List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise

This article is a list of Wario's Treasures that appear in the game, Wario: Master of Disguise. There are 130 treasures in all.

First Category

#	Treasure		Description	Cost
1	Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw	File:WMOD MajesticHeart-ShapedStraw.gif	A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!	£110
2	Grizzled Prospector Candy	File:WMOD GrizzledProspectorCandy.gif	These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly.	£24500
3	Pompadour of Legend	File:WMOD PompadourOfLegend.gif	A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets.	£479
4	Failed Teenage Romance Diary	File:WMOD Failedteenageromancediary.gif	A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today!	£8364
5	Dress of Cleaning Might	File:WMOD Dressofcleaningmight.gif	This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills!	£5200
6	Spectacles of the Fool	File:WMOD SpectaclesOfTheFool.gif	Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable.	£18000
7	Queenly Ear Hair	File:WMOD QueenlyEarHair.gif	The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind.	£5456
8	Malodorous Keepsake	File:WMOD MaldadorousKeepsake.gif	A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is.	£15917
9	Discarded Doctor Scrubs	File:WMOD Discardeddoctorscrubs.gif	The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist.	£280
10	Spoiled Child's Pacifier	File:WMOD SpoiledChild'sPacifier.gif	This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.	£6501
11	Sandals of Infamy	File:WMOD SandalsOfInfamy.gif	These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types.	£79
12	Lovely Pink Nightie	File:WMOD LovelyPinkNightie.gif	A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only.	£14087
13	Friendly Clown Autograph	File:WMOD FriendlyClownAutograph.gif	clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.	£379
14	Infield Diamond Dirt	File:WMOD InfieldDiamondDirt.gif	Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant.	£7419
15	Celebrity of the Hour Poster	File:WMOD Celebrityofthehourposter.gif	This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame.	£210
16	Prince Redleg Pantaloon	File:WMOD PrinceRedlegPantaloon.gif	A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance!	£21930
17	Forever X-ray Glasses	File:WMOD ForeverX-RayGlasses.gif	This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it.	£5839
18	Hairy Macho Bathrobe	File:WMOD HairyMachoBathrobe.gif	This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair.	£2349
19	Itchy Top Hat	File:WMOD ItchyTopHat.gif	Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice.	£349
20	"Rare" Collectable Figurine	File:WMOD RareCollectableFigure.gif	This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited!	£145
21	Forever Tissue Box	File:WMOD ForeverTissueBox.gif	This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home.	£101
22	Scary Mr. Bunny	File:WMOD ScaryMrBunny.gif	This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children.	£79
23	Seven-Leaf Clover	File:WMOD Seven-LeafClover.gif	This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness.	£105
24	Mighty Trucker Panda	File:WMOD MightyTruckerPanda.gif	A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo.	£206
25	Heartfelt Hotcakes	File:WMOD HeartfeltHotcakes.gif	These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise.	£109
26	Lucky Love Toast	File:WMOD LuckyLoveToast.gif	If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams!why does it work? We have no idea.	£333
27	Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs	File:WMOD Cutiepiehypnospecs.gif	A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure.	£4341
28	Young Socialite's Scarf	File:WMOD YoungSocialite'sScarf.gif	If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however.	£89
29	Rich Man's Ice Cream	File:WMOD RichMan'sIceCream.gif	This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air.	£171
30	I Love You Lunchbox	File:WMOD ILoveYouLunchbox.gif	Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice.	£298
31	Seductive Lipstick	File:WMOD SeductiveLipstick.gif	This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.	£89
32	Crow Feather Shoes	File:WMOD Crowfeathershoes.gif	Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them.	£17100
33	Scones of Sadness	File:WMOD SconesOfSadness.gif	These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic.	£29800

