List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey. For quotes from the original, see here.

Beef

• "Health!"
• "Get bouncy and smooth hair!"
• "That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with..."
• "Best Fitness Friends!"

Birdley

• "FYI! FYI!"
• "There's a conference on blorb prevention happening right now at Peach's Castle."
• "All of the most important leaders have been invited."
• "...Except for you of course. Hoo boy."

Bowser

• "What now? I don't have time for this!"
• "Pfft."
• "Ah, Junior. Found a new toy, huh?"
• "Kamek! Tell me you didn't work yourself into a frenzy over THAT."
• "Son, I'm kind of in the middle of something..."
• "What, what IS that?"
• "Who did this to one of my Goombas?!"
• "Hey, blorb! Watch where you're rolling! You're gonna mess up my decorative barrels!"
• "Wait...this is your job, Kamek. Protect my barrels!"
• "Hey! Nobody holds an important conference without Bowser!"
• "GWAAARGH!"
• "Hmm..."
• "Kamek! Get your quivering hump over to Peach's Castle right away!"
• "Rotten, lousy conference-planning jerks... They know how much I like a continental breakfast!"
• "This is completely unforgivable."

Bowser Jr.

• "Whoa!"
• "Hey, Dad! Check it out!"
• "Didn't you hear me? We go until I win ten times!"
• "I need six more wins!"
• "Alright, goombs! Bring it on!"
• "I just need to keep crashing into them to win, right?"
• "Like, just knock that guy in the back, yeah?"
• "Pfft. It's almost too easy!"
• "You ready for this?"
• "I call that attack the Whomping Wallop. It really packs...something, doesn't it?"
• "Boooom! How about that? Did ya like that?"
• "Chalk one up for Junior! Let's do it again!"
• "Now I just need seven more wins!"
• "What's that, goombie? Less talk, more fight!"
• "Bowser Jr. wins again!"
• "Eight more and it's all over!"
• "I could totally do a better job than those clowns..."
• "I'm gonna get this done myself. Dad would love that!"
• "Guys! Your plan is garbage. I have a better one!"
• "Wait till I see what I've got in mind..."
• "Mechakoopa! My precious!"
• "Fly! Fly now!"

Captain Goomba

• "Lord Junior... Must we keep at this?"
• "My squad has of Goomba training to do. I don't wish to upset your father. Again."
• "Oh...right. As you wish, milord."
• "Wait... Why is the number going up instead of down?"
• "Please... No more..."
• "Lord Junior...I hate to bring this up, but your math seems to be off..."
• "Sir, yes, sir! I have the minions in position, locked and loaded."
• "SIR, YES, SIR!"

Dieter

• "Your wish is our command, Lord Fawful."
• "...Understood."
• "And a personal enrichment system known as Perfect You!"
• "Muscles that quiver like whippets!"
• "That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with..."
• "Best Fitness Friends!"

Fawful

• "Oh, breakfast boy is having the cravings again! He is simple like butter sandwich."
• "Great news I am hearing! And you will join me in the completion of this plan to its utmost completing!"
• "Now where are the loud and muscle-having ones?"
• "Dieter! Beef! Kaley!"
• "Come and share in the chortles with Fawful!"
• "Leave the capturing of Bowser to us!"
• "Yes! Fawful's wishes are the gold coins in your tattered thrift-store pants!"
• "You must never be forgetting about them!"

Goombas

• "OK, Goomba Squad! Soooound off!"
• "Present!"
• "PRSHNT...URGHHHH..."
• "Whoa!"
• "Ulp!"
• "Ohhhh...what's happening?"

