User:TurqapGaloomba

Hiy'all!
Welcome to my shy paGUY (oh yes, those puns).
Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly leave this stupid page. That’s all!
Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of ‘awful).
Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting.

Facts and opinions

• I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).

• I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.

• SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.

• French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!

• British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American pwonownthithathiown. No offence to the yankees!

• My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from Paper Mario: Color Splash.

PS: call me Turqie
— Big greetings from Siberia,
Turqie