''
*"''OHHH! Many thanksss!!! That really let offf a lot of ssstresss!''"
*"''Hmph! Boy, did YOU two arrive at exactly the right time!''"
*"''It fffeelsss like my sssoul hasss at lassst been releasssed!!!''"
*"''Just now a Hoohoo Block fell down the waterfall!''"
*"''Thank you, mussstachioed one! You can go now! I am done with you!''"
*"''Hoo! Hoo! Hoooo... Man, it feels so GREAT to be makin' Hammers again after such a long break!''"
*"''Look at that craftsmanship! POW! Now you're playin' with power!''"
*"''I guess we oughta teach you guys how to properly use Hammers, huh?''"
*"''Then press the <font color="blue">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to whack stuff! That's it!''"
*"''But, uh, right now, only the guy in front can use a Hammer!''"
*"''Try whackin' all kinds of stuff with those Hammers. One manly whack breaks all the hardest rocks!''"


==[[Gwarhar Lagoon residents]]==
'''During the Hammer's battle use tutorial'''
*"''Hey... Have you heard those rumors about Prince Peasley?''"
*"<big><big>''Wait up!''</big></big>"
*"''Boy, I have! Lemme tell you! He's running around hunting high and low for something...''"
*"''We forgot to mention one thing!''"
*"''Yeah, the young prince is in a pickle, and that's no lie! I wonder if he'll come this way?''"
*"''Ouch! Try bein' polite, will ya?''"
*"''<big><big>You! Move it!</big></big>''"
*"''Talkin' don't do it justice, though. Lemme explain by example.''"
*"''<big><big>You've GOT to hear this!!!</big></big>''"
*"''First, let's do some <font color="blue">solo attacks</font> usin' <font color="blue">Hammers</font>!''"
*"''I'm back with humonstrous news and incredibling rumors!''"
*"''That ain't right.''"
*"''Whoa! Is it about that strange-looking <font color="blue">shining bean-thing</font> that <font color="blue">fell from the sky</font>?''"
*"''Oooh! Man! That smarts!''"
*"''Wait... Is that the one everyone is saying <font color="blue">[[Hermie III|Hermie]]</font> found?''"
*"''But I'm a Hammerhead Bro, so I'll be fine! No big deal!''"
*"''Yeah, the same! Hermie took that <font color="blue">bean-thing</font> and decorated his shell with it! That's the word, anyway.''"
*"''So, uh, next we gotta learn how to <font color="blue">defend</font> with a Hammer!''"
*"''I hear he looks just like a festive holiday tree!''"
*"''Now...''"
*"''<big><big>Wow! Ker-razy! Cool!!!</big></big>''"
*"''Press and hold <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}}</font>!''"
*"''We really should go take a look at it!''"
*"''You gotta be patient, man! Hold it a little longer!''"
*"''Yeah! That's a fantabulous idea! Let's do it!''"
*"''Do it again, man...''"
*"''If [[Mario|you]] [[Luigi|two]] just lie there all day, you'll get wicked sunburned.''"
*"''When you release the button now...''"
*"''The miracle hand massage of the tickle hand technicians Gigi and Merri is incredible!''"
*"''This is where you use your Hammer for a solo attack!''"
*"''But words don't do it justice... You must experience it!''"
*"''This is where you use your Hammer to defend!''"
*"''How's that feel, Hermie? Like the look of it?''"
*"''You better look alive with those things. There are a lot of monsters that your jump won't do diddly to!''"
*"''Hermie! What is it?!?''"
*"''You gotta learn some new tricks if you wanna get by 'em!''"
*"''Oh, wow... On closer inspection, I see you have <font color="red">red clothes</font> and a shiny mustache... Could you be...''"
*"''Hey! We're goin' back so we can ride the cart again!''"
*"''Wow! That jump! Pow! Then it's true! It's true! You're Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom! Stupendular!''"
*"''You nitwit! It's "filled with suspense!" SUSPENSE!!!''"
*"''Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom is here! Party on! This is no time to be decorating!!!''"
*"''WHOOOAAAA! It's true! It's true! Can I touch your mustache?!?''"
*"''That jump! It's gloriful! Grandular!''"
*"''I cannot WAIT to brag to everyone I know! This RULES!''"
*"''Huh? Oh... [[Luigi|You]] must be... The president of the Mario Fan Club?''"
*"''No! Wait just a second! Green clothes... Mustache...''"
*"''Hey... Any chance that you're... The famous brother who always gets left behind???''"
*"''<big><big>Luigi???</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>Wow! Are we lucky or what?!?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>How old are you?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>What's your sign?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>And your hat size?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>OK, your waist?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>Favorite snack???</big></big>''"
*"''Please excuse Hermie... He's a little...kooky.''"
*"''Gee, I'm sorry, fellas... I guess we were in the wrong...''"
*"''Anyhoo, I'm sure you two must have had a reason for coming here...''"
*"''Huh? The bean-thing on the shell?''"
*"''Well, whoop-de-doo. What's so important about that thing?''"
*"''Wow! Did you hear that, Hermie?''"
*"''But we tried so hard...''"
*"''What? You're leaving already?''"
*"''I don't see why you can't stay and relax, personally.''"
*"''Superstars are busy people, I'm sure.''"
*"''If you're going back, this way should be a shortcut.''"


==[[Hammerhead Bros.]]==
'''Making the Super Hammers'''
===Sledge===
*"''Whoa!''"
*"''Th-This is the last stone! Now we show the true spirit of the Hammerhead Bros.!''"
*"''I was wonderin' who that might be! It's the good ol' Mario Bros.!''"
*"''Haah... Hufff... Hoorf...''"
*"''Say, are those Hammers we made for you strikin' mighty blows?''"
*"''This...stone...just...ain't...gonna...do...it... We can't make Hammers no more...''"
*"''Well, how 'bout we reforge 'em and power 'em up for you?''"
*"''Hey! I know these two dudes! They're Mario and Luigi from the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''What do you say? It's free!''"
*"''The Jump and Hammer Kings!''"
*"''Oh... Hey, no biggie. Just say the word if you change your mind!''"
*"''Oh! Hey... Look, you don't have to tell us. We fully understand...''"
*"''We can reforge and power up those Hammers for you!''"
*"''Our lips are completely sealed... We'll just make what you need.''"
*"''What do you say? It's free!''"
*"''We're professionals, after all.''"
*"''All right! They're ready!''"
*"''<font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font> are hard stones. Hammers made from those things can break anything!''"
*"''Now you oughta be able to break rocks you couldn't before!''"
*"''We want to climb the mountain to get more <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>, but we can't jump well enough to do it!''"
*"''Go ahead and test out the strength of those bad boys!''"
*"''So, are you sayin' you could go to the top of the mountain and get us some <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>?''"
 
*"''You scratch our backs, Bros., and we'll scratch yours!''"
===Mallet===
*"''If you get us some <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>, we'll make you a special Hammer!''"
'''Before the battle with Dragohoho'''
*"''Hmph! Boy, did YOU two arrive at exactly the right time!''"
*"''This stone's out last shot!''"
*"''Just now a Hoohoo Block fell down the waterfall!''"
*"''Muh?!? What do you two think you're starin' at?''"
*"''Hoo! Hoo! Hoooo... Man, it feels so GREAT to be makin' Hammers again after such a long break!''"
*"''Huh? What? You want us to make you a Hammer?''"
*"''Look at that craftsmanship! POW! Now you're playin' with power!''"
*"''Yeah! You're so right, Sledge! I remember these guys!''"
*"''I guess we oughta teach you guys how to properly use Hammers, huh?''"
*"''Why are a couple of celebrities like you bummin' around this place lookin' for a Hammer?''"
*"''Then press the <font color="blue">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to whack stuff! That's it!''"
*"''...That's right. Pros all the way.''"
*"''But, uh, right now, only the guy in front can use a Hammer!''"
*"''...But the thing is, in order to make Hammers, we need <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font> from the mountaintop.''"
*"''Try whackin' all kinds of stuff with those Hammers. One manly whack breaks all the hardest rocks!''"
*"''And since Blablandon suddenly stopped comin' down here, we can't get up to the summit!''"
*''<big><big>"Wait up!"</big></big>''
*"''Huh? Oh yeah! What was I thinkin'? You guys are jumpin' pros, ain't you?''"
*"''We forgot to mention one thing!''"
*"''That would REALLY hook us up! If you get us some <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>, we'll make you a special Hammer!''"
*"''Ouch! Try bein' polite, will ya?''"
*"''I'm Mallet, the younger of the Hammerhead Bros. My man over there is called Sledge.''"
*"''Talkin' don't do it justice, though. Lemme explain by example.''"
*"''Our Hammers are the greatest!''"
*"''First, let's do some <font color="blue">solo attacks</font> usin' <font color="blue">Hammers</font>!''"
 
*"''That ain't right.''"
'''Making the Bros.' first Hammers'''
*"''Oooh! Man! That smarts!''"
*"''Check it out: We'll use it to make you the ultimate <font color="blue">Hammer</font>!''"
*"''But I'm a Hammerhead Bro, so I'll be fine! No big deal!''"
*"''In fact, it feels so darn great that we went ahead and made you guys TWO HAMMERS!''"
*"''So, uh, next we gotta learn how to <font color="blue">defend</font> with a Hammer!''"
*"''Yeah! You got that right! These bad boys are now all yours!''"
*"''Now...''"
*"''First, press the <font color="blue">{{button|gba|R}} Button</font> to select your <font color="green">Hammer</font>...''"
*"''Press and hold <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}}</font>!''"
*"''So, the action the guy in front does with the <font color="green">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> is called a <font color="green">Solo Action</font>.''"
*"''You gotta be patient, man! Hold it a little longer!''"
*"''The action the guy in back does with the <font color="red">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> is called a <font color="red">Bros. Action</font>.''"
*"''Do it again, man...''"
*"''This is the most basic of all the basics. Remember it!''"
*"''When you release the button now...''"
*"''Y'know, you oughta break that Hammer by smashin' the rock in the next room!''"
*"''This is where you use your Hammer for a solo attack!''"
*"''Press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|R}} Button</font> to change the Action Icon to a Hammer and press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to swing!''"
*"''This is where you use your Hammer to defend!''"
 
