List of Mario & Luigi: Brothership quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Brothership.

Adaphne

• "Zzz... Mrm... Zzz... Mmph..."
• "Oh dear. What a sight I must be, all dripping wet."
• "Does my reputation precede me that far?"
• "Of course it did! After all, I'm...quite a sight, all dripping wet in Club Dyode's VIP area. But I'm much more than that. I'm Concordia's number one inventor! The genius Adaphneee!"
• "Not the reaction I was expecting. Too stunned to speak, I assume." (thought)
• "Do you want something of me? I'm willing to at least hear you out. But let's take this to a more suitable location."
• "Hmmm... Bypass the barrier and save Concordia, you say?"
• "Ohhhhohohoho! I had no idea there were never-say-die types dreaming THAT dream."
• "Did you say... Technikki?"
• "That was... The contest held on Merrygo, the genius-inventor contest, I think. I believe she was one of the finalists. I emerged the victor, naturally. While I won't deny her ingenuity... I have both brains and beauty. Many are inexorably drawn to me. I'm also athletic, musical, and possessed of a heart of gold. Not only am I all these things, I'm the model of humility as well. Ohhhhohohoho!"
• "But I do take your point. You were right to seek me out. However, I hope you weren't expecting me to do this for free."
• "Ohoho... If I may direct your attention that way... I want a Jellyfish Pizza!"
• "Jellyfish Pizza is this island's best-known form of cuisine. A brain as powerful as mine requires it to run efficiently. Unfortunately for me, the chef is on vacation today. I'm wasting away, listless and dull, without Jellyfish Pizza!"
• "Hmm. You think you can bake a satisfying Jellyfish Pizza? Come let me know when you're ready to satiate my hungry brain. Talk to the assistant on the stage for detailed instructions."
• "Oooh. Yes. Yes, that will do nicely. I can feel my salivary glands working overtime. They will not be denied! I'm going in for a bite!"
• "Ohhhhohohoho!"
• "This...exceeds expectations. The generous portion...and the TASTE! I'm going to savor every last bite of this mouthwatering Jellyfish Pizza."
• "Naturally, I haven't forgotten my promise to help you."
• "But there is one last condition."
• "The way your hands kneaded the dough... Your perfect form as you passed it... The fire in your eyes as you rained down the toppings with reckless abandon... All of this speaks to me of the real you."
• "Luigi! I demand that you bake me Jellyfish Pizzas every day!"
• "My dear priiiiiiince!"
• "Luiiigiii!"
• "No, it's better for you to clear out of Shipshape Island entirely. Only my elite cadre of assistants need remain. Off with you, now."
• "Hello there, you green genius. I've been expecting you."
• "Please inform these friends of yours that they can only be a hindrance. Best that they leave for Jellyfish Island so as to not interrupt important work."
• "Oh? Then let's hear your idea for breaking through the barrier. Ah, I forgot. You don't have one."
• "Rocket-powered flight? That's your plan? How positively pedestrian."
• "My idea is so much more elegant. We will dive beneath the waves. But the special equipment involved is delicate and takes careful handling. Anyone not in my elite cadre of assistants will only foul up the works."
• "I've already anticipated any concerns you might have. My patented Oxygenerator system will supply all the air you'll need."
• "Let's get down to brass tracks, shall we? By diving beneath the waves, Shipshape Island will be able to bypass the barrier. All I ask in return is that you relocate any extraneous "friends" to Jellyfish Island."
• "Well, well. You caught my meaning after all."
• "What I ask is not easy, but only my elite cadre of assistants can handle this work. With one exception, my green genius. So. Are you going with my design?"
• "No? Isn't the choice clear? Very well. But don't dawdle making up your mind, hmm?"
• "So you've decided incorrectly. Oh well. Not my problem now. I have no particular need to be included. Though if I had friends like you in my younger days... Well. Now then. You don't want to keep your friends waiting. You'll need their help if this plan has any hope of working. The rest of us will wish you the best from Jellyfish Island."
• "This way, you green genius!"
• "Green genius! I've come to see you!"
• "Jump! I've got you!"
• "Don't flatter yourself. I only came on behalf of that green genius."
• "Did you happen to see the rocket I built? Pretty sure it's better than anything you could build."
• "Tempting, but no. I value my freedom. But I'll be cheering you on from afar!"

