Editing List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (M–Z)

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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Super Paper Mario]]'' by character (M–Z). Note that [[Bowser's Minions|Koopa Troop]] members and [[Sammer Guy]]s are grouped together.

==[[Marbald]]==
*''"Servants...of Big Rock Who Watches... You big boulders, we just gravel bits..."''
*''"O great servants of Big Rock Who Watches... Cragnons having trouble down here... Serious. Bad. Big, big danger..."''
*''"One day...freak plant-people came... Nerd Cragnon named them [[Floro Sapien|<font color=red>Floro Sapiens</font>]]. They kidnap many Cragnons... We were peaceful brahs... They give peace no chance..."''
*''"Rescue team of Cragnons... now need to BE rescued... We at end of our crag... How do we save Cragnons? No idea come to Marbald... and we keep losing Cragnons..."''
*''"This bad, brahs... Cragnons must work this out, or Cragnons go ex... <big><big>EXTINCT, BRAH!"</big></big>''
*''"You prune Floro Spaiens... You save kidnapped buds... You hook Cragnons up..."''
*(Sure thing, brah.)
**''"Yah? You not cragging my chain? Cragnons owe you big-time, brahs..."''
*(Nah, man.)
**''"WHAAAAAAT?! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame! Come on! Hook up Cragnons... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease... Marbald begs..."''
**(Ignore him.)
***''"Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Extiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinct! End of all Cragnons... For...EVER!"''
*''"Please, braaaaaaaaah... Reconsider, braaaaah... Do it, braaaaaaaaaah... Beat bad Floro Sapiens... They kidnapped our buds... You get Cragnon buds back..."''
*''"P-P-P-Please! You help! You hook up Cragnons! Hooooooup, PLEEEEESE!"''

==[[Mario]]==
*''"Ohh!"''
*''"Ha!"''
*''“Yahoo!"''
*''“No-no."''
*''“Hmm..."''
*''"Yes!"''
*''"Oh no!"''
*''"Hi!"''

==[[Merlee]]==
===Chapter 2===
*''<font color=gray>"Ah! Hooray! Whoopee! ♡ Thanks for coming to look for me!"</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"Beautiful, mysterious Merlee! Mistress of the [[Merlee's Mansion|house]], it's me! So glad it's you I see!"</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"So long I've waited for you. Your arrival is well past due."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"But we can't meet like this, oh no, for something's amiss."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"An [[Mimi|evil one]] is after me, and safe and sound I cannot be."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"In the [[Merlee's Basement|basement]] do I dwell, maze-like rooms are my cell, you will find me, I can tell..."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"And...if you do, take care... For...your eyes...may err... Trust nothing...foul...or fair..."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"No... I cannot...last... My power...is...fading...fast... The distance...is...too...vast..."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"Are...you...ready to find me? Beware...if you do, I plea..."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"... .. ... .. . . .. .... .. ... . ... .. .. .... .. . . . .. . . .. .... . ."</font>''
*''<font color=gray><big><big>"No, it can't be so!"</big></big></font>''
*''<font color=gray>"Wh-What, have you forgot? I have warned you, did I not? That is not the real me! I am elsewhere, you see..."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"Good choice, for my sake... This Merlee's a total fake... Listen not! She is a snake!"</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"Please, my friends, beware. A barrier protects her there. In fact, it's everywhere. I think attacks may well be useless against such as she."</font>''
*''<font color=gray>"I must suggest you flee. Come and find the real me. I am hiding, look and see! If you can, my magic may weaken her and win the day! Hurry, hurry, don't delay!"</font>''
*''"Hee hee hee hee hee! ♡ Found me! The real Merlee!"''
*''"I shine on, such is my lot, a sun to those fate to me brought..."'' (American version)
*''"I shine on, like the brightest star calling to you from miles afar."'' (British version)
*''"I'm afraid that Mimi freak was too robust, and I too weak... The [[Pure Heart]] I quickly took and hid where she would never look..."''
*''"But now you're here. Hooray! This bad tide will turn today! Soon that awful Mimi pays..."''
*''"You and I can now join up to teach that tiny, bratty pup a lesson: now let's power up!"'' (American version)
*''"You and I can now join up to teach that tiny, bratty pup a lesson. Now let's power up!"'' (British version)
*''"Stop pretending to be me! Everyone knows you are Mimi! Come on, friends! Attack! We can drive her back!"''
*''"It's me! The real Merlee!"''
*''"Look at us very closely. One of us has real beauty... and one is as fake as can be."''
*''"Grrr! What a fib-maker! You're such a fake faker!"''
*''This is going nowhere, see... Let's let them pick a Merlee and settle it; do you agree?""''
*''"Oh, how much do you amuse! You're a fake! You will lose!"''
*''<big><big>"IT'S ON, CON!"</big></big>''
*''"What day did I arrive? Oh yes, March, day 25!"''
*''"Strawberries! Ooh, yummies!"''
*''"Hee hee... I love them all, see... Nope! No type for me!"''
*''"A little bear cubbie, just as cute as can be!"''
*''"Fresh air, I swear!"''
*''"Catalogues for crystal balls, that's where my interest falls."''
*''"Crystal ball. The newest kind! Nice ones are hard to find!"''
*''"It is not a name to boast, but I was the "Bashful Ghost.""''
*''"Not that you should care, but I wash my bangs of hair."''
*''"The lobes of my perfect ears. They got voted by my peers to be "Lobes of the Year.""''
*(Right choice, when choosing between her and Mimi) ''"Well, of course, obviously! Nobody could copy me!"''
*(Wrong choice, when choosing between her and Mimi) ''"Oh, my, that's not swell... Really? You couldn't tell?"''
*''"Maybe I was just a fool for thinking you were ultra cool and sent here as fate's tool."''
*''"I will cheer from over here!"''
*''"Rah! Rah! Whoosh-bing-bah! Hit 'er in the knee! ...If she has one. Does she?"''
*''"You can now hit her, dear! For this is no normal cheer! This cheer is magic, woo! Her magic barrier is through!"''
*''"Hee hee on you, dearie! Now you shall see the way a good cheer wins the day!"''
*''"Yes! Yes! Our team's best! <big><big>GOOO...TEAM!"</big></big>''
*''<small>"Cha! Cha! Cha!"</small>''
*''<small>"Rah! Rah! Rah!"</small>''
*''<small>"OFFENSE!"</small>''
*''<small>"Maul, [[parasol]]!"</small>''
*''"Fine job on that Mimi, yes! The Pure Heart's safe, evil's repressed."''
*''"You know, the tenants here, guarded it for 1,500 years, waiting for you to draw near! Finally, that duty's done, and I'm ecstatic, for one."''
*''"But wait, ere we finish up, I must tell you something, yup."''
*''"So the [[Light Prognosticus]] was read by you, yes? It was written there that I and my ancestors waited by the Pure Heart, staying spry... But something wasn't written there, and of it you must be aware."''
*''"There is another prophecy: a [[Chaos Heart|heart of chaos]] can only be beaten by four of mystery... Four heroes unite, their hope burns forth light to shatter the walls of blight."''
*''"That is how despair, it dies, such is what we prophesize here in the home of the wise."''
*''"I am sure the pair of you, Mario and Peach, you too, are the first of heroes true."'' (American version)
*''"I am sure the pair of you, [[Mario]], and [[Princess Peach|Peach]] you too, are the first of heroes true."'' (British version)
*''"So, then, it falls to you, to find the [[Bowser|other]] [[Luigi|heroes]] two. I would guess, if I had to, the others might be known to you."''
*''"Now, finally, let me be! I hereby do my sworn duty! There! from me it parts! Here, heroes! A Pure Heart!"''

===[[Piccolo]] side-quest===
*''"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Oh, you have fine timing! My blood pressure's climbing!"''
*''"See, I was hoping maybe for you to do me a big favor. Can you, I implore?"''
**(I'm busy now.)
**''"Really, wow, that's no good... I really thought you would. Well, then, some other time, over the counter please climb, and give me help sublime!"''
**(Only if it's a small one.)
**''"Thank you, thank you true! I knew I could count on you!"''
*''"During my confusing move, I lost my [[Crystal Ball|crystal ball]] so smooth. I use a replacement now, but it feels wrong somehow."''
*''"I believe [[Merluvlee]] uses the same type of ball as me... Would you go to her and ask for one of her crystal balls real fast?"''
*''"You know where Merluvlee is, right? Where the outskirts of [[Flipside]] are in sight?"''
*''"Thank you! Thank you true!"''
*''"By the outskirts of Flipside... a fortune-telling shop resides. Go there and get for me, a crystal ball, oh golly, gee! Thank you, to you from me!"''
*''"Did you get a new ball for me? Do I thank you, golly, gee?"''
*''"That's it! That's the one! Ahhhhhh...♡ Oh, well done! Thank you! Thanks a ton!"''
*''"Well, then, let's see, now... I must thank you somehow... I guess that there's only one thing I can do for you, hon..."''
*''"One charm for you! Woo hoo! If you want a charm on someone, cross the counter and talk to me, hon."''
*''"Hm? What's this I see on you? You look angry? Or blue?"''
*''"A charm from me is just not enough? Kids these days! Ungrateful stuff!"''
*''"Fine! I would be remiss if I did not give you this!"''
*''"Once there was an explorer. A charm I cast with a purr... He gave me this, yes sir!"''
*''"I do not know what [[Random House Key|it]] unlocks. I bet it's handy, by my socks. You can have it. It rocks!"''
*''"Well now, 'bye, and how!♡"''

==[[Merlon]]==
===Prologue===
*''"Oh ho! Well, well, well... Back so soon, [[Tippi]]?"''
*''"And who might this be? Red shirt. Blue overalls... And magnificent 'stache! Tippi, you have truly outdone yourself..."''
*''"I welcome you, [[Mario]]! This is the town of [[Flipside|<font color=red>Flipside</font>]]. You have come far from the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] of your dimension..."''
*''"Of course, our fair Flipside is in no dimension at all! No! it is BETWEEN dimensions!"''
*''"My name? Merlon! I am a descendant of the [[tribe of Ancients|Ancients]] who created this town."''
*''"I busy myself studying musty, ancient texts to forestall the end of all worlds!"''
*''"Ahh... You want to know about the end of all worlds? What's happening, you ask? So Tippi has not yet told you, I gather... Well then, Mario... The answer hangs above you."''
*''"Do you see the gathering darkness in the sky? It is a hole in the very dimensional fabric of space! Such a strange phenomenon..."''
*''"Is it near or far? None know. It may appear small now, but it will only grow. And in the end, it will swallow all existence... All worlds, all dimensions..."''
*''"This [[The Void|void]] was created by our enemy, [[Count Bleck]], who wields the [[Dark Prognosticus]]."''
*''"Yes... The passage Tippi just quoted is from the [[Light Prognosticus]] of my ancestors. The book also says this: 'The Void will swallow all... Naught can stop it...unless the one protected by the dark power is destroyed. The hero with the power of the eight [[Pure Heart|<font color=red>Pure Hearts</font>]] will rise to this task.' ...So it is written."''
*''"This is one of the eight Pure Hearts. You are surely the hero spoken of in the pages of the Light Prognosticus. You are the only one who can defeat Count Bleck and save all worlds!"''
*''"Mario! Take this and save all worlds from destruction!"''
*(Nah.)
*''"What?! How can you refuse? If you do not accept this, all worlds will end! You must!"''
*(I don't wanna!)
*''"After all I have told you, you still refuse?!"''
*''"You are our very last soap... Wait, what did I say? Hope! Very last HOPE!"''
*''"This is the final time I will ask you. Please... Save the world!"''
*(Still no.)
*''"I see... Then all worlds are as good as doomed... <small>Ohhhhh...</small>"''
*(I will!/OK, then./Fine, already.)
*''"Excellent! You truly are the hero of the book of legend! My eyes never deceive! So... <small>Ahem!</small> Mario, our brave hero! Take...THIS!"''
*''"Now, great hero Mario... Your first task awaits. You must take this Pure Heart... You must place it in the [[Heart Pillar|<font color=red>Heart Pillar</font>]] in this town. Tippi will lead you there. Return to me when you are through with this task!"''
*''"Tippi will guide you to the Heart Pillar where you must place the Pure Heart. Now, be on your way, young hero!"''
*''"Ah, the two of you return!"''
*''"Look! A door has appeared! This '[[Dimensional Door|dimensional door]]' was made to lead the hero to another Pure Heart. Yes, somewhere beyond this door lies one of the seven other Pure Hearts..."''
*''"...Tippi. You must use your power to help Mario find this Pure Heart and return here."''
*''"And Mario... I have something to give you that will aid you on your journey."''
*''"With [[Return Pipe|this]], you will be able to return to Flipside from anywhere in the universe! Use it whenever you feel you must return in a hurry."''
*''"...The Light Prognosticus foretells that the hero will meet a 'dimension governor.' And from him, the hero will learn the <font color=red>dimensional technique</font>... I am almost certain this refers to my friend, the Flip Wizard, [[Bestovius|<font color=red>Bestovius</font>]]. So go now through this door, and seek out Bestovius!"''
*''"Just enter that door as soon as you feel you are ready! I will wish for your safe return!"''

===Chapter 1===
*''"You return so soon? I can see from your faces that it went well indeed... Let's go back to my house so you can tell me the details.. Please, step right in."''
*''"So how was it, dear friends? Did you find a Pure Heart?"''
*''"Oh ho, such pure brilliance... This is a true piece of the one true [[Purity Heart]]!"''
*''"Wh-What?! Lady [[Merlumina]]?! You were well met. She is an ancestor of mine. She was a great leader and was revered as the wisest of ancient sages. Merlumina and those who followed her built this town. They are why we are here."''
*''"What is it?! get a hold of yourself, [[Skeet (character)|lad]]..."''
*''"What? A girl fell out of the sky? What in the worlds?"''
*''"Hmmm... She does not look at all familiar to me... Who could this be?"''
*''"[[Princess Peach]]?! So this is the princess that Count Bleck kidnapped? Well, the poor girl seems to have had a rough time, of that we can be sure. And she is shivering uncontrollably... What could the problem be?"''
*''"Mario. You must go to the chef named [[Saffron|<font color=red>Saffron</font>]] on the first floor of Flipside. I am sure she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl..."'' (American version)
*''"Mario. You must go to the chef named [[Saffron|<font color=red>Saffron</font>]] on the ground floor of Flipside. I am sure she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl..."'' (British version)
*''"Once she revives, we will be able to ask Princess Peach exactly what happened."''
*''"I am sure Saffron the chef knows a warming recipe for this poor girl here... She lives on the ground floor of this town. Go find her, quickly now!"''
*''"Of course! [[Spicy Soup]]! That'll do the trick, methinks! Give Princess Peach a sip!"''
*''"Well, my dear... That is most assuredly a tale of woe and troubles."''
*''"'And one Pure Heart shall lead the way to the next...' So it is written."''
*''"And...my intuition tells me the next door may lead you to the mysterious [[Merlee|<font color=red>Merlee</font>]]. Like Bestovius and I, Merlee is one of the Ancients... We are like long-lost cousins."''
*''"Yes... I have heard that Merlee has long guarded and ancient and secret treasure. If my instincts are correct, it may be the next Pure Heart we seek."''
*''"I must tell you, the Light Prognosticus also speaks of her magical powers..."''
*''"Oh ho, are you going as well? You should not tax yourself. You've only just recovered... and...it may be dangerous."''
*''"Hmmmmm... This princess is headstrong, to be sue. How very refreshing."''
*''"I insist you take [[Old Key|this]]. There are secrets in this town that even I do not know... This may be one of the keys to uncovering them. Quite literally, in fact."''
*''"Please, use this key wherever it fits in town. My intuition tells me you should be able to use it very near my house..."''
*''"I will continue to read the Light Prognosticus and look for any clues that may help. I am sure that musty old tome still has much to teach us. Yes, much indeed."''
*''"Now, Mario, Princess Peach... Do all you can to stop the count's evil plans!"''
*''"You should be able to use the key I gave you somewhere here in town. My intuition tells me you should be able to use it somewhere near my house... I'd advise you to look around and do your best!"''
*''"Hmmm... So you found the Heart Pillar and set the Pure Heart within it. The surely a door must have opened somewhere... You must seek that door!"''

===Chapter 2===
*''"Oh ho, welcome back, friends!"''
*''"How was your journey this time? Did you find Merlee and obtain the Pure Heart?"''
*''"Oh ho, is that so? There is more than one hero? well if Mario and Peach are two such heroes, then you still need two more..."''
*''"The Void has grown... Hmmm... I fear that our time grows short, dear friends..."''
*''"Allow me to tell of something that mystical book has already divulged to me. One person will determine whether the Light or Dark Prognosticus predicts truly... Both books refer to him as the '[[Luigi|man in green]],' but I know not what this means... I must return to my study to solve this conundrum."''
*''"The Light Prognosticus implies that most of the Heart Pillars are actually outside Flipside. It seems the Ancients truly intended that only one who could flip would find them."''
*''"The "Four Heroes" and the "Green Man"... Riddles create other riddles, it seems! I'll study the Light Prognosticus... You search for the next Pure Heart!"''

===Chapter 3===
*''"Intriguing... So then... When you saved Tippi, the next Pure Heart just appeared? Mmm... How very interesting..."''
*''"I think [[Fort Francis|that castle]] was once a dwelling of the Ancients I told you of earlier. It seems my ancestors have roamed far and wide in their dimensional travels."''
*''"'In the castle beyond the [[The Tile Pool|great sea]], we hid a Pure Heart and sealed it safely...' Yes, I remember reading such a passage in the Light Prognosticus. The seal could only have been broken by a powerful pulse of love and trust..."''
*''"And now there are three heroes! Ho ho! I don't know who the last one is, but waste no time in searching, my friends!"''
*''"Oh ho! Well met, Mr. [[Bowser]]! May your strength protect this grou--"''
*''"Oh ho... It seems The Void has expanded once more... Time is short!"''
*''"There are matters I must attend to as well... I must search for any item of significance in the Light Prognosticus..."''

===Chapter 4===
*''"Oh ho! That was certainly quick work... You've already found the next Pure Heart?"''
*''"[[Outer Space|Space]]?! Oh ho, I imagine THAT was an unwelcome surprise!"''
*''"Hmmm... Well, if you had a [[Helmet|space helmet]], you would be all right, I imagine..."''
*''"Of course, I don't have one! But I imagine that even something LIKE a space helmet would suffice... And I just so happen to... Oh blast it!"''
*''"Oh double blast it all! I cleaned out my shelves the other day... Yes, I HAD the perfect thing, but I was making space, and I gave it to someone in town!"''
*''"Oh, just some [[Pook|random boy]]... It seemed more convenient than recycling it..."''
*''"You must find that boy and get explain the situation! Get it back from him!"''
*''"How was it this time, then? Did you find another Pure Heart in outer space?"''
*''"Tippi! What has happened? All of you, come to my house at once! Hurry, now!"''
*''"Very well, let's all take a breath and gather ourselves here... I'm concerned... Tippi may be unable to maintain her [[Pixl]] form for much longer."''
*''"Well, you see, Tippi was not always a Pixl... I found her in her true form, exhausted, cursed to wander through dimensions forever. She was hanging by a thread, barely alive...so I took a desperate measure... Using my ancestor's magic, I transformed her soul into a Pixl...and thus Tippi was born."''
*''"She had lost her memory, so I have no idea who she is or where she came from... But I can't help thinking she did not come here by chance. Fate connects us... And my intuition in this area is rarely mistaken."''
*''"The Void has grown larger. And these tremors have become common, I'm afraid. Our situation grows more dire by the moment."''
*''"Will the events written in the Light Prognosticus really forestall the foretold doom?"''
*''"Are you sure you feel well enough, my dear?"''
*''"Then I will not hold you back. These good people surely need your knowledge..."''
*''"Heroes. Please take good care of Tippi."''
*''"Now go! Finish your work!"''

===Chapter 5===
*''"Have you seen the sky lately? The Void continues to grow larger."''
*''"I imagine that some worlds have already started to decay."''
*''"I wonder how long our dear Flipside will be spared?"''
*''"The Light Prognosticus was only written to counteract the dark one... as such, it's not truly prophetic, so it's hard to say how long we really have... And yet...I feel confident in saying that we do not have much time at all."''
*''"I received a message from [[Nolrem]] recently... It seems there is a Heart Pillar located on the outskirts of [[Flopside]]."''