Second Category

#	Treasure		Description	Cost
1	Sapphire Topknot	File:WMOD SapphireTopknot.gif	No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes.	£5099
2	False Beard of Might	File:WMOD Falsebeardofmight.gif	A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count!	£139
3	Golden Throne	File:WMOD GoldenThrone.gif	A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!	£876
4	Wishstone Fragment (1)	File:WMOD WishstoneFragment1.gif	A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship.	£0
5	Short Guy Boots	File:WMOD ShortGuyBoots.gif	These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to.	£778
6	Nifty Wario Poster	File:WMOD NiftyWarioPoser.gif	A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming.	£8355
7	Odd Lucky Thingie	File:WMOD OddLuckyThingie.gif	A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!	£234
8	Wishstone Fragment (3)	File:WMOD WishstoneFragment3.gif	A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read.	£0
9	Spangly Celebrity Garb	File:WMOD SpanglyCelebrityGarb.gif	Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent.	£3191
10	Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts	File:WMOD MatchingFrillyPinkT-Shirts.gif	A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable.	£935
11	Reindeer Headlamp	File:WMOD ReindeerHeadlamp.gif	A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions.	£64
12	Wishstone Fragment (2)	File:WMOD WishstoneFragment2.gif	A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids.	£0
13	Superfantastical Money Tree	File:WMOD SuperfantasticalMoneyTree.gif	Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.	£20
14	Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich	File:WMOD GildedIceCreamSandwich.gif	This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!	£4734
15	Wishstone Fragment (5)	File:WMOD WishstoneFragment5.gif	A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon.	£0
16	Scary Wrestler Mask	File:WMOD ScaryWrestlerMask.gif	A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage.	£709
17	Has-Been Celebrity Photo	File:WMOD Has-BeenCelebrityPhoto.gif	A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls.	£368
18	Amazing Garlic Clove	File:WMOD Amazinggarlicclove.gif	This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests!	£1203
19	Mustache Wax	File:WMOD MustacheWax.gif	Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!	£373
20	Wishstone Fragment (4)	File:WMOD WishstoneFragment4.gif	A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen...	£0
21	Brilliant Bug	File:WMOD Brilliantbug.gif	A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind.	£64
22	Bluebird of Luckiness	File:WMOD Bluebirdofluckiness.gif	A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards.	£997
23	North Pole Ice Cubes	File:WMOD NorthPoleIceCubes.gif	Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves!	£20
24	Nostalgic Memory Picture	File:WMOD NostalgicMemoryPicture.gif	A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy.	£156
25	Rare Gem Cereal	File:WMOD RareGemCereal.gif	A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening.	£4096
26	Manly Chin Extender	File:WMOD ManlyChinExtender.gif	Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling.	£60550
27	Sassy Wig	File:WMOD SassyWig.gif	This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua.	£128
28	Shooting Star Chunk	File:WMOD ShootingStarChunk.gif	A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything.	£256
29	Electric Pork Chop	File:WMOD Electricporkchop.gif	This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken.	£9600
30	String Theory Soup	File:WMOD StringTheorySoup.gif	All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know.	£30000
31	Slimy Squid Ring	File:WMOD SlimySquidRing.gif	A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure.	£25600
32	Calf Hair Straightener	File:WMOD Calfhairstraightener.gif	No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes.	£65500
33	Lovely Burglar Mask	File:WMOD LovelyBurglarMask.gif	A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling.	£30000

Third Category

#	Treasure		Description	Cost
1	Back Massage Coupon	File:WMOD Backmassagecoupon.gif	A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away.	£736
2	Mouse Trap Gum	File:WMOD MouseTrapGum.gif	This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala!	£491
3	Sandals of Song	File:WMOD SandalsOfSong.gif	Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however.	£160
4	Ugly Pricey Furniture	File:WMOD UglyPriceyFurniture.gif	A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting.	£49800
5	Paranoid Bear Carving	File:WMOD ParanoidBearCarving.gif	It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.	£93
6	Ears of Sanguineness	File:WMOD Earsofsanguiness.gif	The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world.	£2094
7	Stinky Blue Cheese	File:WMOD StinkyBlueCheese.gif	This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long.	£2509
8	Crazy Delicious Bamboo	File:WMOD Crazydeliciousbamboo.gif	This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it.	£30
9	Royal Golden Tools	File:WMOD RoyalGoldenTools.gif	These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though.	£20076
10	Strong Sauce	File:WMOD StrongSauce.gif	Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite!	£79
11	Ab Annihilator	File:WMOD Abannihilator.gif	This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe.	£140
12	Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup	File:WMOD FancyRamenNoodleSoup.gif	This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.	£6409
13	Really Boring Firework	File:WMOD ReallyBoringFirework.gif	This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull.	£270
14	Fusty Golden Candle	File:WMOD FustyGoldenCandle.gif	This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat.	£10073
15	Comatose Cushion	File:WMOD Comatosecushion.gif	A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever.	£3719
16	Panda Panzer	File:WMOD PandaPanzer.gif	This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda.	£6000
17	Handy Scrub Brush	File:WMOD HandyScrubBrush.gif	A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order.	£809
18	Galactic Fishcake	File:WMOD GalacticFishcake.gif	A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day.	£71940
19	Game & Watch 9000	File:WMOD GameandWatch9000.gif	An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens!when unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo.	£38021
20	Cheap Tire Ring	File:WMOD Cheaptirering.gif	A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it.	£5400
21	Fishin' Hole Fishin' Pole	File:WMOD Fishin'HoleFishin'Pole.gif	This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound.	£188
22	Wooden Nostril Cleaners	File:WMOD WoodenNostrilCleaners.gif	Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device.	£640
23	Booby-Trapped Magnet Car	File:WMOD Boobytrappedmagnetcar.gif	This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES!	£280
24	Amazing Massage Chair	File:WMOD Amazingmassagechair.gif	The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds.	£100
25	Clever Sidekick	File:WMOD Cleversidekick.gif	A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be.	£37
26	Telemarketer's Bane	File:WMOD Telemarketer'sBane.gif	This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious!	£60
27	Hilarity Machine	File:WMOD HilarityMachine.gif	The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians.	£809
28	Fool's Candy	File:WMOD Fool'sCandy.gif	If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around.	£7901
29	Small Handheld Toilet	File:WMOD SmallHandheldToilet.gif	A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there.	£380
30	Classy Bubble Pipe	File:WMOD Classybubblypipe.gif	A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows...	£54
31	Train Window Painting	File:WMOD TrainWindowPainting.gif	When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound.	£7901
32	Fully Automated Pinwheel	File:WMOD FullyAutomatedPinwheel.gif	This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists.	£380