*"''You better look alive with those things. There are a lot of monsters that your jump won't do diddly to!''"
'''During the Hammer's battle use tutorial'''
*"''You gotta learn some new tricks if you wanna get by 'em!''"
*"''We never taught you how to use your <font color="blue">Hammers</font> in <font color="blue">battle</font>!''"
*"''Hey! We're goin' back so we can ride the cart again!''"
*"''Ready to learn?''"
*"''You nitwit! It's "filled with suspense!" SUSPENSE!!!''"
*"''Then we'll explain it... in battle!''"
*"''Whoa!''"
*"''So, to whack with a Hammer...''"
*"''I was wonderin' who that might be! It's the good ol' Mario Bros.!''"
*"''Mario uses the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font>... and Luigi uses the <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font>!''"
*"''Say, are those Hammers we made for you strikin' mighty blows?''"
*"''Wait a sec'!''"
*"''Well, how 'bout we reforge 'em and power 'em up for you?''"
*"''Press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> right here!''"
*"''What do you say? It's free!''"
*"''Press the button when the Hammer <font color="blue">shakes</font>!
*"''Oh... Hey, no biggie. Just say the word if you change your mind!''"
*"''When it <font color="blue">shakes</font>, you got it?''"
*"''We can reforge and power up those Hammers for you!''"
*"''And, uh, ol' <font color="green">green guy</font> there should press the <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> when his Hammer <font color="blue">shakes</font>!
*"''What do you say? It's free!''"
*"''Yowch! That'll leave a mark!''"
*"''All right! They're ready!''"
*"''So anyway, you get the idea!''"
*"''Now you oughta be able to break rocks you couldn't before!''"
*"''Wanna try again?''"
*"''Go ahead and test out the strength of those bad boys!''"
*"''Which do you wanna try?''"
===Mallet===
*"''OK! So, to review...''"
*"''This stone's out last shot!''"
*"''For Hammer attacks, choose your Hammer and wait 'til it <font color="blue">shakes</font>, then press the button!''"
*"''Muh?!? What do you two think you're starin' at?''"
*"''BONK! Perfect Hammer attack!''"
*"''Huh? What? You want us to make you a Hammer?''"
*"''On defense, hold it behind you and release it <font color="blue">before it shakes</font>...''"
*"''Yeah! You're so right, Sledge! I remember these guys!''"
*"''BONK! Perfect Hammer defense! Good luck, and practice up!''"
*"''Why are a couple of celebrities like you bummin' around this place lookin' for a Hammer?''"
*"''Didja get all that? You better have!''"
*"''...That's right. Pros all the way.''"
*"''I'm sure you guys'll be able to take care of business!''"
*"''...But the thing is, in order to make Hammers, we need <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font> from the mountaintop.''"
*"''If you can't, you're gonna have to give us those Hammers back!''"
*"''And since Blablandon suddenly stopped comin' down here, we can't get up to the summit!''"
*"''Yeah! Cart rides are thrillin' and filled with suspenders!''"
*"''Huh? Oh yeah! What was I thinkin'? You guys are jumpin' pros, ain't you?''"
*"''Oops! Well, excuuuuse me!''"
*"''That would REALLY hook us up! If you get us some <font color="blue">Hoohoo Blocks</font>, we'll make you a special Hammer!''"
 
*"''I'm Mallet, the younger of the Hammerhead Bros. My man over there is called Sledge.''"
'''Making the Super Hammers'''
*"''Our Hammers are the greatest!''"
*"''How have you guys been doin'? We moved out this way recently!''"
*"''Check it out: We'll use it to make you the ultimate <font color="blue">Hammer</font>!''"
*"''This new place is bigger than the old one, which makes it easier for us to do out work! Which is good.''"
*"''In fact, it feels so darn great that we went ahead and made you guys TWO HAMMERS!''"
*"''Great! We'll have these back to you in just a sec'.''"
*"''Yeah! You got that right! These bad boys are now all yours!''"
*"''And they're more powerful than ever! POW! POW!''"
*"''First, press the <font color="blue">{{button|gba|R}} Button</font> to select your <font color="green">Hammer</font>...''"
*"''Come back here again after a while!''"
*"''So, the action the guy in front does with the <font color="green">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> is called a <font color="green">Solo Action</font>.''"
*"''You never know... We might be able to forge your Hammers again to make 'em even stronger!''"
*"''The action the guy in back does with the <font color="red">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> is called a <font color="red">Bros. Action</font>.''"
 
*"''This is the most basic of all the basics. Remember it!''"
==[[Harhall]]==
*"''Y'know, you oughta break that Hammer by smashin' the rock in the next room!''"
*"''Honestly! What is one to do with such riffraff?!?''"
*"''Press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|R}} Button</font> to change the Action Icon to a Hammer and press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to swing!''"
*"''Oh! Welcome! WELCOME!''"
*"''We never taught you how to use your <font color="blue">Hammers</font> in <font color="blue">battle</font>!''"
*"''I am called Harhall, genius designer. And I am also called Bleetch. Yes! We are one and the same!''"
*"''Ready to learn?''"
*"''Did you know?''"
*"''Then we'll explain it... in battle!''"
*"<big><big>''Did you know?!?''</big></big>"
*"''So, to whack with a Hammer...''"
*"''Yes, yes, whatever. Am I correct in assuming you're interested in the Splart Assistant opening?''"
*"''Mario uses the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font>... and Luigi uses the <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font>!''"
*"''Fine, fine. If you do a decent enough job, I'll pay you. Your pay will be...''"
*"''Wait a sec'!''"
*"''<font color="blue">A bean-like thing that cascaded down from the heavens!</font> Tah-dah!''"
*"''Press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> right here!''"
*"''What? Do you have some sort of complaint? Hm? Hm? HM?''"
*"''Press the button when the Hammer <font color="blue">shakes</font>!
*"''That's better. Now then...''"
*"''When it <font color="blue">shakes</font>, you got it?''"
*"''You can help me with my Splart right away!''"
*"''And, uh, ol' <font color="green">green guy</font> there should press the <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> when his Hammer <font color="blue">shakes</font>!
*"''But you must be snappy! Just do it and get it done!''"
*"''Yowch! That'll leave a mark!''"
*"''Now, don't mind me! I'll just give you a little advice while you work. Trust me, you need it.''"
*"''So anyway, you get the idea!''"
*"''First, go have yourself a drink so you can become a proper Splart water pump!''"
*"''Wanna try again?''"
*"''Once you're able to pump out water like a human fire hydrant...''"
*"''Which do you wanna try?''"
*"''Step on these little foot marks!''"
*"''OK! So, to review...''"
*"''Try it!''"
*"''For Hammer attacks, choose your Hammer and wait 'til it <font color="blue">shakes</font>, then press the button!''"
*"''First, drink up, so you can pump out that water!''"
*"''BONK! Perfect Hammer attack!''"
*"''Once you're pump-ready, step on these little foot marks!''"
*"''On defense, hold it behind you and release it <font color="blue">before it shakes</font>...''"
*"''BONK! Perfect Hammer defense! Good luck, and practice up!''"
*"''Didja get all that? You better have!''"
*"''I'm sure you guys'll be able to take care of business!''"
*"''If you can't, you're gonna have to give us those Hammers back!''"
*"''Yeah! Cart rides are thrillin' and filled with suspenders!''"
*"''Oops! Well, excuuuuse me!''"
*"''How have you guys been doin'? We moved out this way recently!''"
*"''This new place is bigger than the old one, which makes it easier for us to do out work! Which is good.''"
*"''Great! We'll have these back to you in just a sec'.''"
*"''And they're more powerful than ever! POW! POW!''"
*"''Come back here again after a while!''"
*"''You never know... We might be able to forge your Hammers again to make 'em even stronger!''"


==[[Harhall]]==
==[[Hermie III]]==
*"''Honestly! What is one to do with such riffraff?!?''"
*"''Oh! I get a good feel from that! Yethh, I do.''"
*"''Oh! Welcome! WELCOME!''"
*"''Huhn? Who are you? Have you come to help me decorate, too?''"
*"''I am called Harhall, genius designer. And I am also called Bleetch. Yes! We are one and the same!''"
*"''Why! <font color="red">Red clothes</font>... And a muthtache, even... That meanthh...''"
*"''Did you know?''"
*"<big><big>''C-Could you be...''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Did you know?!?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''THANTA CLAUTH!?!''</big></big>"
*"''Yes, yes, whatever. Am I correct in assuming you're interested in the Splart Assistant opening?''"
*"''Ahh... Oh... My decorationthh...''"
*"''Fine, fine. If you do a decent enough job, I'll pay you. Your pay will be...''"
*"<big><big>''ARRGGHPTHH!!!''</big></big>"
*"''<font color="blue">A bean-like thing that cascaded down from the heavens!</font> Tah-dah!''"
*"''Ppth! The decorating thtopped, and it ith all becauthe of you!''"
*"''What? Do you have some sort of complaint? Hm? Hm? HM?''"
*"''If you want to cauthe trouble...''"
*"''That's better. Now then...''"
*"<big><big>''Then you're thtupid!''</big></big>"
*"''You can help me with my Splart right away!''"
*"''But you must be snappy! Just do it and get it done!''"
*"''Now, don't mind me! I'll just give you a little advice while you work. Trust me, you need it.''"
*"''First, go have yourself a drink so you can become a proper Splart water pump!''"
*"''Once you're able to pump out water like a human fire hydrant...''"
*"''Step on these little foot marks!''"
*"''Try it!''"
*"''First, drink up, so you can pump out that water!''"
*"''Once you're pump-ready, step on these little foot marks!''"
 
==[[Hermie III]]==
*"''Oh! I get a good feel from that! Yethh, I do.''"
*"''Huhn? Who are you? Have you come to help me decorate, too?''"
*"''Why! <font color="red">Red clothes</font>... And a muthtache, even... That meanthh...''"
*''<big><big>"C-Could you be..."</big></big>''
*''<big><big>"THANTA CLAUTH!?!"</big></big>''
*"''Ahh... Oh... My decorationthh...''"
*''<big><big>"ARRGGHPTHH!!!"</big></big>''
*"''Ppth! The decorating thtopped, and it ith all becauthe of you!''"
*"''If you want to cauthe trouble...''"
*''<big><big>"Then you're thtupid!"</big></big>''
*"''What are you doing to my pretty decorathion?!?''"
*"''What are you doing to my pretty decorathion?!?''"
*"''No more, thtupids!!!''"
*"''No more, thtupids!!!''"
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*"''You can dump the owner... Er... I mean the garbage...right into the water.''"
*"''You can dump the owner... Er... I mean the garbage...right into the water.''"
*"''How was the view from the summit?''"
*"''How was the view from the summit?''"
===[[Little Fungitown]]===
===[[Little Fungitown]]===
*"''This is quite high! Yes, quite! Do you think it's as tall as a mountain?''"
*"''This is quite high! Yes, quite! Do you think it's as tall as a mountain?''"
*"''What a view! This is definitely worth all the trouble we went through to cross the desert.''"
*"''What a view! This is definitely worth all the trouble we went through to cross the desert.''"
===[[S.S. Chuckola]]===
===[[S.S. Chuckola]]===
*"''I... I just can't handle this heavy-duty brain labor!!!''"
*"''I... I just can't handle this heavy-duty brain labor!!!''"
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*"''Do not fall off the ledges, or you will immediately fail.''"
*"''Do not fall off the ledges, or you will immediately fail.''"
*"''...Now for your next challenge.''"
*"''...Now for your next challenge.''"
*''<big><big>"You must defeat me!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''You must defeat me!''</big></big>"
*"''Let us begin!''"
*"''Let us begin!''"
*"''You have passed this test, too! Now you must face the test of reaching the summit!''"
*"''You have passed this test, too! Now you must face the test of reaching the summit!''"