===Chapter 6===
*''"Oh ho! The heroes return! Tell me, do you have the seventh Pure Heart?"''
*''"Mmm... Hmm? What... What happened to it?"''
*''"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I do not feel the typical energy from this Pure Heart."''
*''"Even if you set this in a Heart Pillar, it would do nothing. What to do..."''
*''"To stop this prophecy, we must defeat Count Bleck, who started all of this..."''
*''"But to do that, we will need all eight Pure Hearts, as the Light Prognosticus says."''
*''"We are between a rock and a hard place..."''
*''"What...just happened?"''
*''"M-M-M-M-MARIO?! But I saw [[Dimentio]] end your game..."''
*''"Then Tippi said you were here, so I thought I'd come and take a look, but... Wow... You're truly alive..."''
*''"We can introduce ourselves later! For now, let's head back to my house!"''
*''"Funny you should say that... I just found this interesting bit in the Light Prognosticus."''
*''"'The seventh lost Pure Heart will draw together two men... And when the light returns, its brilliance will show the way to the last hero.'"''
*''"Yes, as Tippi said, I think this fellow in green may be our final hero."''

===Chapter 7===
*''"So... We have gathered all the Pure Hearts and all four of the heroes, it seems..."''
*''"...What troubles you, Tippi?"''
*''"Much of the dark prophecy has already come to pass... but stop it we must."''
*''"It was by Count Bleck's hand that the Chaos Heart was summoned, bringing this peril. Without him, the prophecy's power will wither, and all worlds can avoid their ends."''
*''"My dear... Was there something between you and this Count Bleck?"''
*''"Once again, your first task is to set this Pure Heart in a Heart Pillar. Once you've done that, you must head to the [[Flopside Tower|black tower in Flopside]]."''
*''"'Only those who have not abandoned hope can turn back the prophecy of doom. They walk forward into the future, no matter how dark and uncertain it may be.'"''
*''"I know that you can do it. I, too, believe it in my heart."''
*''"Tippi... I don't know what is in your mind, but... If this is too hard for you, please feel free to stay behind."''
*''"Tippi... If your memory... returns..."''
*''"Tippi, you've changed so much. You've grown so strong... So! Be sure to return safely to me!"''
*''"[[Mario]]... [[Princess Peach]]... [[Bowser]]... [[Luigi]]... Be strong. And you too, [[Tippi]]..."''

===Chapter 8===
*''"The worlds tremble... Has the end finally come?"''
*''"Yes. It is proof that the Prophecy of Destruction has not come to be. And all worlds have been saved..."''
*''"The prophecy has lost its power... Thusly the world that was lost returns to normality."''
*''"You have done well, heroes. It is all thanks to you."''
*''"But...where is Tippi?"''
*''"I see... So she has gone..."''
*''"Ah... This, too, must have been under the guidance of the Pure Hearts..."''
*''"I shudder to think about it, but surely when the prophecy was nullified..."''
*''"Farewells are bittersweet... but as long as you live, you can never escape them."''
*''"To feel sadness is to live... but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page."''
*''"And with that...I am hungry."''
*''"I've asked Saffron to make some of her celebrated snacks for us."''
*''"Let us heal our weariness by devouring a banquet of sumptuous sweets!"''
*''"Ah, Princess Peach... I'm thinking of Tippi... I mean, Lady Timpani... I wonder if she truly is happy now..."''
*''"Well, let's have at those snacks..."''

===Post-game===
*''"I've been researching [[Flipside|this town]] and other ancient civilizations..."''
*''"I have a feeling that there are hidden hints on how to make this world better..."''
*''"[[Tippi]] loved this world...and wherever she is, I know she wishes for its betterment."''
*''"This world that you saved..."''

==[[Merlumina]]==
===Chapter 1===
*''"Welcome, [[Mario|hero]]. My name is Merlumina."''
*''"I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the [[Pure Heart]]. Yes, I have been waiting for 1,500 years."''
*''"Your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse."''
*''"Before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak. Listen well, hero."''
*''"Long, long ago...[[Tribe of Ancients|my people]] built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture. Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were powerless to stop: The [[Dark Prognosticus]]. Nobody knows who authored the dark book. It foretold the events of the future. On the last page, it was written that a [[Chaos Heart|chaotic power]] would [[The Void|devour]] the world. We knew it had to be stopped."''
*''"Our greatest minds devised a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened. we needed something with the pure essence of love to confront this chaos. Researchers set to work... and they created the [[Purity Heart]].
*''"We divided the Purity Heart into eight pieces and hid them in different dimensions. We hid them for their own protection, waiting for the day the hero would arrive. Everything was going as planned. Or so it seemed... But the wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control."''
*''"It began with a very small incident... At that time, I was young and quite beautiful... It started the day I met two very fetching young men. And, you see, my life set sail toward a maelstrom of love."''
*''"You see, I asked one out, but... However... It was...well, you know... Basically...it... And then, I said... And he said... And then..."''
*''"And THAT is why we hope the Purity Heart will have the power to defeat chaos."''
*''"To save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Hearts that form the Purity Heart."''
*''"And that is all I have to say on the matter. Were you listening carefully?"''
*''"Excellent... I did tell the short version, so I wasn't sure if you would fully understand."''
*''"It is up to you to find the Pure Hearts, for they are our last and only hope. Go forth, hero, and save the worlds... We are all depending on you!"''

===[[Piccolo]] side-quest===
*''"Ahh, hero...so you have come to me? It is I...Merlumina."''
*''"It is a pleasure to meet you again, hero..."''
*''"What? What am I still doing here? I had slept here for 1,500 years, waiting to give you the Pure Heart... Having done that, I decided I might enjoy a quick nap. But...I couldn't sleep. Perhaps it was because I had just slept so long. But even after I sat in bed and read for a bit, I still wasn't sleepy. If this keeps up, I thought, I will be reduced to a mere phantom in this world... So I tried counting sheep... But even counting 100,000 sheep didn't work."''
*''"Then I became frustrated with myself for not being able to sleep. So I thought, why not send out my frustration to [[Old Man Watchitt|someone]] telepathically... I figured the message would reach someone in the [[Yold Town|nearby town]] with Ancient blood. I used to do it all the time when I was single and wanted to meet people... Heehee..."''
*''"I was a wild gal back then, throwing caution...and by heart...to the wind... One day, my mind message reached three different men. From that day on, my heart was a tossing ship on a tempest of love..."''
*''"...So as I was saying, I just couldn't get to sleep at all!"''
*''"...Hey. Are you sleeping?!"''
*''"People are suffering from a severe lack of sleep here... Doesn't that tug at your heart?"''
*''"People in this millennium have no sense of compassion!"''
*''"...Ahem. Back to what I was saying. I was trying to vent some of my frustration with some telepathic pranks... But the person receiving the telepathy was hard of hearing, so it barely worked... That only made me more sad... But it helped me to realize something else... Maybe I couldn't sleep because I was sad..."''
*''"And then I realized that since childhood, I always fell asleep to lullabies. My mom was always there when I slept as a child... She'd hold my hand and sing me sweet songs... Of course, once I moved out, I needed someone else to sing them to me... I was quite popular back then, I should tell you. I finally found four men who met my standards for lullaby singing... And from that day on, my life was awash in a whirling pool of love songs..."''
*''"I had four men singing to me, and when I... There was... So I decided to... But all we could... When the... So... But then... And I said... ...However..."''
*''"...And that's when dozens of people thronged to this place to say their last farewells. And their voices were the lullaby that put me to sleep for 1,500 years. But now nobody is here. I'm all alone. And I can't get to sleep. It's so lonely! It's just terrible! I can't stand it!"''
*''"You're sleeping again! I can't believe you. Honestly... I'm wringing my heart out to you... And... You... You just... <big><big>HMMMPH!"</big></big>''
*''"Hmm? All this talking is making me a little drowsy... And since you've been here, I haven't felt so lonely... Maybe I can get back to sleep now! Was that your plan all along? Brilliant thinking!"''
*''"Hmmmm... Yes... I'm feeling cozy now. I think I can get to sleep... Thank you...hero... Now I can get back to... Sleep..."''
*''"What is it?! Why are you bothering me now that I'm finally getting back to sleep?!"''
*''"Huh? An [[autograph]]? Why, certainly! Just give me that [[paper]] there."''
*''"Now then... 'You're always in my heart... signed, the fantabulous Merlumina.' And.. done. Oh, and let's put a little kiss on the end here... Mwwwwah! ♡"''
*''"There we go. How's that? So we're all settle,d then? Good to hear..."''
*''"And thank you...hero... I will...return...to the sweet embrace...of dreams..."''
*''"Please...take good care...of this world..."''
*''"...Good...night..."''

==[[Merluvlee]]==
*''"Hee hee! Heeheeheehee... Welcome to the Fortune-Teller's Fortress!"''
*''"My name is Merluvlee... I use the twinkling of the stars to help people find the path to happiness... If you pay just a few coins, I will tell you the path you need to follow next..."''
*''"One fortune would cost you precisely 5 [[coin]]s... Would you hear it?"''
*''"Ah? I sense that you lack enough coins! I thought my rates were cheap... Please come back in your prosperous future..."''

===[[Piccolo]] side-quest===
*''"Hee hee! Heeheehee hee..."''
*''"I have been waiting, heroes. You want to ask me about a [[Crystal Ball|crystal ball]]?"''
*''"There is nothing to fear... I'm Merluvlee! It is my JOB to know the future!"''
*''"[[Merlee]] sent you, did she not? Yes... I have readied the ball. Please, take it. Or...I'd like to say that, but there's something I must first ask of you."''
*''"I know I do not look like it, but I am in training. I told someone about it and they said that they had some [[Training Machine|useful equipment]]. But I have been so busy that I haven't had a chance to pick it up yet."''
*''"The kind fellow who offered me the equipment is the [[Flip]] Wizard, [[Bestovius]]. It would really help me out if you would agree to... Hack... Kofffff... Would you agree to go to his house and pick it up? If you do that, then I will give you this crystal ball."''
*''"Thanks for your assistance!"''
*''"If you pick up my equipment, I'll hand you this crystal ball. Go to Bestovius's house on Lineland Road and pick up my exercise equipment! Thank you so!♡"''
*''"Did you pick up my equipment for me?"''
*''"This is it! This is it! Now I can train to my heart's content!"''
*''"What? You wonder which body part I can work with this? Well, my brain, of course! I've already trained every other part of my body, so that just leaves my head!"''
*''"Please take this to Merlee. There will be no charge... But please tell her this: 'Now we're even.'"''
*''"On that note, take care!"''

==[[Mimi]]==
===Prologue===
*''"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi!"''
*''"Wow, that's just super, [[Count Bleck|Count]]! Yeah, first you'll erase all these naughty worlds... And then you're gonna build a perfect world without war and all that other icky stuff!"'' (as [[O'Chunks]])
*''"Oh, [[O'Chunks]], you big silly! Didja oversleep or something?"''
*''"I guess it's kinda hard to be on time, though, when you've got muscles instead of brains!"'' (as [[Count Bleck]])
*''"Aw, golly, thanks, Count! With you around, it's nothing but big smiles all the time!"'' (as [[Princess Peach|Peach]])
*''"Hanging out with the count! That's MY idea of a perfect world! ♡"'' (as Peach)
*''"Hey! [[Dimentio]]! Have you been reading my diary? I mean... Umm... Never mind."'' (as [[Bowser]])

===Chapter 2===
*''"Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to [[Merlee's Mansion]]!"''
*''"I'm Lady [[Merlee]]'s handmaid. My name's Mimi! But you can call me Mimikins if you want!"''
*''"You're here to see Lady Merlee, aren't you? How super for you! Well, Lady Merlee is on the second floor, in the farthest room."''
*''"Just head on up there whenever you're ready! Oh, golly, but listen..."''
*''"DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT, OR ELSE!"''
*''"Enjoy your visit, OK?"''
*''"Lady Merlee is on the second floor, in the farthest room. Just head on up there whenever you're ready! But gee whiz, listen...DONT YOU DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT, OR ELSE! Have a super day, OK?"''
*''"Hm? Lady Merlee wasn't in the farthest room on the second floor?"''
*''"Oh, golly...What a big old messy-poo I've made of things! Lady Merlee must be in the CLOSEST room on the second floor. Please try there!"''
*''"It's really an awful nuisance that these monsters moved into the mansion recently."''
*''"They chomp on anyone they see and then spit them out of the mansion! NOT NICE!"''
*''"I was lucky enough to chain up the big one, but I think smaller ones are still about..."''
*''"I really think you should try not to bother them, or they might get awful mean."''
*''"Hm? Lady Merlee wasn't in the room I directed you to?"''
*''"Oh, gee whiz... I've been a silly, silly Mimikins! Lady Merlee must be in the MIDDLE room on the second floor. Please try there!"''
*''"Hm? Lady Merlee wasn't in the room I directed you to? Oh, jeepers... Mimikins, you deserve a good spanking! Why must you be so silly?! Lady Merlee must be in the CLOSEST room on the first floor. Yes, of COURSE! Please head in and go allllll the way to the back!"''
*''"You can't find Lady Merlee? Gee whiz, that's a real head-scratcher, huh? I KNOW Lady Merlee is somewhere in the mansion. Look wherever you can!"''
*''<big><big>"EEEEEEEEK!"</big></big>''
*''<big><big>"NYAAAAH!"</big></big>''
*''"You broke it! You broke my most favoritest vase!"''
*''<big><big>"DOOFUSES!"</big></big>''
*''"I loved that vase more than ANYTHING! And you BROKE it! NYAAAAAARGH!"''
*''"Oh, you'll pay for that! Yes, you will... I'll have you know that vase cost 1,000,000 [[Rubee]]s..."''
*''"So hand over that money! Now! Or you're DONE FOR!"''
*''"[[Coin]]s?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"''
*''"...So what are you saying? Are you telling me you don't have any Rubees at all?! Well, guess what? You're just gonna have to work it off, then!"''
*''"Until you work off your debt, you naughty little things, I OWN YOU!"''
*''<big><big>"ENJOY LABOR!"</big></big>''
*''"Yes, so, you can earn Rubees in the generator room on the top floor. Once you earn 1,000,000 Rubees, you come pay it off in the room at the back. You can also check the balance of your debt there."''
*''"So! Get to work, servants!"''
*''"Oh, hi there! Big welcome! So happy to have you here at [[Rubee Savings and Loan]]!"''
*''"First off, THANKS for taking out a special Rubee loan! Now what can I do for you?"''
*(Pay off some Rubees!)
*''"Super! Let me just take all those Rubees off your hands! There you go!"''
*(Check my balance!)
*''"You have an outstanding Rubee balance on this loan of 1,000,000. Remember to make your payments on time! And remember...BIG SMILE!"''
*(Dropping in for kicks!)
*''"You don't need anything? Well, golly, then how about you GET LOST RIGHT NOW! I HAVE WORK TO DO!"''
*(I love you!)
*''"Yeah, well, that's just super. Know what I love? Rubees. Go get me some, slacker!"''
*''"Well, thank you SO much for paying off your Rubee loan in...full..."''
*''"...?<big><big>WHAAAAT?!</big></big> How did you earn enough Rubees to pay it off?! That's not supposed to happen!''
*''"Noooo... You've broken my wonderful curse!"''
*''<big><big>"I'LL GET YOU!"</big></big>''
*(as Merlee)
**''"Ahh, yes, how very nice... ♡ Thanks for coming! Thank you twice!"''
**''"Mysterious and so lovely, mistress of the house you see... It's me, Merlee!"''
**''"I shine on, like the brightest star, calling to you from afar..."''
**''"And I knew that soon I'd see you buzz on by, little bees. Hee hee hee hee hee! ♡"''
**''"Oh, yes, of course, I know! The [[Pure Heart]] for [[Mario]]! ...And Co.!"''
**''"For you, yes, I'll gladly part with that purest Pure Heart."''
**''"Mmm, but there is a wee fee: yes, yes, 10,000,000 Rubees! Quite a bargain, you agree?"''
**''"So, folks, if you'd be dears, sign this dotted line here, and it's yours, free and clear!"''
*(Refuse)
**''"If you lack the Rubees now, a smallish loan I could allow. You can work it off somehow."''
**''"Just sign here, my dear..."''
**''"...OK, here's what we'll do. Have I got a deal for you! Sign up for a loan, and boom! A free gift! Away with gloom! A Super Mega Ultra Shroom!"''
**''"Ugh, fine, you bargain hard, I'll also throw in Breadward, a [[Pixl]] made of oats and lard."''
**''"Isn't that nice of me? I'm the best, don't you see?"''
**''"Here, dear, sign and cheer..."''
**''"Idiots, the lot of you! Turning down such a coup! None of you have a clue!"''
**''"Here it is: your last shot! Sign right now, on the dot!"''
*(Sign)
**''"Good, good, yes, rejoice... You've made a wise choice..."''
**''"Noises? All in your head. Vision? Nonsense, I said! Pay attention to me instead!"''
**''"Just sign this contract here and you'll be done, dear!"''
*''"No point trying to fool anyone now..."''
*''"Gee, lookee here! The girl you thought was a handmaid or a Merlee impostor... She's actually the faithful servant of Count Bleck, master impersonator Mimi!"''
*''"Golly, I was hoping we could settle this peacefully, but... TOO BAD!"''
*''"Oh, you want to make things ugly, huh? well, that's super. Let's get ugly."''
*''"TRUE MIMI, COME FORTH!"''
*''"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi..."''
*''<big><big>"Mimmimimimimi..."</big></big>''
*''"Ooh, I don't think so..."''
*(As Merlee)
**''"What is this you talk about? You're the faker! And a lout!"''
**''"Don't be fooled by her act! Get her now! Attack!"''
**''"No, it's me! The true Merlee!"''
**''"Oh, now, come off it, dear! You're a dog from eye to ear! And your breath reeks, I fear."''
**''"Sounds like a good thought. 'Cause I'm the reall me (hot) and you really aren't (not)."''
**''"Hee hee hee hee hee... You're fake, you stupid fake! We all know you're the snake!"''
**''<big><big>"It's on, con!"</big></big>''
**''"I bloomed in May, the 5th was the day!"''
**''"Tangerines! That's my scene!"''
**''"Oh, how can I share when... ...the guy's right there."''
**''"An adorable little demon, all sweatin'a and steamin'!"''
**''"Old cheese, yes, please!"''
**''"I like watching rerun shows of "Super Ultra Goomba Bros.!""''
**''"I want a boyfriend, please! I'd love a guy to squeeze!"''
**''"Not to go and make a fuss, but I was the "Odd Porpoise.""''
**''"I start with the tile mold, then the faucets, hot and cold..."''
**''"Well, that would have to be my effervescent personality. People seem to love it, see."''
*(Right)
*''"Stupid-heads... I'd mimicked her perfectly! You know it!"''
*''"I guess I'll congratulate you... by tearing you into little bits like stupid confetti!"''
*(Wrong)
*''"Ha! I'm Mimi, morons! And now that I fooled you, it's time for utter humiliation! Prepare for a shredding!"''
*''"[[Merlee|She]]'s a fast one, isn't she?"''
*''"Oh, golly, well, whatever. I'll finish you off first!"''
*''"But...what? Why can you damage me?! I'm supposed to be all INVINCIBLE! Count Bleck's power was supposed to protect me!"''
*''"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! When did this happen?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I feel completely completely naked! How could you?!"''
*''"Mimimimimiuuuuuurgh... B-But how could you... It's impossible... How..."''
*''"Uurr-urrk... URK! URK! Don't think you've beaten me for good, dummies... Next time you won't be so lucky... Remember that... Stupid-heads!"''

===Chapter 3===
*''"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"''

===Chapter 4===
*''"Gosh, [[Mr. L]], but didn't you get pretty spanked too? So maybe YOU'RE the junior!"'' (American version)
*''"Gosh, Mr. L, but didn't you get clobbered too? So maybe YOU'RE the junior!"'' (British version)
*''"So poor little Mimi doesn't get to be in on the fun? This stinks."''

===Chapter 5===
*''"Gosh, O'Chunks, QUIT IT! You're breaking windows! What are you yelling about?"''
*''"1,000... 1,000 TIMES?! Gosh, [[Nastasia|you]]'re even more evil than I thought!"''
*''"Hey, but enough chatting! So where's the count, huh? I wanna see him! He hasn't called me to do anything, and I'm getting SOOOOOOOOO BORED!"''
*''"No way! we're just supposed to wait here for those big, mean heroes to come get us?"''
*''"But I'm booooooooored!"''
*''"Oopsie! I just remembered something real important that I gotta do! Back in a jiffy! Bye!"''