Fourth Category

#	Treasure		Description	Cost
1	Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt	File:WMOD Somewhat-UselessMorphingBelt.gif	A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution.	£308
2	Spooky Haunted Seaweed	File:WMOD SpookyHauntedSeaweed.gif	Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away.	£34901
3	Bath-Time Shampoo Hat	File:WMOD Bathtimeshampoohat.gif	This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying.	£7359
4	Silky Nose Hair Tonic	File:WMOD SilkyNoseHairTonic.gif	Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of.	£18500
5	Jurassic Snot	File:WMOD JurassicSnot.gif	This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details.	£14783
6	The Earwax Rifle	File:WMOD Theearwaxrifle.gif	Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?!	£130
7	Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball	File:WMOD HeatSeekingSoccerBall.gif	This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker.	£438
8	Fanny Armor	File:WMOD FannyArmor.gif	This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride!	£6320
9	Formal Salmon Lure	File:WMOD FormalSalmonLure.gif	A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp.	£239
10	Turbo Chompers	File:WMOD TurboChompers.gif	A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight.	£207
11	Superultramega Drill	File:WMOD SuperultramegaDrill.gif	A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time.	£4085
12	Scary Bug in Amber	File:WMOD ScaryBugInAmber.gif	This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk.	£25688
13	Excavated T. Rex Skull	File:WMOD Excavatedtrexskull.gif	A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it.	£29
14	Kneecap Guards	File:WMOD KneecapGuards.gif	This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike.	£5974
15	Totally Legit UFO Photo	File:WMOD TotallyLegitUFOPhoto.gif	A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next?	£833
16	Vengeful Robot Controller	File:WMOD VengefulRobotController.gif	This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries.	£1052
17	Crop Circle Pendant	File:WMOD Cropcirclependant.gif	A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction!	£120
18	Haunted Television	File:WMOD HauntedTelevision.gif	A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge.	£492
19	Jigsaw Puzzle Solver	File:WMOD JigsawPuzzleSolver.gif	This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place!	£3201
20	Homework-O-Matic	File:WMOD Homework-O-Matic.gif	A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions.	£5891
21	Midterm Clothespins	File:WMOD MidtermClothespins.gif	These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap.	£404
22	Starfish Ladybug	File:WMOD StarfishLadybug.gif	A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff.	£190
23	Big Scoop Camera	File:WMOD Bigscoopcamera.gif	This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility.	£290
24	Freaky Cat Glasses	File:WMOD FreakyCatGlasses.gif	These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.	£3212
25	Tiger Underwear of Doom	File:WMOD TigerUnderwearOfDoom.gif	A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect.	£2980
26	Sweet & Spicy Pastries	File:WMOD SweetAndSpicyPastries.gif	Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies.	£110
27	Titanium Chef Hands	File:WMOD TitaniumChefHands.gif	A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front.	£135
28	Super Mega Trump Card	File:Supermegatrumpcard.png	This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire.	£456
29	Forbidden Cheat Sheet	File:Forbiddencheatsheet.png	This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty.	£320
30	Weightless Backpack	File:WMOD WeightlessBackpack.gif	This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.	£58
31	Uncomfortable False Eye	File:WMOD UncomfortableFalseEye.gif	A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work.	£32000
32	Town Gossip Billboard	File:WMOD TownGossipBillboard.gif	This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal!	£5800