Pikax

{{quote2|I suppose it would be stupid for me to ask people not to pay attention to what I just typed.|Pikax|Wiki Chat}}

== Pikaxisms from the Wiki Chat ==

*''I'm Pikax, yes the real Pikax, all you other Pikaxes are a bunch of Snorlaxes so won't the real Pikax please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!''
*''Sometimes, it's hard to tell when someone's joking on the internet.''
*''Jump in the cage with the rabid tasmanian devil and you'll be safe.''
*''I command you, be unbored!''

==The Ultimate Showdown - Mario Kart Style==
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[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/442849 The Mario Kart Showdown - contains mild swearing]

Ol' Luigi was driving around<br>
Mario Circuit like a big playground<br>
When Suddenly Bowser shot with a yell<br>
And hit Luigi with a big blue shell.<br>
Luigi got p*ssed and began to attack<br>
But didn't expect to be knocked off the track<br>
And then pulled back on by a lakitu,<br>
Then Donkey Kong came out of the blue<br>
And he started beating up the koopa king<br>
With fake pickups among other things<br>
But as soon as he made it up into first place,<br>
Peach and Toad threw bananas in his face<br>
And got a lot of green shells while going out flat:<br>
Blew DK away with a rat-a-tat tat.<br>
Peach had a lead, so it said on the map<br>
As she crossed the line to start the next lap.<br>

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.<br>
Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.<br>
And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).<br>
This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.<br>

A blooper covered Donkey Kong in grime<br>
And he hit a banana at a very bad time,<br>
Then Mario came whizzing round the track<br>
With a king shroom boost pushing him from the back<br>
And Yoshi was skidding and trying to get steady<br>
But Bowser had finished lap 2 already<br>
When suddenly something caught his wheel and he slipped.<br>
Toad shot by but his kart then flipped<br>
Then he saw a red shell coming up from behind<br>
And he searched for a star, which he just couldn't find,<br>
But he swerved to the right and the red shell missed<br>
And it hit Luigi who got real p*ssed.<br>
On the very next lap, he pulled away<br>
But Bowser shoved him out of the way.<br>
They fought for first in this race from Hell<br>
'Til they both got hit by another blue shell.<br>

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.<br>
Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.<br>
And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).<br>
This is the ultimate showdown.<br>

Koopas sang out harmoniously.<br>
Down from above came princess Daisy,<br>
Who delivered a shell, which went like a dart<br>
Into the back of Luigi's kart,<br>
Which flipped up in the air without any grace<br>
As Donkey Kong came back up to first place.<br>
But Daisy didn't want the big ape to win,<br>
So she threw a banana and it made him spin.<br>

Then Shyguy the Red and Shyguy the White<br>
And a big dry bones who could give a fright<br>
And a flying koopa troopa and a hammer brother,<br>
Wario and a goomba and another,<br>
Hooktail, Petey, Mr. L and Boshi,<br>
Count Bleck, Captain Syrup, Birdo and Waluigi,<br>
Bowser Junior, a couple of chain chomps,<br>
Wart, a shroob, Toadsworth and five thwomps<br>
All came out of nowhere lightning fast<br>
And kicked Daisy in her royal ass.<br>
It was the craziest race that the world ever saw<br>
With the audience looking on in total awe.<br>
The race raged on for a minute or three<br>
And was won in the end by Waluigi,<br>
But while he was doing his victory dance,<br>
He was eaten by two blue piranha plants!<br>

That was the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.<br>
Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.<br>
And only one could come first (and it was Waluigi).<br>
That was the ultimate showdown (that was the ultimate showdown),<br>
That was the ultimate showdown (that was the ultimate showdown),<br>
That was the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.<br>


Note: No actual bob-ombs were harmed in the making of The Mario Kart Showdown. I am required to say this or the RSPCB (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bob-ombs) will be constantly on my tail.

== Other music by Pikax ==

From time to time, I also compose my own pieces, under the alias Bass Invader. Here are some of my works: <br>
[http://h1.ripway.com/BassInvader/BattleoftheHighestOrder.mid Battle of the Highest Order]

==Pikax's favourite Mario characters==
Since everyone and his dog has a list of these, I've decided to make one of my own.

