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[[File:PMTTYD Piratesgrotto Goomgoom.png|thumb|'''Goom Goom''']]

{{quote|Whoa! How very, um... What's WRONG with you, huh? This is some crusty old dude! Do I look like I date old Bob-ombs? This is all wrong! Remember what I told you?|Goom Goom|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door}}

'''Goom Goom''' is a [[Goomba]] found in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. After taking on his [[Trouble Center|trouble]], [[Mario]] discovered Goom Goom in the [[Pirate's Grotto]]'s storeroom. Goom Goom was looking for a female companion, and, as such, Mario introduced his traveling companion [[Goombella]] to the lonely Goomba. However, Goombella rejected Goom Goom. Heart-broken, Goom Goom ran away, dropping a [[Couple's Cake]] on the way out. Goom Goom will only like Goombella; if Mario shows him a different party member, even if the party member is female, he will not like them and turn each one of them down.

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[[File:Goom Goom showing love.png|thumb|right|250px|Goom Goom showing his love to [[Goombella]].]]

If [[Mario]] shows him a partner other than [[Goombella]], Goom Goom will have a few sentences to say.

*'''On [[Koops]]:''' ''Whoa! That is one attractive shell...but that makes you...a [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]] of some kind. Not only that, but you're a dude. This is all wrong!''

*:'''Response:''' ''Wow. I am not feeling attractive right now...''

*'''On [[Flurrie]]:''' ''Whoa! Now that is a very glamorous woman, indeed... But you're kind of...old... And you're not even a [[Goomba]]! This is all wrong!''

*:'''Response:''' ''Well, I never! How rude! Go get your eyes checked, young man! I am a PRIZE!''

*'''On [[Yoshi (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|the Yoshi]]:''' ''Whoa! Hey... You're petite, just like I asked... But you're a [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]]! This is all totally wrong!''

*:'''Response:''' ''Hey, take a long walk off a short pier, you dork! Who'd date you, anyway?''

*'''On [[Vivian]]:''' ''Whoa! You sure are cute... But, um... That whole goth [[Shadow Sirens|shadow]] thing is a bit... Creepy! There, I said it! This is all so very wrong!''

*:'''Response:''' ''You're not really doing much to impress me either, bud!''

*'''On [[Admiral Bobbery]]:''' ''Whoa! How very, um... What's WRONG with you, huh? This is some crusty old dude! Do I look like I date old [[Bob-omb]]s? This is all wrong!''

*:'''Response:''' ''Well, you're hardly my type, either, you young scallywag!''

*'''On [[Ms. Mowz]]:''' ''Whoa! Well, well, well... This IS a cutie, oh yes... But you're some sort of [[Little Mouser|rat]]! Close, but no [[Goomba]]! This is all so very wrong!''

*:'''Response:''' ''Mmmm... I'd stay out of dark alleys for a little while if I were you...''

If [[Mario]] shows him [[Goombella]], he will say this before he talks to her:

<blockquote>''Whoa! Yeah! Wow! Yow! She's cute! REALLY cute! And that ponytail! Man! Perfect! Slam dunk, man! Yes! Suh-lam duh-unk! This may be a bit soon... But I have to confess my love to this girl!</blockquote>

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|Jap=クリチェロ<ref>[http://themushroomkingdom.net/pmttyd_j2e.shtml "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door: From Japanese to English"]. (June 1, 2014). ''The Mushroom Kingdom.'' Retrieved December 31, 2014.</ref>

|JapM=Pun on ''Kuribō'', Goomba's Japanese name and "Marcello", a common Italian masculine name.

|Fra=Goombanova

|FraM=Cross between "Goomba" and "Casanova"

|GerM=Cross between "Gumba" (German for Goomba) and "Umberto" (Italian given name)

|ItaM=The sign "AAA" is often used at the beginning in ads, but it has only a pratical function; Ads are always paginated in alphabetical order, and this sign's aim is to make the ad appear before the others}}

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