==[[Jellyfish]]==
==[[Kurako|Jellyfish]]==
===[[Gwarhar Lagoon]]===
===[[Gwarhar Lagoon]]===
*"''Welcome, travelers! This is the Relaxation Room, where we ease your weary body and spirit!''"
*"''Welcome, travelers! This is the Relaxation Room, where we ease your weary body and spirit!''"
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*"''Oh, look at this... Your hands are so very, very tired...''"
*"''Oh, look at this... Your hands are so very, very tired...''"
*"''Now, don't worry! Our miraculous hands will gently coax the weariness from you. Promise!''"
*"''Now, don't worry! Our miraculous hands will gently coax the weariness from you. Promise!''"
*''<big><big>"Oh! Jeepers! What's this?!?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Oh! Jeepers! What's this?!?''</big></big>"
*"''Wowser! I mean, double wowser! You've mastered the Fireband!?!''"
*"''Wowser! I mean, double wowser! You've mastered the Fireband!?!''"
*"''You guys aren't ordinary travelers, are you?''"
*"''You guys aren't ordinary travelers, are you?''"
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*"''When you're about to ignite... Release the <font color="red">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font>!''"
*"''When you're about to ignite... Release the <font color="red">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font>!''"
*"''Right down that spine...''"
*"''Right down that spine...''"
*''<big><big>"Tickle boldly!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Tickle boldly!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"With power!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''With power!''</big></big>"
*"''Make 'em feel tickle fever as it burns, burns, BURRRRNS!''"
*"''Make 'em feel tickle fever as it burns, burns, BURRRRNS!''"
*"''Yeah! You can use this move to dash super-fast or even knock stuff over! Feel the power!''"
*"''Yeah! You can use this move to dash super-fast or even knock stuff over! Feel the power!''"
*"''Super! Then let's get you a little practical experience!''"
*"''Super! Then let's get you a little practical experience!''"
*"''I want you to dash right into this rock! C'mon!''"
*"''I want you to dash right into this rock! C'mon!''"
*''<big><big>"Nice!!! Super!!! Duper!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Nice!!! Super!!! Duper!!!''</big></big>"
*"''You're a tickle technician!!!''"
*"''You're a tickle technician!!!''"
*"''Super! And that's all we have to teach you!''"
*"''Super! And that's all we have to teach you!''"
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*"''Oh, yeah! Nice! Sooo nice!!! A Red Pearl Bean!''"
*"''Oh, yeah! Nice! Sooo nice!!! A Red Pearl Bean!''"
*"''I wanted this so bad!!!''"
*"''I wanted this so bad!!!''"
===Merri===
===Merri===
*"''Ooh! Show me too! Please! 'Cause I'm Merri, and I despise soreness! It's my sworn enemy!''"
*"''Ooh! Show me too! Please! 'Cause I'm Merri, and I despise soreness! It's my sworn enemy!''"
*"''...And you, too! This is awful! Your hands are so tired, they look ready to hibernate!''"
*"''...And you, too! This is awful! Your hands are so tired, they look ready to hibernate!''"
*''<big><big>"Oh my goodness! How shocking!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Oh my goodness! How shocking!''</big></big>"
*"''You've mastered the Thunderhand!''"
*"''You've mastered the Thunderhand!''"
*"''Aren't you two fascinating! As miracle hand technicians, we're masters of hands like yours!''"
*"''Aren't you two fascinating! As miracle hand technicians, we're masters of hands like yours!''"
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*"''You can use the <font color="blue">+ Control Pad</font> to both move on the same path!''"
*"''You can use the <font color="blue">+ Control Pad</font> to both move on the same path!''"
*"''Yeah! Make 'em feel it!''"
*"''Yeah! Make 'em feel it!''"
*''<big><big>"Right down the spine!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Right down the spine!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Make it stingly!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Make it stingly!''</big></big>"
*"''Send a big jolt of electricity racing down the back! Yeah!''"
*"''Send a big jolt of electricity racing down the back! Yeah!''"
*"''With electrical tickle power, you can push things with your back or walk from side to side.''"
*"''With electrical tickle power, you can push things with your back or walk from side to side.''"
*"''And now, the time has come to use it! Are you excited?''"
*"''And now, the time has come to use it! Are you excited?''"
*"''Great! Try to bump into me with your back!''"
*"''Great! Try to bump into me with your back!''"
*''<big><big>"Come on! Bring it!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Come on! Bring it!''</big></big>"
*"''Where are you going? Hurry! Hurry up and try to hit me with your back!''"
*"''Where are you going? Hurry! Hurry up and try to hit me with your back!''"
*"''No! That's wrong! I want you to hit me with your back! C'mon!''"
*"''No! That's wrong! I want you to hit me with your back! C'mon!''"
*''<big><big>"Nice!!! Yowser!!! Wowser!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Nice!!! Yowser!!! Wowser!!!''</big></big>"
*"''Wow! You're a tickle technician!''"
*"''Wow! You're a tickle technician!''"
*''<big><big>"AHHHH-HYAHHHH!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''AHHHH-HYAHHHH!''</big></big>"
*"''Oh! Gigi!''"
*"''Oh! Gigi!''"
*"''I know this is being super-picky, but you're forgetting one thing!''"
*"''I know this is being super-picky, but you're forgetting one thing!''"
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==[[Lady Lima]]==
==[[Lady Lima]]==
'''After being rescued from the sewers'''
*"''Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!''"
*"''Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!''"
*"''C-Could you be the Mario Bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom?''"
*"''C-Could you be the Mario Bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom?''"
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*"''Quickly! Quickly! Do not dawdle!''"
*"''Quickly! Quickly! Do not dawdle!''"
*"''Qui-Quickly! Go to the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font>!''"
*"''Qui-Quickly! Go to the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font>!''"
'''After the defeat of Queen Bean'''
*"''...Oh, no! Cackletta forced Queen Bean to eat a [[Belly Blech]] worm! That's what turned her into THIS!''"
*"''...Oh, no! Cackletta forced Queen Bean to eat a [[Belly Blech]] worm! That's what turned her into THIS!''"
*"''Our fair kingdom is doomed! Doomed! How will we ever return Queen Bean to normal?''"
*"''Our fair kingdom is doomed! Doomed! How will we ever return Queen Bean to normal?''"
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*"''If you find the <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> hidden deep in <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font>, our queen may yet recover!''"
*"''If you find the <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> hidden deep in <font color="blue">Chucklehuck Woods</font>, our queen may yet recover!''"
*"''We don't have high expectations for you, but we'll we waiting nonetheless...''"
*"''We don't have high expectations for you, but we'll we waiting nonetheless...''"
'''During/after Queen Bean's recovery'''
*"''Queen Bean has been in a deep sleep, just as you see her now.''"
*"''Queen Bean has been in a deep sleep, just as you see her now.''"
*"''Did you truly obtain some of the legendary <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>?''"
*"''Did you truly obtain some of the legendary <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>?''"
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*"''No, Your Highness, it is not I, but rather the Mario Bros. whom you must thank.''"
*"''No, Your Highness, it is not I, but rather the Mario Bros. whom you must thank.''"
*"''It was my fault...''"
*"''It was my fault...''"
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*"''And there's no mistaking her one true desire: to rule the world!''"
*"''And there's no mistaking her one true desire: to rule the world!''" - After giving the Beanstar's backstory
*"''Just what cards have you drawn, Your Highness?''"
*"''Just what cards have you drawn, Your Highness?''"
*"''If you plan to head for <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>, proceed southeast from the castle.''"
*"''If you plan to head for <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>, proceed southeast from the castle.''"
'''At [[Beanbean International Airport]]'''
*"''Oh! Masters Mario and Luigi! Queen Bean was most pleased by your efforts at the Hooniversity!''"
*"''Oh! Masters Mario and Luigi! Queen Bean was most pleased by your efforts at the Hooniversity!''"
*"''By the way... There has been a slight hiccup in our plans to welcome Princess Peach.''"
*"''By the way... There has been a slight hiccup in our plans to welcome Princess Peach.''"
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*"''We've been looking forever for some other way to defeat them...''"
*"''We've been looking forever for some other way to defeat them...''"
*"''Well done, Mario Bros.! Now we can welcome Princess Peach to our fair kingdom!''"
*"''Well done, Mario Bros.! Now we can welcome Princess Peach to our fair kingdom!''"
'''During Princess Peach's arrival in the kingdom'''
*"''Hush, everyone! Princess Peach, representative of the Mushroom Kingdom, brings greetings!''"
*"''Hush, everyone! Princess Peach, representative of the Mushroom Kingdom, brings greetings!''"
*"''This is splendid! Now if we can just find the Beanstar, it will be a happy ending for all!''"
*"''This is splendid! Now if we can just find the Beanstar, it will be a happy ending for all!''"
*''<big><big>"Your Highness!"</big></big>''
 
'''After Bowletta's emergence'''
*"<big><big>''Your Highness!''</big></big>"
*"''Bowser...''"
*"''Bowser...''"
*"''No... Cackletta...''"
*"''No... Cackletta...''"
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*"''Check your map to see where the pieces of the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> have fallen.''"
*"''Check your map to see where the pieces of the <font color="blue">Beanstar</font> have fallen.''"
*"''At today's exchange rate, 99,999,999,999,999 Mushroom [[coin]]s comes to... 99 [[Beanbean coin]]s!''"
*"''At today's exchange rate, 99,999,999,999,999 Mushroom [[coin]]s comes to... 99 [[Beanbean coin]]s!''"
'''Ending cutscene'''
*"''Toadsworth!''"
*"''Toadsworth!''"


