Flossingjonah

Unshy page on construction duty

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| Country: U.S.A. || State: Wisconsin || Favorite Mario game: ''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]'' || Worst Mario game: [[Donkey Kong Jr. (game)|Donkey Kong Jr.]]
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| Favorite foreign country: Canada (also the only one I've been to besides U. S.) || Favorite game overall: ''Super Mario Galaxy'' || Worst game overall: ''Tile Blazer'' (an eGames minigame in ''Collector's Edition 251'' but 251 is a great game overall) || Favorite restaurant: Any Chinese/Japanese place to eat
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| Best non-Mario game: ''Collector's Edition 251'' || Worst non-Mario game besides Tile Blazer: ''Fritz Chess'' (but I like chess as a board game) ||  
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==Mario Kart Amazing Universe==

===Characters===
[[Mario]]
[[Luigi]]
[[Princess Peach]]
[[Toad]]
[[Bowser]]
[[Wario]]
[[Donkey Kong]]
[[Yoshi]]
[[Waluigi]]
[[Queen Bee]] (Japan only)
[[Shy Guy]] (US only)
[[Dark Bowser]] (PAL only)

====Unlockable====
All characters that are unlockable are unlocked whenever the player wins a gold trophy on any cup. Most are unlocked at random. When the player gets a gold trophy and three stars on all the cups, [[Cosmic Mario|Cosmic Mario and Cosmic Luigi]] are unlocked. Here is a complete list of the characters:
*[[Princess Daisy]]
*[[Fawful]]*
*[[Cackletta]] (unlocked with Fawful)*
*[[Samus Aran]] (DLC in JP and US only)*
*[[Link]] (DLC in PAL and Korea only)*
*Gina Robertson**
*[[Rosalina]]

==Userfield==
[[MarioWiki:Userbox|Userboxes]] are so 10 minutes ago. I now have a new thing; a userfield!
<gallery>
File:MM3 SMB Sprite.png|This user is [[MarioWiki:Autoconfirmed users|autoconfirmed]]!
File:Piano.png|This user plays the piano!
File:MK7 Purple Yoshi.png|This user owns ''[[Mario Kart 7]]''!
File:Cosmic Mario.png|This user ♥s astronomy!
File:Shadow the Dog WarioWare Touched.png|This user owns a dog!
File:Nintendo Sixty Four Controller.jpg|I don't have an N64, but I'm quite the gamer!
File:DimentioSuperPaperMario.png|This user saw a few magic shows.
File:Wiiu.jpg|This user has a [[Wii U]]!
File:Wantedposter.jpg|This user wants a [[Rosalina]] figurine!
File:Desktop.jpeg|This user likes ''The Fairly OddParents'' because the user (I) can make humor!
File:Flag of USA.png|This user is American!
</gallery>

==Toy box==
===Mario theories===
*[[Waluigi]] isn't stretched on a rack like many believe; unlike Rosalina, who got very tall (not as tall as Waluigi) through magical means, Waluigi got his height from his father, Waluigi Nomer Sr. (Waluigi's full name is Waluigi Nomer Jr.) and his slender body from his mother, Mama Waluise.

===Secrets revealed===
*Rosalina used her wand to make her taller. She was made fun of for being two feet tall in 4th grade. She wanted one thing for Christmas (no, she doesn't know what Hannukah is). To get taller. Her mother gave her a Star Wand. She made six wishes; to be taller, to get money (not as rich as [[Wario]]) and four other unknown wishes.

===Awards===
*Worst: [[Fawful]] (He's fAWFUL due to his dumb looks. Please, Nintendo, in the next ''[[Mario & Luigi (series)|Mario & Luigi]]'' game, cut the ***** from da game!)

*Tallest: [[Bowser|Bowser, as always]] (He's a giant Koopa dragon, and all dragons are huge!)

*Best: None (There's too many Mario characters that are the best!)

