Hiy'all!
Welcome to my shy paGUY (oh yes, those puns).
Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly leave this stupid page. That’s all!
Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of ‘awful).
Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting.
Facts and opinions
- I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).
- I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.
- SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.
- French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!
- British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American pwonownthithathiown. No offence to the yankees!
- My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from Paper Mario: Color Splash.
- I’m Turqap ‘cause I wear a turquoise cap. Simple!
- My (not so) powerful weapon is the Ё-hammer. No, the Ё is Russian, not French. It... fixes the ё/е problem in translations (yes, Nintendo are translating games very inaccurate).
- Donkey Kong is a piece of shhhhh.... shhhhh, here must be silence.... shhhhh...
- (There are so many brackets, yes.)
Turqiescript
TS: call me Turqie please
— Big cold greetings from Siberia,
Turqie