==[[Laser Snifit]]==
==[[Lagoon-dweller]]s==
*"''Ca-Cackletta and her crew snuck into the Hooniversity!''"
*"''Hey... Have you heard those rumors about Prince Peasley?''"
*"''They transformed all of the Hooniversiy's professors into monsters...''"
*"''Boy, I have! Lemme tell you! He's running around hunting high and low for something...''"
*"''Ugh...''"
*"''Yeah, the young prince is in a pickle, and that's no lie! I wonder if he'll come this way?''"
*"''Ughhhh...''"
*"''<big><big>You! Move it!</big></big>''"
 
*"''<big><big>You've GOT to hear this!!!</big></big>''"
==[[Luigi]]==
*"''I'm back with humonstrous news and incredibling rumors!''"
*"''[[Nintendo]]!" (with Mario)
*"''Whoa! Is it about that strange-looking <font color="blue">shining bean-thing</font> that <font color="blue">fell from the sky</font>?''"
*"''Go Luigi!''"
*"''Wait... Is that the one everyone is saying <font color="blue">[[Hermie III|Hermie]]</font> found?''"
*"''Mama mia...''"
*"''Yeah, the same! Hermie took that <font color="blue">bean-thing</font> and decorated his shell with it! That's the word, anyway.''"
*"''Mario!''"
*"''I hear he looks just like a festive holiday tree!''"
*"''Jump!''"
*"''<big><big>Wow! Ker-razy! Cool!!!</big></big>''"
*"''High!''"
*"''We really should go take a look at it!''"
*"''Hammer!''"
*"''Yeah! That's a fantabulous idea! Let's do it!''"
*"''Thunder!''"
*"''If [[Mario|you]] [[Luigi|two]] just lie there all day, you'll get wicked sunburned.''"
*"''Okey Dokey!!''"
*"''The miracle hand massage of the tickle hand technicians Gigi and Merri is incredible!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''But words don't do it justice... You must experience it!''"
*"''Bye-bye!''"
*"''How's that feel, Hermie? Like the look of it?''"
*"''The Princess Peach you kidnapped...'''is an imposter!'''''" (while disguised as Princess Peach)
*"''Hermie! What is it?!?''"
*"''WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!''"
*"''Oh, wow... On closer inspection, I see you have <font color="red">red clothes</font> and a shiny mustache... Could you be...''"
*"''Help me!''"
*"''Wow! That jump! Pow! Then it's true! It's true! You're Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom! Stupendular!''"
*"''Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom is here! Party on! This is no time to be decorating!!!''"
*"''WHOOOAAAA! It's true! It's true! Can I touch your mustache?!?''"
*"''That jump! It's gloriful! Grandular!''"
*"''I cannot WAIT to brag to everyone I know! This RULES!''"
*"''Huh? Oh... [[Luigi|You]] must be... The president of the Mario Fan Club?''"
*"''No! Wait just a second! Green clothes... Mustache...''"
*"''Hey... Any chance that you're... The famous brother who always gets left behind???''"
*"''<big><big>Luigi???</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>Wow! Are we lucky or what?!?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>How old are you?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>What's your sign?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>And your hat size?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>OK, your waist?</big></big>''"
*"''<big><big>Favorite snack???</big></big>''"
*"''Please excuse Hermie... He's a little...kooky.''"
*"''Gee, I'm sorry, fellas... I guess we were in the wrong...''"
*"''Anyhoo, I'm sure you two must have had a reason for coming here...''"
*"''Huh? The bean-thing on the shell?''"
*"''Well, whoop-de-doo. What's so important about that thing?''"
*"''Wow! Did you hear that, Hermie?''"
*"''But we tried so hard...''"
*"''What? You're leaving already?''"
*"''I don't see why you can't stay and relax, personally.''"
*"''Superstars are busy people, I'm sure.''"
*"''If you're going back, this way should be a shortcut.''"


==[[Mario]]==
==[[Laser Snifit]]==
*"''Nintendo!" (with Luigi)
*"''Ca-Cackletta and her crew snuck into the Hooniversity!''"
*"''They transformed all of the Hooniversiy's professors into monsters...''"
*"''Ugh...''"
*"''Ughhhh...''"
 
==[[Luigi]]==
*"''[[Nintendo]]!"'' (with Mario)
*"''Go Luigi!''"
*"''Mama mia...''" (recycled from ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]'')
*"''Mario!''"
*"''Jump!''"
*"''High!''"
*"''Hammer!''"
*"''Thunder!''"
*"''Okey Dokey!!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Bye-bye!''"
*"''WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!''"
*"''Help me!''"
 
'''While disguised as Princess Peach'''
*"''The Princess Peach you kidnapped...'''is an imposter!'''''"
*"''We already knew you were coming, and you fell right into our trap!"''
*"''Come, Mario. Let us return!''"
 
==[[Mario]]==
*"''Nintendo!"'' (with Luigi)
*"''I got it!''" (edited from ''[[Mario Kart 64]]'')
*"''I got it!''" (edited from ''[[Mario Kart 64]]'')
*"''Yummy!''"
*"''Yummy!''"
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*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Oh no!''"


==[[Mysterious Mine Carts owner]]==
==[[Moai]]==
*"''Woah there, pards! It's been a Goomba's age since we had any strangers in these parts!''"
*"''Hey, Mr. Mussstache! I am amazed you hafff come ssso fffar.''"
*"''Now listen, fellers: if you want to ride in them rusty old carts, I won't go a-stoppin' you.''"
*"''Word hasss ssspread in town that I hafff become a horrible and dessspicably fffrightening monssster.''"
*"''But I'd advise watchin' out fer trouble. Yep. No one knows where them rails lead...''"
*"''Why doesss everybody ssspread rumorsss they know nothing about? That makes me fffuriousss!!!''"
*"''Still, I tell you somethin': you might just be able to find jewels by jumpin' a bit in there.''"
*"''It's SSSOOOOO ANNOYING! It tearsss up my insssidesss!''"
*"''And while you're hoppin' for loot, watch out! If you spot danger, just shine your light at it!''"
*"''Oh! You could help! Mr. Mussstache!''"
*"''...Oh, mercy! There I go again! I'm always borin' folks to tears with stuff like this...''"
*"''Pleassse help me releassse the ssstresss that ailsss me ssso!''"
*"''So, erm... Tell me, boys...''"
*"''All you mussst do isss dodge my flamesss fffor 30 sssecondsss.''"
*"''Care to ride in the <font color="blue">carts</font>?''"
*"''What do you sssay? Will you eassse my pain?''"
*"''Then happy trails, fellers!''"
*"''I thought fffor sssure you had come to help me...''"
*"''Gotcha! So...''"
*"''Will you help me essscape my ssstresss?''"
*"''Then let's start your practice.''"
*"''Of courssse you will!''"
*"''Woah now! Before you do...''"
*"''Like I sssaid, you mussst dodge my ffflamesss for <font color="blue">30 sssecondsss</font>.''"
*"''Nobody can see a goldurn thing like this...''"
*"''Ifff my ffflamesss hit you or you fffall offf that ledge befffore 30 sssecondsss passs...''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>! Take this light, young feller. Press that there <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to use it.''"
*"''...you mussst ssstart all over.''"
*"''Just go on and press ↑ → ↓ or ← on the + Control Pad to use it. Then I reckon you'll see just fine.''"
*"''Ready?''"
*"''Now shine that light on <font color="green">Luigi</font>.''"
*"''No! No! NO! That won't do!''"
*"''Well done, son.''"
*"''Can you pleassse try to defffeat my ssstresss again?''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>, use that there light to light up <font color="green">Luigi</font>. If you don't, <font color="green">Luigi</font> will be stone blind!''"
*"''OHHH! Many thanksss!!! That really let offf a lot of ssstresss!''"
*"''All righty! Next up we got to do a spot o' <font color="blue">jumpin'</font>!''"
*"''It fffeelsss like my sssoul hasss at lassst been releasssed!!!''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>, press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to jump.''"
*"''Thank you, mussstachioed one! You can go now! I am done with you!''"
*"''<font color="green">Luigi!</font> Press the <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> to jump.''"
 
*"''OK! Next!''"
==[[Mole (presenter)|Mole]]==
*"''Next, I'll teach you gents how to get yourselves <font color="blue">diamonds</font>.''"
*"<big><big>''Congratulations!''</big></big>"
*"''<font color="blue">Diamonds</font> are right important things. If you see any, go on and get 'em!''"
*"''Excellent job, making it all the way here! Let me commemorate the moment with this! Take it, please!''"
*"''Now, as for how you go about doin' that, it's reeeeeeal simple. Touch a <font color="blue">diamond</font> and it's yours.''"
*"''What's that? You want even more commemoration?''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>, you get them <font color="red">red</font> diamonds.''"
*"''Well! Aren't you the greedy one! No more for you!''"
*"''<font color="green">Luigi</font>, you go for them <font color="green">green</font> ones. You got to jump to get 'em!''"
*"''OK, your turn now, <font color="green">Luigi</font>. Try to grab that <font color="green">diamond</font>.''"
*"''Well done, son.''"
*"''There's many dangers in them caves. Stuff could fall on you, or a monster could pop out and CHOMP!''"
*"''You need to be on your toes. You don't want to lose them <font color="blue">diamonds</font> you went about collectin'.''"
*"''OK, then... How about you both try to dodge some obstacles... at the same goldurn time!''"
*"''Now perk up them ears, boys, 'cause I got one more verrrry important thing to tell you.''"
*"''As time goes by, <font color="red">Mario</font>, that light you got is gonna get dimmer and dimmer.''"
*"''So you'd best be sure to look for batteries before it goes out. Dead batteries ain't good.''"
*"''So, I reckon maybe you fellers ought to practice grabbin' batteries just a touch.''"
*"''That's ample practice, I reckon. Try out the real deal!''"
*"''Eh?! Hrm? Why, howdy! ...Again.''"
*"''Well, fellers, this spot marks the last stop on the long, strange, railroad of my life.''"
*"''...But I reckon your adventure has just begun. Get to it, boys!''"
*"''You lookin' to ride again?''"
*"''Well, all right, then...''"
*"''You've made it to level...''"
*''<big><big>"2!"</big></big>''
*"''Well done! Tell you what: I'll set you up with beans.''"
*"''These little fellers are rare. An old coot like me don't need 'em. Go on and get beany.''"
*"''You've made it to level...''"
*''<big><big>"3!"</big></big>''
*"''Well done. Here! Have a beany reward.''"


==[[Oho Jee]]s==
==[[Oho Jee]]s==
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*"''<font color="red">Fire</font> hot! <font color="red">Fire</font> burns!!!''"
*"''<font color="red">Fire</font> hot! <font color="red">Fire</font> burns!!!''"
*"''<font color="blue">Thunder</font> scary! <font color="blue">Thunder</font> hurts!''"
*"''<font color="blue">Thunder</font> scary! <font color="blue">Thunder</font> hurts!''"
*''<big><big>"Remember!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Remember!''</big></big>"
*"''If <font color="blue">Thunder</font> hurt me, I take <font color="red">double-damage</font> from <font color="blue">Thunder</font>!''"
*"''If <font color="blue">Thunder</font> hurt me, I take <font color="red">double-damage</font> from <font color="blue">Thunder</font>!''"
*''<big><big>"It shocks me!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''It shocks me!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Think!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Think!!!''</big></big>"
*"''If <font color="red">Fire</font> hurt me, I take <font color="red">double-damage</font> from <font color="red">Fire</font>!''"
*"''If <font color="red">Fire</font> hurt me, I take <font color="red">double-damage</font> from <font color="red">Fire</font>!''"
*''<big><big>"I hurt already!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''I hurt already!''</big></big>"
*"''I think I am myself, reborn!''"
*"''I think I am myself, reborn!''"
*"''Don't worry... I only pretend to be dead. Ha ha funny.''"
*"''Don't worry... I only pretend to be dead. Ha ha funny.''"
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==[[Peach-bot]]s==
==[[Peach-bot]]s==
*''<big>"Ho! Ho! Ho!"</big>''
*''<big>"Ho! Ho! Ho!"</big>'' - Only line. Occurs three times in the central lab, twice in the basement.
*''<big>"Ho! Ho! Ho!"</big>''
*"''Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!''" - Said with last occurrence of the above.
*''<big>"Ho! Ho! Ho!"</big>''
*''<big>"Ho! Ho! Ho!"</big>''
*''<big>"Ho! Ho! Ho!"</big>''
*"''Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!''"


