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__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <noinclude><div class="shroomspring"></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[ | __NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <noinclude><div class="shroombg shroomspring"></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[File:fakenews.jpg|center]]</noinclude><includeonly><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2></includeonly></div> | ||
==Editorial== | ==Editorial== | ||
Huh? What are you doing here? | Huh? What are you doing here? | ||
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Expecting the Fake News? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME! | Expecting the Fake News? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME! | ||
[[File: | [[File:M&SATLOG Waluigi Shooting artwork.png|250px|LOOK AT HOW AWESOME WALUIGI IS.]][[File:WaluigiBrawlArtwork.jpg|250px|WALUIGI CAN TENNIS LIKE A PRO]][[File:Waluigisoccer.jpg|250px|HE CAN DO THIS TOO.]][[File:BitsizeWaluigiMP8.png|250px|EVERY '''BIT''' IS BRILLIANT.]] | ||
YES, THIS IS NOW THE WALUIGI NEWS. | YES, THIS IS NOW THE WALUIGI NEWS. | ||
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[[File:Life Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Life Shroom'''; Feeling like you're literally about to die? Pick one of these up, and you'll be up and alert in no time at all! Cost; 50 coins.<br> | [[File:Life Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Life Shroom'''; Feeling like you're literally about to die? Pick one of these up, and you'll be up and alert in no time at all! Cost; 50 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Super Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Super Shroom'''; A delicious, healthy mushroom! Stock up on these and you might become immortal! Cost; 20 coins.<br> | ||
[[File:Dried Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Dried Shroom'''; A particularly rancid-tasting mushroom. They're rarely eaten, but are awesome when used for pranks! Cost; 2 coins.<br> | [[File:Dried Shroom TTYD.png]] '''Dried Shroom'''; A particularly rancid-tasting mushroom. They're rarely eaten, but are awesome when used for pranks! Cost; 2 coins.<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:Volt Shroom SPM.png]] '''Volt Shroom'''; Wanting to rekindle that spark of love with your man or lady? These shrooms will do just that! <s>and possibly electrocute your man or lady</s> Cost; 10 coins.<br> | ||
[[File:Thunder Bolt TTYD.png]] '''Thunder Bolt'''; Feeling groggy in the morning and don't have time to make coffee? Thunder Bolts will wake you right up with a small zap! Cost; 10 coins.<br> | [[File:Thunder Bolt TTYD.png]] '''Thunder Bolt'''; Feeling groggy in the morning and don't have time to make coffee? Thunder Bolts will wake you right up with a small zap! Cost; 10 coins.<br> | ||
[[File:Dizzy Dial TTYD.png]] '''Dizzy Dial'''; Hold it up to your enemies to make their heads spin! (literally) But be careful, hold it for too long, and it'll be like you just touched a Fuzzy! Cost; 12 coins. | [[File:Dizzy Dial TTYD.png]] '''Dizzy Dial'''; Hold it up to your enemies to make their heads spin! (literally) But be careful, hold it for too long, and it'll be like you just touched a Fuzzy! Cost; 12 coins. | ||
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Some users are special, this is just [[ | Some users are special, this is just [[mb:members/4580|aregularforumuser]] (literally). Bad puns aside, he asks: | ||
:'''Why did you want to make ask *insert user here*? Did you miss it after 3k stopped?''' | :'''Why did you want to make ask *insert user here*? Did you miss it after 3k stopped?''' | ||
:Few people may know this, and I had actually forgotten it, but this section wasn't originally Ask Tucayo. For the Fake News in Issue XII, there was supposed to be an '''Ask Jorge''' section, written by {{user|Paper Jorge}}, that never came to be. About a year later, I brought up in chat how I was thinking about making a reboot of the section, but assuming the personality of [[ZeldaWiki:Saria|Saria]]… And now this is where my memory fails me. If I remember correctly, Jorge was there and expressed interest in returning to the position; I agreed and signed him up for it, although he never wrote it. A couple of years passed and I decided to take it upon myself to bring back this section that sounded to interesting to me, [[The_'Shroom:Issue_XLI/Fake_News#Ask_Tucayo|and so I did]]. My version of the section had a six-issue run, and, after that, {{user|MST3K}} [[ | :Few people may know this, and I had actually forgotten it, but this section wasn't originally Ask Tucayo. For the Fake News in Issue XII, there was supposed to be an '''Ask Jorge''' section, written by {{user|Paper Jorge}}, that never came to be. About a year later, I brought up in chat how I was thinking about making a reboot of the section, but assuming the personality of [[ZeldaWiki:Saria|Saria]]… And now this is where my memory fails me. If I remember correctly, Jorge was there and expressed interest in returning to the position; I agreed and signed him up for it, although he never wrote it. A couple of years passed and I decided to take it upon myself to bring back this section that sounded to interesting to me, [[The_'Shroom:Issue_XLI/Fake_News#Ask_Tucayo|and so I did]]. My version of the section had a six-issue run, and, after that, {{user|MST3K}} [[mb:threads/9946|took over]] '''Ask Tucayo''', obviously renaming it '''Ask '3K'''. Over a year later, 3K announced he didn't have the time to carry on with the section; so, starting on Issue 64, I returned for a second run of '''Ask Tucayo'''. So yes, you could say I missed the section. | ||
[[ | [[mb:members/4622|Tantusar]], whose name I had misread as "Tantasaur", wants to know: | ||
:'''Is there any chance of Ask Tucayo ever coming back?''' | :'''Is there any chance of Ask Tucayo ever coming back?''' | ||
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By [[User:Tucayo|You know who...]] | By [[User:Tucayo|You know who...]] | ||
So, welcome to this new section. What is this about? Well, you NEED TO [ | So, welcome to this new section. What is this about? Well, you NEED TO [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=557 PM me] a question, it can be about ANYTHING, and then I'll answer it in the next month's issue. Go. Now. </blockquote> | ||
:'''Sorry, your application was denied.''' | :'''Sorry, your application was denied.''' | ||