*Smelliest: [[Donkey Kong]] (More like "Rear End of a Goat" because he smells horrible. [Sorry DK])

*Most annoying: [[Toad]] (He has too high of a voice [Sorry Samantha Kelly])

*Worst in MK: [[Wiggler]] (He stole Waluigi's spot!)
====Fanon games====
I have a fanon game ''Mario Party 13''. It is known as ''Mario Party 18'' in Japan. (For Wii U)
*Playable:
*[[Mario]], [[Luigi]] and [[Princess Peach]] are in a new appearance from Super Mario 3D World.
*[[Toad]] will have a Super Mario 3D Land look.
*[[Yoshi]] and [[Bowser Jr.]] will take an NSMBU appearance.
*[[Wario]] will have a Game & Wario appearance; he gets two outfits (his biker/plumber) and his plumber appearance will be from Wario Land: Shake It!
*[[Waluigi]] will have a new appearance from Mario Kart 8.
*'''Minigames'''
*Whomp Dodge (Dodge the [[Whomp]] for 60 secoonds!)
*Purple or Death (Get the most [[Purple Coin]]s in 2:00!)
*SMB 2-2 (Swim through the level without getting struck by an enemy)

[[File:SMG2 BLL Whomplavaplanet.png|60px|framed|center|The Whomp Dodge minigame.]]
[[File:MSqG2.png|60px|framed|center|The Purple or Death minigame. [[Rosalina]] uses her magic to assist the player/CPU.]]
*'''Boards''':
*[[World 7 (New Super Mario Bros. Wii)|World 7 Wii]] has a cloud theme and no gimmicks.
*[[Luigi Raceway]] has a race track theme and the player will use a [[kart]] on ¾ of the board.
*[[Mario Squared Galaxy]] has two sides. On the Mario half, the player goes over the board. On the Luigi half, the player plays minigames.
*[[WarioWare, Inc. (company)|WarioWare, Inc.]] has a minigame with a [[microgame]] appearing as a minigame.

Microgames:
*[[Make Way for Martian]] (the player must find an open space in time)
*[[You Break It, You Buy It]] (the player must avoid a stylus that is themed to look like [[Baby Mario]], if the player is tapped on, they lose)
*[[Boo (microgame)|Boo]] (the one who dodges the [[Boo]]s the longest wins; also a minigame)
*[[Crayon Epic]] (the player must protect their character with a knight from [[Bowser]])
*[[The Maze That Pays]] (the player must get as many coins as they can)


[[File:NSMBWworld7.png|500px|thumbnail|default|The World 7 board.]]

===Favorite websites===
*1:MarioWiki
*2:[http://www.poptropica.com Poptropica]
*3:[http://www.coolmath.com Coolmath]
*4:[http://www.youtube.com Youtube]
*5:[[wikia:c:fairlyoddparents:Main Page|Fairly OddParents Wiki]]

===Facts===
*On November 13, 2013, I thought I saw a [[Toad]] plushie in a claw machine while I was eating at [[wikipedia:Hometown Buffet|Hometown Buffet]] but turned out to be a plushie of a [[Dog|dog]].
*Here's an F pattern:≠ and I like this: ධ ා ා ෝ ෞ ් ී ු ූූූූූූ and here:
*ZWNJ ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ 50% 50٪ 50°C 50°F ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ƒr€ḁ₭¥ job.
*[[wiki:McDonald's|boo]]
*[[Special:Random|Random link!]]

==Improvement list==
*Unstubify [[Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Jr./Mario Bros.]].
*Add souvenir articles to ''[[WarioWare: Touched!]]''.
*Find images for articles
*GRAMMAR!

