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<nowiki>{{Italic title|List of ''Donkey Kong Country'' (television series) songs}}</nowiki> | <nowiki>{{Italic title|List of ''Donkey Kong Country'' (television series) songs}}</nowiki> | ||
The following is a list of the '''various songs featured in the ''[[Donkey Kong Country (television series)|Donkey Kong Country]]'' animated series'''. In all, there are | The following is a list of the '''various songs featured in the ''[[Donkey Kong Country (television series)|Donkey Kong Country]]'' animated series'''. In all, there are eighty-two songs, two for each episode barring "[[Cranky's Tickle Tonic]]" (which has one song), "[[Monkey Seer, Monkey Do]]" (which has six variations of the same song), and "[[Message in a Bottle Show]]" (which has no songs) plus the theme song. Each song corresponds to the theme of the episode. For example, in "The Big Switch-A-Roo", the theme for the episode is body swapping, so one of the songs that corresponds to that episode is about Donkey Kong adapting to his temporary body. | ||
==Theme song== | ==Theme song== | ||
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''I have never been so happy, oh, I feel I've been reborn<br>Dress me up in regal colors, blow the bugles, sound the horns!<br>Not a notion 'bout this potion or the love and the devotion<br>I've got the coconut, and it's causing a commotion!<br>Proclaim it from the highest peaks and shout over the ocean!<br>I've got it all! | ''I have never been so happy, oh, I feel I've been reborn<br>Dress me up in regal colors, blow the bugles, sound the horns!<br>Not a notion 'bout this potion or the love and the devotion<br>I've got the coconut, and it's causing a commotion!<br>Proclaim it from the highest peaks and shout over the ocean!<br>I've got it all! | ||
</blockquote> | |||
==I'm Gonna Be a Star!== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''I'm gonna be a star!<br>I'm gonna be admired like James Dean or Mr. Bean<br>I'm gonna be a smash!<br>You'll see me on the town with big name stars<br>Spending all of my Do-Re-Mi-cold cash! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I'm gonna be in the movies! | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''I'm gonna be a big star! Hahaha! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I can't wait 'til Candy sees me up on the screen<br>We'll be driving around in a fancy car! | |||
''I can see it now, the crowd begins to cheer<br>My name in lights at the movie's premiere! | |||
ALL:<br> | |||
''I'm gonna be a star!<br>A matinée idol worshiped from afar!<br>I'm gonna be a star!<br>You're gonna know this face no matter who you are! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''You'll see my face on every magazine<br>At all the biggest parties I'll be making the scene! | |||
ALL:<br> | |||
''I'm gonna be a star!<br>A matinée idol worshiped from afar!<br>I'm gonna be a star!<br>I'll be a | |||
CRANKY: ''Star!<br> | |||
DIDDY: ''Star!<br> | |||
DK: ''Star!<br> | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Be Bad!== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Think about the meanest guy that you know<br>Is he cruel, is he bad, does he talk real slow? | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''It's the villain that I wanna play<br>I don't know if I can be that way<br>If I gotta be bad, I gotta find a way! | |||
DK & CANDY:<br> | |||
''Talk bad, look bad, be bad!<br>Walk bad, think bad, be bad! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''The villain in your mind has to be unkind! | |||
DK & CANDY:<br> | |||
''If you wanna be good, you gotta be bad!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Lies and fibs, cheats and steals<br>My treacherous villainy makes me squeal!<br>I never tip, I butt in line<br>I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine<br>I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze<br>This bad guy thing's a breeze | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Gonna steal, gonna be untrue<br>I'm black-hearted through and through<br>If I wanna be bad, I gotta walk in his shoes | |||
ALL:<br> | |||
''Talk bad, look bad, be bad!<br>Walk bad, think bad, be bad! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''The villain in my mind is gonna be unkind!<br>If I wanna be good, I gotta | |||
ALL:<br> | |||
''Be bad! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==No Family Tree== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''I've always been the only one<br>No home of my own, just a wayward son<br>And I bet they're all together, eatin' pizza mud pies<br>As they cozy on the sofa, watchin' swamp gas rise<br> | |||
''I got no family tree<br>Just a bush, a twig, a branch, a saplin', that's me | |||
''I never had no next of kin<br>Just a few hundred teeth and oily skin<br>And I still remember Mama's rotten turtle egg stew<br>And her beetle sandwiches at picnics, too!<br> | |||
