300 Dude: THIS IS SPARTA!
Beecanoe: No, this is my userpage.
Patrick: No, this is Patrick
Beecanoe: Anyway, I have an update. I'm working on the game ideas wiki right now. Why I tell you this? The wiki has two active users, far less than it deserves. And no I'm not going to retire but this will be the last userpage edit you'll see in a long time (maybe). The link for game ideas wiki is right here [1].
User Mario Kart
Fuzzipede27 did user bestiary, Zero777 did the user brawl. Now I bring you the latest, user Mario Kart! This is where I put the name of a user down along with their Special Item/attack, weight, and kart. I'll only put myself,my friends, and a few popular users on this list for now (Those users can tell me if I should change their stats), but feel free to post a request. The only thing I ask is to put the stats down with the request. Oh yeah, and the last thing. Put down if you're a default or unlockable character, and if you're unlockable, put how.
Beecanoe
- Weight Class:Middle
- Special:Summons Dry Bowser to kick racers' butts!
- Kart:Banisher
- Status:Default
- Weight Class:Light
- Special:Explodes
- Kart:Wario Car
- Status:Default
- Weight Class::Light
- Special:Becomes Dark Fawful and destroys everyone, making them tiny for a whole entire lap!
- Kart:A kart that resembles Fawful's helmet
- Status:Unlocked by completing the Mushroom Cup on Mirror
- Weight Class:Heavy
- Special:FIRES HIS LAZAAAAAR!
- Kart:Pirahna Prowler
- Status:Default
- Weight Class:Middle
- Special:Summons over 9000 fuzzipedes to blind everyone on the course and uses a dash pepper.
- Kart:An upsidedown Luigi Wing cap
- Status:Unlocked by beating Leaf Cup on 100cc.
- Weight Class:Middle
- Special:Cybernetic Laser Vision
- Kart:Shooting Star
- Status:Unlocked by beating everything in the game plus some hacking
- Weight Class:Light
- Special:Spirit Supernova
- Kart:A cross between the Banisher from MKDS and the Para Wing from MKDD
- Status:Unlocked by clearing all cups with Beecanoe
- Weight Class:Middle
- Special:Giga Laser Beam
- Kart:Turbo Yoshi
- Status:Default
- Weight Class:Middle
- Special:Becomes a bat and bites every car's wheel
- Kart:Vampire BWAHAHABONSER
- Status:Unlocked by completing all cups with all default characters
Highly recommended websites
- addictinggames.com
- mofunzone.com
- instantsfun.es (I highly reccomend this site)
- sonic.wikia.com (only for the few Sonic fans on this wiki)
- ign.com
- notdoppler.com (only because the game Dust is on there)
- 1980-games.com
- stickpage.com
- aqworlds.com
- icanhascheezburger.com/failblog.org (either one will get you there)
Extra: Go to google and type in "dude falling" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
Funny uses of over 9000
Seriously, if these don't make you want to watch this video on youtube, I don't know what will.
- When a Toad is in the Shine Rank shop in M&L:BIS
Toad:"How much do these pants cost?"
Clerk:"It's over 9000!!!"
- When Mario fights Dry Bowser
Mario:What does-a the scouter say about this guy's-a power level?
Random Toad:IT'S OVER 9000!!!
- When Beecanoe sees FawfulFury65's userpage
Beecanoe:How many edits does she have? My god, IT'S OVER 9000!!!
- When Beecanoe asks GalacticPetey about Godzilla
Beecanoe:What's the power level of Godzilla's LAZORS?
GalacticPetey:It's OVER 9000!!!
- When Wario stands on the scale but can't see the number and asks Waluigi
Wario:What does the number on the scale say?
Waluigi:IT'S OVER 9000!!!
- When Toadsworth and Toadbert watch Mario kick Bowser's cheeks
Toadsworth:I daresay, how many times has Mario beat this gallumping beast?
Toadbert:IT'S OVER 9000!!!
- When a random user asks Beecanoe how many times he could make OVER 9000 jokes\
Random user:How many of these OVER 9000 jokes can you make?
Beecanoe:OVER 9000!!!
Mah Sig
I serve Dry Bowser! Dry Bowser OWNS! 
My Friends (In Order)
Games I own
Gameboy
*Pro: Almost as good as Donkey Kong Country
*Con: The Graphics Suck
Gamecube
Pro: Lots of characters and combinations to choose from
Con: Most of the tracks are boring
Pro: Bowser, Ganon, Mewtwo, and Roy became playable!
Con: The fighting style feels too heavy
Pro: Three out of four of the teams are awesome
Con: The characters shout the same one or two battle cries everytime they attack
Pro: Shadow's in it! And you can use guns.
Con: The fact that if you choose Eggman, Sonic, or Black Doom's side, they yell at you for attacking their soldiers that are on their side. Wouldn't they tell their soldiers to not shoot Shadow?
Pro: LOTS of characters to choose from
Con: Not long enough to complete
Pro: Spongebob is in it
Con: Just about everything else
Gameboy Advance
Wii
My Favorite quotes
- "Monster, I am not a monster. I AM A GOD!" Mecha Sonic, Super Mario Bros. Z
- "Lucky Candy! (Or Rucky Candy if you say it like it sounds)" Karate Duo #1, Bowser's Kingdom
- "That's it! I'm throwin' hammers!" Paul Hammerbro, Bowser's Kingdom
- "What? But I know I can help! I can turn people into eggplants!" Eggplant Wizard, Smash Kingdom
- "You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!" King Dedede, Brawl Taunts"
- "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" Wierd Monster, Dragonball Z
- "LEROOOOOOOY!!!! JENKINNNNNNS!!!!" Guy playing WoW
- "It's OVER 9000!!!!" Vegeta, Dragonball Z
- "No! This is Patrick!" Patrick, Spongebob
- "The first resson is- you must make loud, unnecessary sounds- when you hit things!" Ryan Higa, How to be Ninja
- "Come back when you're ready to put up a fight!"
