TurqapGaloomba

[[File:Turqie_seal.png]]
<big>Hiy'all!</big><br>
Welcome to my [[Shy Guy|shy paGUY]] (oh yes, those puns).<br>
Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly <big>leave</big> this <small>stupid</small> page. That’s all!<br>
Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of [[Fawful|‘awful]]).<br>
Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting. <br>

== '''Facts and opinions''' ==

* I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).

* I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.

* SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.

* French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!

* British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American ''pwonownthithathiown''. No offence to the yankees!

* My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from [[Paper Mario: Color Splash]].

* I’m Turqap ‘cause I wear a turquoise cap. Simple!

* My (not so) powerful weapon is the Ё-hammer. No, the Ё is Russian, not French. It... fixes the ё/е problem in translations (yes, Nintendo are translating games very inaccurate).

* [[Donkey Kong]] is a piece of shhhhh.... shhhhh, here must be silence.... shhhhh...

* (There are so many brackets, yes.)

* WHY IS [[Nintendo Switch|SWITCH]] SO EXPENSIVE?

* Me gonna read the codex right now, else I don't show something.

* In May I’ll at last watch the Movie.

== '''Turqiescript''' ==

TS: call me Turqie please<br>
— Big cold greetings from Siberia,<br>
[[User:TurqapGaloomba|<span style="color:#2CA">Turqie the Turquoise</span>]] 09:49, April 29, 2023 (EDT)