===Chapter 6===
*(As [[King Sammer]])
**''"Splendid! The heroes have arrived!"''
**''"We received word of your nasty run-in with that despicable Count Bleck fellow."''
**''"So the legends ARE true... Our ancestors truly did foretell these days!"''
**''"You haven't defeated all of my 100 [[Sammer Guy]]s, but the situation is grave... Oh, why not! Just for royal giggles! The  treasure sits on the 26th gate. Go claim the Pure Heart you so richly deserve!"''
**''"But... But... That explosion didn't even turn you black with soot! That totally didn't even hurt you at all! This stinks!"''
**''"So you thought you'd just grab the Pure Heart? You guys are so dumb!"''
*''"Surprise! It's me, Mimi!"''
*''"You're so silly! Did you crazy heads think the king would give you the Pure Heart? The king's probably tucked all cozy in a bed taking a nap in the castle. ...Making cute li'l snoring noises while [[Sammer's Kingdom|his world]] goes bye-bye!"''
*''"You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm even HERE is to get in the way!"''
*''"I'm not all soft 'n' cuddly like the count. Nighty-night! It's bedtime for you guys!"''
*''<big><big>"OUCHIE!"</big></big>''
*''"That really hurt! You're just a big bunch of bullies who hit cute little girls!"''
*''"But it doesn't matter an eensy teensy bit, hee hee! Everything's perfect! ...What, don't believe me? Look up at the sky!"''
*''"Yep, I sure got you meanies to waste LOTS of your time! Guess you'll have to give up looking for that dumb Pure Heart now!"''
*''"Golly, you guys have really got you thinking caps on today, huh?"''
*''"Well, I did warn you that I was meaner than the count!"''
*''"Anyhow, it's sure a big old bummer I can't stay to play with you guys. But this place is about to go kablooooey! Later, meanies!"''

===Chapter 7===
*''"Ooh, I wanna party with those party poopers, too! Wait up, O'Chunks! Mimimimimimi!"''

===Chapter 8===
*(As [[Merlon]])
**''"Oh ho ho! You've finally arrived!"''
**''"I found a fascinating passage in the [[Light Prognosticus]], so I rushed here to tell you!"''
**''"To get to Count Bleck, it seems you must hit this totally unsuspicious block!"''
**''"So why don't you give it a jolly old whack?"''
**''"Why, what seems to be the problem, hero? Better get to bashing that block!"''
**''"There's simply no time to dawdle! Hurry up and hit that block!"''
**''"Perhaps you had better do less thinking and more bashing!"''
**''"Urgent bashing is required! You must believe me!"''
**''"You dont believe me?! Look at this beard! Has this beard ever lied to you?!"''
**''"HIT THE STUPID BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! HIT THE STUPID BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! HIT THE STUPID BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!"''
**''"HIT THE BLOCK, STUPID!!!!!!!!!! HIT THE BLOCK, STUPID!!!!!!!!!! HIT THE BLOCK, STUPID!!!!!!!!!!"''
**''"..............................................just hit it."''
**''"Let's just stop and talk hypothetically. Say there's these things called 'flags.' Say you want to eat some ice cream, but you haven't hit the ice-cream 'flag' yet. Well, you'd NEVER get so much as a lick of ice cream until you hit that 'flag.' This is one of those times. NOW JUST BASH IT!"''
**''"Please just bash it..."''
**''"Tee hee! What a bunch of..."''
*''"SUCKERS!"''
*(As Merlee)
**''"How magnificent, you have arrived! I saw in the stars you would survive."''
**''"Heroes, do not flee! For I am the lovely and mysterious Merlee!"''
**''"My beauty and the stars led you here. rest now, for you have nothing to fear!"''
**''"Whatever is it that you imply? How could anyone wonder if it is I?"''
**''"Look at this lovely aura glow, does it not tell you everything you need to know?"''
**''"I will now ask you questions three; the answers will hold your future's key. And you must answer each and every query honestly and fairly!"''
**''"Here we go! Time to start the show!"''
**''"Which one of these beasts is hardest for you to make deceased?"''
**''"Hee hee... So that one there gives you the biggest scare?"''
**''"Next, which one of these fearsome three most rattles your knees?"''
**''"You are most scared of those? Hee hee! That's very good to know."''
**''"Now which of these do you despise like fleas?"''
**''"That is what makes you so very furious? Indeed, how very curious..."''
**''"Well, it's been marvelous fun, but I'm afraid our time together is quite done..."''
**''"But do not fear or fret! No! We shall meet again yet!"''
**''"What are you trying to pull?! <big><big>IMPOSSIBLE!"</big></big>''
*''"I put everything you hate in there! How'd you get through all that icky stuff?! Unless...you bad people were LYING!"''
*''"I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to do get it."''
*''"[[Princess Peach|You]]'re the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarrassing!"''
*''"Golly, you sure are a lot of talk when you have your [[Mario|little]] [[Luigi|boyfriends]] to protect you!"''
*''"Awww... The pretty widdle princess wants to face me all alone?"''
*''"Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled peaches!"''
*''"Try not to cry, or all your pretty makeup will run. Time to go bye-bye, Princess!"''
*''"I don't...get it... I got beat by a...princess? <big><big>WAHHHHHH!"</big></big>''
*''"You..."''
*''"Yeah, right... Like you care!"''
*''"You silly princess, what are you DOING?!"''
*''"I don't want your stupid help! Just... Just leave me alone."''
*''"Peach..."''
*''"Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"''
*''"Yeah! I mean, there's no WAY Dimentio's getting away with this! He pulled a really dirty trick on you, but we'll always stick by your side!"''
*''"You mean you might go away? B-But I don't want you to go!"''
*''"I hear...bells!"''
*''"He's right, [[Nastasia|Nassy]]! We still have each other! We can still build the count's world!"''
*''"So, c'mon! Big smile!"''

===Post-game===
*''"Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to Merlee's Mansion!"''
*''"I'm Lady Merlee's handmaid. My name's Mimi!"''
*''"But you can call me Mimikins if you want!"''
*''"...Tee hee! So? Are you surprised or what?"''
*''"Merlee hired me on for real this time! Yeah! To take care of the place while she's gone!"''
*''"She's usually in [[Flopside]], so I just pretend like this whole place is mine!"''
*''"Take a look... I'm turning this place into my own little stable of cutie-pies!"''

==[[Monzo]]==
*''"Hey. You not mind controlled? You escape from 'Processing Center,' brah? Monzo maybe ought to take [[Flint Cragley|director]] there. Maybe [[Floro Sprout|sprout]] on head mellow him out..."''
*''"So that where he was... Aww... He told Monzo, 'Wait here!' But Monzo bet he forgot one second later."''
*''"Job of Monzo really lame."''
*''"Whuzzat?! You cragging me? You never gave key..."''
*''<small>"Cragley spaced key, huh?"</small>''
*''<small>"Figures, brah. What a crag."</small>''
*''"Boss, no! Monzo not want to get left behind, brah!"''
*''"Ratings EXPLODE, brah! It like 'Crags on Ice' meets 'Baron von Craggington'!"''

==[[Mr. L]]==
===Chapter 4===
*''"[[Squirps]]. You've done well. You're a smart kid..."''
*''"Heh heh heh..."''
*''"Oh, me? Just one of [[Count Bleck]]'s more promising minions. The Green Thunder... <big><big>MR. L!"</big></big>''
*''"I don't need you to tell me it's a cool name. I know it. Don't bother memorizing it."''
*''"Why? Because I'm about to give you a burial at sea... I mean, a burial in [[Outer Space|space]]."''
*''"Just because [[Mario|you]]'re in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"''
*''"No one's coming to save you this time, [[Princess Peach|dearest princess]]! Have at you!"''
*''"Ooh, the [[Bowser|evil king]] of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"''
*''"Oof! Impressive!"''
*''"I guess there's but one thing to do, hm?"''
*''"COME TO ME, [[Brobot|METAL BRO]]!"''
*''"That is my DEAR metal brother. He and I share a spiritual bond, you know."''
*''"Yes, yes, and his name is... <big><big>[[Brobot|BROBOT]]!"</big></big>''
*''"Enough playing, already... NOW FOR PAIN!"''
*''"The gravitational laws of space allow Brobot's potential to be fully realized!"''
*''"Hey, [[Mario|Mr. Jumpsallthetime]]! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"''
*''"Hey, [[Princess Peach|Ms. Alwaysgetskidnapped]]! I'll kidnap your FACE!"''
*''"Hey, [[Bowser|Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache]]! I'll foil your FACE!"''
*''"Hey... This makes no sense!"''
*''"N-No! You beat Brobot?!"''
*''"Ugh... I'll let you off the hook for the rest of today, I suppose..."''
*''"But remember this... When fortune smiles next, she'll smile right HERE! On Mr. L!"''
*''"Mmm. can't say I'm impressed by the minion quality... No indeed. No wonder you've been trounced up to now. You're like JUNIOR minions."''
*''"Spanked, you say? Ho ho! I was scouting him, [[Mimi|dear]]. He will be mine next time."'' (American version)
*''"Clobbered, you say? Ho ho! I was scouting him, [[Mimi|dear]]. He will be mine next time."'' (British version)
*''"Yes, he shall know the fury of the one and only Mr. L, AKA The Green Thunder!"''
*''"But enough about me... I need to head to the repair bay for Brobot modifications. L-ater!"''

===Chapter 5===
*''<big><big>"HEY, COUNT?"</big></big>''
*''"My destructive little friend is all gassed up and itching to get back into action."''
*''"Yes, Brobot is begging me to take him out. Say the word, and I'll roll out."''
*''"So the count doesn't need my services? Excellent. I'll be off then."''
*''"Brobot craves his daily SMASH! I can't just loiter here. There's no action!"''
*''"Yeaaah... Yeah. I've, uh...got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh...Flavorizer."''
*''"I'll return once everything's up to code."''

===Chapter 6===
*''"Heh heh heh... [[World of Nothing|This place]] is pretty bland now, isn't it?"''
*''"Heyyy, what's going on here? Looks like your [[Pure Heart]] got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh."''
*''"But, eh, whatever. I'll swipe it just for kicks."''
*''"Ahhhh...it's [[Mario|you]]. I couldn't miss that trendy red-shirt-blue-overalls combo. Heh"''
*''"Hey there, [[Princess Peach|gorgeous]]. Don't you know a chaos wasteland is no place for a stunner like you?"''
*''"Hey there, [[Bowser|butterball]]! Feeling a little pooped out? Too bad you sweated your way here for nothing. Heh."''
*''"How about that [[Dark Prognosticus|Prognosticus]]! Anything the count doesn't like... POOF! It never existed."''
*''"Look, I've got to run. Stay out of the count's business if you want to live."''
*''"Still pushing for a fight, huh? Fine. Who am I to disappoint?"''
*''"[[Brobot L-type|BROBOT LAUNCH]]!"''
*''"Just check this thing out! This bad boy is sporting the latest in brobotics."''
*''"Meet my new friend... <big><big>[[Brobot L-type|BROBOT L-TYPE]]!"</big></big>''
*''"The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!"''
*''"Those overalls are so played out. Have at you!"''
*''"Hey, Ms. [[Princess Peach|Pink n' Frilly]]! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"''
*''"Hey, [[Bowser|King Incompetent]]! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"''
*''"Awwwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-type shoots missiles. MISSILES!"''
*''"Preposterous! Why? Why can't I win?!"''
*''<big><big>"GRRRR!"</big></big>''
*''"You laugh now, but the Green Thunder never forgets!"''
*''"I don't know what it is about those guys, but I just can't seem to beat them!"''
*''"I'm stumped. You'd think a giant robot would be enough to crush these heroes..."''
*''"I'm a disgrace... There's no way I can show my face to Count Bleck after THIS."''
*''"Not a funny joke, [[Dimentio]]... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"''
*''"Hey, now! Whoa! What's this! You've lost your mind, Dimentio!"''

==[[Nastasia]]==
===Prologue===
*''"[[Count Bleck|Count]]! Yeah, um, 'K, so preparations are complete..."''
*''"Yeah, um, being rude to the esteemed count is sort of frowned on, 'K?"''
*''"So, yeah, [[Princess Peach]], I'm gonna need you to answer the count now... Do you, Peach, take [[Bowser]] to be your wedded husband 'til your games be over?"''
*''"Gee... You sure are a fighter. But yeah, no one withstands my super-hypnosis, sorry."''
*''"'I do.' Say it now, 'K?"''
*''"Yeah, I'm gonna need [[Luigi|you]] to stop right this second, 'K? If you interrupt this now..."''
*''"Um, yeah, so are you all right, Count?"''
*''"Um, so, yeah, Count... This means you may turn to a new page of [[Dark Prognosticus|dark prophecies]]..."''
*''"Yeah, about that, just an FYI? I've got an urgent memo for your inbox..."'' (American version)
*''"Yeah, about that, just an FYI. I've got an urgent memo for your inbox..."'' (British version)
*''"Apparently there's been some unapproved interdimensional activity lately. Yeah... I'm thinking it's the [[Mario|hero of prophecy]]. We're gonna need an action plan for this guy..."''

===Chapter 1===
*''"Yeah, so... I guess the hero went ahead and stomped [[O'Chunks|you]] and sent you back [[Castle Bleck|here]]?"''
*''"Yeah, um, I already sent [[Mimi]] to [[Merlee's Mansion|a site]] picked for that purpose..."''
*''"Yeah, I'll fire off a memo on that...but for now, we have another item on the agenda..."''
*''"[[O'Chunks]], you got a sec?"''
*''"Yeah, so some minions in the [[Koopa Troop|Bowser organization]] are still resisting assimilation. So I'm heading out to squash the resistance...and while I'm gone I want you to stay here."''
*''"Yeah... You just sit tight and think about your recent job performance, 'K?"''
*''"Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna have to tell [[Hammer Bro captain|you]] that your orders mean nothing."''
*''"See, they've already sworn eternal allegiance to Count Bleck, 'K?"''
*''"And now you need to, so I'll just go ahead and pencil you in for a 10 o'clock brainwashing."''
*''"Hm-mm-mm... Yeah, there, isn't that better?"''
*''"So listen, there are still a few problem minions that haven't sworn allegiance... You, be a lamb and round them up for me... 'K? Thanks."''
*''"Oh, turn back? Yeah...no. [[Private Koopa|Your friend]] there had it right. This is your dead end."''
*''"Wow, [[Princess Peach|Princess]], you sure are lucky. I thought the wedding explosion finished you..."''
*''"Yeah, but this is the end of the road...and your luck runs out...right here."''
*''"It's time you came on over and got with the program... Come and serve the count!"''
*''"Yeah, that's great and all, but my hypno-powers kinda say otherwise. Just sit tight a sec, 'K? 'Cause I've just got to brainwash you real quick."''
*''"What?! That wasn't on my schedule! Where'd she go?"''
*''"Well, that's really not a deal breaker... Our prophecy fulfillment plan is running smoothly. We have no need for her. Yeah, and it doesn't matter where she runs, since all worlds are about to fall..."''

===Chapter 2===
*''"...Yeah, so I just got a brief memo from Mimi? It says, 'I messed up bad!' ...That's the message in its entirety. Yeah..."''
*''"Oh, so, O'Chunks, yeah, you think you're all set to go? So I guess you finished up that report on your own inadequacy that I needed?"''
*''"Count, let me just bring you up to speed on the current state of the castle... I still have to root out a few unconverted rogues, but I'll be back soon..."''
*''"Hm-mm-mm... I've been looking all OVER for [[Luigi|you]]."''
*''"Yeah, you're that guy who really wasn't a team player at the wedding..."''
*''"You're gonna need a little disciplinary action, I think... So let's get started, hm?"''
*''"Yeah, good call. Love the enthusiasm, there. Go ahead and swear your, y'know, undying loyalty to the count, and you're on board."''
*''"OK, guys, new agenda? Hold this fool down so I can get his priorities on track..."''

===Chapter 3===
*''"Yeah, um, I can take care of that for you, Count."''
*''"Yeah, Count... You know, there's still time... You can still change your mind."''
*''"Um, no, my count. I won't be doing that. My life is already sworn to you. Yeah, it's belonged to you since the day you saved me... I'll be sticking out with you until my game ends, 'K?"''

===Chapter 4===
*''"Yeah, so guys? Huddle up, 'K? We're just gonna have a quick new-minion orientation. His name is [[Mr. L]], and he comes to us from one of our key competitors."''
*''"Yeah, I hate to rain on your parade here, but O'Chunks may not... Actually, even [[Dimentio]], Mimi, AND Mr. L may not be up to this..."''
*''"That hero's gonna collect the [[Pure Heart]]s and come here. He'll come for you..."''
*''"It's strange... Nobody ever, um, cherished the universe the way you once did... And yet, you've been made to destroy it..."''
*''"If only I could have, y'know, been [[Tippi|that girl]]... Things would have been different..."''
*''"Yeah, um, I'm very sorry. That just slipped out."''

===Chapter 5===
*''"Oh, that? Yeah, I just had O'Chunks come up with a nice motivational tune. And as punishment for getting beat by that hero AGAIN, I'm making him sing it 1,000 times."''
*''"Yeah, great enthusiasm, but let's shelve the [[Brobot|robot]] action plan for now, 'K?"''
*''"The thing is, the count kinda left specific orders for us to stand by. Got that?"''
*''"YOU GO NOWHERE! We wait! It's the count's direct order! His word is absolute! be a good little minion and DO NOT MOVE UNTIL TOLD! ...'K? Thanks."''

===Chapter 6===
*''"Yeah, so just got a quick ping from Dimentio? we've had a little insubordination... Yeah, according to his report, our Mr. L took on a hero-fighting initiative... I accept full responsibility. It was my administrative breakdown that allowed this..."''
*''"So, 'K... Um, and just another quick update on Mimi... Yeah... She, um, also left the castle."''
*''"Count... um, you seem...a bit different today. New monocle? Or did something happen?"''

===Chapter 7===
*''"Count Bleck! If... Um... If that [[Pixl]] is who you think it is... There's still time! You can still stop the prophecy from destroying everything! Yeah, because, if that's really [[Tippi|her]]... If she's alive, you have to stop all this!"''
*''"Yeah, I'm on board with what you're saying...but there must be a way. There must..."''
*''<big><big>"Lord Blumiere!"</big></big>''

===Chapter 8===
*''"Count, look out!"''
*''"Um... I... I'm alive?"''
*''"Um, no... They're alive. Yeah, they're finally united. They overcame time and fulfilled their old vows... Somewhere, the count...is living together with Tippi... in...um...happiness."''
*''"And I... Yeah, I... <big><big>WAAAAH!</big></big> C-C-C-Count! NOOOOOOOO! I... I'm all alone! What am I to do now?!"''
*''"Oh... O'Chunks... Mimi... Y-You're right. Yeah, i can't just sob like that forever. The count would never have approved."''
*''"We have to create the ideal world that, um, the count wished for in his heart... A world of love, not war. Yeah, let's all pencil that in. An appointment...of hope."''

===Post-game===
*''"Oh, it's you..."''
*''"Yeah, so, um, long time no see, huh? I guess I owe you one."''
*''"Blumiere was reunited with Lady Timpani, and the world wasn't destroyed after all."''
*''"I guess I should be happy... I mean, I am, but, um..."''
*''"I just don't think my heart has fully accepted the fact that he isn't here anymore."''
*''"...Now I understand what it was like when Blumiere turned into Count Bleck."''
*''"If I have to live on with this feeling always burning inside me..."''
*''"Yeah, then maybe there never was any point to that other world..."''
*''"...I wonder...if this is how I'll spend the remainder of my days..."''
*''"Yeah... Or maybe I'll learn to smile again and look forward to the future..."''
*''"If I can't...then I suppose I could never have matched up to Lady Timpani anyway..."''

==[[Nolrem]]==
===Chapter 4===
*''"I welcome you!"''
*''"I knew you would come by eventually!"''
*''"Ho oh! I can see that you would like to ask me where in the world we are!"''
*''"Ho oh oh ho! This place may seem like [[Flipside]], but do not be mistaken! You WERE in Flipside, but then you flip-flopped sides... Friends, you are in [[Flopside|<font color=red>Flopside</font>]]!"''
*''"Which means that i am not the [[Merlon]] you know. I am the Flopside version, a different Merlon entirely... You may call me...Nolrem!"''
*''"Don't you see? Ours has always been a story of two towns... They are the heads side of the coin, we are the tails!"''
*''"You seem a bit surprised. Ho oh oh ho... There is a front and a back to all things, young ones."''
*''"Now, the [[Heart Pillar]] is one floor up! Go and place the [[Pure Heart]] within it! See you!"''
*''"You appear to be performing your duties efficiently!"''
*''"I just got a message from Merlon. [[Tippi]]'s been revived! They are waiting for you at the top of [[Flipside Tower]]. Hurry! You must go there!"''

