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==[[Grubba]] / [[Macho Grubba]]==
==[[Grubba]] / [[Macho Grubba]]==
*"''Who 'n tarnation 're [[Mario|you]], son? Who let you in?!? This is Grubba's office!''"
*"''Hooooo-WEEEEEEE! [[Rawk Hawk|Champ]]! That was a grade-A whuppin'! Yer thoughts on the match!''"
*"''What's that, now? An athlete, huh? Ya wanna become a fighter?''"
*"''Who in tarnation are [[Mario|you]], son? And who let you in?!? This is Grubba's office! Yep, that's me, Grubba! An' you, yer one rude dude, comin' in without knockin'!''"
*"''Hooo–weee! I guess that do change a thang or two, son!''"
*"''What, now? An athlete, huh? You wanna become a fighter?''"
*"''When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a [[Pokey]]'s patoot for fancy, big–city ways!''"
*"''Hoo–WEE! That do change a thang or two, son! I always got time for an up-an'-comer! Yep, [[Glitz Pit|this place]] is packed to the gills with young fighters, all primed and a-rarin' to go! I gotta say, son, yer a bit skinny fer my tastes, but I'm willin' to give you a shot. Now, play me straight, son: you wanna live the glamourous life of a champ, don'tcha?''"
*"''Bein' rich an' famous is diggety–dang DYNAMITE!''"
*"''All right! All right, son! I hear where yer comin' from, son, loud an' clear!''"
*"''One day, you'll look back on all them small–dreamers 'n LAUGH!''"
*"''When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a [[Pokey]]'s patoot for fancy, big–city ways. But I jumped into the world of martial arts and fought my way to fame and riches!''"
*"''An' know what I realized? Bein' rich an' famous is diggety–dang DYNAMITE! Now, I can't mix it up in the ring no more, but I earned enough to set me for life. You readin' me here, son? Dreams do come true, even if they ain't yours, exactly!''"
*"''Yep, that's the key, son! Dream big, and you'll GET big, that's the winner's way! And when you make it big, you'll look back at all those small–dreamers and LAUGH! You readin' me here, son? That's the spirit, chief! Here, let's have us a little walk 'n' talk. C'mon, now!''"
*"''Now how you like THIS, pard? Just feast yer eyes, go on! This...is the champion's room. Isn't it a sight? Deeee-luxe! You become champ, son, and you get the key to this room! That ain't all, of course! That's on TOP of the big money and screamin' fans! Yeah, no doubt about it, son! Apply yourself an' a life of wealth an' comfort awaits!''"
*"''Now, uh, here we have the major-league locker room. A lotta contenders here! Whatcha think, son? Huh? Not exactly glamourous, but it's clean and comfortable. Totally sanitary, too. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I CARE about my fighters, darn it!''"
*"''Now... I'm sure you know this already, son, but there ain't but one world champion. Clawin' your way to the top an' takin' the belt to become champ ain't an easy thing... But that's the point, son! Wouldn't be worth it if there weren't no challenge! I can see you got the fire for it, too, pard! You got the eye of the tiger, there! Yer gonna be champ, I can just FEEL it! I ain't never been so sure about a fighter!''"
*"''! Oh, hey, one other thing... You gotta sign a itty-bitty contract to be a fighter. It ain't no thing, just take a second or two of yer time. Just jot your name here, OK?''"
*"''What in the hey? You lose yer taste for glory, son? Well, I can't say I understand yer change of heart, but...ain't nothin' I can do. I like yer style, though, so if you ever change yer mind... Just come on back, you hear?''"
*"''Hey, it's the future champ! So, you got yer nerve back up, did you, son? All right, then: how about you just gimme yer autograph on this here contract?''"
*"''Best thing you ever done, son! Now, yer Mario? Ain't a bad handle... Still, I gotta say, pard, it lacks a little punch as a fighter's name, get me? Lemme see, here... Bam! Hoooooo-WEEEEEEEEE! I got it!!! From now on, yer gonna be...the Great Gonzales! Hoo! Ain't that a beaut? Dang if that ain't a stroke of genius! A name that good comes 'round once a lifetime! Yep, everyone will soon bow before the Great Gonzales! Make me proud, son!''"
