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-'''Waluigi Freak 99''' is a member of the Super Mario Wiki.  His favorite character is, as his username implies, [[Waluigi]], and, as such, he frequently works to perfect his article, although he also works on various other projects.  He has recently returned to the wiki after a considerably long absence.
+==Basic Info About Me==
+I am a member of the Super Mario Wiki. My favorite character is, as my username implies, Waluigi, and, as such, I frequently works to perfect his article, although I also am involved in various other projects. I have recently returned to the wiki after a considerably long absence. I am extremely funny, smart, tough, suave, and attractive. Michael Jackson secret envies me.
-==Basic Info==
+==The Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre==
-Waluigi Freak 99 is extremely funny, able to come up with hilarious quips at a moment's notice.  In addition to this, he is extremely smart, tough, suave, and attractive.  Michael Jackson secretly envies him.
+===Murder for Hire===
+One day, [[Waluigi]] had a grand scheme.  He decided to steal the [[Music Keys]].  These keys could make Waluigi a great dancer, and he would be able to impress the ladies.  So, Waluigi went to [[Truffle Towers]].  Along the way, he bumped into [[Princess Daisy]].  He began hitting on her, and, apparently, his pick-up lines worked, as she made a date with him.  Forgetting all about the Music Keys, Waluigi challenged her to a baseball game.
-==Hobbies==
+[[Image:Uptobat.PNG|left|150px]]  Waluigi charged up a special [[Liar Ball]] pitch.  He took a baseball and a [[Whiskered Eggplant]] and threw them at Daisy.  Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out.  The eggplant met with the bat with a ''SPLAT!'' and landed on the ground.  Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up.  What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches!  Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls.  She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.
-===Reading===
-Waluigi Freak 99 loves reading, especially mysteries and supernatural thrillers.  He also enjoys humorous stories, parenting books, and books of statistics.
-===Writing===
+[[Image:Mariohammer.jpg|right|100px]]
-Waluigi Freak 99 writes a variety of literature, including poems, horror stories, funny stories, mysteries, fanfics, and realistic-yet-boring stories.  His work is almost always met with acceptance from those who are bored enough to read it.
+She looked up a hit man in the Yellow Pages and found a person who would do the job.  She called him and arranged a meeting in a back alley in [[Rougeport]].  She was shocked to find that the hit man was . . . [[Mario]]!  Pulling out his trusty [[Hammer|hammer]], he asked her who he was assigned to.
-===Comics===
+Mario walked up to Waluigi's door and knocked on it three times, good and hard.  Waluigi, who was in the middle of a bath, sighed, got out, and opened the door in his towel.  Mario didn't even give Waluigi a chance to fight back.  He smashed Waluigi with his hammer and left.  The deed was done.
-Waluigi Freak 99 believes that there are some forms of humor that mere words cannot portray; images are also necessary.  That is why he draws random comics, usually starring idiots whose bodies are made up of random shapes, on a regular basis.  He occasionally tries a spin-off of his normal style, such as "Choose Your Own Adventure Comics", however, almost all of his comics are hits among his friends.  He has made over fifty.
-==Favorites==
+====Reviews====
-'''Food:''' Pizza
+Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!
-'''Liquid:''' Cherry Coke
+==Copyright Info==
+Copyright ©2007 Waluigi Freak 99.  All rights reserved.
-'''TV Show:''' CSI
-'''Book:''' ''Paid in Blood''
-'''Colour:''' Green
-'''Sport:''' Lacrosse
-==External Links==
-[http://www.kevan.org/brain.cgi?Waluigi_Freak_99 Waluigi Freak 99's Home Page]
-Copyright ©2006-2007 Waluigi Freak 99.  All rights reserved.