Arc

• "Let me ouuut!"
• "Ooo! Over here!"
• "This is an Ocean Map. It'll help you find islands!"
• "Right! Well, I guess. I can't see right now."
• "The drifting islands are being carried about on currents. To get to any of them, you need to set a course for a new ocean current!"
• "So... For now, just pick any current we can reach! Switching between currents is a breeze!"
• "Whatever it takes! Just get me out! It's so dark in here..."
• "That really stung! I was expecting a little more care from my heroes."
• "But it's behind us now. Where are we?"
• "That's right. It was crazy..."
• "Wait... I haven't even given you my name yet, have I?"
• "You can call me Arc! Tracking the currents and lanes of the ocean is my life's work."
• "Aye, Cap'n. I'm an expert in the field."
• "And you'd be Mario and Luigi, then? Nice to meet you."
• "My! The ones who look after the Uni-Tree? Never met one before."
• "Speaking of Wattanists reminds me of something... What was it?"
• "Oh! The Great Lighthouse! There's an ill wind blowing there!"
• "Aye, miss! That's why what I saw at the Great Lighthouse was so alarming."
• "Someone's taken it over!"
• "That, I don't know. But I have no doubt that they're villains!"
• "Worse still, the Great Lighthouse's light was out. Something's very wrong."
• "Where's this Great Lighthouse? Well, it's on its own unique island these days. So..."
• "This is a likely spot. You're sure to find a Great Lighthouse here!"
• "You're going to the Great Lighthouse Island? That's a tremendous risk."
• "And you're doing it anyway? You seem pretty unshakable."
• "Aye, aye! We'll set sail with that plan to guide our way. Everything I know about the ocean is at your disposal, Cap'n!"
• "Attention, if you please! I'm Arc, your teacher for this lesson on currents."
• "First, some background."
• "Take a look at this picture. I made it as accurate as I could."
• "Concordia is current-ly divided. Please forgive the pun. Its land has become a vast island chain scattered across the seas."
• "What you might not have known is that each drifting island travels on its own current. With Shipshape Island, we can navigate those currents and connect the islands!"
• "Aye, aye! What worked once is bound to work again. Time to open the Ocean Map!"
• "To chart a course to the next island, you'll need to select another current. As I recall...we're headed for Raynforst/Twistee Island, where Billdit/Maykit is!"
• "And I see you've already selected the current leading us there. You're a natural!"
• "Wait until the island's close."
• "I'll be over here, studying the ocean. If you have any questions, just give me a shout."
• "Aye, aye, sir!"
• "Mario! Luigi! A beam of light shot out of the Uni-Tree... Ka-pew! Did you see it?"
• "Even better, it fixed the broken sea current!"
• "Hmm... Yeah, that light... It seems familiar..."
• "Yes! You're right! It looks like the light from a Great Lighthouse!"
• "Right! It's a safe bet that there's a Great Lighthouse somewhere in the fixed current!"
• "So...if we can get that lighthouse working...it's gotta show us the way to go again!"
• "Hmm... The Great Lighthouse is full of enemies right now..."
• "Actually... When the land split apart... I got stranded with my dad on Raynforst Island. I was looking around at nearby waters, and I saw the islands floating by, one by one."
• "We knew something bad had happened in Concordia... Why did the land break apart? We kept surveying the seas, trying to find the answer."
• "Then one day, a dark shadow crept up on us from behind... By the time we noticed, it was already too late."
• "Just like that, we were carried off to a Great Lighthouse... I saw it all... Such strange creatures..."
• "After that... I... I don't remember so much..."
• "No need to worry! I'm sure Dad's fine!"
• "It's just... No... It's nothing..."
• "Forget it! Let's just get to the Great Lighthouse, OK? We'll teach those strange creatures a lesson! And we'll restore the Great Lighthouse's light!"
• "Thanks to Mario and Luigi, all the islands in this region are connected. Next stop, Great Lighthouse Island!"
• "Aye, Cap'n. The situation has me a little worried... But with Mario and Luigi on it, what could go wrong?"
• "We'll head to the Color-Full Sea to look for new drifting islands. That's the whole reason we need to restore the lighthouse!"
• "Aye, aye! And only one person can bring back that light. That person being our very own Wattanist...Connie!"
• "Huh? Did Connie go overboard?!"
• "I think she's headed to another island."
• "Sure! But she's still finding her sea legs as a Wattanist. It's natural she'd be eager to explore a newly linked island. Just go after Connie and tell her we need her here!"
• "Welcome back! We made it to the Color-Full Sea! This is too exciting for words!"
• "I see the Great Lighthouse Island, but..."
• "Why is there... a wall around it?"
• "Even if we get close, we'll never make it through that wall. I hoped this would be simple, with the Great Lighthouse right there..."
• "Hmm... What should we do?"
• "The Color-Full Sea is home to lots of drifting islands. Someone on one of them might be able to help us with the wall. Scouting for drifting islands and linking them back up is the best I can think of. Let's plan for that, shall we?"
• "Some sort of inventor or engineer or mechanic would be nice."
• "Aye, aye! Let's sail the currents and keep watch for drifting islands!"

