Wizzerds are Part-Machine, Part-Organic creatures that use magic attacks and can multiply themselves to confuse its enemies.
Appears in: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Sub-Species
- Dark Wizzerd: Weakest
- Elite Wizzerd: Strongest
Paper Mario 2 Stats
Regular Wizzerd
HP: 10, Attack: 6, Defense: 3
Tattle: That's a Wizzerd. It's a part-machine, part-organic, centuries-old thing. It uses magic to attack, heal, and alter your condition, so stay on guard. Its Defense is high, but we can totally take this thing!
Dark Wizzerd
HP: 10, Attack: 5, Defense: 2
Elite Wizzerd
HP: 12, Attack: 8, Defense: 5
Tattle: That's an Elite Wizzerd. This is the top of the heap for half-machine organisms. You can probably guess this, but it uses various magic moves in battle. And, if it's alone, it'll create illusions of itself. It has no real weakness. So just use whatever you've got to beat it, OK? Let's go, Mario!!
Tattle: That's an Elite Wizzerd illusion. There's no point in attacking it. The real Elite Wizzerd has a Max HP of 12, an Attack of 8, and a Defense of 5. If you attack the real one, the illusions will vanish. So find the real one!