==[[Piper (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)|Piper]]==
==[[Pipeman]]==
*''<big><big>"Hey-hey!"</big></big>''
*"''<big><big>Hey-hey!</big></big>''"
*"''Welcome to the Pipe House!''"
*"''Welcome to the Pipe House!''"
*"''I'm here to teach you everything you want to know about pipes!''"
*"''I'm here to teach you everything you want to know about pipes!''"
*"''Want to ask about pipes?''"
*"''Want to ask about pipes?''"
*''<big><big>"See you later!"</big></big>''
*"''<big><big>See you later!</big></big>''"
*"''Don't come if you won't ask...''"
*"''Don't come if you won't ask...''"
*"''Which do you want to ask about?''"
*"''Which do you want to ask about?''"
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*"''There are nine green pipes in all, OK? Got that?''"
*"''There are nine green pipes in all, OK? Got that?''"
*"''Can I stop there?''"
*"''Can I stop there?''"
*''<big><big>"See you later!"</big></big>''
*"''<big><big>See you later!</big></big>''"
*"''...Study a little on your own.''"
*"''...Study a little on your own.''"
*"''Yellow pipes are for travel between the seafloor and the surface or between above- and belowground.''"
*"''Yellow pipes are for travel between the seafloor and the surface or between above- and belowground.''"
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*"''OK, Rookie! It's your turn, see? I want you to squash those <font color="red">red</font> and <font color="green">green</font> drips there!''"
*"''OK, Rookie! It's your turn, see? I want you to squash those <font color="red">red</font> and <font color="green">green</font> drips there!''"
*"''Whaaat?!? Rookie! Are you saying you're acquainted with these two palookas?''"
*"''Whaaat?!? Rookie! Are you saying you're acquainted with these two palookas?''"
*''<big><big>"Quit your babbling, you!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Quit your babbling, you!''</big></big>"
*"''You two ugly mugs came here for the same reason as us! You want the famous <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
*"''You two ugly mugs came here for the same reason as us! You want the famous <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
*"''Boo! Boo, I say! You really think you can beat me to the punch? Well, open up those ears, punks!''"
*"''Boo! Boo, I say! You really think you can beat me to the punch? Well, open up those ears, punks!''"
*"''I, Popple, shadow thief, filcher of the world's riches, bet you that I get the <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> first!''"
*"''I, Popple, shadow thief, filcher of the world's riches, bet you that I get the <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font> first!''"
*''<big><big>"Rookie! Go to it!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Rookie! Go to it!''</big></big>"
*"''I'll be taking that, see?''"
*"''I'll be taking that, see?''"
*"''...Geh! ...Buh! ...Haaaaack!''"
*"''...Geh! ...Buh! ...Haaaaack!''"
*''<big><big>"Rookie! You bloated idiot!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Rookie! You bloated idiot!''</big></big>"
*"''Who took you in when you were dazed and lost on the mountain? Me! You worthless vermin!''"
*"''Who took you in when you were dazed and lost on the mountain? Me! You worthless vermin!''"
*"''Meh! I don't care, see? We're fine as long as we get the <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
*"''Meh! I don't care, see? We're fine as long as we get the <font color="blue">Chuckola Reserve</font>!''"
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*"''Hiding here and waiting for a couple of schmoes was brilliant!!!''"
*"''Hiding here and waiting for a couple of schmoes was brilliant!!!''"
*"''All right, Rookie! Let's not waste any more time!''"
*"''All right, Rookie! Let's not waste any more time!''"
*''<big><big>"We're golden, see?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''We're golden, see?''</big></big>"
*"''Th-That's no ordinary soda, see?''"
*"''Th-That's no ordinary soda, see?''"
*"''We can't stand up to such a beverage!!!''"
*"''We can't stand up to such a beverage!!!''"
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*"''Quit mumbling the two of you!!!''"
*"''Quit mumbling the two of you!!!''"
*"''What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo!''"
*"''What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo!''"
==[[Presenter]]==
*''<big><big>"Congratulations!"</big></big>''
*"''Excellent job, making it all the way here! Let me commemorate the moment with this! Take it, please!''"
*"''What's that? You want even more commemoration?''"
*"''Well! Aren't you the greedy one! No more for you!''"


==[[Prince Peasley]]==
==[[Prince Peasley]]==
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*"''Heh heh heh!''"
*"''Heh heh heh!''"
*"''Thanks to you...''"
*"''Thanks to you...''"
*''<big><big>"ABSOLUTELY!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''ABSOLUTELY!''</big></big>"
*"''Southeast of this castle is <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>, our local research institution.''"
*"''Southeast of this castle is <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>, our local research institution.''"
*"''Cackletta and her underlings have just snuck in there: into <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>!''"
*"''Cackletta and her underlings have just snuck in there: into <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>!''"
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==[[Princess Peach]]==
==[[Princess Peach]]==
*''<big><big>"<font color="red">Mario!</font> <font color="green">Luigi!</font>"</big></big>''
'''Upon visiting Beanbean Castle'''
*"<big><big>''<font color="red">Mario!</font> <font color="green">Luigi!</font>''</big></big>"
*"''Mario! Luigi!!! Thank you so much for all you've done.''"
*"''Mario! Luigi!!! Thank you so much for all you've done.''"
*"''I am so relieved that the two of you are safe.''"
*"''I am so relieved that the two of you are safe.''"
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*"''Will that do, Toadsworth?''"
*"''Will that do, Toadsworth?''"
*"''...And with that, please allow me to excuse myself, Queen Bean.''"
*"''...And with that, please allow me to excuse myself, Queen Bean.''"
'''At Teehee Valley'''
*"''I'll be back before you know it!''"
*"''I'll be back before you know it!''"
*"''OK, Mario! And Luigi! <font color="blue">Let's go to Little Fungitown</font>!''"
*"''OK, Mario! And Luigi! <font color="blue">Let's go to Little Fungitown</font>!''"
*''<big><big>"Eeeeeeeeek!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeeeeeeeek!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Mario! Luigi!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Mario! Luigi!!!''</big></big>"
*"''So I should head back the other way, then?''"
*"''So I should head back the other way, then?''"
*"''...I see.''"
*"''...I see.''"
*"''Oh, that wasn't so bad! Now then, let's move on!''"
*"''Oh, that wasn't so bad! Now then, let's move on!''" - After clearing three of the four sections of [[Teehee Valley]].
*"''Oh, that wasn't so bad! Now then, let's move on!''"
*"''Oh, that wasn't so bad! Now then, let's move on!''"<!-- she says this three times -->
*"''Thank you! We're almost to Little Fungitown!''"
*"''Thank you! We're almost to Little Fungitown!''"
*"''Little Fungitown is up ahead! Don't let your guard down yet!!!''"
*"''Little Fungitown is up ahead! Don't let your guard down yet!!!''"
*''<big><big>"Eeeeeeeek!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Eeeeeeeek!''</big></big>"
*"''Mario! Luigi! HELP MEEEE!!!!!!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! HELP MEEEE!!!!!!''"
*"''Oh... Mario... Luigi... Thank you! You saved me!''"
*"''Oh... Mario... Luigi... Thank you! You saved me!''"
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*"''Thanks for your hospitality.''"
*"''Thanks for your hospitality.''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! Thank you so much for all that you've done. I'm all right now.''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! Thank you so much for all that you've done. I'm all right now.''"
'''At Little Fungitown'''
*"''You two can relax a little and walk around and enjoy the sights.''"
*"''You two can relax a little and walk around and enjoy the sights.''"
*"''We can all meet up again a little bit later.''"
*"''We can all meet up again a little bit later.''"
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*"''You'll be fine, won't you?''"
*"''You'll be fine, won't you?''"
*"''This is for Mario's sake, right?''"
*"''This is for Mario's sake, right?''"
*''<big><big>"You WILL go, yes?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''You WILL go, yes?''</big></big>"
*"''Luigi, you're our only hope. Please come back safely. We'll be waiting for you.''"
*"''Luigi, you're our only hope. Please come back safely. We'll be waiting for you.''"
*"''Wow! Luigi! You're face{{sic}} looks so much more...manly!''"
*"''Wow! Luigi! You're face{{sic}} looks so much more...manly!''"
*''<big><big>"Luigi!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Luigi!!!''</big></big>"
 
'''Ending'''
*"''Take care, everyone!''"
*''"Please come visit us in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] someday!"''


==[[Professor E. Gadd]]==
==[[Professor E. Gadd]]==
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*"''...''"
*"''...''"
*"''... ... ...''"
*"''... ... ...''"
*''<big><big>"Delicious!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Delicious!''</big></big>"
*"''This may be the next big drink!''"
*"''This may be the next big drink!''"
*"''You've brewed well!''"
*"''You've brewed well!''"
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*"''Next time, I really will be there in person.''"
*"''Next time, I really will be there in person.''"
*"''Well, here I am...in the flesh! It's been quite a while since I've seen you all here.''"
*"''Well, here I am...in the flesh! It's been quite a while since I've seen you all here.''"
*"''No, no, no! I'm just testing my latest invention: a gown that lets anybody become a ghost.''"
*"''No, no, no! I'm just testing my latest invention: a [[gown]] that lets anybody become a ghost.''"
*"''By wearing this gown, you can become a ghost anytime, anyplace, anywhere you want!''"
*"''By wearing this gown, you can become a ghost anytime, anyplace, anywhere you want!''"
*"''Yep. And while I may be a ghost, I can still taste new drinks.''"
*"''Yep. And while I may be a ghost, I can still taste new drinks.''"
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*"''Heeeeeeeeeee!''"
*"''Heeeeeeeeeee!''"


