“I don't even care if I have no shell on! I'm gonna show those Fuzzies what's what!”
—Kooper, Paper Mario
“Chuck Quizmo's the name, and quizzes are my game! You want quizzes, I got 'em! If you can manage to answer my brain-busting questions correctly, then... Y... Yaa... Yaaaaaahooo! I'll give you a Star Piece! Want to try a quiz?”
—Chuck Quizmo, Paper Mario
“He constructed me...constructed...me...NO! Nobody constructed me! I'm Tippi!”
—Tiptron, Super Paper Mario
“Where to begin...? My name...is Merlon. I am a wizard. When I was reading the stars the other day, an oracle came to me. What I discovered is very important, and it concerns you. But, before I tell you about it, there are other things of which I must speak. It is a very long story, but I'll try to shorten it. Where should I start...? It was in the old days. One of my ancestors was up on Shooting Star Summit and as usual... ......but one day it happened. ...suddenly...a great... ...appeared and I... ...standing face to face... Then, the faraway.... the pious... was....raised me up... .....was amazing.. ..I was still so young then... I believed in ......... But....our hearts were..... ........... and........... .....then.... ...........so......”
—Merlon, Paper Mario
“My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.”
—Lakilester, Paper Mario
“[singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. They won't take you to the vet, you're obviously not their favorite pet. You may not be a bed of roses, and you're no friend to those with noses.”
—Phoebe, Friends
Excellent gameplay, one of the bests wi-fi modes i've ever seen, BUT i hate that in balloon battles you can only race as a team, miss missions and boo item.