Editing List of Game & Wario quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Game & Wario'' quotes}}
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This is a list of quotes from ''[[Game & Wario]]''.
==[[5-Volt]]==
*"''Not until you finish your homework.''"
*"''Go. To. Bed.''"

==[[9-Volt]]==
*"''I'm 9-Volt! Can you play video games AND avoid my mom's evil stare? I made this game to show everyone how annoying she is!''"
*"''Yes, ma'am!''"
*"''Finished!''"
*"''Game on!''"
*"''I'm getting sleepy...''"
*"''That was awesome! By the way, my mom isn't this scary in real life. She's pretty cool most of the time.''"

==[[18-Volt]]==
*"''Yes, ma'am!''"
*"''Finished!''"

==[[Ashley]] & [[Red (WarioWare series)|Red]]==
===Ashley===
*"''Whatever...''"
*"''That's so cool!''"
*"''Red!''"
*"''Red, cut it out or I'm leaving you behind!''"

===Red===
*"''Hello there! I'm Red. This is a side-scrolling action game starring my best friend, Ashley, who flies around on her magic broom. It's great fun, right, Ashley?''"
*"''Yes?''"
*"''The spell worked!''"
*"''I mean...''"
*"''Erm...''"
*"''OK, let's just go.''"
*"''Everything looks so tasty. I love it here!''"

==[[Dribble & Spitz]]==
*"''Swerve, steer and...shoot UFOs?! Oh, just another day in the life of us cabbies, Dribble and Spitz!''"

===Dribble===
*"''Not a soul for miles...''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''A customer!''"
*"''Huh?!''"
*"''Yes, sir!''"
*"''I wasn't paying attention to where we were going. What is this place?''"

===Spitz===
*"''Follow that UFO!''"

==[[Dr. Crygor]]==
*"''Good day! Are you interested in robot design? Put your drawing skills to work for me, the great Dr. Crygor!''"
*"''Ah, you must be my new assistant, [player's name].''"
*"''Is this your first time designing robots? Don't worry, there's nothing to it!''"
*"''All you have to do is follow my instructions and draw perfect lines!''"
*"''If you score 300 points or more, you'll be recognized as a robot designer.''"
*"''All right, now take out the stylus!''"
*"''Close...and the line's tidy!''"
*"''Close...and it's a neat circle!''"
*"''Too small...but it's a neat triangle!''"
*"''Close...''"
*"''This is truly a fine effort. I'm almost impressed!''"
*"''With a little training, I think you could be a master robot designer. How'd you like to be my full-time apprentice?''"

==[[Joe|Editor Joe]]==
*"''It's a scoop!''"
*"''Get to the scene!''"
*"''Hey, Mona! I trust you made it to the stake-out location already.''"
*"''Several criminal suspects are rumored to be in the area.''"
*"''I need you to get a photo of each of them.''"
*"''OK, we don't have time to waste. Get to the window!''"
*"''There are 5 suspects, and you only have 3 minutes to take their photos.''"
*"''Try to get good clear shots of their faces centered in the frame.''"
*"''Don't lose track of how much film you have left. You've only got one roll!''"
*"''Oh, and I'll give you a bonus if you get a good shot of this rare creature.''"
*"''All right! I'm counting on you to get me those photos. Do your best!''"
*"''Send your photo to me!''"
*"''Perfect!''"
*"''Great! It looks like you got a photo of everyone we were looking for.''"
*"''Tap Done when you're ready to end this assignment.''"
*"''But feel free to continue taking photos if you wish.''"
*"''I can't wait to see tomorrow's paper!''"
*"''What a front page!''"

==[[Jimmy T]]==
*"''Yo, it's Jimmy! I made a super-cool skiing game starring yours truly. It's an ice-cold combination of old-school style and future-fresh gameplay. Oh, yeah! You're gonna dig it.''"
*"''That's some ice-cold hotness! Skiing solo is groovy and all, but I think I'm ready for a little company.''"

==[[Kat & Ana]]==
*"''Hey, it's Kat and Ana! We love arts and crafts, so we made a puzzle game about sewing patches together! We worked really hard on it, so promise us you'll play it a lot, OK?''"
*"''Do you like our game? If it's too easy, don't worry. We've got many more puzzles, and they only get tougher!''"