Bowser

• "We're taking over the world!"
• "MARIO AND LUIGI?!"

Bowser Jr.

• "These troublemakers are called Mario and Luigi! And I'm giving 98,303,150 coins to whoever catches them! Put those posters up everywhere! Find them no matter what!"
• "Hey! Buddy!"
• "Hey, you! What's wrong with you? How could you help them? Those are the jerkfaces that are always getting in Dad's way!"
• "No! No! No way! Mario and Luigi are UGLYAWFUL, and they always have been! Also smelly."
• "Whatever. BUT! From now on, anytime you help Mario, I'm never talking to you again!"
• "What are you waiting for, bozo? Let's go!"

Buddy

• "Help! Somebody help!"
• "I-is somebody there?"
• "Please, I need help! I was playing and a rock fell and now I can't get out and it's scary..."
• "Thank you! My name's Buddy. We haven't met before, huh? When'd you come to Offandon?"
• "You just washed up here? That sounds really scary... But with you guys here, I'm sav—"
• "M... M... Ma... Mario and Luigi!"
• "Oh...ah."
• "Um, hi."
• "Sorry for running away before. I was scared because you're the wanted-posted guys. Bowser's people all say you two are...bad."
• "You're right... I believe you."
• "You're linking islands?! You're gonna bring the continent back together? YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
• "Wow..."
• "Over here."
• "Oh, hey!"
• "Yay! Now you can get back home!"
• "Well... They seemed nice. Plus, I owed them for saving me."
• "Oh. OK. I guess I understand."

Burnadette

• "Chilliam... This island is so dark and gloomy all the time."
• "What's going on around here? What's with all the rejecty-ness?"
• "Chilliam! You're so adorable!"
• "Oh, I do love you so!"
• "You three seem like a friendly trio!"
• "Everyone on our islands was against our wedding, so we up and left!"
• "And I'm Burnadette, proud princess of the Skorcheen people!"
• "Our peoples have been enemies for years now, so we escaped to beautiful Bulbfish Island."
• "Wonderful! Chilliam and I can date in peace!"
• "Hey! Stop that!"
• "Chilliam! Noooooo!"
• "We're being framed!"
• "That's a lie!"
• "Hello? Front Desk?"
• "What's the special of the day in the hotel restaurant?"
• "You're so adorable, Chilliam!"
• "Of course not!"
• "Oh, Chilliam... The memory of you laughing as the Bulbfish splashed water on us will always..."
• "He gave the guard some kind of key. I think it's a master key that opens underground doors. I'm pretty sure the guard was heading back aboveground after getting that key."
• "I've...never felt this kind of connection with the front-desk staff at any other hotel I've visited. I'll have to check out sooner or later, but...promise me you won't forget me when I'm gone."

Chilliam

• "The thick cloud over the island makes it seem like night even when it's day."
• "You and I truly are strangers here. But even against the gloomy sky and gloomier attitudes...you're my sunshine, Burnadette."
• "Speaking of strangers, here are some new faces!"
• "We fled our beloved homes, but, um, it's not quite so simple."
• "I'm Chilliam, prince of Slippenglide Island!"
• "Despite that, I'm getting worried about my parents back home. But we can't get off the island, so...we just go on a lot of dates."
• "The island chief knows about the lighthouse. I think his house is just up those staircases..."
• "Word to the wise though... A lot of local folks seem to be acting very strangely... Maybe we're just not used to their customs, but it feels very odd. Keep that in mind."
• "Get away from my Burnadette! Huh? Get away from ME!"
• "Ungh! Errrgh! Hrrgh!"
• "The only thing we're guilty of is excessive public displays of affection!"
• "Hello, ma'am!"
• "Today's special is Bulbfish Almondine, served with a side of fresh greens and red tomatoes. For dessert, we have me, your love, Chilliam, who intends to break you out of this cell, haha!"
• "Hey, guys! This is quite the pickle we've gotten ourselves into, huh? We're passing the time by pretending that we're staying in a fancy hotel."
• "The day before the incident, the two of us were enjoying a nice date by the fish pen. As long as I live, I'll never forget Burnadette's lovely smile as she gazed at the Bulbfish."
• "We really didn't do anything wrong! Please! You have to believe us! We ran away to be together, and we don't want to draw any attention."
• "After the assistant locked us up here, he took off and went somewhere else underground. I heard him tell someone, "Keep everyone out! I have something important to take care of!""
• "You...are the sweetest guest this four-star establishment has ever seen. If you leave...just know that you will always have early check-in privileges at the hotel of my heart."

