List of quotes from Super Mario comics
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The following is a list of quotes from Mario Comics; they are listed by character.
Mario
- "When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!" - "Bedtime for Drain-Head"
- "Tea hea... I mean, tee hee!" - "Cloud Nine"
- "But I've got drains to drain! Clogs to unclog! Remember... the noble plumber always comes through? Besides, this coat is turning my hair brown!" - "The Doctor Is In... Over His Head"
- "Eat cake, shell scum!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
- "I wish Luigi were here, I could blame him!" - "You Again?"
- "Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!" - "You Again?"
- "Stay away, you guys. I overslept, and I have to save the Princess!" - "You Again?"
Luigi
- "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth." - "The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head"
- "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!" - "Just Deserts"
Bowser
- "Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?" - "The Legend"
- "A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber." - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
- "Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
- "In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
- "This is gonna be excellent!" - "Just Deserts"
- "I should never have quit my day job!" - "Just Deserts"
- "Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!" - "Just Deserts"
- "Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
- "Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
- "PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!" - "Duh Stoopid Bomb!"
- "My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!" - "The Buddy System"
- "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?" - "The Buddy System"
- "Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!" - "It's Always Fair Weather"
- "I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?" - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek." - Super Mario Adventures
- "Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!" - Super Mario Adventures
- "Am I handsome or what!" - Super Mario Adventures
Bowser's Koopalings
Kooky Von Koopa
- "I think it should be cultural. The man desperately needs refinement." - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Thats music to my ears!" - Super Mario Adventures
- "It was a piece of cake, pop!" - Super Mario Adventures
- "Double anchovies for me!" - Super Mario Adventures
Bigmouth Koopa
- "It's Father's Day, Iggy -- We're gonna get him a present, you idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Okay, guys! Get ready to pillage, level the place, mess things up..." - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Hello, princess, we're kidnapping you!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "I always wanted to be part of an unruly mob." - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Double cheese, too!" - Super Mario Adventures
Kootie Pie Koopa
- "Well, Wendy Koopa, this is either the smartest thing you've done or the stupidest! If Daddy finds out I looted the arsenal, i'll be grounded till I get my fourth set of teeth! But it's not every day a girl gets her own personal spy network, warning her that Mario has to cross through here today, in fourteen minutes to be prescise!" - "Fins and Roses"
- "I... Hate... Stanley... The Talking... Fish... OW!" - "Fins and Roses"
- "Well I think that Daddy would like something pretty and shiny! Like maybe a diamond ring for me!!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Gee, Dad, when you put it that way, you make us sound dumb!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
- "Mellow out, Dad!" - Super Mario Adventures
- "The piranhas are always hungry! He'll make a fine meal!"
- "And behind door number 2..." - Super Mario Adventures
- "You're off your royal rocker!" - Super Mario Adventures
- "The fools! They fell for it!" - Super Mario Adventures