==[[Psycho Kamek]]==
==[[Prospector]]==
*"''You are slowly becoming... more and more mushroomy... You are becoming a Toad...''"
*"''Woah there, pards! It's been a Goomba's age since we had any strangers in these parts!''"
*"''Oh, are you interested in my hypnotic abilities?''"
*"''Now listen, fellers: if you want to ride in them rusty old carts, I won't go a-stoppin' you.''"
*"''Oh, dear. You look so nervous. Horrified, even.''"
*"''But I'd advise watchin' out fer trouble. Yep. No one knows where them rails lead...''"
*"''Why don't you start by taking a long, deep breath.''"
*"''Still, I tell you somethin': you might just be able to find jewels by jumpin' a bit in there.''"
*"''How was that? You feel more relaxed now, don't you?''"
*"''And while you're hoppin' for loot, watch out! If you spot danger, just shine your light at it!''"
*"''Say, you're dressed strikingly like Mario, aren't you?''"
*"''...Oh, mercy! There I go again! I'm always borin' folks to tears with stuff like this...''"
*"''Are you infatuated with Mario, the superstar?''"
*"''So, erm... Tell me, boys...''"
*"''Well, in that case, I shall turn you into Mario!''"
*"''Care to ride in the <font color="blue">carts</font>?''"
*"''Now, close your eyes...''"
*"''Then happy trails, fellers!''"
*"''You shall now become Mario. Yes. Embrace it. Believe.''"
*"''Gotcha! So...''"
*"''With his incredibly jump, you will face the onslaught of evil.''"
*"''Then let's start your practice.''"
*"''The greatest superstar of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario...is YOU!''"
*"''Woah now! Before you do...''"
*"''See? Aren't you feeling a tad more Marioesque?''"
*"''Nobody can see a goldurn thing like this...''"
*"''You are becoming Mario...''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>! Take this light, young feller. Press that there <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to use it.''"
*"''You are turning into Mario...''"'
*"''Just go on and press ↑ → ↓ or ← on the + Control Pad to use it. Then I reckon you'll see just fine.''"
*"''More and more Mario...''"'
*"''Now shine that light on <font color="green">Luigi</font>.''"
*"''You are almost Mario...''"'
*"''Well done, son.''"
*"''Quite nearly Mario...''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>, use that there light to light up <font color="green">Luigi</font>. If you don't, <font color="green">Luigi</font> will be stone blind!''"
*''<big><big>"YAHHH!!!"</big></big>''
*"''All righty! Next up we got to do a spot o' <font color="blue">jumpin'</font>!''"
*"''You may open your eyes now.''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>, press the <font color="red">{{button|gba|A}} Button</font> to jump.''"
*"''Now come this way...''"
*"''<font color="green">Luigi!</font> Press the <font color="green">{{button|gba|B}} Button</font> to jump.''"
*"''Well? Are your hat and clothes not red?''"
*"''OK! Next!''"
*"''You are Mario!!!''"
*"''Next, I'll teach you gents how to get yourselves <font color="blue">diamonds</font>.''"
*"''...Hee hee! See? Incredible! You are fully and completely Mario!''"
*"''<font color="blue">Diamonds</font> are right important things. If you see any, go on and get 'em!''"
*"''Wow! You might be the most easily hypnotized person I've ever worked with! Perhaps...''"
*"''Now, as for how you go about doin' that, it's reeeeeeal simple. Touch a <font color="blue">diamond</font> and it's yours.''"
*"''I am a genius... I am a genius...''"
*"''<font color="red">Mario</font>, you get them <font color="red">red</font> diamonds.''"
 
*"''<font color="green">Luigi</font>, you go for them <font color="green">green</font> ones. You got to jump to get 'em!''"
==[[Queen Bean]]==
*"''OK, your turn now, <font color="green">Luigi</font>. Try to grab that <font color="green">diamond</font>.''"
*"''Grrroo-hoo-hoo!''"
*"''Well done, son.''"
*''<big><big>"Huhn-gahhhhhhh!"</big></big>''
*"''There's many dangers in them caves. Stuff could fall on you, or a monster could pop out and CHOMP!''"
*"''...''"
*"''You need to be on your toes. You don't want to lose them <font color="blue">diamonds</font> you went about collectin'.''"
*"''Grooh... Groohoo... Gruuurgh...''"
*"''OK, then... How about you both try to dodge some obstacles... at the same goldurn time!''"
*''<big><big>"BLAAARF!!!"</big></big>''
*"''Now perk up them ears, boys, 'cause I got one more verrrry important thing to tell you.''"
*''<big><big>"EEYAH HEH HEH!"</big></big>''
*"''As time goes by, <font color="red">Mario</font>, that light you got is gonna get dimmer and dimmer.''"
*"''Ahh... That's the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time. Well done, Lady Lima!''"
*"''So you'd best be sure to look for batteries before it goes out. Dead batteries ain't good.''"
*"''Hmm... So, Cackletta has stolen Princess Peach's voice and the Beanstar...''"
*"''So, I reckon maybe you fellers ought to practice grabbin' batteries just a touch.''"
*"''Nonsense. But why would Cackletta steal the Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice in the first place?''"
*"''That's ample practice, I reckon. Try out the real deal!''"
*''<big><big>"EEYAH HEH HEH!"</big></big>''
*"''Eh?! Hrm? Why, howdy! ...Again.''"
*"''Fear not! I foresaw this desire of hers long, long ago!''"
*"''Well, fellers, this spot marks the last stop on the long, strange, railroad of my life.''"
*"''We are prepared!''"
*"''...But I reckon your adventure has just begun. Get to it, boys!''"
*"''Card for card, we have a better hand than she!''"
*"''You lookin' to ride again?''"
*"''Perfect timing! Master Mario! Master Luigi! Head out to meet <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>!''"
*"''Well, all right, then...''"
*"''Head out to meet <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>!''"
*"''You've made it to level...''"
*"''Prince Peasley! Excellent work on your mission!''"
*"<big><big>''2!''</big></big>"
*"''Have you learned the whereabouts of Cackletta?''"
*"''Well done! Tell you what: I'll set you up with beans.''"
*"''Yes, of course! <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font> is the perfect place to awaken the Beanstar!''"
*"''These little fellers are rare. An old coot like me don't need 'em. Go on and get beany.''"
*"''Master Mario! Master Luigi! This may be your chance to recover Princess Peach's voice!''"
*"''You've made it to level...''"
*"''I shall inform the locals that you are to be allowed passage on the road to <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>!''"
*"<big><big>''3!''</big></big>"
*"''Princess Peach's first formal visit to our kingdom has been finalized.''"
*"''Well done. Here! Have a beany reward.''"
*"''You should go to <font color="blue">Beanbean Airport</font> to greet the princess.''"
 
*"''As you can see, every card in our hand truly was better than theirs.''"
==[[Psycho Kamek]]==
*''<big><big>"EEYAH HEH HEH!"</big></big>''
*"''You are slowly becoming... more and more mushroomy... You are becoming a Toad...''"
*"''That's acceptable in theory, but to reach <font color="blue">Little Fungitown</font>, you must go north through <font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font>...''"
*"''Oh, are you interested in my hypnotic abilities?''"
*"''<font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font> is filled with vile monsters. It would be a little... No! VERY dangerous for Princess Peach.''"
*"''Oh, dear. You look so nervous. Horrified, even.''"
*"''...Your princess is not only beautiful, but both wise and courageous, as well.''"
*"''Why don't you start by taking a long, deep breath.''"
*"''I am severely impressed!''"
*"''How was that? You feel more relaxed now, don't you?''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! We have entrusted Princess Peach's safekeeping to the two of you!''"
*"''Say, you're dressed strikingly like Mario, aren't you?''"
*"''Leave the castle town and head northeast to reach <font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font>.''"
*"''Are you infatuated with Mario, the superstar?''"
*"''Oh, my... How has it come to this?''"
*"''Well, in that case, I shall turn you into Mario!''"
*"''Who would have thought that Cackletta would possess Bowser...''"
*"''Now, close your eyes...''"
 
*"''You shall now become Mario. Yes. Embrace it. Believe.''"
==[[S.S. Chuckola]] crew members==
*"''With his incredibly jump, you will face the onslaught of evil.''"
*"''Whoa! Is this the thing that fell from the sky an' crashed into the hatch with a big ol' thud?!?''"
*"''The greatest superstar of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario...is YOU!''"
*"''It's gotta be! And thanks to that, the hatch is busted!''"
*"''See? Aren't you feeling a tad more Marioesque?''"
*"''This is terrible!''"
*"''You are becoming Mario...''"
*"''But hey! Whoa!''"
*"''You are turning into Mario...''"'
*"''Jus' lookit this thing sparkle an' shine!''"
*"''More and more Mario...''"'
*"''I dunno what this is, but I'm puttin' it in the hold!''"
*"''You are almost Mario...''"'
*''<big><big>"Lissen up! This'll shock you!"</big></big>''
*"''Quite nearly Mario...''"
*"''This ship is the world-renowned S.S. Chuckola! Uh-huh!''"
*"<big><big>''YAHHH!!!''</big></big>"
*"''We're haulin' Chuckola Cola! You hear me??? Shockin', huh?''"
*"''You may open your eyes now.''"
*"''Who are you guys? New deckhands? Don't even THINK about drinkin' the Chuckola Cola down in the hold!''"
*"''Now come this way...''"
*"''Eh? Whuzzat? You wanna know why this ship is in a desert? Oh! That's 'cause, uh...''"
*"''Well? Are your hat and clothes not red?''"
*"''See, this is a sunken ship, ya know? It uh... It used to float. An' then, well...''"
*"''You are Mario!!!''"
*"''Yep! It sank. An', uh, time passed an' passed, an' before anyone knew it, the ocean was a desert!''"
*"''...Hee hee! See? Incredible! You are fully and completely Mario!''"
*"''In fact, it's been so dang long, jus' lookit us! We're jus' bags of bones over here!''"
*"''Wow! You might be the most easily hypnotized person I've ever worked with! Perhaps...''"
*"''So, just when is the big, great S.S. Chuckola gonna head out to sea, anyway?''"
*"''I am a genius... I am a genius...''"
*"''I'm sick of waitin'...''"
 
*"''That guy <font color="blue">[[Bloat]]</font> down in the hold drank too much Chuckola Cola.''"
==[[Queen Bean]]==
*"''His bones are all soft 'n' flabby, an' they can't get him off the wall!''"
'''Mutated'''
*"''Please! Quit cryin'! I swear! THIS is why I hate hirin' these workers from out in the sticks!''"
*"''Grrroo-hoo-hoo!''"
*"''Old <font color="blue">Bloat</font> is even more of an "ostaf" than before!''"
*"<big><big>''Huhn-gahhhhhhh!''</big></big>"
*"''And everybody's sayin' the crack in the wall is gradually gettin' bigger an' bigger.''"
*"''...''"
*"''Whuzzat? You dunno what an "ostaf" is???''"
*"''Grooh... Groohoo... Gruuurgh...''"
*"''Sheesh! It's simple! Try spellin' it backwards!''"
*"<big><big>''BLAAARF!!!''</big></big>"
*"''Hey! The storage area's this way! If you wanna get in, you need a <font color="blue">[[Membership Card (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)|Membership Card]]</font> for this boat!''"
 
