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Luigi time!
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=Austin Powers + Mario = | =Austin Powers + Mario: King Boo Doesn't Like Chocolate= | ||
''*''WARNING:contains references to swear-words.''*'' | |||
[[Bowser]]: Okay, then. I guess [[Bowser Jr.]] won't get any CHOCOLATE. | |||
''*''Jr. wakes up and falls down, then gets back up''*'' | |||
Bowser: He's okay! here's the chocolate Jr. | |||
''*''Bowser gives Jr. the box of [[chocolate]]''*'' | |||
Bowser: Check out Jr. he's gone mental on account of the chocolate, it's like catnip for baby koopas. | |||
''*''A [[Monty Mole]] gives Bowser his chair''*'' | |||
Monty Mole:Your chair, Master Koopa. | |||
Bowser:Thankyou-- WHOOAA! | |||
''*''Bowser stares at the Monty Mole''*'' | |||
Bowser: ''*''Wheeses''*'' Uh, thankyou, scadaddle...right...''*''snaps out of it''*'' Y'know, when you have kids and Minions I think you're gonna find that all of them are different, eh? | |||
[[Kamek]]: Yah. | |||
Bowser: Yah. | |||
Kamek: Yaaah. | |||
Bowser: Yah. | |||
Kamek: Yah. | |||
Bowser: Yah. | |||
Kamek: Yaaah. | |||
Bowser:Yah, For example, Jr. loves chocolate, [[King Boo]] DON'T.''*''stares at King Boo''*'' | |||
King Boo: What, I like chocolate it's just-- | |||
Bowser: King Boo Don't! | |||
King Boo:Yeah, Well this is very familiar, hang on let me do what I do, Uh-- Would you stop? | |||
Bowser:''*''in strange voice''*'' HowBoutyoudowa? | |||
King Boo:How 'Bout I what? | |||
Bowser:HowBowYaDoway- | |||
King Boo: what're you-- | |||
Bowser: HowBowYouDowa- | |||
King Boo:I don't even-- | |||
Bowser:HowBowYouDoway. | |||
King Boo: Honestly, isn't this-- | |||
Bowser:''*''stops funny voice''*'' How 'Bout you don't, Ladies and Gentlemen, King Boo don't. | |||
Ludwig:''*''Clears throat''*'' King Dad, Perhaps it's time that you finished unveiling your plan. | |||
Bowser: Yes, thankyou Ludwig, Ladies and Gentlemen, My plan is-- King Boo don't. | |||
King Boo: Oh, come on, you're such a lame''***''! | |||
Bowser: ''*''Mimicking french accent''*'' Jr. Le'me de chocolate, mi'an ma wii, yeah? ''*'' makes popping noise with mouth''*'' | |||
King Boo ne'pas. | |||
King Boo: Ohh. | |||
Bowser:Ohh. | |||
King Boo: Ohh. | |||
Bowser: Ohh. | |||
King Boo: Ohh. | |||
Bowser: Yeah. | |||
King Boo: Oh, so it-- | |||
Bowser: Dadada, yeah. | |||
King Boo: You know this is causing me serious phycological harm! | |||
Bowser: ''*''Mocking''*'' Ohh, I don't know, who am I. | |||
King Boo: Fine, you know what? I'd Love some chocolate. | |||
Bowser: Here you go. ''*''passes chocolate to King Boo''*'' | |||
King Boo: Thank You. | |||
''*''Jr. growls and tries to attack King Boo, but Bowser has him on a lead and tries to pull him back''*'' | |||
Bowser: Heel Jr.! Heel! Come on, Marlin, yaahh!''*''Jr. falls backwards''*'' You okay, Jr.? Did I pull too hard? sorry if it hurt. | |||
Ludwig:Dad, What does [[Count Bleck]]'s Plan have to do with us? | |||
Bowser: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations, Preparation A-G didn't work and was a complete failure, But now ladies and gentlemen, the working tractor beam which we shall call: Preparation H. | |||
King Boo: pfft, ''*''Laughs and shakes head''*'' | |||
Bowser: What? | |||
King Boo: why don't you just call it: Operation ''***''-Creaming you ''***''. | |||
Bowser:Wha-I'm sorry, did you want some Ice-Cream? | |||
King Boo: ''*''Sarcasm''*'' Yes, I'd love some chocolate ''***''Cream. | |||
Bowser:''*''Looks around the room''*'' Perhaps later... | |||
Ludwig: King Dad, I love your plan. | |||
Bowser:Yah, eh? | |||
Kamek: Yah, Your awfulness, is a really good plan. | |||
Bowser: Yes, Kamek,on the whole preparation H feels good. | |||
King Boo:''*''Laughs an shakes head''*'' | |||
Bowser: What is it now? | |||
King Boo:No, nothin', you know what? I agree Preparation H does feel good, "on the hole." | |||
Bowser:Well I'm glad we're "shprikanse" the same "Lingade." Ladies and Gentlemen, Using my time Machine I shall travel back in time to 1975, pick up the Baby Mario Bros. and bring them back to the future, and the best part of my plan is: no-one can stop me. not even... [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. BWARGH-HAR-HAR-HAR! | |||
TO BE CONTINUED..... | |||
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