Connie

• "Oh! Luigi!"
• "I'm glad you found your brother again. Then are you...Mario?"
• "Nice to meet you. My name is Connie."
• "Luigi came falling out of the sky so suddenly. It was a real shocker!"
• "He's been very worried about you, Mario."
• "What's that? You want to know where you are? I've already told Luigi here, but I'll say it again for you..."
• "This is Concordia, a peaceful place. At least, it used to be."
• "In the very center of Concordia...stood a giant tree known as the Uni-Tree. It held the land together. An energy called Connectar flowed from it to everywhere in the land... The Connectar kept everything going and let us live happy lives. However..."
• "The tree was destroyed. And Concordia broke apart. It was so strange... The ground broke and became numerous islands drifting apart."
• "I passed out... When I woke up, I was here on Shipshape Island."
• "After that... I planted a Uni-Tree seed right here. This is the new Uni-Tree. It's small, but it's growing!"
• "Oh, caring for the Uni-Tree is my job. I'm a Wattanist. But... I'm still new at it."
• "Some good has already come from the tree though. It's finally grown to the point where it produced Connectar."
• "That day, the shattered continent...became countless drifting islands wandering the ocean currents. If we can link up the Uni-Tree with all the drifting islands... I'm sure the power of Connectar will restore our world!"
• "Mario and Luigi, you came here from another world, right?"
• "It'd be great if there were a way to get you back home..."
• "Snoutlet! I wondered where you were hiding."
• "This little cutie is Snoutlet. We're good friends! Snoutlet seems to enjoy cozying up inside Luigi's hat."
• "That's very reassuring! Really, thank you so much!"

Dewey Fightem

• "Excuse me... Might you be..."
• "I mean, you're here at a Great Lighthouse swarming with monsters..."
• "You don't even have to say it. I KNOW that you are... WARRIORS FIGHTING TO ELIMINATE ALL MONSTERS!"
• "Oh my... You'll have to excuse me."
• "I see. Restoring the Great Lighthouse... That's very noble and warrior-like of you."
• "My name's Dewey Fightem. I spend my time researching monsters, never thinking about the danger."
• "I've heard there's an incredibly dangerous monster up ahead. I'm sure you heard its horrifying GROOOOOOWL! Hoo! Utterly terrifying... Must be truly dangerous."
• "But... Heh... I can't lie... I get chills hearing it! It's like, I wanna see it... But I also don't wanna see it."
• "It's a matter of getting that gate open."
• "The monster ahead... Its name is Gobblick! Are you moving onward? Be VERY careful!"

Dyode

• "Not! Cool!"
• "But I haven't given the people what they want—my DANCE!"
• "If only I had my hair wax, I could get funky."
• "Enough with that noise, Emmit! My moves can still wow a crowd."
• "That's right...fellows. Time for me to...spark?"
• "Give me a beat. So I can groove!"

Ecks

• "That's right...gobble down all those delicious Spite Bulbs. Good, no?"
• "Just keep building that stale charge."
• "Hm? Who's there?"
• "You must be the resistance that Ten mentioned."
• "So what's the situation?"
• "Excellent! It's all going according to plan. I'll have a good report for Master Zokket."
• "Ka ha ha! And sooner or later we'll get to everyone on that Shipshape Island eyesore!"
• "Well, on that note, I'll bid you adieu. I'm a busy evil genius, you know! You can handle these two. No slacking off now!"
• "What-what?!"

Emmit

• "Groovemaster Dyode...maybe you should hit the showers."
• "Come on, Groovemaster Dyode. Let's go."
• "Yikes. We need that hair wax pronto."
• "Whoa. Hey! Don't go anywhere!"
• "Is this the hair wax we needed?! Thank you so much!"
• "Groovemaster! You're back!"
• "Well, mostly back."