''I got no family tree<br>Just a bush, a twig, a branch, a sapling, that's me<br>I got no family tree<br>No one to celebrate the festival with me-e-e-e-e | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Just Remember Me== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Whenever you're sad<br>Lonely as can be<br>Just remember me<br>Your big brother, Skurvy | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo Disease== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''First, you get the chills from your head to your toes<br>Then, your nose starts to run 'til it overflows<br>Next, you're sneezing so hard, you'll throw out your back<br>Then, wham! Laryngitis stops you dead in your tracks! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''When you're shaking so bad and chilled to the bone<br>You're colder than a yeti or banana ice cone | |||
DIXIE:<br> | |||
''You shiver and you quiver, you feel weak and real old<br>You're freezing, cold and wheezing, you'll look greener than mold! | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''The only cure...is the nectar of Tin-Banana-Tu! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''It's like having the flu times a hundred and two! | |||
DIXIE:<br> | |||
''You'll wind up in bed, but you'll wish you were dead! | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''A disease that goes right to your head! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Your voice gets all raspy until you can't talk<br>You can't speak, and it feels like you've swallowed a sock! | |||
DIXIE:<br> | |||
''Soon, you'll hear the sound of your brain cells go pop!<br>Until there's nothing left... | |||
CANDY AND DIXIE:<br> | |||
''Oh, no, please, make it stop! | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''The only cure...is the nectar of Tin-Banana-Tu! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Charades== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Two words, first word sing<br>Sounds like sing?<br>Uh, bing, ping, ring<br>Ding-a-ling! | |||
''Second word, sounds like cool?<br>Sounds like cool!<br>Pool, tool, drool, fool!<br>Ah! I got it, I got it!<br>You wanna sing a ding-a-ling<br>Like a cool dancing fool! | |||
FUNKY:<br> | |||
''Donkey-dude, you got it all wrong,<br>Like your head was on stun while you were singin' this song!<br>It's desperate!<br>It's urgent!<br>'Cause Kongo Bongo Island is headed for doom! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Feel the Power== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CHORUS:<br> | |||
''Feel the power | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Feel the power! | |||
CHORUS:<br> | |||
''Feel the burn | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Feel the burn! And<br>Stretch! Two, three, four<br>Bend! Two, three, four<br>Kick! Two, three, four<br>Lift! Two, three, four<br> | |||
CHORUS:<br> | |||
''When you're tired of feelin' weak<br>Just get on up and move your feet | |||
K. ROOL & CHORUS:<br> | |||
''Feel the power, feel the burn<br>All you gotta do is bend yourself in two | |||
CHORUS:<br> | |||
''Feel the power, feel the burn<br>All you gotta do is bend yourself in two | |||
''Work your body, come on<br>Pump it up, it won't take long<br>When you're tired of feelin' weak<br>Just get on up and move your feet | |||
''Feel the power! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Wake Up!== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''WAKE UP! | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up, Donkey Kong! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Wake uuuuuuUUUP!! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Wakey wakey wakey, rise and shine!<br>UP AND AT 'EM! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up, wake uuuuup!<br>Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up, wake up, DK! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake uuuuup! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''WAKE UP! You're sleeping like a stone!<br>Wake up, you useless bag of bones! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up! | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Wake up, you fools! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Waaaaake up! | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up, wake up, wake up! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Wakey wakey, rise and shine! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''I'm about to lose my mind! | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Wake up! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''WAKE UP! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Mystic Oracle Summoning Chant (Funky Kong version)== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Monkey seer, monkey do<br>Mystic oracle, we summon you<br>Make the scene, groove on by<br>Bless us with your cosmic eye | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Mystic Oracle Summoning Chant (Diddy Kong version)== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Diddly-dee, diddly-doo<br>Mystic oracle, hello to you!