- "I HAVE FURY!!!" Fawful, You know what
Other Wikis
- Currently I am part of the Game Ideas Wiki (http://gameideas.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Ideas_Wiki). I extremely recommend you got to this site if you have gaming ideas you want to make public. No, really, click on the damn link. There is, like, one other active user on that site.
- I started a wiki called the Epic Saga Wiki. (http://epicsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Epic_Saga_Wiki). You don't need to be a member of the site. You can just look at the pages that were posted (though I haven't made much progress). Go to the site, read the introduction so you know what it's all about.
Finding the Wiki
Dry Bowser: "Look at this crap! Everyone is having fun writing all sorts of poop about Mario and stuff and praising him! It disgusts me!"
Beecanoe: "You're very right, boss."
Dry Bowser: "Yeah, I know I'm right." (walks out of the room away from the computer)
Beecanoe: (looks around checking if anyone is watching, goes to the computer and creates an account)
Dry Bowser: (reenters the room and sees him) "WTF are you doing going on this crap?!"
Beecanoe: "But boss! There's a page for you!"
Dry Bowser: (Sits in the computer chair, looks over the page) "This is pathetic! It's small!"
Beecanoe: "That's because you haven't been in enough games!"
Dry Bowser: "................whatever................have fun."
My friend Userbox
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Youtube
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The Bowser Rap is awesome! The only concern is that he flips the bird at the end.
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Personally, I think this is better than My Roommate Mario.
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If you've seen the youtube videos that are being referenced in this video, then you'll agree with me that this is the best music video ever.
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Does not take long to learn by heart.
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funny
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NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
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IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
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LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JENNKIIIINNNNNNS!
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This user is a professional gamer.
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This user listens to video game music.
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This user thinks Bowser should take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh yeah and kill Daisy too
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This user is on Bowser's side.
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This user thinks Mario should be like Michael Jackson now that he's dead.
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This user thinks why is Malletoid's weakpoint two blue breasts?.
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This user thinks that Nintendo should make the game Nintendo Kart.
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This user hopes this userbox is enough until he can make more. Superman away!!!!
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This user dislikes the video game character Baby Daisy.
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This user is a fan of the video game character Bowser.
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This user is a big fan of the video game character Dry Bowser.
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This user thinks the best Super Smash Bros. character is Metaknight.
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This user likes watching Luigi dance.
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The best babies in this pic are the ones the farthest to the right in both rows. Screw the left ones! .
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This user regularly makes the character, Peach (with a Daisy costume), lose in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
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This user dislikes the console PC.
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This user enjoys the console Nintendo 64.
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This user loves the console Nintendo DS.
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This user's favorite console is the Nintendo Wii.
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Omg that penguin is dead.
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This user thinks that Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Osama bin Laden, and Mel Gibson should team up and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, Mobius, and not so much the world.
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This user dislikes the Final Fantasy series.
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This user's favorite SSB stage is Poke Floats (SSBM).
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This user plays the Sonic series. He's probably the only person on this wiki that likes Mario & Sonic alike. WHY WHYYYYY!!!1!!!
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This user thinks Mario should RAP! He should be called Eminel (Get it M&L Mario & Luigi)
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This user wonders, why wasn't Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
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This user wants to be a star on Super Mario Wiki.
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This user likes to crush things like Baby Daisy.
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This user's favorite song is "Knight of the Wind" by "Crush 40".
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This user likes Daisy's old look, personality, and voice. Heck, Daisy sucks now!
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This user is happy that Daisy was able to act more normal than usual for this picture.
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This user thinks Baby Luigi's dance isn't gay at all.
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This user thinks Bullet Bill should be playable.
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This user dislikes the video game character Baby Daisy.
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This user is a fan of the video game character Master Chief.
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This user is a big fan of the video game character Shadow.
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This user's favorite videogame character is Dry Bowser.
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This user owns a Nintendo DS Lite.
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This user dislikes the video game Call of Duty.
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This user enjoys the videogame Pokemon Platinum.
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This user loves the videogame Mario Strikers Charged.
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This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best videogame ever made.
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This user dislikes the Final Fantasy videogame series.
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This user enjoys the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame series.
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This user loves the Pokemon videogame series.
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This user thinks that Mario is the best videogame series ever established.
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This user is friends with Fawfulfury65!
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This User is friends with Mr bones
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This user is friends with GalacticPetey.
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This user likes playing as Mario more than Luigi in Super Mario Galaxy.
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This user is can fly(In a plane).
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This user says "Do a Barrel Roll"!
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This user thinks that this image is used way to much (Yes, I know there's nothing there)
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This user thinks Steve is like god. He made the Wiki!
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This user has over 9000 power stars in Super Mario Galaxy.
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This user plays with Legos.
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This user is Chuck Norris approved.
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This user wants to scream "Duh-luhdiluh!" (which is "GO KOOPAS!" in Koopa-ese).
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This user thinks Beanies are worthless beans with eyes and legs.
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I serve Dry Bowser! Dry Bowser OWNS! 
