List of Ashley quotes

This is a list of quotes by Ashley.

General

• "Pretty good!"
• "Hocus-pocus!"
• "Ridiculous!"
• "That's right!"
• "Finally..."
• "You're next."
• "Incredible!"
• "Good try."
• "Abysmal..."
• "Pathetic!"
• "Not bad..."
• "Diabolical!"
• "Curses!"
• "That's right."
• "Lame!"
• "Wicked..."
• "Done."

Video games

WarioWare: Touched!

• "I'm Ashley, and I hope you find my microgames a Total Drag. Good luck trying not to embarrass yourself! (There's no way you'll ever, ever, EVER score over 30 points! Ever.)"
• "Just drag stuff. Even you can do that."
• "Everyone loves me 'cause I've got a bewitching personality!"
• "All you have to do is grab stuff and move it around! But, I'm sure you'll still find a way to mess it up!"
• "...That's OK. I've got it figured out."
• "I'll just use you [as an ingredient] instead."

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

• "I'm Ashley. This is Red. I know all about forms, but who needs forms when you have magic? I'll watch you do them instead."
• "Ashley here. I guess forms are more useful than I thought. Give it a try, <player's name>!"

WarioWare: D.I.Y.

• "I'm... Ashley. You're wondering… what I'm up to? Just open your eyes... It'll all become clear."
• "Dance 'til dawn? I don't do that."
• "Cityscape at night? Big deal."
• "I don't WANT to be cheered up."
• "Me, tanning? Not likely."

Game & Wario

• "I'm Ashley. Join me and Red on a side-scrolling nightmare of seriously sickening sweetness."
• (after seeing a picture book page depicting monsters) "That's so cool!"
• "Red, cut it out, or I'm leaving you behind!"

WarioWare Gold

Story

• "Hm?"
• "Uh-oh."
• "Never heard of him."
• "I'll take care of it."
• "Eh."
• "Obviously. You're my ride."
• "It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."
• "It's finished."
• "I brought this...garlic."
• "Did you say...next time?"
• "No, it doesn't."
• "That was easy."
• "Huh? What's going on?"
• "You guys are so loud..."

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Aha."
• "Ah..."
• "Not bad."
• "I see..."
• "Acceptable."
• "Better."
• "Hm."
• "Pretty good."
• "Wicked."
• "Making progress."
• "Bravo."
• "Interesting..." — Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Hanging by a thread." — Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Stick with it." — Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "That was close." — Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Can't fool you." — Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "Hmm..."
• "Lackluster..."
• "Figures..."
• "Disappointing..."
• "You must be cursed..."
• "Soooo..." — One life left
• "Last chance." — One life left
• "This isn't working..." — Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Hello?" — Idling
• "Gotcha." — Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "Ready?" — Start/Restart
• "Hocus pocus..." — Start/Restart
• "Let's go." — Start/Restart
• "Watch out..." — Speed up
• "Can you keep up?" — Speed up
• "It's time." — Boss microgame
• "One last shot." — Boss microgame with only one life
• "I'm impressed..." — 1-up
• "You needed that..." - 1-up after only one life
• "This should be fun..." — Bonus
• "You had it easy..." — Level up
• "Next time..." — Game Over
• "Too bad..." — Game Over
• "If you insist..." — Continuing
• "New high score? Cool." — New high score
• "Hm. I'm impressed." — Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Look at that." — Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "That was easy." — Story complete
• "Good for you." — Outro
• "Oh, well." — Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "I'm Ashley. And you are?"
• "Mind your own business."
• "What's wrong?"
• "I'll take care of it."
• "Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."
• "Maybe."
• "Thanks."

B-rank

• "Hmmm..."
• "What?"
• "Are you bored?"
• "Hmm."
• "Okay."
• "What's that smell?"
• "Phew."

Pumpkin Panic

• "Ah!" — Attack
• "Hm!" — Attack
• "Ouch!" — Damage
• "Ugh!" — Damage
• "How magical." — Special attack
• "Good for you." — New high score
• "I'll be the world's greatest witch." — Scoring very high
• "Friends? Okay." — Scoring very high
• "Nothing scares you..." — Scoring high
• "Not a fan..." — Scoring average
• "Phew." — Scoring low
• "You still here?" — Idling

Unused

• "Uhhh...?"
• "Did you say.... "Next time"?!"
• "... No, it DOESN'T!"

Miscellaneous

Smooth Moves blog

• 「・・・ ・・・みんな・・・ ・・・キライ。」 "Everyone... I hate you."

Miiverse Sketch Masterpiece video

• (on a drawing of a skull with two mouths) 「・・・クチが２個・・・あるわ・・・　・・・あ・・・下のは・・・アゴ？」 "...There's....two mouths.... ...ah...the one on the bottom is...a jaw?"
• (on a drawing of a skull with eyes and hairs) 「まだ・・・ホネじゃない・・・髪・・・生えてるし・・・」 "It's still...not bones... There's still hair...growing..."
• (on a drawing of a skeleton with her hairstyle) 「！？・・・これ・・・アシュリー？・・・かっこいい！」 "!?...Is this...Ashley?...Cool!"
• (on a drawing of a skeleton below a rainbow) 「・・・アートね・・・」 "...Art..."
• (on a drawing of a saddened skull face) 「ホネにしては・・・ふくよかね・・・」 "...For bones it's rather... Plump..."
• (on a scribbled skeleton drawing) 「・・・こわさが・・・足りない・・・　・・・でも・・・キライじゃない・・・」 "...Lacks...scariness... ...but...I don't dislike it..."