<gallery>
File:SMG_BowserJr.jpg|<center>So much like Baby Bowser, only looks cooler.
File:Babybowser.jpg|<center>"Who raised ya, Chain Chomps?".
File:Luigi_NSMB.jpg|<center>The King of Second Bananas according to [[Colonel Roy Campbell]].
File:YoshiMP8Artwork.png|<center>How can he say all that just by saying "Yoshi"?
File:Wario_ware_cheats_art.gif|<center>Greedy and obese, yet somehow I can't help but like him.
File:Princess_Peach.jpg|<center>Until [[Super Princess Peach]] came out, I was wondering when she was going to fight back against Bowser.
File:DaisyMP6.png|<center>Whereas I've yet to see this princess fight back against her oppressors.
File:MP8 Waluigi Solo Artwork.png|<center>Doesn't he remind you of Dick Dastardly?
File:Axemrangers.png|<center>Yes, I know they're five characters, but the stuff they say when you knock them out is quite funny.
File:SuperPaperMario_character_artwork2.jpg|<center>"I am sorry...that thou art so hairy."
File:AshleySmooth.png|<center>There seems to be an air of mystery about this one, although that theme song is annoying as ****.
File:Geno_SMRPG.gif|<center>The Chuck Norris of the Marioverse - so awesome, in fact, that he refuses to show his face on my userpage. It's Geno by the way.
</gallery>

== Pikax's Brawling Career ==

June 28 2008 - Pikax receives [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] as a gift. He reckons that his main character will be [[Link]].<br>
June 29 2008 - Pikax completes the [[Subspace Emissary]] mode and discovers his main character isn't Link, but [[Meta Knight]]. He cannot use [[Fox McCloud]] or [[Captain Olimar]] effectively.<br>
June 30 2008 - Pikax completes the first 28 events and Classic Mode on easy difficulty. He finds [[Donkey Kong]] to be a fairly good character to play as.<br>
July 1 2008 - Pikax completes Classic Mode on medium difficulty and finds that he can win a 3-minute brawl against three level 4 opponents, but not three level 5 opponents.<br>
July 2 2008 - Pikax completes some of the first 28 events on medium and hard difficulties, then finds that the going is getting very tough.<br>
July 6 2008 - Pikax's progress in Super Smash Bros. Brawl appears to be coming to a halt.<br>



== Support these articles! ==

[[Mario Strikers Charged]] '''- Thanks to your support, this article has been featured.'''<br>
[[Mario Kart (series)]] '''- Thanks to your support and a little editing from myself and others, this article has been featured.'''<br>
[[Baby Peach]] '''- Thanks once again to your support, this article has been featured.'''<br>
[[Super Mario 64]] '''- Thanks to your support, this article has been featured.'''<br>
[[Smithy]] '''- it is not too short.'''<br>
[[Dry Bones]] '''- Thanks to your support in both the article's nomination and the removal of the oppose vote, this article is featured.'''<br>

== Objections Sustained and Overruled ==

As a regular Mario Wiki user, I spend most of my time looking at proposals made by other users. Here is an incomplete list of what I have agreed with and what I have objected to:

[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Insert_info_from_Games|Character description for non-Mario characters should include details about non-Mario games they appeared in]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Remove_Automatons.2C_Machinations.2C_Ghosts.2C_Ghouls.2C_and_Specters_from_the_.22Species.22_Category|Remove certain "species" from the Species category because they are not of the living]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Fire_and_Ice_Templates|New templates for creatures associated with fire and ice]] '''- No objections here.'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Repeated_Info.2C_Pointless_Pages.3F|Make the Final Smash article less detailed so that the articles of the actual Final Smashes themselves are not merely repeating the information on the Final Smash page]] '''- I did not object to this.'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Merlon|Merge all the Merlons into one article]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Multi-Appearing_Mario_Kart_Track_Pages|New layout for pages about recurring Mario Kart tracks]] '''- I used to object to this, but Mario Gamer did a little fixing up and now I support it.'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Signature_Image_Height_Restriction|Increase the height limit for signature images]] '''- obviously I'm not going to oppose my own proposal.'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Legendary_Dogs|Give all of the legendary dogs their own articles]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_9#Gale_Boomerang_and_Fire_Bow|Merge Gale Boomerang with Boomerang and Fire Bow with Bow]] '''- OBJECTION!'''

Then I was on holiday for two weeks.

[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_10#Removal.2FMerging_of_non-Mario_articles|Merge all of the non-Mario related stuff into certain articles]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_10#E.T._Templates|Pick a name for the template used for creatures from outer space]] '''- I vote for Alien.'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_10#Princess.3F|Change Rosalina's name to Princess Rosalina]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_10#Mario_Super_Sluggers_Cutscenes|Merge the article about the story in Mario Super Sluggers with the main article about the game]] '''- I object to the objections.'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_10#Mr.L|Merge Mr. L with Luigi]] '''- OBJECTION!'''<br>
[[MarioWiki:Proposals/Archive_10#Pokemon|Merge Palkia, Dialga and Cresselia]] '''- they should be merged with each other, but not the main pokemon article.'''

Then I took a really long break from Super Mario Wiki to prepare for my A-Levels.