==Created pages==
*[[Egg Rider]]
*[[Purple Strike]]
*[[Nasty Garlic]]
*[[Punch-Out!! (WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase)]]
*[[Big Hurl]]
*[[Giant Spiked Ball]]
*[[Metronome]]
*[[Yo-Yo]]
*[[Calculator (souvenir)]]
*[[Assembly Dojo]]
*[[D.I.Y. Shop]]
*[[Clacker]]
*[[Island]]

Disambiguations:
*[[Jimmy]]

Other wikis:
[[wikia:c:myfunny:Daisy]]

==Songs I like==
<youtube>C35DrtPlUbc</youtube>
<youtube>hOA-2hl1Vbc</youtube>

==Games I have and movies I watched==

====Movies====

*[[wikia:c:fairlyoddparents:Wishology!|Wishology!]]
*[[wikipedia:Chitty Chitty Bang Bang|Chitty Chitty Bang Bang]]
*[[wikia:c:fairlyoddparents:Abra-Catastrophe!|Abra-Catastrophe!]]
*[[wikipedia:The Spongebob Squarepants Movie|The Spongebob Squarepants Movie]]
*[[wikia:c:fairlyoddparents:Channel Chasers|Channel Chasers]]
*[[wikipedia:The Smurfs|The Smurfs]]
*Gnomeo and Juliet (My first movie!)
*[[wikipedia:Alvin and the Chipmunks|Alvin and the Chipmunks]]
*[[wikia:c:fairlyoddparents:Channel Chasers|Channel Chasers]]
*[[wikipedia:The Fairly OddParents (film series)|All three live-action Fairly Oddparents movies]]

===Games I have===

====[[Game & Watch]]====
*Super Pinball
*[[Mini Classic]] [[wikipedia:Space Invaders|Space Invaders]]
*[[wikipedia:Connect 4|Connect 4]]
*[[wikipedia:Yahtzee|Yahtzee]]

====[[Game Boy]]====
*''[[wikipedia:Space Invaders|Space Invaders]]''
*''[[Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
*''[[Donkey Kong Land 2]]''
*''[[Dr. Mario (game)|Dr. Mario]]''

====[[Game Boy Color]]====
*''[[Super Mario Bros. Deluxe]]'' (×2)
*''Gobs of Games''

====[[Game Boy Advance]]====
*''[[wikipedia:Finding Nemo (video game)|Finding Nemo]]''
*All ''[[Super Mario Advance (series)|Super Mario Advance]]'' games except the [[Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3|third]]
*''[[Mario Kart: Super Circuit]]''
*''[[wikipedia:The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (video game)|The Spongebob Squarepants Movie]]''

====[[Nintendo DS]]====
*''[[Mario Kart DS]]''
*''[[New Super Mario Bros.]]''
*''[[WarioWare: Touched!]]''
*''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]''
*''[[WarioWare: D.I.Y.]]''

====[[Wii]]====
*''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Wii Sports|Wii Sports]]''
*''[[Mario Sports Mix]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Wii Sports Resort|Wii Sports Resort]]''
*Super Mario Galaxies [[Super Mario Galaxy|1]] and [[Super Mario Galaxy 2|2]]
*''[[Mario Kart Wii]]''


====[[Nintendo 3DS]]====
*''[[Super Mario 3D Land]]''
*''[[Mario Kart 7]]''
*''[[New Super Mario Bros. 2]]''

====[[Wii U]]====
*''[[New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U]]''
*''[[Nintendo Land]]''
*''[[Super Mario 3D World]]''
*''[[Game & Wario]]
*''[[Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker]]''
*''[[Mario Kart 8]]''

==Rosalina's height==
I disagree on her being 7' 6" because she's actually 2' 4" (shorter than even Toad[!]) and she's only tall because her wand she used to make her taller. [[Rosalina's Storybook]] I also disagree on because that shows her tall, and it's possible the magic she used affected the story. Waluigi got his height, however, from genetics. His dad, Waluigi Nomer Sr. (Waluig's full name is Waluigi Nomer Jr.), is where Waluigi gets his height of 7' 10" and Mama Waluise (his mother) is where he gets his slender body. Rosalina, then Waluigi, then the tallest, BOWSER, as always.