Kaley

• "Leave it to the Best Fitness Friends!"
• "Hello? Is anyone here?"
• "Hello, there! My name's Kaley. And...HOW FIT DO YOU FEEL?"
• "Oh, it's your lucky day!"
• "By virtue of simply being here, you have earned a FREE SEMINAR!"
• "We're here to talk about..."
• "Beauty!"
• "Teeth that don't fall out!"
• "That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with..."
• "Best Fitness Friends!"
• "We even brought samples!"
• "Or BFF for short! Heehee!"
• "Aww, I'm sorry to hear you don't have time for personal fitness. I guess we'll be on our way!"
• "My goodness! I'm glad you reconsidered our products."
• "Now, for a case like this... I'd recommend..."
• "Skeletone Formula :D!"
• "Yowza!"
• "You see! Skeletone Formula :D! It's the only product on the market that actually tones your skeleton!"
• "Oh, well I'd be extremely grateful for the business..."
• "...if I had any more Skeletone to sell you."
• "I'm afraid that I only brought a trial sized portion with me today."
• "Now, now! There's no need to get upset."
• "After all I can sell you something much better than the product itself."
• "I can sell you the recipe!"

Kamek

• "Lord Bowser!"
• "There's a large ball of trouble rolling our way. I'm freaking out!"
• "Oh, I'm too late...
• "It's headed straight for you, milord!"
• "...Would we call it a frenzy?"
• "All right, I'm working on a theory..."
• "That overlarge Goomba may have been afflicted with a condition known as, 'the blorbs.'"
• "But, Master..."
• "No one knows what causes the blorbs or how to remedy the condition."
• "Yes, Your Robustness..."
• "I'll see if there have been any developments in de-blorbing..."

Koopa Troop

• "Oh no!"
• "The cannon seems to be jammed. Gadzooks! It's filled with Goombas!"
• "OWWW!"
• "Nooooooo! The Goombas knocked over the Whomps like dominoes. Oh, the Goomanity!"
• "Ahhh! We're gonna get crushed!"

Larry Koopa

• "Oh...great."

Lemmy Koopa

• "I'll just, uh...stay here, I guess. You know, hold down the fort."
• "What's that all about? Were you gonna fill us in?"

Ludwig von Koopa

• "Great work getting the recipe for Skeletone Formula :D, Roy."
• "So, we need something called a 'Giga-carrot,' an 'Omega-onion', and some 'Ever Ice.'"
• "With those ingredients in hand, we can cure the blorbs!"
• "I've heard of the Giga-Carrot. It's supposed to be in Dimble Wood. Let's go check it out!"
• "Yeah..."
• "*sigh* Don't worry, everyone. I got this. Hey! Captain Goomba!"
• "Are your troops ready?"
• "Excellent. You may go."
• "Give Lord Junior a true test..."
• "In times like these, we can't leave things to chance."
• "I've simply arranged for Lord Junior to learn a few lessons."
• "After all, we wouldn't want him to get hurt, would we?"
• "Well, in real battles, he'll have to learn."

Midbus

• "Lord Fawful...the plan is in motion."

Morton Koopa Jr.

• "MORTON GUARD LORD JUNIOR."

Roy Koopa

• "Well, it wasn't easy, but I crammed 'em into a broom closet."
• "Had no idea we had so many brooms!"
• "If the blorbs keep spreading, something's gonna give. Either the brooms or the blorbs!"
• "I hate sweepin'."
• "And there HE goes again, not sweepin' a dang thing!"
• "That punk will eventually be our boss!"
• "Hmph. Yeah, I do..."
• "Who are you? Castle-to-castle sales...things?"
• "Man, Bowser will let ANYONE in here..."
• "Go away."
• "We're up to our eyeballs in blorbed Goombas! We don't have time for this sales pitch."
• "Hey! Sales...things. Come back for a second!"
• "Yeah, uh, we'll take it."
• "Go ahead and hand over everything you've got."
• "What?! Why would you do that? Aren't you trying to sell the stuff?"
• "Get outta here!"
• "That's what they said. Too bad it all sounds like nonsense to me."
• "If you manage to teach that kid something, you'll be the first!"

Shy Guys

• "Heave! Ho!"
• "Whoa!"

Wendy O. Koopa

• "All right, what did you do with all those blorbed Goombas?"
• "Right. And to think, he's just goofing off with those Goombas during an emergency."
• "And when it's been so dusty around here!"
• "Yeah, but for now we still report to Bowser. Do you remember what he said the other day?"
• "Best Fitness Friends, huh?"
• "Hold on just a second, Roy..."
• "I know it's crazy, but... What if their products DO have an effect on the blorbs?"
• "Amazing!"