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==Director’s Notes==
==Director’s Notes==
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==Fake Game: ''Super Mario: World of Mushroom==
==Fake Game: ''Super Mario: World of Mushroom==
by {{User|Edofenrir}}
by {{User|Edofenrir}}
[[Image:WoM_Cover.jpg|thumb|'''''Super Mario: World of Mushroom''''' boxart.]]
[[File:WoM_Cover.jpg|thumb|'''''Super Mario: World of Mushroom''''' boxart.]]
Greetings, dear readers of The ’Shroom. This is Edofenrir, and today we are going to check out another yet-to-be-revealed game from Nintendo’s secret treasure vault. This month Nintendo seems to explore a whole new genre, but let us first see how I got my hands on this brand new info.
Greetings, dear readers of The ’Shroom. This is Edofenrir, and today we are going to check out another yet-to-be-revealed game from Nintendo’s secret treasure vault. This month Nintendo seems to explore a whole new genre, but let us first see how I got my hands on this brand new info.


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|colspan="2"|<center>''As of the beginning of day 8''</center>
|colspan="2"|<center>''As of the beginning of day 8''</center>
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|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[Image:WoM_DRH.png|150px|center]]}}}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Doomdrael Ravenhunter'''
!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Doomdrael Ravenhunter'''
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|colspan="2"|Blooper… Oh hey, that’s me! I’m a Blooper Ninja, yay! Anyway, I am the group’s swift guy and as such have the highest agility. Very suited for doing quick attacks.
|colspan="2"|Blooper… Oh hey, that’s me! I’m a Blooper Ninja, yay! Anyway, I am the group’s swift guy and as such have the highest agility. Very suited for doing quick attacks.
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|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[Image:WoM_2257.png|150px|center]]}}}
|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[File:WoM_2257.png|150px|center]]}}}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''2257 the Great, Destroyer of Planets'''
!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''2257 the Great, Destroyer of Planets'''
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|colspan="2"|Our main melee guy, despite his low HP. Can club things with his bone club and does undead things like auto-reviving himself.
|colspan="2"|Our main melee guy, despite his low HP. Can club things with his bone club and does undead things like auto-reviving himself.
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|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[Image:WoM_Laurus.png|150px|center]]}}}
|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[File:WoM_Laurus.png|150px|center]]}}}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Laurus'''
!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Laurus'''
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|colspan="2"|Our secondary melee guy. Fights with fruit, but secretly dreams of wielding a sword.
|colspan="2"|Our secondary melee guy. Fights with fruit, but secretly dreams of wielding a sword.
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|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[Image:WoM_Walkazo.png|150px|center]]}}}
|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[File:WoM_Walkazo.png|150px|center]]}}}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Walkazo'''
!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Walkazo'''
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|colspan="2"|As an offensive-aligned mage, she is our damage dealing unit. She also comes up with the most strategy and saves us when <s>I screw up</s> something happens.
|colspan="2"|As an offensive-aligned mage, she is our damage dealing unit. She also comes up with the most strategy and saves us when <s>I screw up</s> something happens.
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|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[Image:WoM_SMB.png|150px|center]]}}}
|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[File:WoM_SMB.png|150px|center]]}}}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''SMB'''
!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''SMB'''
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|colspan="2"|Our versatile guy. His usefulness depends on the monsters he befriends. He has to make pacts before he is of any use, though.
|colspan="2"|Our versatile guy. His usefulness depends on the monsters he befriends. He has to make pacts before he is of any use, though.
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|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[Image:WoM_Stoobario.png|100px|center]]}}}
|colspan="2"|{{{image|[[File:WoM_Stoobario.png|100px|center]]}}}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Stoobario'''
!colspan="2" style="font-size:125%" |'''Stoobario'''
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|colspan=3|'''Toads'''
|colspan=3|'''Toads'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Toad1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Toad1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Toad2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Toad2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Toad3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Toad3.png|100px]]
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!Toad Soldier<br>''Spears''<br>A balanced melee unit. Can randomly begin to panic in battle.
!Toad Soldier<br>''Spears''<br>A balanced melee unit. Can randomly begin to panic in battle.
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|colspan=3|'''Goombas'''