*"''Well, now that we got the business side outta the way... [[Jolene]]? could you come in a minute, darlin'?''"
*"''Sure did, hon. Jolene, this is the Great Gonzales, our newest risin' star. Be a peach and take him on down to the minor-league locker room, all righty?''"
*"''Well, howdy, Gonzales! Ready to get yer fists dirty, huh? There you go, son! I got a treat fer you: yer first battle's gonna be against the [[Goomba Bros.]]! Don't you worry 'bout them... They'll be a piece of cake! Just mop 'em up, OK, son? Hey, we wanna get everyone fired up, though, so so [[appeal]] to the crowd at least once! You got any questions about detailed rules, just ask the lovely Ms. Jolene, OK, son? Well, good luck, pard!''"
*"''Squarin' off next, folks... are the Hoppin' Hardheads... the GOOMBA BROS.! Aaaaaand... A newcomer with a hankerin' for hammerin', the Greeeeeat GONZALES! The Goomba Bros. have been waitin' an' gettin' all het up for the fight. Let's check in! How do, Goomba Bros.! How're y'all feelin' today? You ready fer this fight?''"
*"''Hot-diggety-DANG, fight fans! There's the Great Gonzales now, stridin' on up! I tell you, this rookie's got some guts, strollin' up late like he owns the place! Hoo! OK, now, Gonzales, listen up. Lemme just explain the rules of the match real quick...''"
*"''We got ourselves a winner! The (fighter/team name)!''"
*"''The Great Gonzales wins! Tell me, son, what was this first taste of victory like?''"
*"''I'll tell you what I just saw, folks: a whuppin'! This kid's got skills! We got ourselves a new hero! Let's hear it for him, folks! Yeah! The Great Gonzales!''"
*"''Well, Gonzales, that fight wasn't a total loss... But listen, son, fighters gotta play to the crowd! You know, pump 'em up more! I'm hopin' you'll gimme more razzle-dazzle next time, huh? We understand each other? Good. I'll be on my way, then. Ms. Jolene here'll give you yer fight money. See ya!''"
*"''Wait a diddly–darn minute there!''"
*"''Wait a diddly–darn minute there!''"
*"''Boy howdy, [[Mario|Gonzales]]! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Well, alrighty then!''"
*"''Well, boy howdy, [[Mario|Gonzales]]! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Well, all righty then! Lemme just see here... Yer next opponent will be... Ranked (number) in the Glitz Pit... the (fighter/team name)!''"
*"''Well, dog my cats! It's the Great Gonzales!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to avoid usin' any of them there [[Flower Point]]s! Yeah, you heard me! Let's see how you do without none of them fancy-pants moves! Now get in there an' show me somethin', son!''"
*"''Get yerselves ready to... BAAAATTLE!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to stand pat, OK? Do...not...attack...at all. The crowd loves yer [[partner]], so give 'em what they want! Drive 'em bonkers! Now get in there and share that spotlight!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to keep that pard of yers from attackin'! You hear me? Keep that li'l firebrand in check, got it? Only you attack. Now get in there and show 'em who's boss, now!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to not attack fer the first three turns, OK? Fans love it when their heroes make 'em sweat a bit, am I right or am I right? Now get in there an' bring home the bacon!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to appeal to the crowd at least three times! These fans eat that stuff up. A little grandstandin' from their hero, an' they go nuts! Now get in there an' get 'em riled up, son!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to win BEFORE you take 20 [[HP]] of pain! Our fans don't wanna see a battered hero win by the skin of his teeth, son! Now get in there , show me some grit, pard!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to use at least one special move, OK? The crowd needs somethin' flashy, you catch my drift? Give 'em a good show. Now get in there an' blow the roof off, son!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to win after yer HP goes down to 5! Crowds do love a comeback, don't they! You better diggety-dang believe it! Now get in there an' take a beatin' for ol' Grubba!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to wrap it up in five turns or less! I got a date with a cute little chickadee in just a few, an' I don't wanna be late! Now get in there an' bring this puppy home quick!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to avoid switchin' partners out! Gotta go with who brung you! A fight to the end, side by side! Now THAT'S drama! Now get in there an' stand by yer pard!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to avoid usin' any items! Empty them pockets! Real men don't need no trinkets to help 'em hand out a proper whuppin', you hear? Now get in there an' knock some heads the old-fashioned way, will ya?''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to avoid usin' any of them there special moves! I think the crowd's cravin' a nice, long battle at its simplest and finest! Now get in there an' don't go a-grandstandin'!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to avoid usin' your [[hammer]]! Not even once, son! I wanna see how you do when you ain't got somethin' to beat a fella with. Now get in there an' let's see some acrobatifyin'!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to avoid usin' yer [[jump]]. No jumpin' whatsoever. I wanna see a pure test of power without none of that flouncin' around. You get me? Now get in there an' hand out a whuppin' or two!''"