===Ana===
*"''Welcome to PATCHWORK!''"
*"''Hey, Kat! PATCHWORK is a super-fun, super-cute puzzle game!''"
*"''You arrange puzzles on pattern paper to stitch together patchwork puzzles!''"
*"''Thanks! These things are patches.''"
*"''And this is how you play with them.''"
*"''Touch whichever patch you like to grab it.''"
*"''Then, look for the place on the pattern paper that matches its shape.''"
*"''For example, this patch...goes right here!''"
*"''It's OK if a patch crosses other lines if it fits within an outline!''"
*"''Just take the patch you are holding and slide it over.''"
*"''If you release it in the correct spot, it will stitch into place!''"
*"''Got it?''"
*"''OK! Let's do a practice patch!''"
*"''That's it!''"
*"''The puzzle is complete when all of the patches are stitched into place!''"
*"''Don't worry, Sis! If you can't find the right spot, you can always use...the Hint button!''"
*"''It will reveal the general area where the patch you're holding should go!''"
*"''The patch you're holding fits somewhere in this area.''"
*"''By the way, you can use the Hint button as much as you like, but...''"
*"''30 seconds is added to your time whenever you use it.''"
*"''Keep this in mind if you're trying to solve the puzzles as fast as possible.''"
*"''That's it for my tutorial!''"
*"''Go ahead and place the rest of the patches!''"
*"''That's it for practice. The next puzzle will be the real deal!''"
*"''OK, the puzzle is ready!''"
*"''That's it for now.''"
*"''But there are lots more puzzles to solve, so come back soon!''"

===Kat===
*"''Welcome!''"
*"''Hey, Ana! So what kind of game is PATCHWORK?''"
*"''Patches?''"
*"''Wow, Ana! You're so cool!''"
*"''Wow, that sounds fun! I wanna try!''"
*"''Hmm, where does this patch go?''"
*"''Um...''"
*"''I can't figure it out!''"
*"''Sweet! The Hint button sounds really useful! I'll give it a try.''"
*"''Hmm, somewhere here...''"
*"''Oh, I see it! It goes right here!''"
*"''Woo hoo! I did it!''"
*"''You can do it!''"
*"''Yay! It's finished!''"
*"''Go for it!''"
*"''You did it! Great job!''"

==[[Mona]]==
*"''Hi, I'm Mona! I got a cool new camera and have been taking tons of photos lately. I like it so much that I decided to make a camera game! Take your best shots and go for the big scoop!''"
*"''I'm on it!''"
*"''What a scoop! Now, for your next assignment, how about photographing some famous stars?''"

==[[Reporter John]]==
*"''Hello! Today is the big launch of a brand-new way to play video games.''"
*"''With a TV and a controller, you use two screens to play.''"
*"''Wow!''"
*"''This system is as cool as it gets!''"

==[[Wario]]==
*"''I'm gonna design the best games ever...and make MILLIONS!''"
*"''WAHAHA! It's me, Wario! I designed the most exciting action game of all time! You launch arrows to take down an army of MechaWario minions. It's the most fun you'll ever have, so be grateful I made it!''"
*"''WAHAHA! Isn't this the best game ever?! Whenever you play it, be sure to think about how amazing I am!''"

==[[Young Cricket]] & [[Master Mantis]]==
*"''No matter how strong you are, you have to eat right. You'll never master kung fu on an empty stomach!''"

===Master Mantis===
*"''Hello there, Young Cricket. Can you jump your way to me?''"
*"''The key to kung fu is energy. If yours reaches 0, you won't be able to move.''"
*"''Your energy will slowly decrease, but if you eat a dumpling, you'll regain a bit.''"
*"''A true master will make it to the goal with as much energy as possible.''"
*"''I've also hidden three scrolls. I'll give you a reward if you can find them all.''"

===Young Cricket===
*"''Hey! I'm Cricket! I'm a kung fu apprentice! Master Mantis has taught me some new jumping techniques, so I made a game out of it!''"
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