===Chapter 5===
*''"'At the [[Duel of 100|Duel of the Hundred]], the hero will meet with dark powers of purest chaos. If you fall to the Hundred, the chaos worlds grows and the [[Purity Heart]] fades.'"''
*''"'And as that happens, the hero will fall to the [[The Underwhere|world where all games are ended]].'"''
*''"That's in the section of the [[Light Prognosticus]] that Merlon and I just deciphered. It seems to suggest that you fail to pass these duels, all worlds will be ruined... And apparently, your lives would be lost along with the Purity Heart."''
*''"I know that what I have just shared with you might only serve to discourage you... I still must send you forth, however. It saddens me that I can do nothing else."''

===Chapter 7===
*''"Heroes... The last door is at the top of [[Flopside Tower]] in the center of town! I'll go ahead and wait there for you..."''
*''"Once you've prepared for the battle that waits beyond that door, come to me..."''
*''"This is the final door."''
*''"Eight Pure Hearts versus the [[Dark Prognosticus]]... [[Castle Bleck]] awaits."''
*''"You have fought all this way because you believed the future could be bright..."''
*''"I can't go through this door with you, but I send with you all the hope in my heart."''
*''"And hurry, for the worlds may not have much time!"''
*''"In that [[The Void|black span of nothing]], you will find Castle Bleck. you may face battles harder than any you have endured thus far... If you feel ready to face this challenge, then please go forward."''

===Chapter 8===
*''"...How unfortunate."''

===Post-game===
*''"Long ago, [[Tribe of Darkness|our ancestors]] held the [[Dark Prognosticus]]."''
*''"But one group became taken by the book's dark power... They stole it and hid it."''
*''"They were [[Bleck]]'s ancestors. The Dark Prognosticus changed him for the worse..."''
*''"But that's all in the past... All that matters is that his kind heart was restored."''
*''"He and [[Tippi]] should be living happily together somewhere. This, I believe."''

==[[Notso]]==
*''"Not so bad a day to you!"''
*''"Hey, how's life, not so bad? Lucky you, finding Notso's shop here in [[Flopside]]."''
*''"Whaddaya need?"''
*(Buy)
*''"Go ahead and grab the item you want! They're all not so bad, lemme tell you!"''
*''"Oh yeah, a(n) *item*... That'll run you *number* [[coin]]s. Deal? Or not so much?"''
*''"Not so shabby, if I do say so! Looks like that pushes you up to *number* shop point(s)!"''
*''"Anything else look not so bad to you?"''
*''"You've got no room to carry stuff! No, not so much! Live a little! Use some stuff and come back when you've got room."''
*''"Oh, boy. Not so good news... This is a little awkward... See, you're short on coins. Come back when times aren't so tough for you."''
*(Sell)
*''"Whaddaya selling?"''
*''"I'll buy that *item* for *number* coins. Whaddaya say?"''
*''"Not so bad, if I do say so! Anything else you want to unload?"''
*''"I'm a nice guy and all, but I don't buy air. Not so much. Come back with some items!"''
*(Store)
*''"I can hold *number* more items for you. What can I take off your hands?"''
*''"OK, I'll hold on to this for you until you want it back."''
*''"Any more stuff?"''
*''"All right. Let's store some stuff! Except...you don't have anything on you to store! Come on back once you do!"''
*''"You don't have anything I can keep for you! Come back when you've got something, OK?"''
*(Pick up)
*''"Whaddaya wanna pick up?"''
*''"There you go, then."''
*''"Anything else you want to pick up while you're here?"''
*''"Here it is, then!"''
*''"That's all I'm hanging on to for you right now. But feel free to stop by if you want to store something. Or chat. Or whatever!"''
*''"I'm not hanging on to any of your stuff right now. No. Not so much."''
*(Check points)
*''"Thanks a mile, bud. Looks like you're up to *number* shop points now."''
*''"Not so long!"''

==[[Novbi]]==
*''"Unnghh..."''
*''<big><big>"Fair [[Fallbi]]!"</big></big>''
*''"[[Bowser|Thou]] hast my thanks, yea. Pray, allow me to do something for thee in return."''
*''"Yea! The [[Overvator|thou-knowest-what]]!"''
*''"Fair Fallbi, thou art as clever as thou art adorable!"''
*''"Ah! Pray, wait, my lovely Fallbi fair!"''
*''"Sorry to makest thee wait. Behold the [[Overvator]]! It transporteth [[Nimbi]]s upward."''
*''"I owe thee for thine help. I operate yon lift. Prithee, let me giveth thee a ride."''
*''"Goest thou up/down?"''
*''"Goooooooing UP/DOWN!"''
*''"And yea, hither we are! thank thee for using the Overvator!"''

==[[O'Chunks]]==
===Prologue===
*''<big><big>"Sorry I'm late!"</big></big>''
*''"What in blazin' bog rats...? How'd I beat meself 'ere?! What's goin' on?!"''
*''<big><big>"'EY!"</big></big>''
*''"Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy shape-shiftin' hooliganry! It's [[Mimi]], innit?!"''
*''"Show a little respect fer [[Count Bleck|the count]]! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face, lass!"''
*''"Lemme get this right in me brain. The [[Mario|'ero]] [[Nastasia]]'s goin' on 'bout... He yer enemy?"''
*''"Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a nice taste o' O'Chunks!"''
*''"Yeh can count on me, Count! I'll rain down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it!"''
*''"Mimi! [[Dimentio]]! Yeh should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'!"''

===Chapter 1===
*''<big><big>"GRAH-GOOGLY!"</big></big>''
*''"So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!"''
*''"Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!"''
*''"O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common thug, [[Tippi|lass]]. I thug for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself!"''
*''"One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!"''
*''"Hammage? Ehhh... Make that 'damage!'"''
*''"Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!"''
*''<big><big>"DEH!</big></big> Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world!"''
*''"And enemy o' Bleck be an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!"''
*''"Enough is enough already! It's time teh thunder down from on high an' deliver a beatin' o' the ages."''
*''<big><big>"CHUNK ON IT!"</big></big>''
*''<big><big>"I'M CHUNKED!"</big></big>''
*''"Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?"''
*''"Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that!"''
*''"Yeh remember this, Maria! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie."''
*''"Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey!"''
*''"And while yer at it, why don't yeh wax that bonny 'stache o' yours, Maria!"''
*''"'Til we meet again, 'ey! <big><big>CHUNKS AWAY!"</big></big>''
*''"Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!"''
*''"Aw... I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!"''

===Chapter 2===
*''"I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll spank 'em like naughty little [[Cherbil]]s, I will!"'' (American version)
*''"I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll clobber 'em like naughty little Cherbils, I will!"'' (British version)
*''"Eah... Y'see... I...just got a wee bit left. I'm workin' on me conclusion. Yeh gotta gimme a break! Me writin' takes time, lass! An' 1,000 pages be a lot!"''
*''"A report?! What are yeh... Oh... Yeah. A'right, I'm goin', yeh great beard-tweaker!"''

===Chapter 3===
*''"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"''

===Chapter 4===
*''"JUNIOR?! C'mere an' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"''
*''"Whut?! That makes as much sense as a beef an' broccoli sandwich!"''
*''"Ah, now THAT makes sense! It'll be me honor, Count!"''
*''"I, O'Chunks, swear to you... This hero's got a hot date with me feet! Chunks away!"''

===Chapter 5===
*''"Showed at last, did yeh?"''
*''<big><big>"GRA-BLAGHY!"</big></big>''
*''"I've not been made teh wait like this since that fine lass stood me up long, long ago!"''
*''"Yeh did this teh break me concentraion, didn't yeh?! Yeh likes the cheatin', eh?! Sorry teh disappont yeh! Yeh think I'd fall fer a bush-league move like that?!"''
*''"Grrrraaa-BARGLE-FARGLE! 'Misguided'? That's not even a real word, yeh squishy bug!"''
*''"Quit yer yappin', now! It's time fer us teh settle this once and fer all!"''
*''"Grah har har har har! Big talk fer a wee li'l weird-lookin' [[Tippi|butterfly]]! I'll be wantin' an apology! In writin'! An' I want it written with yer FACE!"''
*''"Ugh... A [[Princess Peach|wee lass]], are yeh? Wll, I'll not go easy on yeh! Yer a foe o' the count!"''
*''"A stompolo-- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, [[Bowser|yeh frog]]! <big><big>YEH MUST PAY!"</big></big>''
*''"What d'yeh want, Dimentio?! I don't be needin' any help! Yeh'll just get in the way!"''
*''"Wuh... That doesn't sound too bad, I guess. Maybe I misunderstood that weirdo..."''
*''"Well, anyway, you lot are in fer it now! Meet the new-an'-improved O'Chunks!"''
*''"BLARGH IT ALL! Bad enough that yeh beat me once, but twice is too much teh bear! How can I show me face teh the count now, eh? I CAN'T! Put me out o' me misery!"''
*''"Get on with it! I'm serious! I've no regrets! Well... No... Perhaps I do regret not confessin' me love teh that sweet lass. <big><big>BUT NO!</big></big> That's no way fer a brave warrior teh talk when 'is time comes 'round at last! So... Do it! Now! NOW! Finish me! End me game!"''
*''"D-Dimentio! Look, honestly, this is kind o' important! How 'bout some privacy, eh?"''
*''<big><big>"YEH CRAZED LOON!</big></big> It's not the time fer..."''
*''"Ooh... Fer the count, eh? Well that do change a thing or two..."''
*''"You lot! Yeh took enough of a beatin' fer today, so I'll let yeh off easy-like! I tell yeh this, though: yeh better work on yer skills by the next time we meet!"''
*''"'EY! SHUT IT! I live fer the count! I couldn't end me game without 'is say-so!"''
*''"Me heart is weak, sure, so I'm done with it! From now on, I'm all brawn, no brain!"''
*''"The past be nothin' teh me! All that matters is Count Bleck's future! All fer 'im!"''
*('''O'Cabbage''')
**''<big><big>"BRO-CCOLI!"</big></big>''
**''<big><big>"CAB-BAGE!"</big></big>''
**''<big><big>"AS-PARA-GUS!"</big></big>''
**''<big><big>"Buh... Buh... BRO-CCOLI!"</big></big>''
*''"'Ey! What in gravy am I doin' in [[Floro Caverns|'ere]]?! Hunh? An' what are YOU doin' in 'ere as well?!"''
*''"Oh, I get the picture! You lot want teh challenge the new, improved O'Chunks! Yeh got pepper in yer pants, I'll give yeh that! But this time, yeh WILL get ruined!"''
*''"Whuh-oh... Me belly's growlin' like a starvin' dog!"''
*''"Warrior rule, number one: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis madness!'"''
*''"Sorry, but we've got teh call it a day! Can't go buckin' the warrior rules!"''
*''"Raise yer chunks in the air, as the most debonair man o' men strides into the room! ♪ Springin' forth from 'is lair as 'is foes all despair, for Bleck be the name o' their doom! ♪ Whooa-OH! That's our Bleck! ♪ Blecky, Bleckity DOOOO! ♪ Yeh, uh, somethin' Bleck... That's the guy who says... Woo? ♪"''

===Chapter 7===
*''"Whuh?! Izzat true, then?! What're we doin's twiddlin' our biscuit 'ere?!"''
*''"Lemme go throw 'em a nice welcome party... I'll bring the punch!"''

===Chapter 8===
*''<big><big>"HARBLE-DEH!"</big></big>''
*''"Slap me down with a slab o' mutton, I never would o' thought yeh'd make it 'ere!"''
*''"I'll tell yeh this, though, yeh shouldn't 'ave been such a fork in me rumpus! Now i 'ave to hit yeh with the full force o' me chunks!"''
*''<big><big>"'OW DARE [[Bowser|YEH]]!"</big></big>''
*''"WHAAAAA?! 'Ow about provin' it, then! Right 'ere, yeh an' me! Wrasslin' match o' the ages!"''
*''"I'm gonna 'urtle into yeh with the force of a massive 'airy comet, yeh great crybaby!"''
*''<big><big>"CHUNK UP!"</big></big>''
*''"Bet yeh weren't 'specting THAT, were yeh? Where's yer flappin' mouth now, eh?"''
*''"It's time fer an old-fashioned, no-'olds-barred... <big><big>RUMBLE!"</big></big>''
*''"'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle! 'Ow can I go on livin' with the shame o' it all? 'Ey, Bowser! Let me keep me dignity as me game ends! Finish me quick!"''
*''"What are yeh waitin' fer! Get out o' this place!"''
*''"Because yeh spanked me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass."'' (American version)
*''"Because yeh yelled at me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass."'' (British version)
*''"Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy. Don't be the tough guy! Go!"''
*''"Ah, she lies like a wee rug, [[Mimi|this lass]]! Nastasia told us, Count! She said you'd come [[Dimension D|'ere]]... Or... She said she FELT you'd be here...or somethin's along those lines."''
*''"Talk about goin' the extra mile! She even sacrificed 'erself teh save yeh! Lissen, Count, I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up teh it! So... Yeh gotta let me 'elp!"''
*''"Great leapin' bog monkeys! Nastasia, she draws breath once again, lads! Nastasia! 'EY! NASTASIA! Miracle o' miracles! GRA-GOOGLY-HEY-HOORAH!"''
*''"'Ey now, me wee Nastasia... I'm believin' the count is still alive, too. An' if he is alive, lass, we wouldn't want to be shamin' 'im with blubberin'! So pull it together, 'ey?"''

===Post-game===
*''"Eah! Where yeh been, eh? Good teh see yer 'ealthy!"''
*''"[[Count Bleck|The count]]'s gone, but I'm still around, aren't I!"''
*''"[[Flipside|This world]] be pretty nice, what with all the peace an' whatnot... I like it!"''
*''"Oh, and 'ave you seen Nastasia?!"''
*''"She was feelin' right down, so I wanna take 'er teh eat some o' [[Saffron]]'s vittles..."''
*''"...But I can't find the lass! Eah... 'Ey now, don't go gettin' the wrong idea, eh!"''
*''"We're just chums!"''
*''"An' I like to make me chums feel good an' bubbly, eh! That... That's all!"''
*''"Lookin' at her bein' sad...makes me get all weepy..."''

==[[Old Man Watchitt]]==
*''"Whoozit?! I'm the elder around here, so watch it!"''
*''"What do you want? Get off my rug!"''
*''"Nothing but [[Yold Desert|desert]] past here. There's [[Pure Heart|treasure]] but you'll get grit in your grunders."''
*''"That's what here is for. [[Yold Town]]. Keeps the treasure safe from YOU. Watch it!"''
*''"Can't let you pass. See this hat on my head? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT! So give it up."''
*''"Can't let you pass. See this little guy in my pocket? He's got something to tell you. Know what he says? WATCH IT! So give it up."''
*''"Whuzzat?! Whizzit?! You're the hero?! Dumplings! If you were, you'd have a [[Thoreau|<font color=red>Pixl that's shaped like a hand</font>]]!"''
*''"If you had one, I might believe you're the hero. But you don't."''
*''"Can't let you pass. See this beard here? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT!"''
*''"Want to pass? Get off my rug! And then get yourself a handy-lookin' Pixl!"''
*''"If you had that Pixl, I might believe you're the hero. Whuzzit?! You do?"''
*''"'Course you do! You're the hero! Knew it all along, watch it."''
*''"I'll give that [[Green]] feller a call. He'll let you across that bridge."''
*''"Hello? Green? It's me, Watchitt. I said Watchitt... WATCH IT! WATCH IT! I said Watchitt, not botch it!"''
*''"This here feller wants to get across the bridge. Yes, I told him about the grit."''
*''"Ah... Yes. Let's just keep that between us. Just let the mustache guy through."''
*''"Just get off my rug and go talk to Green at the edge of town...WATCH IT!"''
*''"Well, looks like I can finally retire, 'cause my job is done!"''
*''"When you're in that desert, keep a watchful eye out for some [[Yold Ruins|ruins]]. The treasure is there. Nasty beasts too. SO WATCH IT!"''
*''"C'mere... My cane's got something to tell you. Shhhhhhhh. Quiet now. Know what it says? It says... <big><big>WATCH IT!"</big></big>''

===[[Piccolo]] side-quest===
*''"Well, it's you...WATCH IT! I was just looking for you! Need you to do something! ...What? You WATCH IT! Don't you give me that 'not again' look..."''
*''"DUMPLINGS! You listen to me now, y'hear! Open those ears before I box 'em."''
*''"...So here's the thing. This [[Merlumina|strange lady]] showed up in my dreams and talked on and on about something... I don't know what it was, but she needed help with something...watch it!"''
*''"I don't know what her deal is, but she needs to get outta my dreams...WATCH IT! So get off my rug and help her out! Maybe then she'll quit flappin' her lip. If you put a sock in her trap, I'll give you whatever you want...watch it!"''
*''"Oh... And I almost forgot... I gotta give you [[Paper|this]]."''
*''"She's been in my dreams so long, I guess I've become a fan of sorts... So go get her to sign this! Then you know what you can do? You can WATCH IT!"''
*''"This is what that weird lady in my dreams looked like... Help her out out, get her autograph, and I'll give you something that doesn't stink. Maybe all this has got something to do with my ancestors... I reckon you oughta look in the Yold Ruins for a clue...WATCH IT!"''
*''"Hey! You there! That lady up and left my dreams! I can't...WATCH IT! She's not there. Can't watch what you can't watch! It was bad enough to hera her wailing on, but it's worse to see her disappear!"''
*''"I got nothing else going on in my life. Even whupping folks with my cane has gotten old!"''
*''"Is this...her [[autograph]]?! Just look at those curlicues and swoopdedoos in her handwriting..."''
*''"I'm more flustered than the time I dropped a hot griddle in my grunders!"''
*''"DUMPLINGS!"''
*''"Where was I? Oh, I owe you for helping her. You can take anything I own."''
*''"Eh?! You want the 'You-Know-What'?! Whoever told you 'bout that better WATCH IT!"''
*''"I see... So old Bestovius asked you to go get it for him... Doesn't make a whisker of sense. Why'd he ask someone else to get it for him? Fine then. Take it. But you better WATCH IT!"''
*''"That's my cousin... He must have lots of fancy-dancy, hibbly-jibbly wizard hobbies."''
*''"Nothing means more to me than Merlumina. Crazy, saying that out loud..."''
*''"Say hello to Bestovius for me! And whup him with a cane or a newspaper or something!"''

==[[Piccolo]]==
*''<big><big>"DOODLY-DOO!"</big></big>''
*''"The bird, it warbles, TWEET! The bug, it cries, CHEEP!"''
*''"The frog, RRRRRRIBBIT! The dog, GRRRRRROWF! Goats and cars, BLEEEET!"''
*''"All things sing, you see... To live is to make music!"''
*''"My words... Could it be... I've said something poetic? Could it truly be?"''
*''"I am Piccolo!"''
*''"Your footsteps sang to me! CLOP! CLOP! And over again!"''
*''"But those sounds are not your everything, your all, your essence! Nope!"''
*''"I'll show you  why!"''
*''"Use me to hear sound that matches your character... POCCOLO-COLO!♪"''
*''"The beat of your spirit... I will find it and play it for you!"''

==[[Princess Peach]]==
===Prologue===
*''<big><big>"[[Mario|MARIO]]! HELP!"</big></big>''
*''"Ooh... Oooooh... What happened to me... What is [[Castle Bleck|this place]]?"''
*''"Wh-What's going on here?!"''
*''"Now, wait just a second! You will explain to me what is going on...RIGHT NOW!"''
*''"But...why in the WORLD am I marrying [[Bowser]]?!"''
*''"No! And who picked this dress out? It's AWFUL! Take me back to [[Peach's Castle|my castle]] immediately!"''
*''"Uhn... Nuh... No..."''
*''"<font color=red>......I... I...do......</font>"''

===Chapter 1===
*''"What? How did I end up napping here?"''
*''"Wait... Didn't that nasty [[Count Bleck]] try to make me marry...BOWSER?! And then [[Luigi]], he..."''
*''"LUIIIIIGI? BOOOOOWSER? ANYBODY THERE?"''
*''"Oh, [[Hammer Bro captain|you]] [[Private Koopa|guys]]! Are you all right?"''
*''"Farewell..."''
*''"Well, staying here won't do any good... Let's turn around and keep looking."''
*''"Wh-Who ARE [[Nastasia|you]], anyway?!"''
*''"Never!"''
*''"Mmmm... I feel like I just ate [[Spicy Soup|the most delicious thing]]... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in ages..."''
*''"...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, [[Merlon|you]], and [[Tippi]]."''
*''"Oh, Mario... What do you suppose happened to [[Luigi]] and [[Bowser]]?"''
*''"Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know. I just hope they're safe..."''
*''"So... we just need to find this [[Merlee]] person, is that it?"''
*''"Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off and save the worlds, now, can I?"''
*''"After all, [[The Void]] that is spreading in the sky is my fault. Mine and Bowser's..."''
*''"So I'm going, and that's final! I've made my decision."''
*''"Let's go, [[Mario]]! Come on, [[Tippi]]!"''