|colspan=3|'''Goombas'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Goomba1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Goomba1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Goomba2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Goomba2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Goomba3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Goomba3.png|100px]]
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!Spiky Goomba<br>''Weird hats''<br>Classic offensive melee unit. Attacks with its head.
!Spiky Goomba<br>''Weird hats''<br>Classic offensive melee unit. Attacks with its head.
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|colspan=3|'''Koopas'''
|colspan=3|'''Koopas'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Koopa1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Koopa1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Koopa2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Koopa2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Koopa3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Koopa3.png|100px]]
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!Hammer Bro.<br>''Hammers''<br>Classic defensive melee unit. Gets to wield the best weapons in the game.
!Hammer Bro.<br>''Hammers''<br>Classic defensive melee unit. Gets to wield the best weapons in the game.
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|colspan=3|'''Yoshis'''
|colspan=3|'''Yoshis'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Yoshi1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Yoshi1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Yoshi2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Yoshi2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Yoshi3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Yoshi3.png|100px]]
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!Yoshi Scout<br>''Whistles''<br>Classic beast master unit. Tames and controls monsters in battle.
!Yoshi Scout<br>''Whistles''<br>Classic beast master unit. Tames and controls monsters in battle.
!Yoshi Shaman<br>''Magical Rods''<br>Uses nature magic to trap enemies with vines and drop Chomp Rocks on them.
!Yoshi Shaman<br>''Magical Rods''<br>Uses nature magic to trap enemies with vines and drop Chomp Rocks on them.
!Yoshi Melonhead<br>''Fruit''<br>A hybrid class that combines close–range and ranged combat. Can also heat its weapon to restore health.
!Yoshi Melonhead<br>''Fruit''<br>A hybrid class that combines close–range and ranged combat. Can also eat its weapon to restore health.
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|colspan=3|'''Shy Guys'''
|colspan=3|'''Shy Guys'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_ShyGuy1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_ShyGuy1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_ShyGuy2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_ShyGuy2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_ShyGuy3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_ShyGuy3.png|100px]]
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!Bandit<br>''hands''<br>Known as the “Fist of the Mushroom”. Fights with his hands and energy attacks.
!Bandit<br>''hands''<br>Known as the “Fist of the Mushroom”. Fights with his hands and energy attacks.
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|colspan=3|'''Spooks'''
|colspan=3|'''Spooks'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Spook1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Spook1.png|100px]]
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![[File:WoM_Classes_Spook2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Spook3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Spook3.png|100px]]
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!Dry Bones<br>''Bone Clubs''<br>Offensive melee unit. Has very low HP but can revive itself as long as it has FP.
!Dry Bones<br>''Bone Clubs''<br>Offensive melee unit. Has very low HP but can revive itself as long as it has FP.
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|colspan=3|'''Metal Beings'''
|colspan=3|'''Metal Beings'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Metal1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Metal1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Metal2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Metal2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Metal3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Metal3.png|100px]]
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!Chomp<br>''Braces''<br>A melee unit that combines offensive and defensive qualities.
!Chomp<br>''Braces''<br>A melee unit that combines offensive and defensive qualities.
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|colspan=3|'''Sea Creatures'''
|colspan=3|'''Sea Creatures'''
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![[Image:WoM_Classes_Fish1.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Fish1.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Fish2.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Fish2.png|100px]]
![[Image:WoM_Classes_Fish3.png|100px]]
![[File:WoM_Classes_Fish3.png|100px]]
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!Cheep Cheep<br>''Tridents''<br>This unit combines close-range melee with basic attack magic.
!Cheep Cheep<br>''Tridents''<br>This unit combines close-range melee with basic attack magic.
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After spending a relatively short time on the character selection screen I settled for a Blooper wearing a toga for some reason. I named him “Doomdrael Ravenhunter”, which is a really cool sounding name, hands down. Then I dressed my Blooper up like a ninja, and finally I began playing the actual game.
After spending a relatively short time on the character selection screen I settled for a Blooper wearing a toga for some reason. I named him “Doomdrael Ravenhunter”, which is a really cool sounding name, hands down. Then I dressed my Blooper up like a ninja, and finally I began playing the actual game.