<br>Check it out, swing on by<br>Something, something cosmic eye | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Mystic Oracle Summoning Chant (General Klump's poetry slam version)== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Lizard see, lizard saw<br>Mystic oracle, skoodilee-ba-trois<br>Slither here, slither there<br>Er, somethin', somethin', uh...cosmic air | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Mystic Oracle Summoning Chant (General Klump's soul version)== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Oh, Mystic oracle!<br>Oh, Mystic oracle!<br>Show me the power! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Mystic Oracle Summoning Chant (General Klump's rock version)== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Mystic oracle!<br>Yo, baby!<br>OOooww-YOW, BABY! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Mystic Oracle Summoning Chant (King K. Rool's version)== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Kingly seer, kingly do<br>Mystic oracle, I summon you<br>Grace me, grant me, drop on by<br>Enchant me with your cosmic eye | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Yes Means No== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Oh! Candy's got you wrapped around her little finger<br>She just wants you to show her that you care'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''So, if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead?<br>Does it makes much sense to you if she really doesn't want me too?'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''When she says "Yes, yes, yes"<br>It means "No, no, no"<br>When she says "Yes, yes, yes" | |||
BOTH:<br> | |||
''It means "no, no, no"!'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Yes means no and no means yes, it should be rather obvious<br>If you ask, she will say "nay", a swinging bachelor you'll stay.'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Oh, this makes no sense to me. If I ask her, she won't agree.<br>Why look like a foolish clown, when she's only gonna turn me down?'' | |||
''If I read between the lines and understand what you say<br>It's not a true proposal, just a role I'll play!'' | |||
BOTH:<br> | |||
''When she says "Yes, yes, yes"<br>It means "No, no, no"<br>When she says "Yes, yes, yes"<br>You know it's all for show<br>When she says "Yes, yes, yes"<br>It means "No, no, no"<br>When she says "Yes, yes, yes"<br>You know it's all for show'' | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==The Banana Do-si-do== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''You bow to the left, you bow to the right<br>You take your partner's hand and you hold on tight<br>You pull him close and you don't let it go<br>Now you're doin' the Banana Do-si-do!'' | |||
''You push him back quick then you pull him in fast<br>You spin him real hard to make the dizziness last<br>You grab him by the shoulders and you shake him like so<br>Now you're doin' the Banana Do-si-do!'' | |||
''You grab him by the waist, lift him high in the air<br>If you throw him high enough, he'll need intensive care<br>You're doin' a hand-stand, you're walkin' real slow<br>Now you're doin' the Banana Do-si-do!'' | |||
''You promenade as you're dancing through the Everglades<br>Skip to the beat 'til you can't feel your feet!'' | |||
''You grab him by the sides and you bend him in half<br>You tickle his feet so it makes him laugh<br>Hold him in your arms, rock him to-and-fro<br>Now you're doin' the Banana Do-si-do!'' | |||
''Doin' the Banana Do-si-do!'' | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Do You Know What This Means?== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Could it be? I have what I've wanted!<br>Just a minute, I want to savour this moment!<br>The power that I now possess<br>Suits me well, I must confess<br>It's good to be...<br>Glorious me!'' | |||
''Do you know what this will mean to me?<br>I'm the power over all that I see!<br>Kneel before me as I reign supreme!<br>Do you know what this means?'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''Why don't you just rip my heart out!?<br>Do you know what this means?<br>The Crystal Coconut, in the hands of that fiend...<br>Our future's in doubt, you dim-witted lout! | |||
''This is the worst thing that could ever have happened!<br>This could cost us everything!<br>We're doomed, you bone-headed baboon!<br>Now go! Go out and get the Coconut back!<br>And don't come back until you get it!'' | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==The Diddy Drop Rap== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Lookie here, lookie here, look what I've got!<br>Don't think I won't let little Diddy drop!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Hold it now, hold it now, hold it, hold it right there!<br>You wouldn't drop, couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''I'm a reasonable raving, derange-able despot!<br>I'll tell you what, we'll trade, like a stock-exchange<br>Wheel and deal, how's that feel? It's a steal<br>Diddy for the Coconut, the Coconut for Diddy!'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Don't do it! Don't do it! He's bluffin', I hope!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''I guarantee, as you see, there's no pity for Diddy!'' | |||
KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Wait a sec! What the heck? Let us make a trade<br>Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Diddy for the Coconut! The Coconut for Diddy!<br>I'm going to count to ten and it's up to you then!<br>One!'' | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''A-one! A-one!'' | |||
KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''This is fun'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''DK! Beware!<br>Take care, it's a snare!<br>He's just guff'n, he be bluffin'<br>It's K. Rool, he'll stop at nothin'!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Two! And you, it's your cue, whatcha gonna do?'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Gotta think, what to do, or my little buddy's through!<br>Give up the Coconut or else he's gonna drop you!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''How touching! I may cry, don't you see? Do I hear "three"?!'' | |||
KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Three! A-three! Let him drop and then we'll see!<br>Three! A-three! Make him Diddy fricassee!'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Hey, big buddy! Did you see, did you see?<br>You can save the Coconut, the Coconut can save me!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Four!'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Wait, there's more! Got a plan, got a trick<br>You can use your big foot, hit 'em with a big foot kick!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''What?'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Five!'' | |||
KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''That's no jive! Take a dive!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Six and seven!<br>Time to learn a lesson!'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''C'mon, big buddy, use your big foot kick!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I get it, I get it! Little buddy, that's slick!<br>But I got two coconuts, so which one do I pick?'' | |||
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Eight!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Wait, I have to concentrate!'' | |||
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Nine!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Can't decide, do or die, running out of time!'' | |||
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Ten!'' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''It's time to end this drama!'' | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Here goes nothing, banana-slamma!'' | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Vote for Me== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Vote for me, I do nothing<br>Vote for me, better than anyone<br>Vote for me, I do nothing better than anyone | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Donkey Kong the Politician== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Donkey Kong, the ape on a mission<br>He's got the answers, he's a politician<br>He's not lying, he's just a politician<br>Donkey Kong, the ape is on a mission<br>Vote DK! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Metal Head== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Is there something you should tell me, big buddy?<br>Are you aware of the glare from the sun shining off of your hair? | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I don't know what you mean, it's just a healthy sheen<br>I must admit I feel a little strange<br>But I've never felt better, I'm stronger than ever<br>Can't you see nothing's changed? | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''I don't know how to tell you, metal buddy<br>But you look just like a solar-powered turbo-charged washing machine | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I'm not light on my feet, now I clank and I squeak<br>But my voice is the same when I speak<br>My hand looks like aluminum foil<br>Does this mean that I need a tune-up and a change of oil? | |||
''I'm a metal head, a metal head, a metal head, a metal head<br>I'm a metal head, a metal head, a metal head, a METAL HEAD! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Head Games== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''What are you gonna do, DK? '''Head'''-butt them?<br>(Laughs)'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''I know, I know! He'll play '''head''' games with them!<br>(Laughs)'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs)<br>Head games, that's good!<br>(Laughs)<br>No, hold on, DK will be okay! He's got a good head '''off''' his shoulders!<br>(Laughs) | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''Ohh! This is giving me a headache!'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''"Headache"! Ha, ha, get it? "'''Head'''" ache!<br>(Laughs) | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''You know, DK, you could always '''head''' 'em off at the pass!'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''After giving them a '''head''' start!<br>(Laughs) | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs) | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''Okay, that's enough! All o´you '''head''' on outta here!'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs)<br>That's using your, heh heh, heh-'''head'''!'' | |||
