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__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <noinclude><div class="shroomspring"></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[ | __NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <noinclude><div class="shroombg shroomspring"></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[File:fakenews.jpg|center]]</noinclude><includeonly><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2></includeonly></div> | ||
==Editorial== | ==Editorial== | ||
Huh? What are you doing here? | Huh? What are you doing here? | ||
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Expecting the Fake News? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME! | Expecting the Fake News? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME! | ||
[[File: | [[File:M&SATLOG Waluigi Shooting artwork.png|250px|LOOK AT HOW AWESOME WALUIGI IS.]][[File:WaluigiBrawlArtwork.jpg|250px|WALUIGI CAN TENNIS LIKE A PRO]][[File:Waluigisoccer.jpg|250px|HE CAN DO THIS TOO.]][[File:BitsizeWaluigiMP8.png|250px|EVERY '''BIT''' IS BRILLIANT.]] | ||
YES, THIS IS NOW THE WALUIGI NEWS. | YES, THIS IS NOW THE WALUIGI NEWS. | ||
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==[[File:Font TravelGuide.png]]== | ==[[File:Font TravelGuide.png]]== | ||
Written by: [[File:FakeIco PG6.png]] {{User|Pyro}} | Written by: [[File:FakeIco PG6.png]] {{User|Pyro}} | ||
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Found in the western edge of the lovely city of Rogueport, Westside Goods is a small, but amazing shop run by Peeka, one of Don Pianta's right hand men (or women in this case). Here, you can find several helpful items at a guaranteed low, low price! Here's a short summary of the items on sale; | Found in the western edge of the lovely city of Rogueport, Westside Goods is a small, but amazing shop run by Peeka, one of Don Pianta's right hand men (or women in this case). Here, you can find several helpful items at a guaranteed low, low price! Here's a short summary of the items on sale; | ||
[[File: | [[File:Life Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Life Shroom'''; Feeling like you're literally about to die? Pick one of these up, and you'll be up and alert in no time at all! Cost; 50 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Super Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Super Shroom'''; A delicious, healthy mushroom! Stock up on these and you might become immortal! Cost; 20 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Dried Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Dried Shroom'''; A particularly rancid-tasting mushroom. They're rarely eaten, but are awesome when used for pranks! Cost; 2 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Volt Shroom SPM.png]] '''Volt Shroom'''; Wanting to rekindle that spark of love with your man or lady? These shrooms will do just that! <s>and possibly electrocute your man or lady</s> Cost; 10 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Thunder Bolt TTYD.png]] '''Thunder Bolt'''; Feeling groggy in the morning and don't have time to make coffee? Thunder Bolts will wake you right up with a small zap! Cost; 10 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Dizzy Dial TTYD.png]] '''Dizzy Dial'''; Hold it up to your enemies to make their heads spin! (literally) But be careful, hold it for too long, and it'll be like you just touched a Fuzzy! Cost; 12 coins. | ||
And that is it for the great stock at Westside Goods. More information about other shops in other areas (or even dimensions) coming up in the next issue. This has been Goomba, signing out! | And that is it for the great stock at Westside Goods. More information about other shops in other areas (or even dimensions) coming up in the next issue. This has been Goomba, signing out! | ||
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Some users are special, this is just [[ | Some users are special, this is just [[mb:members/4580|aregularforumuser]] (literally). Bad puns aside, he asks: | ||
:'''Why did you want to make ask *insert user here*? Did you miss it after 3k stopped?''' | :'''Why did you want to make ask *insert user here*? Did you miss it after 3k stopped?''' | ||
:Few people may know this, and I had actually forgotten it, but this section wasn't originally Ask Tucayo. For the Fake News in Issue XII, there was supposed to be an '''Ask Jorge''' section, written by {{user|Paper Jorge}}, that never came to be. About a year later, I brought up in chat how I was thinking about making a reboot of the section, but assuming the personality of [[ZeldaWiki:Saria|Saria]]… And now this is where my memory fails me. If I remember correctly, Jorge was there and expressed interest in returning to the position; I agreed and signed him up for it, although he never wrote it. A couple of years passed and I decided to take it upon myself to bring back this section that sounded to interesting to me, [[The_'Shroom:Issue_XLI/Fake_News#Ask_Tucayo|and so I did]]. My version of the section had a six-issue run, and, after that, {{user|MST3K}} [[ | :Few people may know this, and I had actually forgotten it, but this section wasn't originally Ask Tucayo. For the Fake News in Issue XII, there was supposed to be an '''Ask Jorge''' section, written by {{user|Paper Jorge}}, that never came to be. About a year later, I brought up in chat how I was thinking about making a reboot of the section, but assuming the personality of [[ZeldaWiki:Saria|Saria]]… And now this is where my memory fails me. If I remember correctly, Jorge was there and expressed interest in returning to the position; I agreed and signed him up for it, although he never wrote it. A couple of years passed and I decided to take it upon myself to bring back this section that sounded to interesting to me, [[The_'Shroom:Issue_XLI/Fake_News#Ask_Tucayo|and so I did]]. My version of the section had a six-issue run, and, after that, {{user|MST3K}} [[mb:threads/9946|took over]] '''Ask Tucayo''', obviously renaming it '''Ask '3K'''. Over a year later, 3K announced he didn't have the time to carry on with the section; so, starting on Issue 64, I returned for a second run of '''Ask Tucayo'''. So yes, you could say I missed the section. | ||
[[ | [[mb:members/4622|Tantusar]], whose name I had misread as "Tantasaur", wants to know: | ||
:'''Is there any chance of Ask Tucayo ever coming back?''' | :'''Is there any chance of Ask Tucayo ever coming back?''' | ||
:I don't want to give anyone false hopes, so I'll say no, I don't see myself returning to this section as the regular writer. Maybe for a special section in a distant future, but I have no current plans; I'll just focus on my other sections for the time being. I'll be sure to send in questions for the next | :I don't want to give anyone false hopes, so I'll say no, I don't see myself returning to this section as the regular writer. Maybe for a special section in a distant future, but I have no current plans; I'll just focus on my other sections for the time being. I'll be sure to send in questions for the next writer. | ||
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By [[User:Tucayo|You know who...]] | By [[User:Tucayo|You know who...]] | ||
So, welcome to this new section. What is this about? Well, you NEED TO [ | So, welcome to this new section. What is this about? Well, you NEED TO [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=557 PM me] a question, it can be about ANYTHING, and then I'll answer it in the next month's issue. Go. Now. </blockquote> | ||
:'''Sorry, your application was denied.''' | :'''Sorry, your application was denied.''' | ||
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