===Chapter 2===
*''"Certainly... Thanks for your help, Tippi."''
*''"Tee hee! What a silly man you are. I'm very sorry... but I really must be somewhere."''
*''"Trapped? Bad things? What are you talking about?"''
*''"Uh, thanks for the info... If I don't come back, willy you, perhaps, try to save me? You know... Like a certain mustachioed man used to do?"''
*''"I wonder why that monster went straight after her and ignored us? It seems weird, doesn't it?"''
*''"Rubees? Oh dear... I don't even know what those are... Are they like coins?"''
*''"Oh, I agree completely. Let's go find Merlee!"''
*''"She's gone... Was that really Merlee, you think? I wonder why she was warning us so much about finding her..."''
*''"Hello there, Merlee. We've come seeking the Pure Heart..."''
*''"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! What is that thing?!"''
*''"You're really the real Merlee? And you were hiding in a place like this?"''
*''"Four...heroes..."''

===Chapter 3===
*''"What could this mean?"''
*''"Tippi? Well, well... what's this?"''
*''"Where is this Fort Francis?"''
*''"[[Bowser|Your]]...WIFE?!"''
*''"That...sham was not a wedding!"''
*''"What are you doing here, anyway, Bowser?"''
*''"Well, you see... Bowser... We really need your help. Why don't you come with us?"''
*''"We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this! Come on, Bowser... Please?"''
*''"Pleeeeeeease? For me?"''
*''"And what will happen to your poor [[Koopa Troop|minions]] who were caught by Count Bleck? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil bidding, not your evil bidding... Now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master."''
*''"Oh, thank you, Bowser! You're so sweet!"''
*''"Who... are you?"''
*''"...Dimentio!?"''
*''"Well... Since both of us are in here, aren't we both more powerful?"''
*''"So that's Dimentio? Something about him seems familiar..."''
*''"Do you think Tippi is all right? I'm starting to worry..."''
*''"Oh, there you are, [[Francis]]! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!"''
*''"What on earth is [[Swoon.exe|that]]?! What's going on here?"''
*''"My...name?"''
*''"You think I'm...charming?"''
*''"M-Married?!"''
*''"Hey! [[Fourth wall|Who's picking these responses for me anyway]]?! I'm not marrying this dork!"''
*''"I shouldn't even be having this conversation! I came to save Tippi! Where is she?!"''
*''"That's it! I've had it! You'd better bring her out now!"''
*''"It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a [[Pure Heart]]! Or..."''
*''"That was...a little weird for a while, but we seem to have gotten through it OK..."''
*''"Say, come to think of it... Bowser... Could you be our third hero?"''
*''"So...you think it was because Tippi began to trust us that we found this Pure Heart? That's amazing..."''

===Chapter 4===
*''"Wow, it's so pretty..."''
*''"Yes, it's so... ah-ACK! I... I can't breathe..."''
*''"Oh my... How did we get back here?"''
*''"Oh... Then could we perhaps borrow one?"''
*''"Ah... Much better..."''
*''"Now we can take a leisurely look at the starry sky!"''
*''"Oh, how cute! Hello, little space creature! What are you doing here?"''
*''"Squirps... was it? This little fellow doesn't LOOK like a bad guy... I think we should follow."''
*''"Sq-Squirps... Are you sure we can really... trust you?"''
*''"[[Squirps]], are you all right?"''
*''"[[Mr. L]]?"''
*''"Hmmm... That [[Mr. L]] fellow... I feel as though I've met him somewhere before..."''
*''"Oh, Squirps..."''
*''"What in the world?"''
*''"Who knew [[The Whoa Zone|this town]] had such a secret..."''

===Chapter 5===
*''"OUCH!"''
*''"Excuse me, but...who are you?"''
*''"Pardon me, but what are you gentlemen talking about?"''
*''"EEEEEEEK!"''
*''"Danger?"''
*''"We can't ignore folks in need. Please, leave it to us."''
*''"You know of the Pure Heart?"''
*''"Huh! Weird..."''
*''"Sir, we're REALLY in a hurry. Won't you just let us by?"''
*''"Y-You..."''
*''"Don't you talk like that!"''
*''"Goodness... I suppose we should hurry onward..."''
*''"Um... Hello?"''
*''"Certainly! I'd be glad to pass along the message."''
*''"You're one of Flint's crew members, is that right? He's looking for you."''
*''"You're part of the Cragley camera crew, correct? Yes, well, he's looking for you."''
*''"Uh, yes, of course...we did! So, you aren't under the control of the Floro Sapiens! Just like Flint Cragley..."''
*''"No, thank you very much. We won't sit idly by and watch this world or any other die."''
*''"What is that?!"''
*''"Uh... Are you King Croacus?"''
*''"King Croacus! Be merciful! Release the Cragnons you've enslaved!"''
*''"We have defeated your king. Now! Release the Cragnons!"''
*''"Tippi... Tippi......"''
*''"What's the matter, Tippi? You seemed a little out of it there..."''

===Chapter 6===
*''"A challenger? What do you mean?"''
*''"Why...thank you! I don't think I caught your name..."''
*''"Oh! A Pure Heart!"''
*''"Your vassals, King Sammer?"''
*''"[[Count Bleck]]! What are you doing here?"''
*''"I'm sorry to be rude, [[King Sammer|Your Majesty]], but there's no time. The [[Pure Heart]], please..."''
*''"Mimi! We don't have time for this. Get out of the way!"''
*''"We're not going to make it?!"''
*''"But what of King Sammer and the Sammer Guys...? And the Pure Heart...?"''
*''"[[World of Nothing|This place]] can't be that beautiful world we were in before..."''
*''"I demand that [[Mr. L|you]] take off that mask and show us who you really are! Hmmpf!"''
*''"Even a masked man like you wouldn't watch a world die without feeling anything. You must see that Count Bleck's plan is totally mad!"''
*''"I can't shake the feeling that I've met that [[Mr. L|masked man]] before..."''
*''"It looks like a rock. There's no sparkle left..."''
*''"D-[[Dimentio]]?! What are you doing here?!"''

===Chapter 7===
*''"Snoooooore..."''
*(Yellow Apple)
**''"Wh-Where am I?"''
**''"Eeeeeek! What's happening?! A [[Orange Apple|MUSTACHE]]?! GET SOME LIP WAX, NOW!"''
*(Red Apple)
**''"Wh-Where am I?"''
**''"Eeeeeek! What's happening?! Make it stop!"''
*(Black Apple)
**''"Ohhhh... Unnnggh..."''
**''"Unnngghh... G-Grr- <big><big>GROSS!"</big></big>''
**''"Ewwww, what WAS [[Black Apple|that]]?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"''
**''"Luigi?! You're safe and sound!"''
**''"Where in the world are we? And what was I doing here? I can't remember a thing..."''
**''"Is that so... Well, it's nice to meet you, Luvbi."''
**''"Oh, my. I wonder if I said something rude..."''
**''"Oh, I must have caused you all so much trouble. I'm so sorry...but I'm so very happy to see all of you again! I'll try and do my best to make up for time lost!"''
*''"You're the boss of the beasts that escaped from The Underwhere, aren't you?"''
*''"Her sacrifice will not be in vain... We swear it."''
*''"We promise!"''
*''"I thought [[Tippi|you]]'d just gone back to town, but then I saw you lying there, not moving... And then...you started shouting loudly. I have to say, it kind of startled me."''
*''"Blumiere... Is that a person's name you were saying? Were you remembering something from your past, perhaps?"''
*''"I fear for the poor people of this world who must continue to look at the sky and worry. We must act quickly and ease their hearts and minds!"''

===Chapter 8===
*''"I've never seen it from the outside, but I'm pretty sure this is it. Count Bleck must be in there somewhere!"''
*''"Bowser...are you sure about this?"''
*''"We... We don't have time. we must keep going..."''
*''"I'm not worried about Bowser. He isn't easy to get rid of..."''
*''"All right, let's move on to Count Bleck!"''
*''"It is strange... I mean, this is [[Castle Bleck|Count Bleck's private castle]], right? So why would he let the destruction ravage his own home? What sort of evil plan is it if he destroys himself in the process?"''
*''"How dare you lecture us?! [[Mimi|You]] were just pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. Talk about a dirty trick! You should be ashamed of yourself!"''
*''"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"''
*''" Very well. If you insist, I'll give you want you so richly deserve."''
*''"Stay out of this! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! [[Mario|You]] [[Luigi|two]] leave me be! <big><big>UNDERSTOOD?!"</big></big>''
*''"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"'' (American version)
*''"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I yell at Mimi a little too hard?"'' (British version)
*''"Mimi... You can't stay here. Go find somewhere safe."''
*''"What... What AM I doing? I just leapt into action without even thinking..."''
*''"No, I can't do that. You have been very, very bad, but I can't leave you here to die."''
*''"I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"''
*''"Wait! I've got you... <big><big>EEEEEEEK!"</big></big>''
*''"We would never let you destroy everything, you awful [[Count Bleck|count]]!"''
*''"I fell through, too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."''
*''"What is now happening to... Count Bleck?!"'' *
*''"Tippi! You're right. We have to attack now!"''
*''"I think [[Dimentio|you]]r prophecy was wrong all along."''
*''"So defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"''
*''"How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."''
*''"Both Tippi and Count Bleck... gone. What could have happened to them?"''
*''"Merlon, what is it?"''
*''"Of course [[Tippi|she]] is."''

===Getting Barry===
*''"Thanks, but... I don't need any more tips."''

===Getting Piccolo===
*''"Who might you be?"''

===Shadoo first encounter===
*''"Who is that?! Where are you?"''

===Shadoo second encounter===
*''"To think that [[Shadoo|something so evil]] lurked under the [[Flopside|town]]... So disturbing!"''

<nowiki>*</nowiki><small>Though spoken by Peach, this line was likely intended to be said by [[Count Bleck]], as it is similar to his third-person speech style.</small>

==[[Queen Jaydes]]==
===Chapter 6===
*''"[[Mario|You]]... What business do you have with me?"''
*''"I am Queen Jaydes. Mistress of [[The Underwhere]]! Ruler of those with ended games!"''
*''"Here, in this place, your sins from your time among the living are weighed. If your sins are light enough, the bliss of [[The Overthere|<font color=red>The Overthere</font>]] will be yours. But if not... <big><big>You suffer for eternity among the [[Game Over|game-overed]]!</big></big> Now let us weigh your sins..."''
*''"Hm? I sense a strange energy... Have you brought something strange into The Underwhere, by chance?"''
*''"What is THIS?! No, no... It could not be... But how... It is badly damaged, yes... but what you hold is a [[Pure Heart]]!"''
*''"Who exactly ARE you, to have a Pure Heart...and what has happened to it?"''
*''"Oh, wait, that is my phone... ...Sorry, I have to take this."''
*''"What is it NOW, [[Grambi|Grams]]? You know I am working..."''
*''"WHAT?! [[Luvbi|LUVBI]] IS MISSING?!"''
*''"Oh, mercy... I understand. Yes, yes, I will see to it. Mmmmmm-bye!"''
*''"Great. Just what I need. I am already shorthanded... What am I going to do?"''
*''"Oh! Perhaps you can help! That phone call I received just now? It was the king of <font color=red>The Overthere</font>, <font color=red>Grambi</font>... One of the [[Nimbi]]s vanished from The Overthere, and he asked me to look for her. But I cannot abandon my duties here in the palace... and my [[D-Man|D-Men]] are all busy."''
*''"So it must fall to you! Will you search for this missing person in my place?"''
*(No)
*''"What?! You would refuse me?"''
*''"Do you not know the fate of those who defy Jaydes?"''
*''"I will ask you once again... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"''
*''"Still you do not agree?"''
*''"I must warn you... I can be very persuasive."''
*''"I will ask you yet again. Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"''
*''"You are a stubborn creature. This is your last chance... and I mean that."''
*''"I will ask one last time... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"''
*''"I see... Then we are done here, it seems."''
*''"You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"''
*''"Farewell, mustached shayde! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO!"''
*(Yes)
*''"Oh, thank you so very much. I apologize for asking this of you, but it would really help."''
*''"The name of the missing Nimbi is <font color=red>Luvbi</font>. Oh... And what is your name?"''
*''"Mario... Well, Mario... May I hold on to this Pure Heart while you are busy searching?"''
*''"Worry not, I just want a look. I will return it when YOU return with Luvbi. And in its place, allow me to give you [[Door Key (The Underwhere)|this]]."''
*''"Word has reached me that someone has fallen into the [[River Twygz]]. Some said it was a [[Luigi|strange fellow dressed in green]]... That could not be Luvbi... Still, just in case, I would suggest that you check there first."''
*''"This key will open a door to the underground waterways beneath the River Twygz. Please, I must ask that you search the area thoroughly."''
*''"Luvbi! Mind your manners! You know all this happened because you wandered off without permission! Now! Apologize to these nice men at once!"''
*''"Oh, Luvbi... You had us all so very worried."''
*''"Mario. please accept this as a sign of my eternal thanks. Here."''
*''"I have power over life and death, you see. And I was able to use that power to restore this Pure Heart. I know not how you found it, but this Pure Heart shows that fate is on your side. Take good care of it."''
*''"And by the way, it may please you to know that your game is not truly over. Somehow, you were sent to The Underwhere while still very much alive..."''
*''"My power can return you to your world if you so wish... What would you like to do?"''
**(Don't return)
**''"I see... Well, when you are ready to go back, please let me know."''
**(Return)
**''"Then I shall return you."''
*''"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Jaydes, Jaydes, JA-JAYDES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVER... <big><big>CONTINUE!"</big></big>''

===Chapter 7===
*''"Greetings. Welcome to the... Wait, why have you returned?!"''
*''"What?! You are collecting Pure Hearts?!"''
*''"Hmm... Now that I take a long look at you... I realize you just might be the heroes mentioned in the [[Light Prognosticus|Prognosticus]]... But could you really be...the ones?"''
*''"The location of the Pure Heart is a matter of utmost secrecy, I am afraid. There is nothing I can tell you... If you really must know, you will have to speak to Grambi, king of The Overthere."''
*''"An idea strikes... Could you fine heroes take Luvbi back to The Overthere for me?"''
*''"[[Bonechill|A monster]] was once held beneath here...but a recent earthquake freed it. Once it escaped its prison, it began to wander freely. Of course I would never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose. If you would take her back, I would gladly open the way to The Overthere for you. I will also alert Grambi that you are coming to ask about the Pure Heart."''
*''"What say you? This is a fair bargain..."''
*(Yes)
*''"...I thank you. With this monster about, my D-Men and I are busy trying to contain the damage..."''
*''"Just go through this door and keep heading upward to reach The Overthere. And make sure Luvbi arrives safely in the care of Grams... I mean...Grambi."''
*''"Thank you for agreeing to take Luvbi to The Overthere to see Grambi. I count upon you."''
*''"I had not received word of your safe arrival, so I came looking... Are you well?"''
*''"Luvbi... You... You are not really our child."''
*''"The Pure Heart was always in danger of falling into the hands of evil, darling. So Grams and I decided to transform it into a shape that no one would suspect..."''
*''"It is true that we created you as a means of protecting the Pure Heart... But Grams and I came to love you as a true daughter. We wanted to be with you for all time, to protect you. You became a part of us."''
*''"Perhaps we were wrong to create you...and if we only caused pain, we apologize."''
*''"Since the little light of my life left, a quiet loneliness has settled around me... It is the silence of the game-over screen. But soon Luvbi will be reborn to a new life. Then my loneliness will prove mere parental endurance... This gives me solace."''

===Post-game===
*''"I heard the news and came running, and I saw Luvbi... I could not believe it!"''
*''"It was a miracle! I feel such anguish that we put this child through so much..."''
*''"Now we are going to make up for it by loving her as much as we can!"''
*''"And we owe it all to you for saving all of the worlds. Thank you so very much."''
*''"Be sure to come see me when your [[Game Over|games end]]. I will tip the scales in your favor!"''

==[[Red (Super Paper Mario)|Red]]==
*''"Hey! HEY! [[Mario|You]] can see me!"''
*''"This is unbelievable! I've been freaking out here for days, and finally someone sees me!"''
*''"A couple mornings ago, I roll out of the wrong side of bed... ...and once I get my coffee, I realize I'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension! I've been hollering and flailing for days, but nobody could hear me...or even see me. Just when I was starting to think I'd be here forever, I see you!"''
*''"You just blipped in here out of thin air! I was thinking, if you can do that, maybe I can hitch a ride back with you? Just stand next to me and [[flip]] back to 2-D. I'll hold on!"''
*''"WHUH! we did it! I'm back to normal! Listen, you really bailed me out there. That 3-D business was freaking me out!"''
*''"The name's Red. Nice to meet you!"''
*''"Say, uh...any way I can repay you?"''
*''"So you want to cross the chasm, huh? Well, you found yourself the right guy! But hey, I've got to warn you. You know this place is called Impasse Pass, right? I'm only allowed to let a choice few cross the bridge. It's in my job description. I mean, that's why they pay me to stand here. You sure you want to pass?"''
*''"Yeah... Well, you did save me from being trapped in a parallel dimension and all..."''
*''"OK! I'm going to ask you a question. Get the right answer, and I'll let you pass. Sound good? Here we go."''
*''"What's the most manly color in the entire universe? Red or green?"''
*(Red!)
*''"Yes, you are SO right! I knew it! You and me, we see eye to eye on fashion. I'll throw the bridge down. Hang on a sec."''
*''"All right, you should be good to go. You take 'er easy!"'' (American version)
*''"All right, you should be good to go. You take it easy!"'' (British version)
*(Green!)
*''"...GREEN?! You're out of your mind! There's no way I can let a crazy like you pass!"''
*(Both!)
*''"What?! ...BOTH?! We can't have any wishy-washy types like you hanging around town!"''
*''"Oh, well hey, you're back! Fine, fine. I'll ask you again..."''
*''"If you want to go any farther, just look up [[Green|my brother]]. His house is on the other side of town up ahead. Ask him about it."''

==[[Rebbi]]==
*''<big><big>"TAKETH THAT!"</big></big>''
*''"They come without pause..."''
*''"Hm... Against such an assault, I cannot hope to last..."''
*''"Huh? Reinforcements?"''
*''"At last! My strength hath reached its end... Please... Thou must finish them!"''
*''"The foul beasts are no more..."''
*''"I am Rebbi! Thou hast saved me! I owe thee thanks."''
*''"[[Luvbi]]... The three orbs are not not things to be given away lightly!"''
*''"And yet...these are dire times, are they not? And I owe thee a big debt. Here, i give it to thee!"''
*''"I will go thither and check on the others. If thou survivest, let is meet again!"''
*''"CALM THY MIND!"''
*''"I shall handle them!"''
*''"At long last, my strength returned to me..."''
*''"And now, these fiends shall reap the grim harvest of my [[Nimbi]] fury!"''
*''"The hour is nigh, Nimbi brigade! Art thou ready?!"''
*''"Hast thou fear of these fiends from [[The Underwhere]]?"''
*''"Thou art toast!"''
*''"And now, Nimbi brigade... Ahem... <big><big>CHAAARGE!"</big></big>''

==[[Saffron]]==
*''"Hello there, sugar!"''
*''"Welcome to Sweet Smiles! Our dishes will turn that little frown right upside down!"''
*''"What? A friend of yours is out cold? Oh, mercy!"''
*''"Well, listen here, sugar... She sounds like she needs some Spicy Soup! All I need is a Fire Burst to make a pot of soup that'll warm her up in a jiffy! Some stores sell Fire Bursts, so just check the shelves wherever you like to shop. You bring me one, sugar, and I'll make you some tasty Spicy Soup!"''
*(Has Fire Burst)
**''"...But ooh my, looks like you already have a Fire Burst, don't you know? Aren't you the enterprising one! Hand it over, and I'll whip up some Spicy Soup!"''
*(No Fire Burst)
**''"You ought to quit jawing with me and find a Fire Burst so I can help your friend! I believe the shop on the first floor sells them, now that I think of it. As soon as I have one, I'll whip up a nice pot of Spicy Soup for you, sugar!"''
*''"Ooh, now THERE'S the Fire Burst I need! Now let's just get started on making that Spicy Soup! Hand me that Fire Burst..."''
*''"Ooh! Second thoughts? Maybe next time, sugar."''
*''"Ooh la la! YUMMM! Put it in your TUMMMMM!"''
*''"This ought to wake up that sleeping beauty of yours, sugar! Get it to her just as quick as you can!"''
*''"Just bring me an ingredient, sugar, and I'll whip up a dish guaranteed to satisfy!"''
*''"Ooh, now let's get cooking! Go on and choose the ingredient you want, sugar."''
*''"So, sugar, you want me to create a dish for you with a(n) *item*?"''
*''"Mmm hmm! One delicious dish, coming right up, sugar!"''
*''"Choppy bubbly YUMMMM! ♪ Put it in your TUMMMMM! ♪ One more second and then..."''
*''"Done! Enjoy the yum, sugar!"''
*''"That is one FINE eatable!"''
*''"Ooh no... Wait... I made a [[mistake]]... Oh well, these things happen, sugar..."''
*''"Ooh, this is the first time I've made this dish for you! I'll add this to my recipe list."''
*''"Remember, sugar, if you find new ingredients, you bring 'em on by to me!"''
*''"That's the Dining Specializer! It gives ingredient lists for your favorite recipes. You can even use it to get information on where to find elusive ingredients. I don't think it's loaded with all the recipes yet, though... Fortunately, it will update anytime you bring it new recipe data, sugar! You should find some cooking data somewhere and put it in there!"''