*"''Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to let yer enemy damage you five times, OK? It's just so dang borin' when a match is too one-sided, you hear what I'm sayin' to you? Now get in there an' kick some behind!''"
*"''Fer our next battle, we got the Merciless Executioner, the GREAT GONZALES and... The (fighter/team nickname)... Yep, a fight to the finish with The (fighter/team name)!''"
*"''Get yerselves ready to... BAAAAAATLE!''"
*"''We got ourselves a winner! THE GRRRRRREAT GONZALES!''"
*"''Well, howdy, [[Sir Swoop]]! Ready to get yer wings dirty, huh? There you go, son! I got a treat fer you: yer first battle's gonna be against the Goomba Bros.! Don't you worry 'bout them... They'll be a piece of cake! Just mop 'em up, OK, son? Hey, we wanna get the crowd fired up, so do a move where you do a triple flip and meow! You got any questions about detailed rules, just ask the lovely Ms. Jolene, OK, son? Well, good luck, pard!''"
*"''Well, dog my cats! If it ain't the Great Gonzales! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! Hoo-wee! Yer gonna love this! Yer next opponent is... Ranked 10 in the Glitz Pit... The [[Armored Harriers]]! That's right! Yer darn tootin'! Yer finally gonna make a go at the major league, son! We're expectin' great things from you, so don't you go a-lettin' us down, now!''"
*"''And now...today's main event! The major league awaits the 11th-ranked Great Gonzales... But only if he can beat the 10th-ranked powerhouses... The Iron Adonis Twins! First, let's get the Merciless Executioner in here, folks! THE GRRRREAT GONZALES!''"
*"''Hooooooooo-WEEEEEEEEEE! The Great Gonzales! How're you feelin'?''"
*"''Whoa, nelly! You heard the fella, folks! He's obviously itchin' to mix it up some!''"
*"''Hyuk hyuk! Your challenger is real confident, boys! Yep, he's talkin' trash... "Iron Adonis Twins?" he said. "More like Paper Dog-Face Bros.! ...And they stink!" And then he said: "I bet they just play video games an' cry when they lose!" Um, yeah, and then he said... "Outie belly buttons run in their family! Stinkwads!" ...And so on. Yep.''"
*"''Cooooooooongratulations!! Great Gonzales! With this win, you made the major league! Now, THAT, folks, was what I call a wiiiiild an' wooly fight! A diggety-dang DOOZY! Keep it up, kid! You're goin' places, I can tell! Hoo-wee! C'mon, now, folks, give it up! We got a new major-leaguer! LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIM!!!''"
*"''Muh-Muh-Ms. Jolene! You mind yer manners, now! We KNOCK 'round here, missy!''"
*"''Don't you worry yer pretty li'l head about it none. Now, what'd I want again? Somethin' 'bout Gonzales... Oh, yeah! Gonzales, you ol' so-an'-so! Lemme congratulate you, son! Major league already, huh? I had a feelin' you were goin' places, and DANG, I love it when I'm right! You just keep on puttin' tuckuses in them seats! I'm countin' on you, son. I got a special li'l somethin'-somethin' for you. Go on! Take it!''"
*"''So, yeah, somethin' else that's been on my mind... Yer costume ain't cool. No big deal, son, but hey. Someday, if you become champ, I'll get you a new one. Somethin' hot pink, maybe with some frills or somethin'. You'll look a sight, son! Anyway, that's somethin' fer another day, pard. Take a powder, OK?''"
