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They both fall to some flower fields below, and Jeff has been crushed. Hal gets really close to him and starts crying, when a [[1-Up Mushroom|1-Up Mushroom]] comes and revives Jeff. Jeff suddenly calls Hal gay for being so close to him. Hal suddenly tries to make an excuse by saying he’s ‘lamenting’. Jeff says that it must be some kind of gay sex position, but then Hal tries to say that it’s something to do with breasts. They both notice a bunch of Shy Guys having a meeting. They’re talking about how [[Bowser]] fired them, and are wondering how to get revenge on him. A black Shy Guy says he should be their new leader, and in order to get revenge, they would take over the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and then Bowser’s Kingdom, and they will rule once more. Steve suddenly pops out of a Pipe with a Shy Guy mask on and asks if he can join them.
They both fall to some flower fields below, and Jeff has been crushed. Hal gets really close to him and starts crying, when a [[1-Up Mushroom|1-Up Mushroom]] comes and revives Jeff. Jeff suddenly calls Hal gay for being so close to him. Hal suddenly tries to make an excuse by saying he’s ‘lamenting’. Jeff says that it must be some kind of gay sex position, but then Hal tries to say that it’s something to do with breasts. They both notice a bunch of Shy Guys having a meeting. They’re talking about how [[Bowser]] fired them, and are wondering how to get revenge on him. A black Shy Guy says he should be their new leader, and in order to get revenge, they would take over the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and then Bowser’s Kingdom, and they will rule once more. Steve suddenly pops out of a Pipe with a Shy Guy mask on and asks if he can join them.


Typical Shy Guys. They’ll believe anyone wearing a mask is one of them. Hal thinks about this, so he gets a [[Bob-Omb|Bob-Omb]] and puts a Shy Guy mask on it, tosses it over where the Shy Guys are and blows them up. So Jeff and Hal saved the day, sort of.
Typical Shy Guys. They’ll believe anyone wearing a mask is one of them. Hal thinks about this, so he gets a [[Bob-omb]] and puts a Shy Guy mask on it, tosses it over where the Shy Guys are and blows them up. So Jeff and Hal saved the day, sort of.


=='''Bowser’s Kingdom: Episode 3'''==
=='''Bowser’s Kingdom: Episode 3'''==
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So all of the enemies and Lemmy are in a castle discussing what they were going to to once [[Mario]] gets there, when they are interrupted by Mario knocking on the door. He smashes inside and destroys two [[Dry Bones]]. Then he sees a door and the Inaudible Thwomp. He just says a bunch of gibberish. “HEY COME UNDER ?????? STAND HERE ?????? IT WON’T BE SO BAD BUDDABING-BUDDABOOM ??????? CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?”
So all of the enemies and Lemmy are in a castle discussing what they were going to to once [[Mario]] gets there, when they are interrupted by Mario knocking on the door. He smashes inside and destroys two [[Dry Bones]]. Then he sees a door and the Inaudible Thwomp. He just says a bunch of gibberish. “HEY COME UNDER ?????? STAND HERE ?????? IT WON’T BE SO BAD BUDDABING-BUDDABOOM ??????? CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?”


Of course Mario’s smart and goes in the door, and after venturing through the castle and getting a [[Fire Flower]] he finds the Karate Duo Number 1. Mario kills them instantly with his Fire Flower. After that Lemmy Koopa is shocked that Mario was already there so quickly, so he chucks a [[Bob-Omb|Bob-Omb]] at him to make him loose his firepower.
Of course Mario’s smart and goes in the door, and after venturing through the castle and getting a [[Fire Flower]] he finds the Karate Duo Number 1. Mario kills them instantly with his Fire Flower. After that Lemmy Koopa is shocked that Mario was already there so quickly, so he chucks a [[Bob-omb]] at him to make him loose his firepower.


Then there is a huge fight in freefall after that; Mario vs. Lemmy Koopa! Everything seems to be neck and neck, until they land on a tilting platform floating on lava. Mario kills Lemmy with one punch and throws him into the lava. Mario saves the [[Yoshi Egg]] and destroys the castle (by riding a [[Banzai Bill]] into it).
Then there is a huge fight in freefall after that; Mario vs. Lemmy Koopa! Everything seems to be neck and neck, until they land on a tilting platform floating on lava. Mario kills Lemmy with one punch and throws him into the lava. Mario saves the [[Yoshi Egg]] and destroys the castle (by riding a [[Banzai Bill]] into it).