Gorumbla

• "Break it! Breaking is good! Breaking everything is best!"
• "So get started!"
• "Break it all apart!"
• "Nobody pays attention to me... I hate this!"
• "OK, FINE! More breaking! I'll break ALL OF IT!"
• "I hate this... I don't want this... But no one will shut up about... you guys!"
• "Gorumbla doesn't like you!"
• "Huh? You're weird. And tasty looking."
• "Ahhh... I don't like this! I don't like any of it! They made me an outcast! They won't talk to me! I'm gonna use these fists to break it all! Then EVERYONE will pay attention to me!"
• "I'm gonna destroooy!"
• "Owwwwww..."
• "You guys... Listen to me..."
• "Auntie..."
• "It's too late for scolding! You stopped paying attention to me, Auntie! Everyone did! No one looked at me! So... So I..."

Ireen

• "Wow... She's so amazing. And refined. And amazing."

Issa Rock

• "Mmph?! It's you guys."
• "Ummm, the number of rare reefs you've found for me so far is...(number)."
• "Find (number) more, and I'll give you a reward!"
• "Mmph... I'm looking forward to it."

Kamek

• "True allies are with you for life."
• "Erm, Zokket isn't a real person. Reclusa is the true culprit."
• "Again, our grievance lies with Reclusa."
• "Reclusa..."

Leyden

• "My assistant has found the perpetrators of the Bulbfish Egg Theft Incident!"
• "Please, don't do this terrible thing. Just give me a moment, won't you?"
• "I'm...sorry."
• "I understand all of that. And it's all my fault."
• "This business with the eggs... You stole them to spite me, didn't you?"
• "I suspected... No... I knew it was true. But I couldn't come out and say it... Couldn't face it."
• "I know all my faultfinding and criticism drove you to this... I really am...a terrible...father..."
• "My son... I've been awful to you... But you still want to call me...Dad?"

Mario

• "Go time!"
• "It's okay."
• "Okay, okay."
• "Whew! Thank you!"
• "Luigi?"
• "Oh boy."
• "Mamma mia."
• "Goodbye!"
• "I got it!"
• "Lucky!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Oh, mamma mia!"

Maykit

• "The desire for a home beyond one's grasp. Do I feel the vibes here? Do you have to ask? We want it back; we want it how it was before. But the sense of it all is gone now. No more. I felt your mind then just like it was my own... but the connection's cut. Two minds. No home."
• "Were you vibing with my verse? I feel that..."
• "Where'd you learn my mother's name? This pig's wild. Better than tame."

