List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise: Difference between revisions

This article is a list of the 130 [[Wario's Treasures]] that appear in the game ''[[Wario: Master of Disguise]]''.

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|align=left|A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!

|£110

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|2

|align=left|These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly.

|£24500

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|3

|align=left|A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets.

|£479

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|4

|align=left|A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today!

|£8364

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|5

|align=left|This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills!

|£5200

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|6

|align=left|Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable.

|£18000

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|7

|align=left|The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind.

|£5456

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|8

|align=left|A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is.

|£15917

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|9

|align=left|The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist.

|£280

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|10

|align=left|This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.

|£6501

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|11

|align=left|These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types.

|£79

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|12

|align=left|A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only.

|£14087

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|13

|align=left|Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.

|£379

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|14

|align=left|Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant.

|£7419

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|15

|align=left|This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame.

|£210

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|16

|align=left|A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance!

|£21930

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|17

|align=left|This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it.

|£5839

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|18

|align=left|This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair.

|£2349

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|19

|align=left|Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice.

|£349

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|20

|align=left|This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited!

|£145

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|21

|align=left|This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home.

|£101

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|22

|align=left|This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children.

|£79

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|23

|align=left|This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness.

|£105

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|24

|align=left|A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo.

|£206

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|25

|align=left|These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise.

|£109

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|26

|align=left|If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea.

|£333

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|27

|align=left|A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure.

|£4341

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|28

|align=left|If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however.

|£89

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|29

|align=left|This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air.

|£171

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|30

|align=left|Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice.

|£298

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|31

|align=left|This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.

|£89

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|32

|align=left|Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them.

|£17100

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|33

|align=left|These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic.

|£29800

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|align=left|No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes.

|£5099

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|2

|align=left|A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count!

|£139

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|3

|align=left|A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!

|£876

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|4

|align=left|A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship.

|£0

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|5

|align=left|These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to.

|£778

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|6

|align=left|A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming.

|£8355

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|7

|align=left|A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!

|£234

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|8

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|align=left|A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read.

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|9

|align=left|Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent.

|£3191

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|10

|align=left|A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable.

|£935

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|11

|align=left|A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions.

|£64

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|12

|align=left|A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids.

|£0

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|13

|align=left|Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.

|£20

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|14

|align=left|This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!

|£4734

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|15

|align=left|A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon.

|£0

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|16

|align=left|A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage.

|£709

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|17

|align=left|A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls.

|£368

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|18

|align=left|This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests!

|£1203

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|19

|align=left|Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!

|£373

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|20

|align=left|A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen...

|£0

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|21

|align=left|A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind.

|£64

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|22

|align=left|A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards.

|£997

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|23

|align=left|Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves!

|£20

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|24

|align=left|A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy.

|£156

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|25

|align=left|A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening.

|£4096

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|26

|align=left|Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling.

|£60550

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|27

|align=left|This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua.

|£128

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|28

|align=left|A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything.

|£256

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|29

|align=left|This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken.

|£9600

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|30

|align=left|All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know.

|£30000

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|31

|align=left|A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure.

|£25600

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|32

|align=left|No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes.

|£65500

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|33

|align=left|A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling.

|£30000

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|align=left|A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away.

|£736

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|2

|align=left|This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala!

|£491

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|3

|align=left|Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however.

|£160

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|4

|align=left|A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting.

|£49800

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|5

|align=left|It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.

|£93

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|6

|align=left|The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world.

|£2094

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|7

|align=left|This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long.

|£2509

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|8

|align=left|This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it.

|£30

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|9

|align=left|These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though.

|£20076

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|10

|align=left|Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite!

|£79

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|11

|align=left|This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe.

|£140

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|12

|align=left|This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.

|£6409

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|13

|align=left|This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull.

|£270

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|14

|align=left|This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat.

|£10073

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|15

|align=left|A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever.

|£3719

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|16

|align=left|This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda.

|£6000

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|17

|align=left|A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order.

|£809

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|18

|align=left|A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day.

|£71940

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|19

|align=left|An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens! When unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo.

|£38021

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|20

|align=left|A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it.

|£5400

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|21

|align=left|This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound.

|£188

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|22

|align=left|Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device.

|£640

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|23

|align=left|This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES!

|£280

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|24

|align=left|The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds.

|£100

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|25

|align=left|A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be.

|£37

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|26

|align=left|This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious!

|£60

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|27

|align=left|The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians.

|£809

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|28

|align=left|If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around.

|£7901

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|29

|align=left|A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there.

|£380

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|30

|align=left|A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows...

|£54

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|31

|align=left|When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound.

|£7901

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|32

|align=left|This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists.

|£380

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|align=left|A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution.

|£308

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|2

|align=left|Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away.

|£34901

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|3

|align=left|This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying.

|£7359

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|4

|align=left|Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of.

|£18500

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|5

|align=left|This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details.

|£14783

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|6

|align=left|Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?!

|£130

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|7

|align=left|This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker.

|£438

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|8

|align=left|This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride!

|£6320

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|9

|align=left|A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp.

|£239

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|10

|align=left|A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight.

|£207

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|11

|align=left|A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time.

|£4085

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|12

|align=left|This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk.

|£25688

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|13

|align=left|A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it.

|£29

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|14

|align=left|This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike.

|£5974

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|15

|align=left|A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next?

|£833

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|16

|align=left|This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries.

|£1052

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|17

|align=left|A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction!

|£120

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|18

|align=left|A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge.

|£492

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|19

|align=left|This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place!

|£3201

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|20

|align=left|A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions.

|£5891

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|21

|align=left|These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap.

|£404

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|22

|align=left|A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff.

|£190

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|23

|align=left|This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility.

|£290

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|24

|align=left|These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.

|£3212

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|25

|align=left|A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect.

|£2980

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|26

|align=left|Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies.

|£110

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|27

|align=left|A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front.

|£135

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|28

|align=left|This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire.

|£456

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|29

|align=left|This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty.

|£320

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|30

|align=left|This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.

|£58

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|31

|align=left|A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work.

|£32000

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|32

|align=left|This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal!

|£5800

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