*"''Whoa, nelly! I don't believe my eyes, folks! The Iron Adonis Twins are in a rage!''"
*"''Whoa! Talk about carnage! Great Gonzales goes down! An unsanctioned match like this won't affect his rankin', but hoo-WEE! What a beatin'! The gauntlet's been thrown down! What'll happen next? Who knows, but it'll be wild!''"
*"''Hoooooooo-WEEEEEEEEEE! That's our Great Gonzales, friends and neighbors! Kid don't even blink when the Iron Adonis Twins barge in and attack! Woo! Tough! He's too dang tough! Yeah, this kid is only bound for bigger things, folks!''"
*"''Until next time, everyone... See ya!''"
*"''Keep sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong and you are D-E-A-D M-E-A-T.''" (email)
*"''Whoa! [[Bowser|Another fighter]]'s stormin' in, screamin' his fool head off about somethin'! Gonzales has lots of foes, folks! Some who don't even know his name! Will he live?''"
*"''Whoa! Great Gonzales lost! Who woulda thunk it, folks? Who was that mystery fighter, anyhoo? It's one mystery after another!''"
*"''Hoo! That's our Gonzales! He don't even bat an eye when some nut ambushes him! Tough! Yer too tough, son! And yer only gonna get tougher! Stay tuned, folks!''"
*"''...So you didn't find hide or hair of nobody in the storage room, that what yer sayin'?''"
*"''Well, no big deal either way. Ain't nothin' in there we'd miss too much anyway. Thanks fer stayin' on top of this, Jolene. Hey, an' by the way, any word on King K?''"
*"''Hoo, fighters have sure been goin' missin' a lot lately! That's the fifth this year! What in tarnation's goin' on? I even heard some [[Glitz Pit Security|security ijit]] sayin' the Pit's cursed!''"
*"''Well, fer the time bein', tell the other fellas that [[King K]] headed on home for a spell. If word gets out about missin' fighters, it sure ain't gonna be good for business, no siree! Nasty rumors have a way of sendin' folks runnin' to the hills, know what I mean?''"
*"''Y'know, Jolene... Yer a dang fine manager, but you just plumb disappear sometimes... I gotta know! Where in the world do you go, darlin'?''"
*"''Easy! Didn't mean to pry, now! How 'bout this, then... Heard of the [[Gold Star|Crystal Star]]?''"
*"''Okeydoke, well, I 'preciate yer time, Ms. Jolene. You go ahead an' run along, now, y'hear?''"
*"''Well, if this ain't a fine how-do-you-do! Seems like good fighters are a dyin' breed. That wild child Gonzales is just about the only draw I still got 'round here.''"
*"''What in the hey?!? Dang ceilin' is spookin' me! HEY! Somebody up there?''"
*"''...Hoo, nelly!''"
*"''Just a little ol' mouse... Here I am, thinkin' someone's up there a-peepin'!''"
*"''Just a little ol' mouse... Here I am, thinkin' someone's up there a-peepin'!''"
*"''Just a little ol' kitty... Here I am, thinkin' someone's up there a-peepin'!''"
*"''Just a little ol' kitty... Here I am, thinkin' someone's up there a-peepin'!''"
*"''Just a little burpin' beetle... Here I am, thinkin' someone's up there a-peepin'!''"
*"''Just a little burpin' beetle... Here I am, thinkin' someone's up there a-peepin'!''"
*"''I gotta relax... take some yoga classes or somethin'... Yep. Well, back to the ring!''"
*"''I gotta relax...take some yoga classes or somethin'... Yep. Well, back to the ring!''"
*"''Whoa! Hold the phone, folks! What in tarnation is goin' on here?!? The Great Gonzales is flyin' solo this time! How's he gonna survive all alone?''"
*"''This is your last warning! Stop snooping around about the Crystal Star! If you don't, you'll suffer the same fate as the others who have gone missing...''" (email)
*"''First to enter the ring... The Feral Nuclear Reactor! [[Rawk Hawk|RAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAWWWK!]]''"