DIDDY & CRANKY:<br> | |||
''(Laughing) | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I should just quit while I'm a...'''head'''?'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs) | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==I'm Leo Luster== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Hey, kids, the world just got cooler<br>Stand back while I make the scene<br>I'm the most, uh! And that ain't no boast<br>I'm the swingin'est thing from coast to coast<br>I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream<br>The picture of perfect, you know what I mean? | |||
''I'm Leo Luster (Pow)!<br>I'm where it's at, I'm a far-out happenin' cat!<br>Uh! I'm Leo Luster, baby, I'm a trip<br>Man, it hurts to be this hip!'' | |||
''Cats, dig, it's time to get hip now<br>Hop aboard, it's a groovy ride<br>Dig my threads, my shades and my hair<br>Step aside, squares!<br>I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream<br>The picture of perfect, you know what I mean? | |||
''I'm Leo Luster (Pow)!<br>I'm where it's at, I'm a far-out happenin' cat!<br>Uh! I'm Leo Luster, baby, I'm a trip<br>Man, it hurts to be this hip!'' | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Baby, I'm Back!== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''I'm back, baby! | |||
''Hey, hah! It's good to be back here<br>You're beautiful and straight from the heart<br>It's time, uh! To fly the coop now<br>Destination: Splitsville, dad!<br> I'm better than ever, I'm top of my game<br>Look in my eyes, baby<br>I'm never the same.'' | |||
''I'm Leo Luster, baby, I'm back!<br>I'm still a happenin' cat, reow!<br>I'm Leo Luster, I've always had the stuff<br>I'm that good, you just can't get enough!<br>I'm Leo Luster<br>I'm an irresistible force!<br>I'm Leo Luster<br>I'm like a heart attack, baby! | |||
''Like, man, let my people go-go! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==We'll Always Be Friends== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Well, here we are!<br>It's been too long, I've missed you, my old friend.<br>Look at us then<br>Those were certainly some crazy- | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''Times of our lives!<br>I'm surprised we survived! | |||
CRANKY & K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Here we are, old friend!<br>Together again!<br>Through thick and thin<br>We'll always be friends! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Remember this?<br>Tsunami wrestling! | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''I almost had you then!<br>How about this?<br>Skydiving without a para- | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Shoot! We had such fun!<br>My, I looked so young! | |||
CRANKY & K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Here we are, old friend!<br>Together again!<br>Through thick and thin<br>We'll always be friends! | |||
''Here we are, old friend!<br>Together again!<br>Through thick and thin<br>We'll always be friends! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==This Friendship is Wrong== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''We gotta ourselves a problem here, sir<br>We need to band together<br>An alliance is the only solution<br>To make these friends fair weather | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I think I know what will make it happen<br>If I'm right, there might be hope<br>We'll send a letter to the both of them<br>Calling each other a dope | |||
DIDDY & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Shh! | |||
DK & KLUMP:<br> | |||
''Keep it down, we need a remedy<br>Gotta have a plan, gotta make 'em enemies | |||
DIDDY & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Shh! | |||
DK & KLUMP:<br> | |||
''This can't go on, this friendship is wrong<br>Gotta break 'em up and put them back where they belong! | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''What if we throw a party<br>In honor of King K. Rool?<br>And invite everyone but Cranky<br>He's sure to feel like a fool! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Um...no. That won't work<br>A contest is the key<br>One so big, K. Rool will cheat<br>Then these pals are history! | |||
DIDDY & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Shh! | |||
DK & KLUMP:<br> | |||
''Keep it down, we need a remedy<br>Gotta have a plan, gotta make 'em enemies | |||
DIDDY & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Shh! | |||
DK & KLUMP:<br> | |||
''This can't go on, this friendship is wrong<br>Gotta break 'em up and put them back where they belong! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==If I Wasn't Around== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''Why does it seem<br>Everyone is so unhappy with me?<br>When I try to do my best<br>They treat me like a pest<br>Well, maybe...<br>They'd be better off if I wasn't around | |||
''No, no, no, wasn't around... | |||