==[[List of Sammer Guys|Sammer Guys]]==
'''NOTE:''' This section contains only quotes from the main story. For a list of Sammer Guy quotes in the complete [[Duel of 100]], see [[List of Sammer Guy quotes|here]].
===Jade Blooper===
*''"Ahhhh... So you run, [[Heronicus|coward]]. You disgrace your family's honor. Another unworthy opponent... When will this 'hero' of legend appear? Time is running out, and still he refuses to show his face!"''
*''"You stop now! You wear the clothes of a crazy. You must be, if you mean to challenge me!"''
*''"Aha. So it begins, challenger. I am known as Jade Blooper, guardian of the 1st gate. Prepare for [[Game Over|game over]]!"''
*''<big><big>"HAAACHAWW!"</big></big>''
*''"No more, I beg you! Your power is great, challenger."''
*''"Your skills are impressive. So the hero of legend has finally revealed himself... You may go to the next gate."''
*''<big><big>"INSOLENCE!</big></big> Show respect, dog! You stand before [[King Sammer]], ruler of the [[Sammer Guy]]s!"''
*''"In our kingdom, there is a legend that has been passed down through generations. 'When a [[The Void|great hole]] appears in the sky, [[Sammer's Kingdom|the world]] will soon be devoured.' The tempest in the sky grows larger by the day. It must be stopped!"''
*''"Fool, do not keep the king waiting! Go to the next gate."''

===Hill with Eyes===
*''"I intended for you to forever sleep at the foot of this hill. But I must let you pass. Go now!"''

===Puffing Fist===
*''"But if the world is dying, my vacation days aren't worth anything... Challenger, go with speed and save Puffing Fist's forthcoming vacation!"''

===Squatting Birdo===
*''"So the legends ARE true! We are doomed! Great Birdo, protect us all!"''

===Leeping Cheep===
*''"My sword... It quivers! It is an ill omen. What? You know of this? Then why do you waste my time?"''

===Master Wiggler===
*''"Here's another haiku... "Why are you still here? If you have time to wiggle... You're a bad hero...""''

===Shoe of Kuribo===
*''"If the prophecy is true, then our whole world will soon go STOMPOW! I must stomp this ill destiny!"''

===Guy Who Fry===
*''"I am like a sad pail of discarded grease..."''

===Screaming Mantis===
*''"You have...no lozenges for SCREEEEEAAMING MANTIS? Go now...and come back when you have done your deed..."''

===Koopa in Winter===
*''"Leave me! I must wait for my soul to thaw..."''

===Footsteps of Coins===
*''"My wealth was in my battle skills, and you have robbed me of them. My poverty of spirit is now matched by my empty pockets. And now I am faced with... NO! A loan from Mother! She will frown upon me! I would rather sell my weapons!"''

===Urchin Lung===
*''"What are you doing just standing here?! Move on to the next gate!"''

===Crow Who Eats===
*''"Go on to the next gate! Today, I will only feed on my own bitter disappointment..."''

===Swollen Tongue===
*''"What are you chewing? I mean doing? Get out of fear! ...I mean... Get going!"''

===Slipping Grip/Clammy Hand/Forbidden Slap===
*''"Brother!"''
*''"Brother, are you hurt?!"''
*''"Slipping Grip! Clammy Hand! Why are you here? Why have you left your gates?"''
*''"We were worried about you..."''
*''"Brother... Return to the academy... They will take you back..."''
*''"Yes, let us return to the academy and earn an advanced Sweaty Palm belt... Perhaps they will forgive my selfish quest for dark slapping power..."''
*''"You have beaten us! Now go on and shame the rest like you have shamed us..."''
*''"May the martial art spirits grant you luck! Onward to glory!"''
*''"The hole in the sky grows bigger..."'' - Slipping Grip
*''"What are you waiting for? Get to the king!"'' - Clammy Hand
*''"What are you doing? Hurry on to the king!"'' - Forbidden Slap

===Hairy Arantula in the Grass===
*''"Go to the next gate! You are ruining Hairy Arantula in the Grass's hiding spot..."''

===Another Castle===
*''"Every castle must crumble one day. Now...leave me to my crumbling."''

===Rolling Thwomp===
*''"WORLD GOES SQUISH SOON!"''
*''"MUST TELL [[King Sammer|KING SAMMER]]! MUST NOT ACCIDENTALLY SQUISH KING AGAIN..."''
*''"I have spread word to the king. Now you must press on, challengers."'

===Thrashing Prawn===
*''"The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms! Oh. This isn't a good time? If you are the hero we have waited for, you should hurry along to the treasure... I, Thrashing Prawn, must swallow my anger and allow you to pass..."''

===Thousand-Year Roar===
*''"GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout! Perhaps...now is not the best time to explode your ears... You may pass this time. Hurry on to King Sammer!"''

===Unshy Guy===
*''"I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm! ...Another time. We are currently having a bit of an emergency. The king is up ahead; go to him!"''

===Useless Badge===
*''"I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility! But for now... I will let you pass..."''

===Sunshine Flood===
*''"FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! But... Now is not the time. We will meet again, but you must go and find the king!"''

===Grand Master Kickface===
*''"You are in a great hurry, challenger, but allow me to introduce myself. I am Grand Master Kickface of the 26th gate. I am legendary in face-kicking circles. You have indulged me, challenger, and so you may pass without face kick..."''

===Soaring Cape===
*''"Interloper, it is I, Soaring Cape! I will whoosh down upon... ...Ahh, forget it. Just go."''

===Yowling Yux===
*''"Fly to King Sammer! Now!"''

===Mystical Whistle===
*''"Go to the king!"''

===Laughing X-Naut===
*''"HA HA HA. We are doomed. It cannot be stopped. HAH HAH."''
*''<big><big>"HAH HAH HAH."</big></big>''

==[[Shadoo]]==
*''"I've waited for you, heroes..."''
*''"Ah, you have done very well... Your bravery has not gone unnoticed."''
*''"I am a servant of the [[Ancients]], sent here to give power to the true heroes."''
*''"You have passed the [[Flopside Pit of 100 Trials|100 trials]] behind you."''
*''"But whether you are the true heroes of legend or not is yet to be seen..."''
*''"I will give you a new challenge!"''
*''"You can use this pipe to leave the dungeon."''
*''"Then you can venture down through the 100 trials again to see me."''
*''"If you do so, then I will recognize all of you as the true heroes."''
*''"I truly look forward to it. See you again..."''
*''"Heh... What's up, heroes? I should come clean... I don't really work for the Ancients!"''
*''"Don't get me wrong, they did CREATE me...but I work for my own cursed powers!"''
*''"Anyway, the name is Shadoo. I've been testing you to study you, and now..."''
*''"Your clones are complete! Now's when I beat you and take your place as heroes!"''
*''"Oh, heroes... Blessed souls... I must destroy you all with the power of shadow!"''
*''"I was...so very...close to defeating the heroes..."''
*''"With the...power of the [[Pixls]]... I almost...got revenge...on...the Ancients..."''

==[[Skarn]]==
*''"Craggit daggit YOOOO! ♪"''
*''"End of all Cragnons coming! NO WAY! MUST CRAG ON! Save us Cragnons, brah!"''
*''"Cragga wagga doo GOO! ♪"''
*''"Wh-What in Crag?"''
*''"Yah, [[Jasperoid]]... Thought I was losing my crag, brah. Person shaped weird, huh?"''
*''"Wait! You think maybe... Person sent down to help by Big Rock Who Watches?!"''
*''"Bite your crag, brah! Do not doubt power of Big Rock Who Watches!"''
*''"Yah... Maybe you right, brah. Big Rock Who Watches answered call of Cragnons!"''
*''"Take what we get, brah! Big Rock Who Watches must have plan for Cragnons."''
*''"It not rocket science, brah. Anyway, big brah here is [[Marbald]], chief of all Cragnons."''
*''<small>"So weak, brah!"</small>''
*''"Boooo! Cragnons boo on you! You weak! You not servants of Big Rock Who Watches! You not boulders of power! You clods of dirt!"''
*''"You not servants of Big Rock Who Watches! No... You lame, brahs..."''
*''"Yah, serious, no cragging! Big Rock Who Watches sent you to Cragnons, for sure!"''

==[[Skeet (character)|Skeet]]==
===Chapter 2===
*''"I was just lookin' up at the tower when suddenly, BOOM! Man... It startled me so bad, I swallowed my cough drop. Is that a health risk?"''
===Chapter 3===
*''"I dig [[Flipside Tower|this tower]] so much I decided to do a buncha research on it."''
*''"And I learned... [[Flopside|Somewhere in the universe]], there's a [[Flopside Tower|black tower]] just like this one!"''
*''"BLACK, I said! You BELIEVE that? This tower must be WHITE! Just thinkin' about it in another color makes me MAD!"''
===Chapter 4===
*''"Vanilla's the best ice cream, NEVER write on paper, and tower's{{sic}} should be WHITE!"''
*''"Black towers... Gahhhhhhh! I need to be alone!"''
===Chapter 5===
*''"Great. Just great. Know what I just heard? There are colorful doors on the tower!"''
*''"Who'd ruin this simple, stark palette with such gaudiness?! BRING THE FIEND TO ME!"''
===Chapter 6===
*''"Had YOU heard about this complete atrocity? There are bright doors atop the tower!"''
*''"Every time I turn around... THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!"''
*''"This cannot stand, hear me? You agree, right?"''
*''"What? You're sure there's a good reason for it all?! How dare you."''
===Chapter 7===
*''"The entire top floor of the tower is filled with colorful doors! I'm ENRAGED."''
*''"Who's responsible for this?! The stark simplicity has been completely tainted!"''
*''"Unless... Maybe that's how the tower was supposed to look all along..."''
===Post-game===
*''"Check it out... The doors on the tower? They were part of a plan to save the world!"''
*''"Who knew it hid such secrets? I'm in love with this thing all over again!"''
*''"I'm gonna keep watchin' the tower and discoverin' its many charms!"''

==[[Skellobit]]s==
===Normal===
*''"Hwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwa! Awww, what's da matter?!"''
*''"C'mon! Fight back, ya big wimp, ya!"''
*''"What's YOUR beef, hah?"''
*''"Oh, friend of the Nimbis, are ya? Then ya must be an enemy of US!"''
*''"Taste spear!"''

===[[Spiky Skellobit]]===
*''<big><big>"HOLD IT!"</big></big>''
*''"How'd you guys get in here?! I thought we destroyed the bridge!"''
*''"Wh-Wh-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?! You little [[Luvbi|brat]]!"''
*''"Hey! [[Skellobomber|You guys]]! Fall in!"''
*''"So, ya wanna see how scary we can be, little girly?! Well, take a good look!"''
*''"Ooh, all tough 'cause ya got an army, huh? Let's see how ya do against MINE!"''
*''"YER GOIN' DOWN!"''
*''<big><big>"NO MERCY!"</big></big>''

==[[Slim (Pixl)|Slim]]==
*''<small>"Know the secret?</small> <big><big>'CUZ I DOOOO!"</big></big>''
*''"So, do ya know the secret, pard? Well? do ya?"''
*''"Iffen you close your peepers... and imagine real hard... that the world's gone... Why it's just about the biggest dern thrill ever!"''
*''<big><big>"WHUH-HUH?!"</big></big>''
*''"My senses are tellin' me that you're the [[Mario|hero]]! Whoa... Hey, welcome, pard."''
*''"Got some bad news, though. Looks to me like yer a bit lackin' in thrills. I can't give my power to anyone who's too skinny in the thrills department."''
*''"So here's what we do, pard! I'll recharge yer thrill gauge over the next ten seconds! You ready? Here goes!"''
*''"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR! SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEN! [[wikipedia:Pi|THREE-POINT-ONE-FOOOUR]]! ONE MARZIIIIIIIIIIIILLION! <big><big>TENNNNN!"</big></big>''
*''"Now yer all chargified, pard! Yepper, now you've got yer thrills!"''
*''"Now remember, we Pixls got loads of power, so you'd best be real careful with us!"''
*''"We had a little dustup with them [[Tribe of Ancients|Ancients]] 2,000 years ago...but we're pards now."''
*''"So let's go have us some thrill, huh?! C'mon!"''
*''"So now you know the secret, huh, pard? Don't ya? Playin' hide-an'-seek is the biggest thrill you can find! You oughta try it!"''

==[[Squirps]]==
*''"Squeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurp..."''
*''"Squirple squeeple squinks! 'Morning, SQUIRP!"''
*''"You're the ones looking for the [[Pure Heart]], squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought! ♡"''
*''"Noooooo! No scary faces! You can call me <font color=red>Squirps</font>! I'm your captain, squooork!"''
*''"And if you want the Pure Heart, we need to work together, squoop!"''
*''"Squirps can't tell much now, but you must trust Squirps. Now, follow me, squiiiinks!"''
*''<big><big>"SQUAAAACK!"</big></big>''
*''"You! You heed the captain! You are a space grunt now, and that is the ONLY rule! Your only responses should be 'Yes, sir!' and 'Gotcha!' Understand, squirkle?"''
*''"Squeh squeh squeh squeh... Looks like you understand your place, SQUIIIIIIIRP!"''
*''"Great! Let's get ready, then... Squarp formation, squooogle!"''
*''"We'll 'squarp' directly to the Pure Heart. It's like warping, except Squirps invented it."''
*''"In order to squarp, we'll need a lot of energy, squeeeeeerk. You're all brimming with power-up power, right? You must give it to Squirps!"''
*''<big><big>"SUCCESS! ☆"</big></big>''
*''"And here we go... <big><big>SQUAAAARRRRP!"</big></big>''
*''"...Squoh? We're...not even close to our destination, squooops... Is that all the power-up power you have, squirp? Good-for-nothing space grunt... Squirps was an idiot for thinking you had more..."''
*''"Well, good-for-nothings have their own good-for-nothing ways of moving, squaaank... There's a ways to go before you reach the Pure Heart... You must space-swim!"''
*''"Use {{button|wii|2}} to shoot enemies with my Squirps Squirt Beam. SQUIRP! Fire, space grunt! CHAAAAAARGE!"''
*''"Somewhere on [[Planet Blobule|this planet]] should be an entrance to the [[Outer Limits|Space Byway]], squeeeork! Yup! It's a shortcut to the Pure Heart!"''
*''"Squeh squeh squeh squeh... You're gonna laugh, squaag! <big><big>IT'S...</big></big> Squirps forgot!"''
*''"Don't look at Squirps like that! Everything's fine! I think there probably should be some clues around here somewhere, squirple..."''
*''<big><big>"HNNNNGH!"</big></big>''
*''"No! I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"''
*''"It's occupied, squiiiiiinkle! And [[Fleep|whoever's in there]] won't come out! At this rate...Squirps is going to have an accident!"''
*''"This is no time for some silly song, squirple! I've got a bathroom emergency here!"''
*''"Sq-Squirps can't take it anymore! Squirps will burst! Evacuate all personnel!"''
*''"Phew... Squirps needed that."''
*''"OK! Let's go look for the entry to the Space Bypass, squibble!"''
*''"This is the Space Bypass! Yeah, from somehwere in here, we can enter the [[Whoa Zone|<font color=red>Whoa Zone</font>]]. C'mon, space grunt, look for the entrance, squeork!"''
*''"It's a prohibited zone, squirp. Some call it the 'Space Graveyard,' squoooinks. It's a complicated maze... They say once you go in, you can never get out... And supposedly, the Pure Heart is hidden at the very back of that maze, squinkly!"''
*''"Squirple squeedle SQUIRP! ☆ I made some room with that pit stop! Now I'm hungry!"''
*''"This hole... What a lovely shape, squirp! I don't know why...but I want to be squeezed into there! Someone squish me in!"''
*''<big><big>"SQUEEEZIRP! ♡"</big></big>''
*''"It's a [[Space Gate]], squirp! These lead from the Space Bypass to the Whoa Zone! Through this gate is the way forward, space grunts!"''
*''"Another wonderful shape! I feel another compulsion... Must...get...twisted...into...there! Someone twist me in!"''
*''"Something... Something's missing, squirk... Definitely... I can't shake it... There's only one solution... That's right! Squirps must eat something yummy! Squirps will not move until Squirps eats something good! This I declare, squooooorp!"''
*''"Squuuuuuurgh... So hungry... Squirps can't move... well, Squirps CAN move, but so very slowly... squirps needs to eat something yummy!"''
*''"SQUEE-YUCK! Squirps doesn't want something like that!"''
*''"Squirps is a gourmet! You think I'd be satisfied by something like this, squaaag? But, you went to all this trouble, space grunt, so... I don't want to, but... SQUA-CHOMP!"''
*''<big><big>"TH-THIS IS..."</big></big>'' 
*''"The chocolate and nuts melt together, creating a full flavor with a clean finish! It's a sweet chocolate sonata written for lovers... It's PURE COCOA ♡ LOVE!"''
*''"Rich chocolate and fungus texture are at war in this mouth... and Squirps loves it! The ultimate snack battle! CHOCO-BATTLE OF JUSTICE!"''
*''"It smells delightful, squiigs... It tastes delightful, squoort... It's perfectly PERFECT! Oh... Squirps can't see through tears of joy!"''
*''<big><big>"TOOOOOO GOOD!"</big></big>''
*''"Squirp! Sorry about that... Squirps got carried away..."''
*''"We're here, squeeegle! This is the Whoa Zone!"''
*''"Squirps has finally arrived, squoodly! <big><big>SQUIRPS IS HERE!"</big></big>''
*''"...Squirps can't wait! squirps is going to scurry ahead. Follow Squirps when you can."''
*''"But remember, space grunts, this place is a super-complicated maze... You'll get lost before you know it, so pay attention to where you're going, squeerp!"''
*''"Well. Squirps will see you guys later...at the spot where the Pure Heart waits."''
*''<big><big>"SLOWPOKES!"</big></big>''
*''"SQUAAAAAAAACKLES! Squirps was tired of waiting! Squirps almost gave up!"''
*''"Squirple squeee! Stop it! Squirps is embarrassed! ☆ Wait... Whose voice was that, squoh?"''
*''"We have to pull ourselves together, space grunts..."''
*''"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Squirps brought them here!"''
*''"Oh, we're finally here... Come on! Say hi to Squirps's mommy, squirp!"''
*''"Yeah, this is Squirps's mommy! The queen of [[List of implied locations#Squirpia|Squirpia]]! Her name is [[Squirpina XIV]]!"''
*''"Squirps is the prince of Squirpia, a once-great kingdom... My true name is... Squirp Korogaline Squirpina!"''
*''"Sorry for not telling you... Squirps promised not to tell! It makes Squirps a target!"''
*''"Long ago, Squirps's mother was told that [[The Void|destruction]] would come to the world. And in order to protect us from this destruction, we needed the Pure Heart... So Mommy hid the Pure Heart in the Whoa Zone, where no one could get to it. And so, 1,500 years ago, Squirps was put to sleep in a hibernation capsule, squeeep!"''
*''"Squirps was meant to bring the heor here...to protect the world, squirple!"''
*''"The prince of squipria, Squirps, has a message from the queen to deliver... 'I bestow upon you the Pure Heart in the hope that you will save the world...' Here! Take it! Squirp!"''
*''"Phew! Now that Squirps is all relaxed, squirps feels kinda...tired... Mother... I did my best, right? Are you...proud...of me?"''