*"''Whoa! Hold the phone, folks! What in tarnation is going on here?!? The Great Gonzales is flyin' solo this time! How's he gonna survive all alone?''"
*''And now for our challenger... The Merciless Executioner... The GRRREAT GOOONZALES!!!''"
*"''The Great Gonzales! Howdy! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! Well, guess what? Your next match is...THE TITLE MATCH! Hoooo-WEEEEE! Darn tootin'! You're up against the champ, Rawk Hawk! Now, I wanna see a fair an' excitin' match, so don't you let me down, now, you hear? Now listen, son: in this battle, I want you to use at least one special move, OK? The crowd needs somethin' flashy, you catch my drift? Give 'em a good show. Now get in there an' blow the roof off, son!''"
*"''I'll tell you what I saw, folks... A whuppin'!''"
*"''Now fer today's main event! The top dog of the major league... The Great Gonzales... ...Is finally gonna throw down with the champ! The one...the only...RAWK HAWK! First to enter the ring... The Feral Nuclear Reactor! [[Rawk Hawk|RAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAWWWK!]]''"
*"''Maybe I'm ol'-fashioned, but I care about my fighters, darn it!''"
*"''Hooooo, DOGGIES! Champ! How're you feelin', son? Yer challenger's a handful!''"
*"''Long's I got that baby workin' fer me, this ol' bod ain't NEVER gonna get weak!''"
*"''But the Great Gonzales made it to the top of the majors faster than anyone, ever! He even got up there faster than YOU did, Champ! What you got to say about that?''"
*"''I'd better keep this room locked tighter than a peanut–butter jar at a squirrel convention!''"
*"''And now for our challenger... The Merciless Executioner... THE GRRREAT GOOONZALES!!! ...Hold the phone, folks! What the hey's going on? What happened to the Great Gonzales?!?''"
*"''GREAT–GALLOPIN' [[Gulpit|GULPITS]]! How in tarnation did YOU get in here, son?''"
*"''Hoo-WEE! What a stupefyin' development, folks! Did the Great Gonzales really turn yella an' head fer the hills like a dog?!? I tell you what, folks... If he don't show soon, he's a-gonna forfeit the match!''"
*"''Well, slap me and call me Sassafras! Yer even starin' at my secret paper, too!''"
*"''! The moment you been waitin' for, folks! The Great Gonzales just entered the arena!''"
*"''Whoa, nelly! This ain't good...''"
*"''Just listen to this crowd hoot 'n' holler fer the challenger, Great Gonzales! Will his hammer of hurt 'n' harm be enough to rock the Rawk Hawk's socks? Now, at long last, the battle to end all battles is here! Let's keep it clean, boys!''"
*"''I gotta say, ya'll are a coupla slack–jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business...''"
*"''Folks, I feel like my eyes just popped outta my head! We got ourselves a miracle! Technique versus technique! Raw power versus raw power! A clash of superhumans! Folks, this was truly, honestly, without question, no doubt, absolutely... The most legendary, amazin', improbable, history-makin' bout of all TIME! And the victor in this match fer the ages was... THE GRRRREAT GONZAAALES! Congratulations, Gonzales! Yer the champion, son!! Give him a hand, folks! The new Glitz Pit champ! THE GRRRRREAT GONZALES!''"
*"''Now you know my big secret, I'm afraid yer gonna have to take a li'l old dirt nap.''"
*"''Well, you finally did it, son! Today's yer first day as the new champ! Here's yer [[Champ's Belt|belt]]!''"
*"''Tell you what: I'm gonna go ahead an' get you set up in the champ's room right away. Ms. Jolene, be a peach an' show Gonzales here the champion's room, OK?''"
*"''Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! Well, THAT'S in perfect condition, as usual! Yep, long as I got THAT baby workin' fer me, this ol' bod ain't NEVER gonna get weak! But I'm gonna have to watch my tootsies here fer a little bit... First I let that King K ijit walk in on me when I was with...THAT... An' now I can't shake the feelin' that Jolene an' Gonzales are onto me... Well, I guess I'll burn that bridge when the time comes. I'll just disappear 'em! Yep, just like I did to them others...like I did to [[Prince Mush]], the first champ!''"