''Why should I stay<br>When all I do is get in the way?<br>They think I'm a clown<br>They push me around<br>Well, maybe...<br>They'd be better off if I wasn't around | |||
''Oh, why should I stay?<br>When they treat me...they treat me that way!<br>If I... If I... If I... If I...<br>Wasn't around! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Let Me Go Back to My Home== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''No! I can't believe what I see<br>Everything's upside down, and it makes no sense to me<br>In my current state, I can't change their fate<br>If you send me back, I swear I'll set things straight | |||
DK: ''You gotta send me back!<br> | |||
EDDIE: ''No can do!<br> | |||
DK: ''I've been dissed!<br> | |||
EDDIE: ''You not exist!<br> | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Eddie, let me go back to my home<br>Without me, everything's all wrong<br>Eddie, let me go back to my home<br>Let me put things back where they belong<br>Eddie, let me go back to my home<br>Without me, everything's all wrong<br>Eddie, let me go back to my home | |||
''Please! I'm down on my knees<br>There's a world that needs saving<br>Baby Bobby Eddie Yeti, just let me be<br>Oh man! Won't you hear my plea?<br>Come on, come on, Eddie, you got to help me | |||
DK: ''You gotta send me back!<br> | |||
EDDIE: ''Me not sure!<br> | |||
DK: ''Just one day?<br> | |||
EDDIE: ''No way, José!<br> | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Eddie, let me go back to my home<br>Without me, everything's all wrong<br>Eddie, let me go back to my home<br>Let me put things back where they belong<br>Eddie, let me go back to my home<br>Without me, everything's all wrong<br>Eddie, let me go back to my home | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Can You Ever Forgive Me?== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
''I just wanted to say I'm sorry<br>I didn't mean to take things so far<br>This is right from the heart<br>Let's make a fresh start<br>Can you ever forgive me? | |||
''Look! I came over here to be a nice guy!<br>You're lookin' at me with un-trusting eyes!<br>Would I make you the fool purposely?<br>What more do you want from me!?<br>Ah...this is too much work for me... | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==The Coconut is Cursed!== | |||
<blockquote> | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''You see...<br>The Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Cursed!? | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''What!? | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Don't be ridiculous! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation<br>AAAAAAAAAAH!<br>I'm tingling, I'm tingling!<br>My hand is twitching and quivering! | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''I'm twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'! | |||
KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''I'm quiverin'! | |||
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''OH NO! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''It's much<br>Worse than I thought, it's the curse that you've got! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''No, it's not, that's absurd! | |||
KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Word! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''We're just ting-a-ling with excitement! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...<br>Besides, if you're cursed you'd know, 'cause<br>You're not really cursed unless you start itching! | |||
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Ooh, aah, scratch!<br>Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!<br>Ooh, aah, scratch!<br>Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch! | |||
KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''All this scratchin' is making me itch... | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''It's just...<br>A coincidence!<br>It's allergies! That's right!<br>Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''You're probably right<br>'Cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start<br>Start sneezing! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''A-CHOO! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Gesundheit! | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''AAAAA-CHOO! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Bless you! | |||
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Klump, use a tissue! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees!<br>Are there any other symptoms to this curse?<br>Tell me, please! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Uh, just one...<br>But no need to fret!<br>I'm sure this is something that '''you'll''' never get! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''What is it!? What is it!? | |||
KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''Tell us quick, tell us fast! | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''If you don't tell us now<br>I don't think that we can last! | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''Well... It's, um, uh...the '''gas''' | |||
K. ROOL:<br> | |||
''The WHAT!? | |||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||