Reclusa

• "FWA-HA-HA-HAAA!"
• "You may call me Reclusa!"
• "The one and lonely ruler of Concordia!"
• "Well done, Zokket! Or was it Cozette?"
• "You certainly got your brain washed to an entertaining degree!"
• "♪And now that I'm free, let's just dispose of yooouuu!♪"
• "Let's start building, shall we?!"
• "My world of perfect solitude!"
• "Connecting the islands? Connecting the PEOPLE?"
• "No, no, no! I shun communication—detest togetherness!"
• "We'll create a world without friends, where only the lonely will play!"
• "Let's get this party finished!"
• "The one and only himself!"
• "Now entering Reclusa World!"
• "I've a delightful idea..."
• "Let's take some alone time!"
• "Aaand there you go! Now eeeverybody is all alone! Isn't it simply fantastic?"
• "Oh, this is just delightful! Isn't being bound to others such a pain?"
• "It's better living in your own little world and enjoying what you like all alone!"
• "It's the best and only way to enjoy life!"
• "Now everyone is having fun in the little dreams I've prepared for them."
• "And with everyone off in their own little worlds, MY world will be nice and quiet!"
• "Solitude is sublime!"
• "This is how I've broken so many connections...in so many worlds!"
• "Hah! They caaan't! Gahahahahaha!"
• "All that awaits them is a slow demise! I'm so thrilled for this world to end!"
• "Everyone will be cluelessly alone!"
• "The world will be over before anyone knows what happened!"
• "Oooh, I just had an idea!"
• "The Mushroom Kingdom sounds like a fun world!"
• "Perhaps I'll pay it a visit!"
• "Right. Also..."
• "Don't bother trying to invade my personal space."
• "There's an impenetrable barrier between me and you."
• "♪Consider it an emphatic "Do Not Disturb" sign!♪"
• "It is I, Reclusa, the solo act!"
• "Weren't you supposed to be trying in vain to reach me?"
• "Given up already, have you? I would too in your shoes!"
• "I came to bounce candidates for my castle name off you."
• "The Darkwood? The Emnitree? Hmm, not quite there yet."
• "Not that you're invited once I figure it out. Boo-hoo-hoo!"
• "Ah, I've got it! The perfect name for a castle for one!"
• "The Soli-Tree!"
• "There we go!"
• "Best of luck, you droopy group!"
• "The power of Bonds? Feels like that rings a bell..."
• "Ohhh, of course. Yes, yes, I'm veeery scared."
• "I'm strong enough alone to win anyway!"
• "Besides, who's left to recruit? Everyone's lost in their own worlds these days!"
• "Whoopsie! My fault again!"
• "FWA-HA-HAAA! What do you think? Isn't this fun?"
• "Welcome to a world you'll NEVER want to leave!"
• "An immeresive experience where's there's nothing at all but fun..."
• "Who could ask for anything more?"
• "Now, now... You ought to just enjoy this world. You know you want to!"
• "What's the matter? Not having fun?"
• "This world... Not enough? Or too much?"
• "Oh. I've got it!"
• "I'm so dreadfully sorry. I'll have to show you a better world."
• "Here. Come this way. Keeheeheehee!"
• "Seriously? Oh, you are NO FUN."
• "Can't you just be good sports and immerse yourselves in this wonderfully quirky world?"
• "AAAiiiiiieeeeeeeee!"
• "Fiiiiiiiiine! I GET it!"
• "You want out? Then AWAY WITH YOU!"
• "I shall personally erase your existence."
• "BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SO MAD! Get ready!"
• "Ugh... Guess it's no good... These guys are too boring..."
• "Grrr... You guys..."
• "are SO ANNOYING!"
• "Even though playing alone is so much better..."
• "You flock together. You chatter loudly and messily over the top of each other."
• "It's all, "I want to help others," and, "I want to stay connected.""
• "It's so, so, so, SO annoying!"
• "ANNOYING!"
• "I'm taking this world all for myself. Anything that isn't me...is my toy!"
• "I will play with this world until it's GONE! Even if it takes an eternity! Just me! ALONE!"
• "I thought you'd all make such good toys, but..."
• "You're no fun at all!"
• "If you get in my way, I will BREAK you! I will POUND you into FINE POWDER!"
• "Your adventure ends here, fools!"
• "Look alive, minions!"
• "Beat red, green, and pig into a pulp!"
• "And while that's happening, I'm going to take some much-needed alone time."
• "You two are about to find out what happens when your last life runs out!"
• "Game over, boys! ♪Thanks for playing!♪"
• "How long can you last?"
• "♪Soon, my fun little toy will be ready for me to combine with!♪"
• "There'll be nobody bigger and badder than me in all the land! FWA-HA-HAAA!"
• "FWA-HA-HAAA! I'm all set! Feast your eyes on the singular..."
• "Weeping Reclusa!"
• "Take this!"
• "Really?!"
• "You should have given up ages ago! I'll squish out that pesky persistence!"
• "You don't stand a chance against Weeping Reclusa!"
• "Stubborn twits! Ah, I have an idea..."
• "You anger me!"
• "So irritating!"
• "CURSE YOU!!"
• "I'll beat you..."
• "to a PULP!"
• "Looks like..."
• "this is..."
• "YOUR DOOM!"
• "HOW LONG..."
• "CAN YOU..."
• "SURVIVE?!"
• "Eat this!"
• "And another!"
• "And still more!"
• "Nyahahaha!"
• "Burn!"
• "Disappear!"
• "Give up!"
• "Grrr... Blasted Bonds..."
• "Are Bonds really...so strong?"
• "It hurts to say this... But it looks like I've lost..."
• "I guess...the ideal world I wanted to create was wrong."
• "My plans have hurt so many... For that...I'm very...sorry..."
• "is NOT SOMETHING I'D EVER SAY!"
• "THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!"
• "Ugh! PEOPLE."
• "UGHYAAAAAAH!"
• "Rrrrrr... GRRR..."
• "Bonnnds... Bonnnds... Bonds, Bonds, Bonds..."
• "This makes me sick..."
• "If you aren't...connected to someone...if you aren't...tied to something..."
• "You can't do ANYTHING?!"
• "It makes NO SENSE!"
• "Worrying about someone else is just a HUGE PAIN!"
• "SILENCE!"
• "Curse it... Curse it all... This is NOT how..."
• "It wasn't...supposed to...go this way..."
• "I...still..."
• "But... But... I... I still..."

Shun

• "...Gobble down those Spite Bulbs."