===Heavyweight story written by her===
Dear Mario Fans,
*I am not tall. I am shorter than any adult Toad. I used my wand to make me tall so I wouldn't be made fun of for being short. But now, I'm placed in heavyweight. One thing I'll regret saying: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." I regret it because words definitely hurt too. I was made fun of for being in the heavyweight class of ''[[Mario Kart Wii]]'', so words hurt too. Also, the various forums say Luigi got me pregnant. That made me cry, because Luigi would never do such a thing! I beat up the people that said that online. I made myself taller after my photo with Luigi and the Toads because I felt humiliated due to me being made fun of for being only a <small>little bit</small> taller than him. I do not want to commit suicide, though. I am happy with my Lumas and they would cry to see me gone forever until they reached the sixth layer of heaven where i would be. I would also let enemies in the cosmos, because there would be no guardian. I am lucky to have a boyfriend, Waluigi, that is four inches taller than moi. (Moi is "me" in French.) We are planning a marriage and we will look over the cosmos together. Waluigi is a kind man and treats everyone like they should be. He is only mean because he is with Wario, one of the few citizens of the cosmos I hate. We dated at "[[Lubba]]'s Dance Club" and we got to know a lot about each other. I have another best friend, [[Princess Shokora]]. We go out, but because i ain't gay (sorry I had to say that), I'm marrying Waluigi. I have a great life and call the cosmos home, so I don't want to die for the next 80 years. (I an 26, so I want to live to be 106 years.) L love everyone except Wario, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Kamek, the Koopalings and the other villians (not Waluigi). (Note that "few" refers to the fact there are so many populations of the universe, and only 3% are evil.) The Goombas betrayed the Toads because of Kamek, whom I despise. I love Goombas. I unhypnotized a few Goombas and called them my pets. I also have two dogs and two cats. I am the true heroine of Mario games, because I created their [[Papa|par]][[Mama Mario|ents]] and said to them, "You will have two sons that'll grow up to be heroes." Note that I created them and they started out as adults. I was 20 when that happened. When Mario turned 5, I aged him up to 15. (That may explain him being short, because he will be my height at 23.) I now realized I am very lucky to have a fiancė. Waluigi built a château, and when we are married, we will attach it to the Comet Observatory and make it home for the Lumas. I don't want to make myself any taller, because I don't want to be humiliated. I may be shorter than Waluigi, but we are still happy together. Good Luck!
*Sincerely,
   Rosalina

===Unshy Studios, Inc.===
Rosalina's height may also be due to Lumas, as they are attached to her legs and torso making her taller. In MKWii, they can't be seen because they are invisible.
====SM64DS====
Never made an actual appearance in the game, there is a dummy object on [[Tiny-Huge Island]] called "ROSIE_1", making a possible reference to her. ROSIE_1 is actaully a 1-Up, so it's not a dummy object. Also, the Power Stars in SM64/SM64DS/SMG look almost identical.

==Creepypasta==
One night, I put on my "sleep mask" (actually my Shy Guy mask I refused to put on) and I slept. I was woken up by my lusty babysitter Eleanor Fischer. Then my slothful uncle. Then my grouchy aunt. Then my greedy mom, envious dad, gluttonous grandpa and prideful grandma. I yelled, "Aah! I didn't know that my relatives (and babysitter) were based on the Seven Deadly Sins!" I RAN to my church, St. Dennis. Nobody was there, even the cleaners! I said some prayers inside the chapel and RAN! I saw a sign from God in the clouds. It said, "A corpse is in the basement!" I went downstairs and was scared to f**k! The corpse... of my MONEY! Now I can be greedy too. I saw the cotton (U.S. money is made of cotton, not paper) seep out like the blood on a normal corpse! I went to the men's room, took a s**t, washed my hands and went to a Protestant church nearby. That had the same corpse. Eventually I met the counterfeiter that was my BABYSITTER! I whipped her and took her to the slammer for her crime. I was hurt by the corpses of money; for it hurt worse than me being called names during a sticks and stones tornado! The Terminator killed me with a plastic bag (from a video by the Youtuber ThuN00B) and I refused to go to heaven or hell. I took off my mask. THE END