*"''I better lock this room up tighter 'n a peanut butter jar at a squirrel convention. An' I'll just go ahead an' hide the paper relatin' to THAT in the desk drawer... There we go! Y'know what, though? Since I'm thinkin' aloud, here... Good fighters ain't nothin' to mess with. Even Rawk Hawk lost to Gonzales. This new champ might have to disappear purty soon. For my sake...''"
*"''GREAT GALLOPIN' [[Gulpit|GULPITS]]! How in tarnation did YOU get in here, son?''"
*"''Well, slap me an' call me Sassafras! Yer starin' at my secret paper, too!''"
*"''Whoa, nelly! This ain't good!''"
*"''I gotta say, y'all are a coupla slack–jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business...''"
*"''Now you know my big secret, I'm afraid yer gonna have to take a li'l ol' dirt nap.''"
*"''Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! How you like my machine? Pretty dang nice, huh?''"
*"''Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! How you like my machine? Pretty dang nice, huh?''"
*"''Yep, I've been suckin' power from the fighers with this baby! SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!''"
*"''Yep, I've been suckin' power from fighters with this baby! SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!''"
*"''Yer darn tootin'! An' you know why? 'Cause it keeps my bod forever young, son!''"
*"''Yer darn tootin'! An' you know why? 'Cause it keeps my bod forever young, son!''"
*"''Oh, just shut yer traps, now! I'll use MY [[Gold Star|Crystal Star]] however I dang please!''"
*"''Oh, just shut yer traps, now! I'll use MY [[Gold Star|Crystal Star]] however I dang please!''"
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*"''MAAAAAAAAAACHO GRUBBA!''"
*"''MAAAAAAAAAACHO GRUBBA!''"
*"''Hoo–wee! I'm gonna smoosh you guys into guacamole an' snack on YER energy, too!''"
*"''Hoo–wee! I'm gonna smoosh you guys into guacamole an' snack on YER energy, too!''"
*"''MAAAACHO! I'm a powerhouse now, you pesterin', li'l pieces of prairie piffle! So long's I have this here machine, my bod'll be rough, tough, an' ultrabuff!''"
*"''MAAAACHO! I'm a powerhouse now, you pesterin' li'l pieces of prairie piffle! So long's I have this here machine, my bod'll be rough, tough, an' ultrabuff!''"
*"''Oh yeah! Keep it spicy! You know I love a good tussle, Gonzales! Keep on scrappin', son! 'Course, it ain't gonna do you much good in the end...''"
*"''Oh yeah! Keep it spicy! You know I love a good tussle, Gonzales! Keep on scrappin', son! 'Course, it ain't gonna do you much good in the end...''"
*"''Not too shabby, Gonzales! You got showmanship, an' that's GOLD in this biz! But this here battle's just gettin' started! It's time I showed you some real moves! Back in the day, I had so many rump–kickin' moves, they had to make some illegal!''"
*"''Not too shabby, Gonzales! You got showmanship, an' that's GOLD in this biz! But this here battle's just gettin' started! It's time I showed you some real moves! Back in the day, I had so many rump–kickin' moves, they had to make some illegal!''"
*"''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! It ain't finished yet, Gonzales!!! Ain't over 'til it's over! That's way it is in combat sports, son! But lemme just tell YOU somethin'... Fortune's gonna smile on ME in the end, punk!''"
*"''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I ain't finished yet, Gonzales!!! Ain't over 'til it's over! That's the way it goes in combat sports, son! And lemme tell you somethin: fortune's gonna smile on me in the end, punk!''"
*"''Nooo... How'd a perfect bod like mine lose to such a chub? Urrgh... Great Gonzales... Great fight there, son. Great fight...''"
*"''YAAAAARGH!''"
*"''Noooo... How'd this happen? How could a perfect bod like mine lose to such a chub? Oh...Great...Gonzales... Great fight, there, son. Great...fight. Urrrrrrrrrgh...''"
*"''Urrrgh... Prince Mush... He... He...discovered the secret of my...power-suckin' machine... I had him...urgh...disappear. Any which way you look at it...oooog...he ain't around these parts no more.''"


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