Snoutlet

• "I'll take it from here!"
• "It's cozy under that hat. The color of a grassy meadow tugs at a pig's heart, y'know?"
• "Oh—but let's be clear. I AIN'T a pig."
• "These aren't nostrils. They're my eyes! So don't let any thoughts of bacon dance in your heads when you look my way, got it?"
• "Need a way to get back home? I'll find it for ya!"
• "But in exchange for that...even though it might seem strange... We got a request for you two."
• "Will ya help us reconnect our driftin' islands?"
• "First Luigi comes fallin' outta the sky... Then Mario comes hoppin' over... There's gotta be somethin' to all this. Least, that's what I'm thinkin'."
• "Luigi, Mario. Whaddaya say? Work with me and Connie!"
• "Huh? You'll really help us?!"
• "I mean...uh... Yeah. Thanks for that."
• "Looks like I'll be showin' you around, then! I got lots to teach ya!"
• "Let's get started findin' some drifting islands! Come on!"
• "Aw, put a hock in it!"
• "IT'S HUGE!"
• "Mario. Luigi. This is the last battle."

Spiralia

• "GYEEEK! BUGS!"
• "No... No, no, no..."
• "Don't you dare..."
• "Don't you come near me!"
• "Oh, thank heavens they're gone."
• "I had such a fright that I had to scramble for high ground."
• "And now I'm faced with giant red and green bugs?!"
• "Ohhh, perish the thought!"
• "Don't you ever, ever, EVER..."
• "INVADE MY SPACE!
• "Euch! Unsightly bugs!"
• "Oh...on closer inspection, you're not bugs. You are fine-looking mustached gentlemen. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
• "Ahem. I have a name, and it is Spiralia."
• "Pardon—is that a bug? A TALKING BUG?!"
• "Ah, pardon me—are you mustached gentlemen interested in my hair wax? My product also works on facial hair, I assure you. But only if you want a particularly firm and well-groomed mustache."
• "I'd be happy to supply you with hair wax, if only I could reach my shop. Alas, I'm not certain how to get down from this perch I've found myself on."
• "Oh? You're volunteering to carry me?"
• "Hmm... I admit I don't see any way down on my own power. So yes, I will allow you to assist me."
• "On one condition...don't bring me near any bugs if you can help it."
• "No bugs! I cannot deal with them! I refuse!"
• "Please...accept my humble apologies. The touch of a bug's clammy carapace brings back terrible memories for me. Best to avoid any insects you see..."
• "Stop right there!"
• "I detect something loathsome nearby."
• "Hrrrggghhhrrrhhh."
• "Absolutely not! Out of the question! Under no circumstances will I go that way!"
• "Find us another route, if you please."
• "Nnnrrrgggyaaah!"
• "Bug! A bug! A vile, detestable, icky-yucky BUG!"
• "No bugs! I will not-I CANNOT- abide them. Not on your life."
• "Oh. Dear me. I quite lost my composure."
• "It's all the fault of these ghastly bugs."
• "Best to avoid any insects you see..."
• "Thank you! What reliable, handsome mustached gentlemen you are. You've returned me to my shop safe and sound."
• "In return, I'll give you what I promised... my specially made MaxGlam Wax."
• "The more people using it, the better! Why don't you get yourself glammed up to the max?"

Technikki

• "Ah, remarkable... My extra-large bomb provided useful after all. The kaboom factor makes it too catastrophic for internal security."
• "Well, well. Aren't you all...unique."
• "Oh, thank you. My name is Technikki. I design the anti-evildoer security measures on this island. Which used to be a facility, not an island, but I digress."
• "Hmm, let's relocate our chat to a better site. I'd propose that we speak at my house over there."
• "What I now call the Peach Possibility fluctuates based on her decisions."
• "Then I must take the recent, sudden abductions into account."
• "Those abominable birds... Those evildoers using them to take people call them "Snaptors." This island has been plagued by those nasty predators. So I've been straining my brain to devise anti-Snaptor systems."
• "Really? The birds are troubling more than just our island?"

Ten

• "Harumph! I suppose I should tell Ecks about this incident. He and the others will be wanting a full report..."
• "Master Zokket will be so pleased with us! We're a perfect extension of his will."
• "Heheh... Wouldn't you like to know?"

