List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

Mario

• "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
• "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's Raviolis smuffened with honey" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
• "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
• "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
• "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" - "Rolling Down the River"
• "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
• "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!" - "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
• "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" - "The Great BMX Race"
• "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" - "The Great BMX Race"
• "Not on my melted mozarrella! - "Stars in Their Eyes"
• "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" - "Jungle Fever"
• "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
• "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
• "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
• "*singing*Hush, little Princes, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak." - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
• "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
• "I just love food that's spicy!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
• "I always cry at wedding feasts!" - "Mario and Joliet"
• "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
• "I hope the food's better than the furniture!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
• "As we say in Brooklyn; Bonzai!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
• "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
• "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!" - "The Unzappables"
• "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!" - "The Mark of Zero"
• "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!" - "The Mark of Zero"
• "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
• "It's ugly, but it floats!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
• "What? Only one pizza?" - "Quest for Pizza"
• "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
• "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!" - "Plumbers Academy"
• "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!" - "Mario of the Apes"
• "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
• "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
• "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
• "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
• "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?" - "Mario of the Deep"
• "I guess someday, even Super Mario can't think of everything!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
• "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
• "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!" - "Crocodile Mario"
• "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!" - "Crocodile Mario"
• "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!" - "Star Koopa"
• "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?" - "Star Koopa"
• "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!" - "Robo Koopa"