==[[Three hags]]==
===Hagra===
*''"Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!"''
*''"I am Hagra, yes, one of the ancient sisters three... [[The Underwhere]] crones!"''
*''"Mm... Young one, aren't you? And to where are you headed, young man?"''
*''"You seek the [[Pure Heart]], so you desire an audience with [[Grambi]]? Sounds serious..."''
*''"Well, you are not the only soul here with a problem, no... for I have one as well."''
*''"Yes, I lent a [[Diet Book|certain book]] to a certain [[D-Man]], you see... and now I need it back. Could you find him and get it back for me, you strapping young thing?"''
*(Yes)
**''"Good, yes, good... Allow me to send you to where the D-Man in question is. And thanks for your help, yes..."''
**''<big><big>"Hagracadagra!"</big></big>''
*(No)
**''"Eh?! Youngsters these days don't respect their elders, no, they don't... Why, back in my day...we used to do nice things for the elderly, yes... When did times changes so? This younger generation... Such entitled brats!"''
**''"I blame video games! Kids live in virtual worlds! They can't relate to real people!"''
**''"Rotten like cavities, these kids...and speaking of cavities, take care of your teeth. Once you lose them, that is IT for your favorite foods. Dentures only go so far!"''
**''"Now what were we talking about... Oh yes, we were talking about what an unkind sort of person you are!"''
**''"Hit the road, sonny boy! I think I'll ask one of those nice Shaydes instead!"''
*''"Eh eh eh eh... You need me to repeat my request, hm?"''
*''"Oh? Did you not find the D-Man? You want me to send you back to where he is?"''
*(Yes)
**''"Thank you for doing this... <big><big>Hagracadagra!"</big></big>''
*(No)
**''"I think the D-Man I lent the book to is near the entrance to Underwhere Road. Thanks again, sonny!"''
*''"Hm? Did you get the book back, young man?"''
*''"Ohh, this is it, yes, yes. See, I'm getting a little...paunchy in my old age. I thought I might try this "No-Tummy Mummy Diet" to try and get back into shape..."''
*''"Thanks for getting this, yes. Let me give you [[Door Key (The Underwhere)|this]] as thanks, sonny!"''
*''"Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh! Goodbye, young man!"''
*''"Thank you for being such a nice boy to your elders. Good-bye, sonny!"''

===Hagitha===
*''"Meh meh meh meh meh meh!"''
*''"And where are YOU headed young man? Hagitha wants to know!"''
*''"You seek what? A [[Pure Heart|Puny Heart]]? I know not what that is, but it sounds serious."''
*''"Yes, and I hate to be a bother, but...I have a small problem."''
*''"You see...and listen carefully here... The Hagtime Mystery Hour is on Undervision tomorrow night.. So I set my recorder to tape it automatically so I would not forget, yes? it has to be high quality, too, not that quick stuff! Such awful image quality! in any case, I must be sure the boneball game didn't go into extras and delay it! I asked a D-Man to check on the recording... Could you ask him about the game for me?"''
*(Yes)
**''"Oh, simply wonderful, yes. Well, I will send you to where that D-Man currently lingers. Thanks for helping!"''
**''<big><big>"Hagithawagitha!"</big></big>''
*(No)
**''"Eh?! Youngsters these days don't respect their elders, no, they don't... Why, back in my day...we used to do nice things for the elderly, yes... When did times changes so? This younger generation... Such entitled brats!"''
**''"You know what I blame? The cellular telephone devices! Everything is too convenient!"''
**''"In my day, we had to work hard all the time, yes, rain or shine... But do folks remember those days? No! They just flit about going la di da di da... I want to go la di da, too! It's unfair! I want to "chill"! I want to "hang out"!"''
**''"Now, what were we talking about... Oh yes! We were talking about how you are a shirker!"''
**''"Hit the road, you lazy boy! I think I will ask one of those nice Shaydes instead!"''
*''"You need me to repeat that request? Happy to, young man!"''
*''"Did you not find the D-Man? You want me to send you back to where he is?"''
*(Yes)
**''"Thank you for this sonny... <big><big>Hagithawagitha!"</big></big>''
*(No)
**''"The D-Man I need you to talk to is right in the middle of [[Underwhere Road]]. Thanks again, sonny boy!"''
*''"Oh, did you tell the D-Man?"''
*''"Great, yes, wonderful... as thanks, I will tell you something good..."''
*''"Do you know about that horrible beast with three heads, the [[Underchomp]]? Well it loves music, and if you play its favorite song, it will go to sleep! So if you run into it, if you have [[Piccolo|something that plays music]], use it, yes... That should make the battle a little easier, sonny!"''
*''"Well, I'll see you later! Meh meh meh meh!"''

===Hagnes===
*''"Geh geh geh geh geh geh! Well, where are you headed, young'un?"''
*''"You have free time, right? How about you do old Hagnes a favor!"''
*(Yes)
**''"So... You will do it, yes? I did not imagine you would turn down a lovely lady..."''
**''"I have one simple request. Just stay here for a whole and let me talk to you!"''
**''"Now let me see, what should we talk about... I know! I will tell you a spicy little story from my days of burning youth!"''
**''"You may not know it to see me now, but I was a red-hot little tomato back in my day! Boys drooled in my presence. I was the very incarnation of beauty back then... I had a date with a new, handsome fellow every single night. Geh geh geh geh! Then one day, a certain fellow caught my eye, and I fell deeply in love. But I was shy with real feelings on the line, and I hid my deepest emotions. And then! A rival for his affections appeared! oh, how I raged into the night! Like night and day, our personalities were polar opposites, yes... And yet, through some twist of fate, we had fallen for the same fellow! Geh geh geh! We two knocked ourselves out doing all we could to turn his head. Keep in mind, I was a veteran maneater... Hagnes knew what she was doing! But if I cooked him a seven-layer cake, she would do eight layers and hide in it! She would fill his schedule with dates with her so I could not... You get the idea. So I had to find some way to set myself apart from her in his eyes... And I just kept at it...until I found the courage to tell him my feelings one fine day. But...then he rejected me. My rival had already won his heart, it seemed. I was so distraught, my hair turned white overnight, and I aged until I looked like this. ...Geh geh geh! Just kidding. I made that part up. But anyway... I feel like my youth ended on that day. I blossomed magnificently, and then the bloom fell from the branch, as it were. But flowers are beautiful BECAUSE they wither, so my beauty was true... And the name of the fellow I was after? ...[[Grambi]]. He lives far above us in [[The Overthere]]. And I have no regrets about my pretty youth... in fact, remember me to Grambi!"''
**''"Ahhhhh! That was just lovely. Thanks to you, I feel so refreshed! Now then... What is that? Am I done? well, not exactly, young'un. I still must say thank you!"''
**''<big><big>"THANKS!"</big></big>''
**''"That was my present for you! A very nicely drawn out thank you!"''
*(No)
**''"Eh?! You know, I heard that young'uns these days do not respect their elders... Hmph! Why, back in my day... Back in my day..."''
**''"Come to think of it, I gave my elders nothing but grief back in my day! I guess we really do reap what we sow... Well, life kind of makes sense now. And I guess I never pay much mind to what young'uns say either, now do I? So I guess it is no surprise...that they ignore me! Hmmm! Now get lost! Shoo!"''
*''"So, young'un? Would you like to hear old Hagnes's request?"''
*''"What? Is that all, you ask? Geh geh! Are you serious? Of course that is all! Got it? Good for you. You can go now. <big><big>SHOO!</big></big>"''

==[[Sunbi]]==
*''<big><big>"HEEEEEELP!"</big></big>''
*''"Th-Thou hast my gratitude. I know not who thou art, but thou didst save me..."''
*''"A pox, verily... Yon [[Skellobit|fell beasts]] hath been flooding into [[The Overthere]] as of late. They seek the [[Pure Heart]]... They need it, for they hath some plan most foul!"''
*''"I yearn to hide, verily... but if thou seekest [[Grambi]], thou shalt need this [[Door Key (The Underwhere)|key]]."''
*''"I cannot help more, but prithee, protect Grambi!"''
*''"Um... Farewell."''

==[[Thoreau]]==
*''<big><big>"Sweet freedom!"</big></big>''
*''"Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the [[Mario|legendary hero]] must have done it!"''
*''"I expressed concern when the [[Tribe of Ancients|Ancients]] stuffed me in that chest 1,500 years ago... But it seems my fears were quite unfounded. The hero has finally arrived!"''
*''"Why... YES! I am indeed a [[Pixl]]. My name is... <font color=red>Thoreau</font>!"''
*''"[[Tippi|You]] are a Pixl as well? But you don't look familiar... Are you a newer model?"''
*''"No matter! Details do bore me!"''
*''"What is important is the fact that I have waited AGES to lend my skill to the hero. And, glorious day, here you are! Do take me with you... You simply must!"''
*''"You will, then? Smashing!"''
*''"With me at your side, one may grasp objects with great vigor! Simply press {{button|wii|1}} to use my throwing ability!"''
*''"What's this {{button|wii|1}}, you say? You need not worry. [[Fourth wall|The great being that watches us will know what it is.]]"''
*''"Just remember that I can grasp objects and enemies and hurl them with gusto."''
*''"Grab  something with {{button|wii|1}} and press {{button|wii|1}} again to throw it. Why not take a moment to get acquainted with my useful talent? You will need to use my ability to get out of this room. Ready, steady, GO!"''
*''"Glorious day!"''
*''"Consider me fully at your disposal. Now, to adventure and beyond!"''

==[[Thudley]]==
*''"HEY! In case you ain't heard, I throw a lot of girth around these parts."''
*''"And I'm gonna check you out to make sure you got the weight to hang with me."''
*''"All right. Let's start by checking that face of yours."''
*''"Looks like you're sportin' a beefy 'stache, there. Solid! I give it 60 girth points."'' ([[Mario]])
*''"Look at those big eyes! You make my girthy heart flutter, girl. Those eyes of yours have got some heavy to 'em! You get 70 girth points!"'' ([[Princess Peach|Peach]])
*''"Dude has shaggy eyebrows! That's not even kinda girthy! You get 50 girth points."'' ([[Bowser]])
*''"All right, I gotta check the girthiness of those clothes of yours!"''
*''"Overalls?! Man, only the brawniest heroes wear those! That's worth 100 girth points!"'' (Mario)
*''"A pink dress?! It takes guts to wear that here. Bam! There's 100 girth points!"'' (Peach)
*''"What's more girthy than a giant spiky shell?! That's worth 100 girth points!"'' (Bowser)
*''"Girth check on the body comin' up. That's where the real heavy comes from."''
*''"Woah, ho ho! You might be small, but you pack a punch of girth! Girth is a state of mind! You just got yourself another 10,000 girth points!"'' (Mario)
*''"Unbelievable! You might be a slender thing, but you got a beefy spirit, girl! I wouldn't mess with a chick like you! You get 1,000,000 girth points!"'' (Peach)
*''"Look at this guy! Look him up in the dictionary, and he's the definition of girth! A superheavyweight right here! Bam... 10,000 girth points!"'' (Bowser)
*''"The sheer girthitude on display here is blowing my mind! There's no getting around it! You got heavy like I've never seen before!"''
*''"Any fool that gets in your way and you just HAVE to girth him up!"''
*''"Love it! Smash and squish those lightweights!"''
*''"You're goin' places with girth like that, and I wanna come along for the ride."''
*''"With our girths combined, nobody can stop us! But you gotta get out of this room first. Put my heavyweight power to work!"''

==[[Tippi]]==
'''NOTE:''' Tippi's Tattles are not listed here. For a list of her Tattles, see [[List of tattles in Super Paper Mario|here]].
===Prologue===
*''".....ario.....Mario....."''
*''"Are you awake?"''
*''"My name is <font color=red>Tippi</font>... I am what is known as a [[Pixl|<font color=red>Pixl</font>]]... A sort of fairy..."''
*''"Mario... I came to find you..."''
*''"I am no enemy..."''
*''"You met [[Count Bleck]]...and he captured a [[Princess Peach|princess]] and an [[Bowser|evil king]]..."'' (American version)
*''"You met Count Bleck...and he captured a princess and an evil monster king... Is this not so?"'' (British version)
*''"Then that means Count Bleck is even now beginning to form [[The Void]]..."''
*''"We haven't much time... You must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved you must come..."''
*''"Let us go..."''
*''"He matches the description of the hero in the [[Light Prognosticus|<font color=red>Light Prognosticus</font>]] perfectly... And his name is Mario..."''
*''"'A fair and lovely princess... A furious monster king... The union of these two will call forth the [[Chaos Heart|<font color=red>Chaos Heart</font>]], the consumer of worlds... And the Chaos Heart will ravage the sky, and so bring forth The Void.'"''
*''"This way..."''
*''"This way, please... Come along..."''
*''"The [[Heart Pillar]] is this way... Come on, please..."''
*''"This is the Heart Pillar... Now get close and place the [[Pure Heart]]..."''
*''"Well done. Now, let's return to [[Merlon]]."''
*''"Perhaps you should strike this block before we head back to Merlon..."''
*''"Of course..."''
*''"Well, let's get going..."''

===Chapter 1===
*''"I feel the Pure Heart. But it's still far from here..."''
*''"Merlon told us to find his friend, [[Bestovius]], to learn that [[Flip|dimensional technique]]."''
*''"One more thing... If you want to learn about anything, just use [[Tattle|my power]]... I know about many things..."''
*''"This is not an empty house... There's something in this room. I can feel it..."''
*''"There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you..."''
*''"This is Mario! He's dressed like this because he IS the hero..."''
*''"But that's preposterous! You can't charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!"''
*''"I feel that the Pure Heart is beyond [[Mount Lineland|this mountain]]...but it's still far, far away."''
*''"Something tells me you'll need to put that new skill of yours to use."''
*''"Are [[Thoreau|you]]...a Pixl?"''
*''"Didn't [[Old Man Watchitt]] say something about there being some [[Yold Ruins|ruins]] around [[Yold Desert|here]]?"''
*''"The Pure Heart can't be far now... We'd better not waste any time..."''
*''"[[O'Chunks|You]]... You're one of Count Bleck's thugs, aren't you?!"''
*''"Do you even know what Count Bleck is trying to do...?"''
*''"This O'Chunks is a lot scarier than the other enemies we've faced so far... Maybe you should use my power to investigate him when we start the battle..."''
*''"This 'strange li'l man' is none other than...the legendary hero, Mario!"''
*''"His name's not 'Maria'... It's 'MARIO'!"''
*''"Did you understand a word of what that goon was saying...?"''
*''"Mario, I can feel it calling... The Pure Heart is nearby..."''
*''"But, wait... I sense [[Fracktail|something else]] emanating from the sand dunes. Be careful now, Mario... Something else is waiting for us ahead..."''
*''"I know [[Dimentio|you]]. You're that..."''
*''"It's going to fly in from the right, I can sense it. You should flip back into 3-D..."''
*''"Looks like Fracktail is charging straight at us... Better watch out..."''
*''"Yes, we met [[Merlumina]]... She gave it to us..."''

===Chapter 2===
*''"The Pure Heart is somewhere up ahead... Yes, it must be... But it could be along way..."''
*''"Let's go..."''
*''"This room... There's something about this room..."''
*''"That was awfully rumbly... Something must have happened outside..."''
*''"I wonder why that [[Gnaw|savage thing]] went straight for [[Mimi|her]] and paid us no mind... I'd like to think we look rather tasty... What do you suppose it means?"''
*''"[[Merlee's Mansion|This mansion]] is quite odd... I feel certain it holds many secrets..."''
*''"[[Rubee]]s? Oh, I don't believe Mario carries any of that particular currency... I don't suppose those are anything like [[coin]]s, are they?"''
*''"So that young imp put a curse on this mansion, then... But who was she, really? I'm worried about [[Merlee]]... We must hurry to her aid..."''
*''"The Pure Heart is near... I feel its tremors so much more strongly [[Merlee's Basement|down here]]..."''
*''"She's gone... Was that apparition really Merlee? Why do you suppose she was telling us to be so careful when we find her?"''
*''<big><big>"YUCK!"</big></big>''
*''"Attacks won't work? ugh... What should we do?"''
*''"We've come seeking the Pure Heart..."''
*''"The real Merlee? Truly? In a place like this?"''
*''"Merlee said that we would need the power of four heroes to save the world..."''
*''"Look... Over there... The Void has grown..."''

===Chapter 3===
*''"So this is where that door leads... I suppose the next Pure Heart must be nearby... That's odd... I can feel it nearby, but where could it be..."''
*''"Well, I'm-AAACK!"''
*''<small>"Mario..."</small>''
*''"Mario... You guys came to save me..."''
*''"Thank you... Thank you, Mario! <small>I'm so happy..."</small>''
*''"The Pure Heart...? But...how..."''
*''"Mario... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to save me. Please... Take it."''
*''"I'm so sorry... It was all my fault... And... Then... You all... Thank you so much..."''

===Chapter 4===
*''"Mmm, stars everywhere... I believe we're in [[Outer Space|outer space]], almost certainly..."''
*''"What troubles you, Mario?"''
*''"Ah... Yes, of course... We seem to be lacking air... You need that, don't you?"''
*''"Oh... Oh, gracious me... What I am to do? Um... Well... Let me see... Um... Hrm... Urm... Hm... Then... Well... Well... But... So... <big><big>NOOOOO!"</big></big>''
*''"Hey... Please, wake up..."''
*''"You're all right, aren't you? Oh, thank goodness..."''
*''"I don't really know how I got us all out of there... It just sort of happened..."''
*''"We won't last out there as we are... Perhaps we should ask Merlon's advice..."''
*''"No, Merlon... That door led us straight into outer space..."''
*''"Yes... There was no air, so Mario and his friends couldn't breathe... What do we do?"''
*''"And... you have one?"''
*''"What now..."''
*''"To who?!"''
*''"Now we can go to space... So... Let's head back to that door..."''
*(No)
*''"It's dangerous to head into space all willy-nilly, you know. Please, put the [[helmet]] on..."''
*''"It's not like being in water, you know... Please, I must insist, put the helmet on..."''
*''"So let me get this clear: you enjoy NOT breathing. Please. Put the helmet on..."''
*''"I fail to see the wisdom... I beg of you, while your brain works, put the helmet on..."''
*''"If you don't, do you have any idea what your fate will be? AWFUL. Do you want that?"''
*''"Then put your helmet on!"''
*''"My mind is fully boggled. You want to not breathe?"'' 
*''"Truly. You're truly sure."''
*''"Ugh. Who is stupider? You? Or me, for listening to you... No more... Good-bye."''
*(Yes)
*''"Well, what do you think? Can you breathe now?"''
*''"Very well... Let's go, then! The Pure Heart is somewhere in this sea of stars..."''
*''"Mmm, is this a spaceship? Looks rather like it..."''
*''"Oh, dear. Who are you? An...[[Squirps|alien]], perhaps?"''
*''"How do you know about the Pure Heart? And about us? Are you allied with Count Bleck? I demand answers..."''
*''"We won't be doing that. We just met you and--"''
*''"[[Planet Blobule|This planet]] really seems... on the small side... Just where do you intend to take us?"''
*''"Really... You don't say... And where might that entrance be?"''
*''"................................."''
*''"What a wretch..."''
*''"What is it?! Did you remember something?"''
*''"... Let's...look for some clues ourselves..."''
*''"The '[[Whoa Zone]]'? You simply must be kidding with me... I demand answers..."''
*''"How would you know that? Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"''
*''"I can't believe that creature left us at a time this..."''
*''"Wh-Who are you?!"''
*''"Mr...L?"''
*''"The [[Squirpina XIV|queen]] is...your mother? So you are..."''
*''"Ah... So that's why."''
*''"Now we've gotten five Pure Hearts... This is turning into quite a collection..."''
*''"That said, we owe Squirps for helping us find this one... We should be grateful..."''
*''"Well, ever since you saved me from [[Fort Francis]], I've been feeling really good..."''
*''"I feel like I could just hang around with Mario forever..."''
*''"<small>Tee hee hee...</small>"''
*''"Yes, we found the fifth Pure Heart. And this one-- URK!"''
*''"I'm feeling better now... Let's get going."''
*''"I'll be fine. this is no time to stay in bed anyway. And I... I want to be near Mario..."''