*'"''An' if you want a <font color="blue">Membership Card</font>, try doin' somethin' that'll help out this boat!''"
'''Normal'''
*"''Oh! Perfect timin! We're short some people an' we're hurtin'. Yeah, we're in a huge jam.''"
*"<big><big>''EEYAH HEH HEH!''</big></big>"
*"''You two ready to take on a little work?''"
*"''Ahh... That's the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time. Well done, Lady Lima!''"
*"''Oooh, too bad for us.''"
*"''Hmm... So, Cackletta has stolen Princess Peach's voice and the Beanstar...''"
*"''Great! OK, come in here!''"
*"''Nonsense. But why would Cackletta steal the Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice in the first place?''"
*"''Thanks for your hard work! You really helped us out, fellas!''"
*"<big><big>''EEYAH HEH HEH!''</big></big>"
*"''Unfortunately, we can't pay you with cash, so take this instead!''"
*"''Fear not! I foresaw this desire of hers long, long ago!''"
*"''If you ever need more work, jus' drop by, all right?''"
*"''We are prepared!''"
*"''We're always happy to welcome hard-workin' types like you fellas!''"
*"''Card for card, we have a better hand than she!''"
*"''Oh! Your score!''"
*"''Perfect timing! Master Mario! Master Luigi! Head out to meet <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>!''"
*''<big><big>"[x] points!"</big></big>''
*"''Head out to meet <font color="blue">Prince Peasley</font>!''"
*"''Excellent work! I can't pay you any cash, so instead...''"
*"''Prince Peasley! Excellent work on your mission!''"
*"''I'll give you the best of my bean stock. The very best! Go on! All for you!''"
*"''Have you learned the whereabouts of Cackletta?''"
*''<big><big>"Oh! Lookit that!"</big></big>''
*"''Yes, of course! <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font> is the perfect place to awaken the Beanstar!''"
*"''You got a <font color="blue">Membership Card</font> right there! Whoa!''"
*"''Master Mario! Master Luigi! This may be your chance to recover Princess Peach's voice!''"
*"''Now that I know, I oughta be able to remember you by sight from now on.''"
*"''I shall inform the locals that you are to be allowed passage on the road to <font color="blue">Woohoo Hooniversity</font>!''"
*"''Hey! Wassup? I know you!''"
*"''Princess Peach's first formal visit to our kingdom has been finalized.''"
*"''Bringin' this sparkly thing to the hold was a good idea, but where do we put it?''"
*"''You should go to <font color="blue">Beanbean Airport</font> to greet the princess.''"
*"''Whoa!!! Whuzzat???''"
*"''As you can see, every card in our hand truly was better than theirs.''"
*"''You say this sparkly thing is a piece of the Beanstar?''"
*"<big><big>''EEYAH HEH HEH!''</big></big>"
*"''And you say you two came here lookin' for it?''"
*"''That's acceptable in theory, but to reach <font color="blue">Little Fungitown</font>, you must go north through <font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font>...''"
*"''Hmmm... Really? You want this thing?''"
*"''<font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font> is filled with vile monsters. It would be a little... No! VERY dangerous for Princess Peach.''"
*"''Well... I GUESS I could give it to you...''"
*"''...Your princess is not only beautiful, but both wise and courageous, as well.''"
*"''But I gotta tell you, this thing busted our hatch.''"
*"''I am severely impressed!''"
*"''I can't jus' give it to you for free...''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! We have entrusted Princess Peach's safekeeping to the two of you!''"
*"''All right!''"
*"''Leave the castle town and head northeast to reach <font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font>.''"
*"''Jus' get that guy <font color="blue">Bloat</font> off the wall up ahead!''"
*"''Oh, my... How has it come to this?''"
*"''Then I'll give this sparkly thing to you guys!''"
*"''Who would have thought that Cackletta would possess Bowser...''"
*"''Those are the, y'know, conditions of the trade!''"
*"''Come one! Come all! Have a look! Come see the pathetically inflated man, <font color="blue">Bloat</font>!!''"
*"''He drank so much Chuckola Cola, he got stuck in this crack!''"
*"''Plus, he forgot where he left the bombs for blowin' up walls!''"
*"''Can't nothin' be done? Can't poor <font color="blue">Bloat</font> escape his fate?''"
*"''We just applied some emergency cleanin' to that stinky old floor, so don't go boingin' around on it.''"
*"''Bluh?!? Wha's goin' on here?!?''"
*"''C-Cap'n! It's the ocean! It's an actual ocean!''"
*"''Oh! Is the S.S. Chuckola finally afloat once more???''"


==[[Starbeans Cafe]] employee==
==[[S.S. Chuckola]] crew members==
*"''Hey! This is the gamed Starbeans Cafe that everyone's abuzz about! Got any complaints? Compliments?''"
*"''Whoa! Is this the thing that fell from the sky an' crashed into the hatch with a big ol' thud?!?''"
*"''Now, you already know about our special StarB System, right?''"
*"''It's gotta be! And thanks to that, the hatch is busted!''"
*"''Righto! Then listen up good as I explain it to you...''"
*"''This is terrible!''"
*"''The StarB System was created by Starbeans Cafe to expand our menu when you bring us beans!''"
*"''But hey! Whoa!''"
*"''Here's the deal: get rare beans by digging or battling or playing mini-games, then bring 'em here.''"
*"''Jus' lookit this thing sparkle an' shine!''"
*"''When you bring us new kinds of beans, we add 'em to our menu. And nefariously patent them.''"
*"''I dunno what this is, but I'm puttin' it in the hold!''"
*"''By the way, at the moment, I'm needing these beans in these quantities to expand my menu:''"
*"<big><big>''Lissen up! This'll shock you!''</big></big>"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Woohoo Blend]]</font>: 25 Woo Beans<br><font color="blue">[[Hoohoo Blend]]</font>: 25 Hoo Beans<br><font color="blue">[[Chuckle Blend]]</font>: 25 Chuckle Beans<br><font color="blue">[[Teehee Blend]]</font>: 25 Hee Beans''"
*"''This ship is the world-renowned S.S. Chuckola! Uh-huh!''"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Hoolumbian]]</font> 15 Woo Beans + 10 Hoo Beans''"
*"''We're haulin' Chuckola Cola! You hear me??? Shockin', huh?''"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Chuckoccino]]</font> 15 Woo Beans + 10 Chuckle Beans''"
*"''Who are you guys? New deckhands? Don't even THINK about drinkin' the Chuckola Cola down in the hold!''"
*"''<font color="blue">[[Teeheespresso]]</font> 15 Woo Beans + 10 Hee Beans''"
*"''Eh? Whuzzat? You wanna know why this ship is in a desert? Oh! That's 'cause, uh...''"
*"''The more my menu expands, the more customers will come here to partake in my wonderful bean juice!''"
*"''See, this is a sunken ship, ya know? It uh... It used to float. An' then, well...''"
*"''Will you join our StarB System?''"
*"''Yep! It sank. An', uh, time passed an' passed, an' before anyone knew it, the ocean was a desert!''"
*"''Righto! Then show me the beans you've collected!''"
*"''In fact, it's been so dang long, jus' lookit us! We're jus' bags of bones over here!''"
*"''What's your order?''"
*"''So, just when is the big, great S.S. Chuckola gonna head out to sea, anyway?''"
*"''Hold it! You need more beans!''"
*"''I'm sick of waitin'...''"
*"''What are you going to do?''"
*"''That guy <font color="blue">[[Bloat]]</font> down in the hold drank too much Chuckola Cola.''"
*"''Hold it! You need more beans! Choose something else!''"
*"''His bones are all soft 'n' flabby, an' they can't get him off the wall!''"
*"''Want to change it?''"
*"''Please! Quit cryin'! I swear! THIS is why I hate hirin' these workers from out in the sticks!''"
*"''One <font color="blue">[drink name]</font>, ready to go!''"
*"''Old <font color="blue">Bloat</font> is even more of an "ostaf" than before!''"
*"''Do you want to continue with the StarB System?''"
*"''And everybody's sayin' the crack in the wall is gradually gettin' bigger an' bigger.''"
*"''Oh! I'm so sad!!!''"
*"''Whuzzat? You dunno what an "ostaf" is???''"
*"''Woah! A power outage?''"
*"''Sheesh! It's simple! Try spellin' it backwards!''"
*"''Oh, man... I've got a bad feeling about this.''"
*"''Hey! The storage area's this way! If you wanna get in, you need a <font color="blue">[[Membership Card (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)|Membership Card]]</font> for this boat!''"
*"''Oh! I was wondering who it could be! If it isn't the beloved owner of our cafe... [[Professor E. Gadd]]!''"
*'"''An' if you want a <font color="blue">Membership Card</font>, try doin' somethin' that'll help out this boat!''"
*"''Hey! You guys know the owner?!?''"
*"''Oh! Perfect timin! We're short some people an' we're hurtin'. Yeah, we're in a huge jam.''"
*"''That blending machine is our owner's latest invention.''"
*"''You two ready to take on a little work?''"
*"''Oh! Professor Gadd!''"
*"''Oooh, too bad for us.''"
*"''We just now added this new drink to our menu!''"
*"''Great! OK, come in here!''"
*"''What great timing on your part!''"
*"''Thanks for your hard work! You really helped us out, fellas!''"
*"''Wow! That's some nose you've got!''"
*"''Unfortunately, we can't pay you with cash, so take this instead!''"
*"''...How does it taste?''"
*"''If you ever need more work, jus' drop by, all right?''"
*"''Maybe you just drank too much?''"
*"''We're always happy to welcome hard-workin' types like you fellas!''"
*"''Boss! You never built any toilets in this place!''"
*"''Oh! Your score!''"
*"''Oh! Hey, Boss! What's with that weird vacuum?''"
*"<big><big>''[x] points!''</big></big>"
*"''Oh? That noise! Not ghosts again?''"
*"''Excellent work! I can't pay you any cash, so instead...''"
*"''So, you're not going to try out our new drink this time, Boss?''"
*"''I'll give you the best of my bean stock. The very best! Go on! All for you!''"
*"''A representative?''"
*"<big><big>''Oh! Lookit that!''</big></big>"
*"''Hiya, Boss! But weren't you supposed to be here in person this time?''"
*"''You got a <font color="blue">Membership Card</font> right there! Whoa!''"
*"''D-Don't tell me you're sending another representative!''"
*"''Now that I know, I oughta be able to remember you by sight from now on.''"
*"''Oh! Hey, Boss!''"
*"''Hey! Wassup? I know you!''"
*"''Whoa! Your shadow is looking pretty thin, there...''"
*"''Bringin' this sparkly thing to the hold was a good idea, but where do we put it?''"
*"''You haven't been sick, have you?''"
*"''Whoa!!! Whuzzat???''"
*"''So, you've finally become a ghost yourself, eh, Boss?''"
*"''You say this sparkly thing is a piece of the Beanstar?''"
 
*"''And you say you two came here lookin' for it?''"
==[[Starshade Bros.]]==
*"''Hmmm... Really? You want this thing?''"
===General Starshade===
*"''Well... I GUESS I could give it to you...''"
*"''Confirmation! I need confirmation!''"
*"''But I gotta tell you, this thing busted our hatch.''"
*"''Sergeant Starshade! The shooting stars we just witnessed were an alien bombardment! ...Perhaps!''"
*"''I can't jus' give it to you for free...''"
*"''In the name of the Starshade Bros., we will find the alien scum! They will rue the day!''"
*"''All right!''"
*"''Hmm! Yes! Sighting confirmed! However, I see not green, but <font color="red">red</font>!''"
*"''Jus' get that guy <font color="blue">Bloat</font> off the wall up ahead!''"
*"''Urgent! Pursue additional visual contact immediately!''"
*"''Then I'll give this sparkly thing to you guys!''"
*"''Oh! Incredible! It is none other than Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''Those are the, y'know, conditions of the trade!''"
*"''Sergeant Starshade! Change of mission objective! Obtain autographs, STAT!''"
*"''Come one! Come all! Have a look! Come see the pathetically inflated man, <font color="blue">Bloat</font>!!''"
*"''He drank so much Chuckola Cola, he got stuck in this crack!''"
*"''Plus, he forgot where he left the bombs for blowin' up walls!''"
*"''Can't nothin' be done? Can't poor <font color="blue">Bloat</font> escape his fate?''"
*"''We just applied some emergency cleanin' to that stinky old floor, so don't go boingin' around on it.''"
*"''Bluh?!? Wha's goin' on here?!?''"
*"''C-Cap'n! It's the ocean! It's an actual ocean!''"
*"''Oh! Is the S.S. Chuckola finally afloat once more???''"
 
