Cosmic Cowboy

Cosmic Cowboy
Full Name	Colton John Kersting
Age	14
Gender	Male
Sexual Orientation	Straight (Possibly Asexual)
Species	Human
Favorite Mario Character	Luigi
Known Powers	Thunderhand, Super Jump
First Appearance	Janurary 20th, 2019
Latest Appearance	Still active
Affiliation(s)	Mushroom City Car Wash
Wiki Specialty	Quotes

Long John Spaghetti (Sometimes referred to as LJS, John, Johnny, or Johnny Boy) is a regular user on the Super Mario Boards. The account is owned by an American Teenaged Male, who is a huge fan of Luigi. In fact, he is American with Scottish descent. Long John Spaghetti joined not to help the wiki grow and prosper, but merely to join the Super Mario Boards, but he was seen lurking around before that. Now, he, rarely, edits the wiki and wants to see it turn out to be the reliable site it needs to be. Long John Spaghetti is the founder, owner, CEO, and manager of the Mushroom City Car Wash, the best and most controversial car wash in history. Long John Spaghetti has experience and knowledge of Meme Culture, going as far as to self-proclaim himself as the "Cowboy Meme Lord". He has also been diagnosed with ADHD which makes it hard for him to stay on task for long periods of time.

Cosmic Cowboy's Userbox Tower

File:Luigi (map icon hatless) - SM64DS.png This user is Long John Spaghetti

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vg-3 This user is an advanced gamer.

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This user reads The 'Shroom.

This user is friends with Baby Luigi

This user is a Luigi fanboy

This user is the self-proclaimed Cowboy Meme Lord

This user really enjoys The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!

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This user is co-workers with Long John Spaghetti

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Quotes

• "Hey, Hey, Hey!"
• "Put the knife down."
• "YOU FOOL. THAT IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE."
• "Hey, I didn't post a meme. Shocking, huh?"
• "So, who's going to be the one to go to Wal-Mart when we run out of Pepsi?"
• "Anyone want a beer?"