===Chapter 5===
*''"Oh. my! Where are we?"''
*''"Quite a nice view from here in mid-air...but I can't yet see the Pure Heart...
*''"Wait... Mid-air?"''
*''"Oh, dear..."''
*''"...Are you all right?"''
*''"You stop that this instant!"''
*''"Where in the world are we? And what are you...things?"''
*''"Cragnons? What?"''
*''"Mario! These odd creatures seem to know about the Pure Heart!"''
*''"Hmm... seems as though the [[King Croacus IV|leader]] of these [[Floro Sapiens|uncouth things]] has the Pure Heart... We'd best try to find him..."''
*''"Floro Sapiens are taking more [[Cragnon|villagers]]!"''
*''"They're fleeing... I wonder where they're headed... We must follow them..."''
*''"Oh, dear! Did you see them?! Over there!"''
*''"There! We've caught up to the fiends..."''
*''"Disappeared down a pipe, did they?"''
*''"Ooh, I'm afraid [[O'Chunks|this fellow]] is terribly misguided..."''
*''"No matter how often we do this, it will end the same... Just step aside!"''
*''"Y-You..."''
*''"...Oh, dear. What shall we do?"''
*''"Wait, what about all that drivel about not showing your face to the count and such?"''
*''"That fellow is..troubled."''
*''"What... Wha-What?!"''
*''"Ah, excuse me... Sir?"''
*''"If we run into them... Fine."''
*''"You're part of Flint's crewz, are you not? He's been looking for you..."''
*''"You're one of that Cragley gentleman's crew members? He's requested your return..."''
*''"Well, I guess... This is interesting... Just like Flint Cragley, you've avoided falling under the control of the Floro Sapiens..."''
*''"Dimentio...and O' Chunks..."''
*''"We are NOT interested!"''
*''"Ugh... Haven't [[Dimentio|you]] learned? No matter how often we fight, it will end the same..."''
*''"Wha-What?!"''
*''"Look... The sprout from his head... It's the same as on the florified Cragnons. It looks as though it's nearly dead, however..."''
*''"Well, what do you think? Would you care to try it on? I believe you'll be safe..."''
*(I'll wear it!)
**''"You...didn't turn into cabbage. That's nice, I guess... This could come in handy..."''
*(I'm no veggie!)
**''"Well, perhaps you can put it on later, if you need it. It could come in handy..."''
*''"Um... Are you King Croacus?"''
*''"King Croacus! You must release the Cragnons you've enslaved..."''
*''"Why, how positively horrid... Release them this instant!"''
*''"It's the Pure Heart!"''
*''"Don't compare us to you... We're NOTHING like you!"''
*''"We have defeated your king, Get over it..."''
*''"What? What are you talking about?"''
*''"So... Then... Oh."''
*''"That was a rather unexpected turn of events."''
*''"Wha--?!"''
*''"Well... Didn't you just hear something?"''
*''"No? All right, then. It's just that... For a second, I thought I had remembered something very important..."''
*''"The Void... It looks as though it's gotten bigger. We need to open the door to the next world quickly... Let's hurry."''
*''"The Light Prognosticus doesn't say anything about how long we have?"''

===Chapter 6===
*''"Look at that... The Void... It's enormous here... Much bigger than it is in Flipside... [[Sammer's Kingdom|This dimension]] must be very close to destruction..."''
*''"His name is Mario. He's not here to challenge you..."''
*''"What "next gate"? What is going on here...?"''
*''"Sorry, but...who are you?"''
*''"That's...a Pure Heart!"''
*''"Your vassals, King Sammer?"''
*''"So, the king will give us a Pure Heart if we beat the other 99 [[Sammer Guy]]s... You'd better get started. You have a lot of fighting to do..."''
*''"The Void is growing larger... We have to hurry!"''
*''"...Count Bleck?!"''
*''"Why would [[Count Bleck|you]] want to do something so...unspeakable?"''
*''"How can you say that? That's...horrible!"''
*''"This is not up for discussion! You're wrong...and sick! All living things have a heart. They're all priceless. You can't just...erase them!"''
*''"...Tim...Timpani?"''
*''"Oh, dear..."''
*''"King Sammer, we're sort of in a hurry, here. The Pure Heart, please..."''
*''"Mimi...time is of the essence. Stay out of our way."''
*''"The Void... It's enormous Now!"''
*''"This psychotic girl was only trying to stall us..."''
*''"We've got to make it! We can't fail now. Not now! we've come so far."''
*''"No... Not like this..."''
*''"Count Bleck... I feel like I know him from somewhere... Wait... I do! Or at least, I did! I did know him! But... How? And when? Who is he? I can't remember..."''
*''"Mario... You realize..."''
*''"I'm a little discombobulated myself, so it's hard to say... At the very least, we seem to have returned to Flipside..."''
*''"The door leading to that world still exists, it seems... I wonder... Do we dare go back in...? Yes. Yes, I think we should go through..."''
*''"There's...[[World of Nothing|nothing left]]."''
*''"Wait... I can feel something very faint. It's the Pure Heart! I can't believe anything is left here, but we have to go take a look."''
*''"What's that over there?"''
*''"Could that be... It's a Pure Heart!"''
*''"It seems an impossibility, but it somehow survived the obliteration of this world. Something about it seems odd, though..."''
*''"You're that creep we fought in outer space!"''
*''"We're going to stop Count Bleck! Now hand over the Pure Heart, you greasy, greasy man!"''
*''"Well... It might be because [[Mr. L|you]]'re weak..."''
*''"Hmmm... You think you've seen him before? It's all probably just in your head..."''
*''"Oh, look!"''
*''"He must have dropped it when he ran off. But this Pure Heart, it's..."''
*''"It turned into a stone... I don't feel any kind of power radiating from it."''
*''"We'd better take it back to Merlon... He'll know what to do..."''
*''"Well... Maybe you should take a look at it, Merlon..."''
*''"The Void had consumed that world...and left the Pure Heart like this..."''
*''"Oh... But then...how do we save him... I mean... How do we save... everyone...from destruction?"''
*''"Mario?! Princess Peach?! Bowser?!"''
*''"MARIO! Where'd you go, Mario?!"''
*''"It...can't be... Mario... No..."''
*''"Mario! You're alive!"''
*''"Um... And [[Luigi|you]] are?"''
*''"Haven't we met somewhere before?"''
*''"Wait... Is it possible that you're our fourth hero?"''
*''"Mario... I never stopped believing you would return... But Princess Peach and Bowser..."''
*''"How to proceed... Well, if you could come back, perhaps Peach and Bowser also can."''
*''"So this is the seventh... Now there's just a single Pure Heart left to find... We have to act quickly... We have to stop that Blumiere... Hm?! What did I just... Blumiere... Wait... Hold on... Who in the world is that? I... What am I saying...? Mario, what's wrong?"''

===Chapter 7===
*''"It's so dark here... I wonder what sort of world this is..."''
*''"Mario, what's wrong?"''
*''"Huh? Oh, so then this would be [[The Underwhere]] place you mentioned earlier? Hmm. Then I wonder why the [[Pure Heart]] led us here..."''
*''"Oh? So this is that place you told me about?"''
*''"Hmm. Then I wonder why the [[Pure Heart]] led us here..."''
*''"You're [[Queen Jaydes]]? My name is Tippi... I'm a friend of [[Mario|Mario's]]..."''
*''"We... We've come to find the Pure Heart that is hidden in this world..."''
*''"So... Does that mean you have a Pure Heart for us, Queen Jaydes?"''
*''"Take her back? Why ever would you need us to do a thing like that?"''
*''"Oh, please... He's not that superficial..."''
*''"So if we proceed ever upward, we'll eventually reach [[The Overthere]]?"''
*''"[[Luvbi|That girl]] is a walking mood swing... I mean, she's entirely unstable, isn't she?"''
*''"We don't know yet. We're looking for her too..."''
*''"Uh... no. We truly don't know where Peach is. We merely..."''
*''"Bowser, I'm sorry to break this to you... but we're already there."''
*''"[[Bowser|You]] and Mario were sent here, to the land of ended games... To The Underwhere. We didn't know what had happened to any of you, not just Peach..."''
*''"That sounds well and good, but we have yet to find Peach..."''
*''"Mario, look!"''
*''"It's Peach!"''
*''"Luvbi... Isn't there any way to wake [[Princess Peach|her]] up sooner?"''
*''"So then all we know is that we need to find a [[Black Apple|kind of fruit]]... Marvelous."''
*(Blue Apple)
**''"Well, I do hope [[Blue Apple|this]] wakes Princess Peach up..."''
**''"I-I guess it's not THAT one..."''
*(Yellow Apple)
**''"Well, I do hope [[Yellow Apple|this]] wakes Princess Peach up..."''
**''"Princess Peach! Oh, thank goodness you woke up..."''
**''"...She fell asleep again."''
**''"I guess that was the wrong fruit..."''
*(Red Apple)
**''"I do hope [[Red Apple|this one]]'s the taboo fruit..."''
**''"Princess Peach! Oh, thank goodness you woke up..."''
**''"...She fell asleep again."''
**''"I guess that was the wrong fruit..."''
*(Pink Apple)
**''"Well, I do hope [[Pink Apple|this]] wakes Princess Peach up..."''
**''"I-I'd have to say that was NOT it..."''
*(Black Apple)
**''"Well, what about [[Black Apple|this one]]? Please, let this be the taboo fruit..."''
**''"It looks as though she's waking up..."''
**''"Are you... all right?"''
**''"We are in The Overthere, Princess Peach. Dimentio's attack sent you here..."''
**''"Ugh, don't worry about it..."''
**''"Well, here we go... Up to The Overthere!"''
*''"So... [[Grambi]] is your father?"''
*''"Well, [[Bonechill|you]] must be the boss of all the [[Skellobit|creatures]] that escaped The Underwhere."''
*''"Luvbi, we can talk later... Right now, just take Grambi to safety..."''
*''"QUICKLY!"''
*''"I understand..."''
*''"Thank you, Grambi."''
*''"Of course!"''
*''"No! Blumiere! You musn't! Darling... How could you... Oh... Darling... You... Why..."''
*''"The prophecy... Do we really have to destroy Count Bleck to stop it from happening?"''
*''"I suppose you're right... I guess we always knew that, didn't we..."''

===Chapter 8===
*''"No... I'm going... I've decided. I must do this!"''
*''"I will, Merlon."''
*''"Let's go! Let's defeat Count Bleck! Let's save all these worlds from destruction!"''
*''"So here we are at last... [[Castle Bleck|Count Bleck's castle]]."''
*''"So Blumiere IS here..."''
*''"Er... Never mind. We'd better get going..."''
*''"Blumiere... So it really is you..."''
*''"Ahem, uhhh... Let's just keep moving. We need to find Count Bleck soon..."''
*''"...Merlon? What are you doing here?"''
*''"What was that loud noise?"''
*''"The whole castle shook! And now that door won't open?"''
*''"We have to keep going..."''
*''"I know it's horrible, but this is, well...the end of the world. Of all worlds, really."''
*''"We must press on. Princess Peach would want it this way if she were here."''
*''"The power of The Void is growing. I can feel it. The Chaos Heart is close now..."''
*''"Dimentio... we don't have time to trade barbs with you... Move out of the way!"''
*''"[[Lineland Road|Where]] are we? Look! There!"''
*''"Is this Merlee's Mansion?"''
*''"I guess we must chase him..."''
*''"You've...been helping us all this time?"''
*(Yes)
*''"Mario, wait! Are you sure you can trust him? I don't know if I believe all of this..."''
*''"He's lying...I can feel it! He's trying to trick us and use us for his own ends."''
*''"Mario! Who do you trust, Dimentio or me? I won't warn you again. If you say 'yes' once more, I will not be able to save you. You'll be that psychopath's partner, for better or worse!"''
*''"I really wish you hadn't done that... Good-bye."''
*''"You're right, Mario... It hurts, but we must grieve for [[Luigi|him]] later."''
*''"So, it's just us left now, isn't it? It reminds me of the time we first met..."''
*''"...I'm so sorry, Mario. I promised you that I would help you find your friends... And now... All of them are gone forever..."''
*''"Maybe you are right and they did somehow survive... They ARE heroes..."''
*''"I'm going to believe in them... <font color=gray>(And... I'm going to believe in HIM...most of all...)</font>"''
*''"I feel something very, very powerful... ...Is it the Chaos Heart?"''
*''"If the worlds have no meaning, was our meeting meaningless as well? Answer me, Blumiere!"''
*''"My love, Blumiere... Or rather, Count Bleck... The only way we can stop this is to defeat you... And that is exactly why Mario and I have come here... To stop this."''
*''"Our attacks...aren't doing anything! He's being shielded by the Chaos Heart."''
*''"Is this...the end?"''
*''"'Four heroes unite, their hope burns firth light to shatter the walls of blight.' Just like Merlee said..."''
*''"Why does it have to end like this..."''
*''"But I am here now... No one can keep us apart anymore... Don't you see?"''
*''"Dimentio?! You're...alive?"''
*''"We have to do something! We have to save Mario and the others!"''
*''"What are you SAYING?! You promised we would find happiness together! Was that all just a lie?!"''
*''"Blumiere! Snap out of it! How can you think it would end here, after all we have suffered without each other?"''
*''"We found each other again because we stayed alive... How can you admit defeat?! I will not! I will not give up! You promised we'd find happiness. You PROMISED!"''
*''"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on!"''
*''"Now's our chance... The Pure Hearts have given us power! Let's get him!"''
*''"Don't say another word. As long as I am with you, nothing else matters."''
*''"Only one thing matters to me now. I never had the chance to return your question... Blumiere... Do you still love me as well?"''
*''"Perhaps...my life would have been more carefree without you, that is true."''
*''"Blumiere... Of course... I will always be with you..."''

===Getting Barry===
*''"Can't [[Barry|you]] see? That's really not necessary. Mario already saved me."''

===Getting Piccolo===
*''"And you are...?"''

===Shadoo first encounter===
*''"Who are you?! Show yourself!"''

===Shadoo second encounter===
*''"Shadoo... The hero's power... It wanted the power of the Pixls..."''

===Memories===
====Chapter 1====
*''"'You are awake at last?'"''
*''"'Don't wiggle like that. I found you at the cliff base. You took quite a fall.'"''
*''"'Why would that matter? Anyone with a heart would not ignore an injured soul!'"''

====Chapter 2====
*''"'You're late. Did something happen?'"''
*''"'I was worried you wouldn't come...'"''
*''"'I don't care what you are. I just wanted to see you. Is that... Is that so wrong?'"''
*''"'[[Count Bleck|Blumiere]]... Do you mind if I sit next to you?'"''

====Chapter 3====
*''"'Ow... OW! unhand me!'"''
*''"'It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it...'"''
*''"'I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I love you, we must part.'"''
*''"'This is goodbye, Blumiere. There's no other choice. This is our fate...'"''

====Chapter 4====
*''"'What... What are you thinking? There's no possible way... No one would allow it!'"''
*''"'But, Blumiere, is there such a place? Think... I can't bear to see you hurt again.'"''
*''"'You...just won't give up, will you? Of all the crazy... stubborn...foolish men...'"''
*''"'Blumiere, I love you. Take me away. Take me to a world where we can be happy.'"''

====Chapter 5====
*''"'...There's a tradition in my village. We believe that wishes on stars come true.'"''
*''"'I don't need to wish anymore.'"''
*''"'I already got my wish. Now...I have everything I need right here.'"''
*''"'Not at all. I'm very warm... Can we just stay like this? Just a little longer?'"''

==[[Tiptron]]==
*''"Hey... That's not my name... I'm [[Tippi]]..."''
*''"Well... Are you ready to go?"''
*''"[[Francis|He]] constructed me...Constructed...me... N-No, no! I'm Tippi... I wasn't constructed by anyone..."''

==[[Toad]]==
*''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-[[Mario]]! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... [[Mushroom Castle]]... RAIDED! [[Princess Peach]]... STOLEN!"  
*''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"

==[[Tuff (guard)|Tuff]]==
*''"What? You want go through here, brah? So, you abandon Cragnons? You walk away? No way. No pass! No way!"''

==[[Whacka]]==
*''"Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Just another picture-perfect day here in Crag! Wooo! Makes me feel like nothing bad could happen on a day like today, whack-a-do!"''
*''"Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't stomp me!"''
*''"Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't hit me!"''
*''"Whack-BYAAAARGH! Don't burn me!"''
*''"Whack-OOOOOOOOG! That really hurt!"''
*''"Whack-a-hoo! I'm Whacka! Another lovely day here in Crag! Wooo hooo! Of course, yesterday was also pretty darn nice, too, wicky-whackety-whack-a-do!"''
*''"Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Looks like another great day in Crag! Yahooo! What are the chances of a bad thing happening today? Not likely, whack-a-yooo!"''
*''"Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Couldn't be prettier here in Crag! Whack-roo! It's the kind of day that nothing could possibly ruin, whackety-yack-a-doooooo!"''
*''"Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Crag is looking lovely today, whack-a-rooo! I'm sure tomorrow and the next day will be fine, fine, fine, too, whack-a-do!"''
*''"Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Is it good weather here in Crag? Sure is! Woo! Chances are, tomorrow will be just as fine, too! Whack-a-boooo!"''
*''"Whack-huh-ooo? I'm Whacka! ...I think. We've got good weather today...right? Uh, who are you? Wooo? I've been having headaches... I'm feeling forgetful..."''
*''"Whack-hoo... I'm Whacka... Or something like that... My head... So forgetful... Did I eat breakfast today?"''
*''"Whack-hoo, yack-a-doo... Wick wick wackety hoo... Aah-hooo... ♪"''
*''"Whack-a-waaaaaaaaaaaa... I just can't take this... Good-bye..."''

==[[Whibbi]]==
*''"Whoa! Thank [[Bowser|thee]] for thine help!"''
*''"My given name is <font color=red>Whibbi</font>! I owe thee for that one! Thou art super!"''
*''"I am sorry, [[Luvbi]]... I could not stop yon [[Skellobit|beasts]] from entering [[Grambi]]'s shrine. And the fiends wrecked the bridge once they crossed it... Help cannot reacheth him."''
*''"To rebuild it, though must find [[Rebbi|<font color=red>Rebbi</font>]], [[Blubi|<font color=red>Blubi</font>]], and [[Yebbi|<font color=red>Yebbi</font>]], and get their <font color=red>three orbs</font>. Once thou hast them all, we can rebuild the bridge. Taketh [[Door Key (The Underwhere)|this]], and findeth the others... I beg of thee... Thou must help..."''
*''"Grambi is in danger grave... But [[Nimbi|we]] are all so weak... We must ask you... Savest him for us!"''

==[[Wracktail]]==
*''<big><big>"WHO'S THAT?!</big></big>"''
*''"The [[Tribe of Ancients|Ancients]] locked me in [[Flipside Pit of 100 Trials|this wretched place]]! I am the wrathful god, Wracktail!"''
*''"Why did you wake me from my sweet peace of slumber?! I will punish you...with death!"''
*''"Soon you will understand the wrath of the gods!"''
*''<big><big>"WRAAACK!"</big></big>''
*''<big><big>"ARGH...I'M DONE!"</big></big>''
*''"But...you have not yet won! I am not the only monster created by the Ancients!''"
*''"[[Shadoo|Greater terrors]] await you in the [[Flopside Pit of 100 Trials]]!"''
*''<big><big>"WRRAAGH!"</big></big>''

==[[Yebbi]]==
*''"Are the fell beasts gone? So it is safe for me to come out thither?"''
*''"By the way, who art thou?"''
*([[Mario]])
*''"Mario? A ridiculous name! Thou art a monster!"''
*([[Grambi]])
*''"Grambi?! Wait, that dost not sound correct... Thou canst not fool me, fiend of [[The Underwhere]]!"''
*''"Thou art trying to trick me into opening this so thou canst capture me!"''
*(A monster)
*''"A monster?! Thou LIEST!"''
*"''No monster wouldst admit to being a monster!"''
*''"Huh? Hold a moment... That meaneth... Thou art NOT a monster?!"''
*''"Hello to thee! I am Yebbi! Thou came to rescue me?"''
*''"L-Luvbi?! Oh prithee, thou must not tell! I shall do all thou askest!"''
*''"I should not hath hidden like a base coward. I goeth to help the others now..."''
*''"Be thou careful!"''

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