[[Image:WoM_CharScreen.png|thumb|left|The character creation screen provides many interesting design options.]]
[[File:WoM_CharScreen.png|thumb|left|The character creation screen provides many interesting design options.]]
So, the game began with Doomdrael being washed ashore, having lost all his memories of past happenings. So far, so good. I looked around and found myself on a deserted coast, being stripped of everything I had, including a weapon. I checked the manual and found out that my character uses hats with various blades attached to them as a weapon. My chances of finding something crazy like that in the wild were pretty slim. Fortunately I managed to come across a shop (in a cave) specialized in exactly that kind of contraptions made from driftwood. Since I was in a desperate situation I decided to buy one of the weird hats, but when I questioned the shop owner’s logic for setting up a hat shop at a deserted coast, he got angry and threw me out.
So, the game began with Doomdrael being washed ashore, having lost all his memories of past happenings. So far, so good. I looked around and found myself on a deserted coast, being stripped of everything I had, including a weapon. I checked the manual and found out that my character uses hats with various blades attached to them as a weapon. My chances of finding something crazy like that in the wild were pretty slim. Fortunately I managed to come across a shop (in a cave) specialized in exactly that kind of contraptions made from driftwood. Since I was in a desperate situation I decided to buy one of the weird hats, but when I questioned the shop owner’s logic for setting up a hat shop at a deserted coast, he got angry and threw me out.


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===Day 9: More Fate and Stuff===
===Day 9: More Fate and Stuff===
[[Image:WoM_Shopping.png|thumb|Walkazo and I on a shopping trip. Wait, what? When did she say that? I probably should have looked at these images before.]]
[[File:WoM_Shopping.png|thumb|Walkazo and I on a shopping trip. Wait, what? When did she say that? I probably should have looked at these images before.]]
The next day we managed to get back to the small town and presented the bagel to the old man. “Well done, young travelers,” the old man said while eating our hard-earned bagel, “Anyone who can get a bagel is worthy of being called a great hero. Now you must visit the Town of No Name, just across vicious Placeholder Mountains. You must do this because it is your destiny. But before that you should spend all your money in this town, because nothing is more fun than traveling with your pockets full of trash that slows you down.”
The next day we managed to get back to the small town and presented the bagel to the old man. “Well done, young travelers,” the old man said while eating our hard-earned bagel, “Anyone who can get a bagel is worthy of being called a great hero. Now you must visit the Town of No Name, just across vicious Placeholder Mountains. You must do this because it is your destiny. But before that you should spend all your money in this town, because nothing is more fun than traveling with your pockets full of trash that slows you down.”


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by {{User|Baby Mario Bloops}}
by {{User|Baby Mario Bloops}}


He hasn’t sent his in yet, but he told me he would be late, so no worries.
Hiya everyone, and welcome to another Cooking Guide issue! This is Baby Mario Bloops, your one and only host. Due to unknown reasons, we had all the special guest unable to attend to, so <s>we saved a lot of money</s> it will just be me again.
 
Today, I am making the rare and delicious [[Sky Juice]]!!!
 
Basically, I will show a better way to make the recipe. <s>I'm going to freak out if you don't get this by now.</s> First off, you need:
 
*A pound of [[Blue Apple|Blue]], [[Black Apple|Black]], [[Pink Apple|Pink]], [[Red Apple|Red]], and/or [[Yellow Apple|Yellow]] Apple
*A [[Honey Syrup|Honey]], [[Maple Syrup|Maple]], or [[Jammin' Jelly|Jelly]] Syrup
*A blender
*A mixing bowl and spoon
*A lot of water
*A Fancy glass cup
*A working fridge
 
#Say your prayers, and kill yourself. If you are good, you will go straight to the [[Overthere]]. If a bad person, you will deal with the [[Underwhere]], which will take you longer to travel to the apples.
#Climb up to any random tree in the overthere and hammer it until you get an apple to come down. Whatever you do, don't take a bite, for you will go a turn of the worse.
#Butter up [[Grambi]] until you can go back to living.
#Go to the nearest store and buy whatever syrup you want.
#Bring all the supplies to your kitchen.
#Put the apples into the blender, and set it for low. Gradually pour water into the blender until it reaches the top. Keep it running.
#Get the fancy glass cup and pour the syrup of your choice in. It will get it a more sweeter taste as you drink.
#Put the cup in the fridge for about 3 hours.
#Once it has been an hour, turn off the blinder and let the apple slush settle down at room temperature.
#After the hours have past, mix together the honey and apple into the fancy glass cup, and leave it in the freezer until ready to serve.
#Now completed, enjoy this delicious frosty treat whenever the [[Angry Sun]] comes over the summer!