==[[Starshade Bros.]]==
===General Starshade===
*"''Confirmation! I need confirmation!''"
*"''Sergeant Starshade! The shooting stars we just witnessed were an alien bombardment! ...Perhaps!''"
*"''In the name of the Starshade Bros., we will find the alien scum! They will rue the day!''"
*"''Hmm! Yes! Sighting confirmed! However, I see not green, but <font color="red">red</font>!''"
*"''Urgent! Pursue additional visual contact immediately!''"
*"''Oh! Incredible! It is none other than Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''Sergeant Starshade! Change of mission objective! Obtain autographs, STAT!''"
*"''Hmm... I see...''"
*"''Hmm... I see...''"
*"''Incredible! To think... Princess Peach's lovely voice in the hands of some vile enemy!''"
*"''Incredible! To think... Princess Peach's lovely voice in the hands of some vile enemy!''"
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*"''Hmm... Incredible! Master Mario! Master Luigi! You truly are super brothers! I salute you!''"
*"''Hmm... Incredible! Master Mario! Master Luigi! You truly are super brothers! I salute you!''"
*"''Master Mario! Master Luigi! May your mission be successful! Good luck out there!''"
*"''Master Mario! Master Luigi! May your mission be successful! Good luck out there!''"
*''<big><big>"Move OUT!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Move OUT!!!''</big></big>"
*"''This is an emotional reunion, sirs!''"
*"''This is an emotional reunion, sirs!''"
*"''Affirmative! You see, when you master a technique in the field, you can also use it in battle!''"
*"''Affirmative! You see, when you master a technique in the field, you can also use it in battle!''"
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*"''Here ends the Bros. Attack lesson! Really!''"
*"''Here ends the Bros. Attack lesson! Really!''"
*"''Proper planning and preparation will ensure safety throughout your journey! We wish you luck!''"
*"''Proper planning and preparation will ensure safety throughout your journey! We wish you luck!''"
*''<big><big>"Move OUT!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Move OUT!!!''</big></big>"
 
===Sergeant Starshade===
===Sergeant Starshade===
*"''General Starshade! A massive explosion has been sighted!''"
*"''General Starshade! A massive explosion has been sighted!''"
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==[[Toad (species)|Toad]]s==
==[[Toad (species)|Toad]]s==
===[[Mario Bros.' House]]===
===[[Mario Bros.' House|Mario and Luigi's house]]===
*"''E-E-E-Emergency situation!''"
*"''E-E-E-Emergency situation!''"
*"''Did you see the Kingdom Courier?''"
*"''Did you see the Kingdom Courier?''"
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*"''Eeeeeeek!''"
*"''Eeeeeeek!''"
*"''P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach...''"
*"''P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach...''"
===[[Peach's Castle]]===
 
===[[Peach's Castle|Princess Peach's Castle]]===
*"''Mario!''"
*"''Mario!''"
*"''When was your last battle?''"
*"''When was your last battle?''"
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*"''OK. This is lesson # 4...''"
*"''OK. This is lesson # 4...''"
*"''You're really sort of a pest. OK. This is the <font color="red">last time</font>...''"
*"''You're really sort of a pest. OK. This is the <font color="red">last time</font>...''"
*"''See, Action Icons are... Well... Go read the <font color="blue">Instruction Booklet</font>.''"
*"''See, Action Icons are... Well... Go read the [https://vimm.net/manual/2967 Instruction Booklet].''"
*"''Haha! Oh, all right, all right...''"
*"''Haha! Oh, all right, all right...''"
*"''<font color="blue">Action Icons</font> are symbols that show you what actions you can perform at any given time.''"
*"''<font color="blue">Action Icons</font> are symbols that show you what actions you can perform at any given time.''"
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*"''...Anyway, it's time you were on your way! Head in that direction once you're ready, OK? But, uh...''"
*"''...Anyway, it's time you were on your way! Head in that direction once you're ready, OK? But, uh...''"
*"''Rushing headfirst into trouble like you always do is crazy, so be sure to save with that <font color="blue">Save Album</font>!''"
*"''Rushing headfirst into trouble like you always do is crazy, so be sure to save with that <font color="blue">Save Album</font>!''"
===[[Teehee Valley]]===
===[[Teehee Valley]]===
*"''H-Hey, man... This looks bad... Uh... Go... Go rescue her!''"
*"''H-Hey, man... This looks bad... Uh... Go... Go rescue her!''"
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*"''P-Princess Peach! M-Mario Bros.! We have been waiting for you!''"
*"''P-Princess Peach! M-Mario Bros.! We have been waiting for you!''"
*"''We were told to expect you. Please! We insist you use the lift in back!''"
*"''We were told to expect you. Please! We insist you use the lift in back!''"
===[[Little Fungitown]]===
===[[Little Fungitown]]===
*"''P-P-P-Princess Peach! Is-Is that you, Your Highness?''"
*"''P-P-P-Princess Peach! Is-Is that you, Your Highness?''"
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*"''Hey! If it isn't Mario and Luigi!''"
*"''Hey! If it isn't Mario and Luigi!''"
*"''How do you like the view from up here, guys? Isn't it lovely?''"
*"''How do you like the view from up here, guys? Isn't it lovely?''"
*''<big><big>"Invince! Invince! Invincishroom!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Invince! Invince! Invincishroom!''</big></big>"
*"''This unique mushroom is a mix of 1-Up Mushrooms and Stars from the Mushroom Kingdom!!!''"
*"''This unique mushroom is a mix of 1-Up Mushrooms and Stars from the Mushroom Kingdom!!!''"
*"''Come now! Don't you crave an Invincishroom? Play to win!''"
*"''Come now! Don't you crave an Invincishroom? Play to win!''"
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*"''Could something have happened at the embassy?''"
*"''Could something have happened at the embassy?''"
*"''Luigi, shouldn't you be rushing to Mario's side?''"
*"''Luigi, shouldn't you be rushing to Mario's side?''"
*''<big><big>"L-L-Luigi!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''L-L-Luigi!!''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"P-P-Princess Peach!!! She-!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''P-P-Princess Peach!!! She-!!!''</big></big>"
*"''L-Luigi! Quickly! You must go to your brother, Mario!''"
*"''L-Luigi! Quickly! You must go to your brother, Mario!''"
*"''Luigi! Are you going somewhere?!''"
*"''Luigi! Are you going somewhere?!''"
*''<big><big>"Mario!!! The p-princess...!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Mario!!! The p-princess...!!!''</big></big>"


==[[Toad doctor]]==
==[[Toad doctor]]==
*"''Hmmm... Green hue... Yes... Discoloration in the face... The symptoms seem to indicate...''"
*"''Hmmm... Green hue... Yes... Discoloration in the face... The symptoms seem to indicate...''"
*''<big><big>"Bean Fever!</big></big> No mistaking it!''"
*"<big><big>''Bean Fever!</big></big> No mistaking it!''"
*"''This illness afflicts many travelers who aren't used to the food in this region.''"
*"''This illness afflicts many travelers who aren't used to the food in this region.''"
*"''Had I the right [[Crabbie Grass|remedy]], I could cure him, but sadly, I'm all out.''"
*"''Had I the right [[Crabbie Grass|remedy]], I could cure him, but sadly, I'm all out.''"
*"''At this rate, in three days...''"
*"''At this rate, in three days...''"
*''<big><big>"He'll be a bean!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''He'll be a bean!!!''</big></big>"
*"''It's somewhat dangerous, but west of this town lies a place known as...''"
*"''It's somewhat dangerous, but west of this town lies a place known as...''"
*"''<font color="blue">Guffawha Ruins</font>!''"
*"''<font color="blue">Guffawha Ruins</font>!''"
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*"''...there grows <font color="blue">Crabbie Grass</font>, an antidote to this fever.''"
*"''...there grows <font color="blue">Crabbie Grass</font>, an antidote to this fever.''"
*"''On a side note, according to recent research...''"
*"''On a side note, according to recent research...''"
*"''Frightful monsters such as [[Guffawha Ruins monster|these]] have settled into Guffawha Ruins.''"
*"''Frightful monsters such as [[moai|these]] have settled into Guffawha Ruins.''"
*"''Rumors say that those who have been attacked by these monsters...''"
*"''Rumors say that those who have been attacked by these monsters...''"
*"''...have had their bones broken, their flesh stripped, and all their blood sucked out. ...Yuck.''"
*"''...have had their bones broken, their flesh stripped, and all their blood sucked out. ...Yuck.''"
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*"''Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, terribly amusing! Yes. Come now, don't be so startled!''"
*"''Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, terribly amusing! Yes. Come now, don't be so startled!''"
*"''You see... I must tell you... Princess Peach's voice...''"
*"''You see... I must tell you... Princess Peach's voice...''"
*''<big><big>"...was never stolen!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''...was never stolen!''</big></big>"
*"''But you defeated Cackletta nonetheless! And that is something to be congratulated for!''"
*"''But you defeated Cackletta nonetheless! And that is something to be congratulated for!''"
*"''Oh, Master Mario... Spot-on timing...''"
*"''Oh, Master Mario... Spot-on timing...''"
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==[[Tolstar]]==
==[[Tolstar]]==
*''<big><big>"Nyeck nyeck nyeck!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Nyeck nyeck nyeck!''</big></big>"
*"''Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King, has fallen into my cannon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!''"
*"''Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King, has fallen into my cannon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!''"
*"''Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust Fields!''"
*"''Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust Fields!''"
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*"''Nyeck! It took you long enough! But well done! I'll just be taking those coins now!''"
*"''Nyeck! It took you long enough! But well done! I'll just be taking those coins now!''"
*"''Huh? You want out? You want me to help you?''"
*"''Huh? You want out? You want me to help you?''"
*''<big><big>"Who said I'd do that?"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Who said I'd do that?''</big></big>"
*''<big><big>"Nyeck nyeck nyeck!!!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''Nyeck nyeck nyeck!!!''</big></big>"
*"''Nyeck nyeck! You're not in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] anymore!''"
*"''Nyeck nyeck! You're not in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] anymore!''"
*''<big><big>"[[Mario|Outs]][[Luigi|iders]] begone!"</big></big>''
*"<big><big>''[[Mario|Outs]][[Luigi|iders]] begone!''</big></big>"
*"''Nyeck nyeck! Isn't that a nasty attack?''"
*"''Nyeck nyeck! Isn't that a nasty attack?''"
*"''Even watching the hand I throw with won't help you?''"
*"''Even watching the hand I throw with won't help you?''"
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[[Category:Quotes|Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]
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[[Category:Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga|*]]
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