==Fake Ads==
==Fake Ads==
by {{User|Gamefreak75}}
by {{User|Gamefreak75}}


[[Image:SMG2 CloudFLower.JPG]]
[[File:SMG2 Cloudflower.png|75px]]


As you all know, [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]] will be released in about a week…*audience applauds*
As you all know, [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]] will be released in about a week…*audience applauds*
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With this you will gain the ability to create clouds. These clouds can make you reach a new high, and I mean a serious high, like hundreds of feet in the air high. What’s even cooler, is that when you spin, you will literally fart a cloud that you can stand on.
With this you will gain the ability to create clouds. These clouds can make you reach a new high, and I mean a serious high, like hundreds of feet in the air high. What’s even cooler, is that when you spin, you will literally fart a cloud that you can stand on.


One of our [[Special:MyPage|customers|Who is it?!]] stated “''Wow! I am so high right now. I mean, I can literally touch the clouds. It’s like I’m walking on air.''” And indeed he/she was walking on air.
One of our [[Special:MyPage|customers]] stated “''Wow! I am so high right now. I mean, I can literally touch the clouds. It’s like I’m walking on air.''” And indeed he/she was walking on air.


Order now and you will receive this product, along with this super cool [[Brick Block]], because nobody seemed to buy them. <small>Please, my house is cluttered...</small>
Order now and you will receive this product, along with this super cool [[Brick Block]], because nobody seemed to buy them. <small>Please, my house is cluttered...</small>


'''Warning: Don’t overdose with this product. You may get too high and die.! ;)'''
'''Warning: Don’t overdose on this product. You may get too high and die.! ;)'''
 
==Interview==
by {{User|Baby Mario Bloops}}
 
Hello and welcome to an exciting issue of the interview with the host that goes by Baby Mario Bloops! Today we will bring out spotlight on a character that has much to talk about, with many ablities that helped Mario greatly in one of his adventures. Give it up to [[Vivian]]! Let us begin...
 
Baby Mario Bloops: Hi! How are you?
 
Vivian: Not bad, a little tired, but I get use to it.
 
Baby Mario Bloops: That's right, you live in [[Twilight Town]]. So how are your sisters doing?
 
Vivian: Oh, them, yeah. I guess you could say that are doing fine, but ever since our [[Shadow Queen]] passed away, they are a little feeble.
 
Baby Mario Bloops: Oh well, she did want evil brought out, but at least you helped [[Mario]].
 
Vivian: Oh, yeah, that was so much fun with Mario!
 
Baby Mario Bloops: We bet, since you love him, and don't deny it as we can see it in your eyes!
 
Vivian: ...So you got me, but he is better off with [[Peach]].
 
Baby Mario Bloops: Agreed. So, here is a good question. Are you male or female if I may ask?
 
Vivian: ...I'm considered female in some areas, yet male in other areas. I don't get it, who said I'm male or female?
 
Baby Mario Bloops: Wait? What did you say?
 
Vivian: We are genderless, just shadows of everyday life. That is why we are able to hide in the ground, simply because we are basically shadows.
 
Baby Mario Bloops: Oh! That makes more sense. Well, I think that is about that time to cut off and say goodbye. Any last words?
 
Vivian: Ummmmmmmm, I know! Mario, if you ever need help again, you know my number!
 
Baby Mario Bloops: ....Okay, I hope I never hear that again.
 
Vivian: Sorry, just had to get that out.
 
Baby Mario Bloops: Well, goodbye Vivian and hope to possibly see you in the nearby future. And to all of you reading, I will see you next month and don't forget my 1st user birthday is around the corner. Bye!!!!!


==Fake Sports==
==Fake Sports==
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