Willma

• "Aw, give it a rest!"
• "Better step back. Things are about to get rough."
• "You punks are at it again, huh?"
• "Smashing up people's art? You oughta be ashamed."
• "Dealing with your guff is bad for my blood pressure!"
• "You get your very own... all-expenses-paid... TRIP TO SCOLDSVILLE!"
• "GYACK!"
• "Whoof...of all the times for my back to give out."
• "Hey! Don't ignore me when I'm giving you the business!"
• "Y-yeah? What, you think ganging up makes you tough?"
• "Youch... Guess my back can't take the strain these days. But I won't let a little pain—AAAH! Ow, ow, ow!"
• "Well now! I don't know what's gotten into you."
• "What about the toolbox? I suppose I'll have to get it later..."
• "That's mighty nice of you. I appreciate the help! My house is just up ahead. Can you take me that far?"
• "Just leave the toolbox on that workbench there."
• "Thanks. Say, I didn't introduce myself, did I? I'm Willma, chief of this whole island."
• "So. Newcomers, huh. How'd you get here?"
• "Well now! I figured Concordia was gone for good when it broke apart."
• "It's just... I wonder if you can make it. The path to the Rumbla Dish is dangerous. What's more... There might be more of those tough guys from before as well."
• "That's right! There's a lighthouse right on top of that wobbly Rumbla Dish!"
• "I've opened the gate that leads to the Rumbla Dish."
• "Ah! That's right!"
• "I have a son, Billdit, and a daughter, Maykit. They're great at what they do. Just like their mom!"
• "Billdit is a skilled glove crafter, while Maykit is an expert at accessories. But they haven't been home since... well, not since Concordia broke up."
• "I'm giving you samples of their work. Aren't they so talented?"
• "Huh? Am I worried? Of course I am! I'm their MOM after all. But those two... They'll be OK. I need to protect the village. All I can do is hope they're safe."
• "You'll feel better with that gear on. Alright, off with you now!"
• "Someone need a hammer?"
• "Hey there. Thought I'd visit now that that's an option."
• "Huh. Nice place. It's too bad my kids aren't here to see it. But I haven't seen either of 'em since the world fell apart."
• "Oh? You're gonna find 'em for me? No foolin'?"
• "Ain't that something! Well then, listen up."
• "Last time I saw Billdit, he was heading to Raynforst to scrounge materials. The boy's quite a gifted glove maker."
• "That was right about the time Maykit went to see the Twisten Sprout. The girl's always had a knack for making accessories."
• "But either one of them could make you a hammer, no problem. If you see 'em, tell them I miss them. And tell 'em to hurry home!"
• "Those kids can't have gone far. Shipshape Island is our ticket to tracking them down!"
• "If you need to get back to Rumbla Island, that pipe will take you there. That's the way I got here. Gotta say, it's pretty useful!"
• "The folks there might know something about Billdit and Maykit too. Those kids're my pride and joy!"
• "Oh, look who showed up! Those punks I mentioned went running for their boss."
• "I got all the islanders to scram. But their statues...all their art..."
• "Their boss is holed up to the east! You two had better do something!"
• "So you guys ARE strong! Just fight like that and take down the big boss!"
• "It can't be, but...is Gorumbla behind all this? That Gorumbla... What a naughty kid!" (thought)
• "What's come over you?!"
• "I hoped I was wrong when I thought it was you, Gorumbla."
• "This boy used to hang around my house a long while ago. Not sure when that stopped."
• "Don't be a spoiled brat!"
• "THAT'S your dumb reason for smashing up people's artwork? You want people to notice you? To talk to you? To care about you?"
• "Then try making them happy!"
• "Looks like I gotta knock some sense into you! Tough love attaaack!"
• "To think he used to be such a good boy."
• "Yeah, everything's fine, thanks to Mario and Luigi."
• "So we'll make it again."
• "It doesn't matter how bad it's messed up or how many pieces it's in now. If we remember how we felt making it, we can do it again. Over and over."
• "You can use this if you want a shortcut."
• "I owe you two for putting an end to all that drama."
• "This was the easy part. It's only gonna get tougher from here. This Return Pipe will let you warp to islands where Connectar is flowing."
• "Any guesses who made it? A hint: me. I'm Billdit and Maykit's mom, after all. I could build this stuff in my sleep."
• "Just press ZR to use it. You two take care, OK?"
• "This reminds me of the ceremony I had with my husband, though it wasn't this luxurious."

Zokket

• "...Exstinker Corps."
• "Exsqueeker Corps..."
• "Flunksqueezer Corps... There it is."
• "That name means nothing to me."
• "You two... You've been meddling."
• "I find it irritating."
• "I have elsewhere to be. Take care of this."
• "You, Toon?"
• "Take them away."
• "...And YOU are?"
• "So...Extension Cork. Are you saying you failed to eliminate them?"
• "Our plan is to gather Sprite Bulbs for the manufacture of Glohm."
• "Now, let's stop wasting time on these fools. Round up more islanders."
• "Heh."
• "Stop there. I can't be bothered with a battle right now."
• "So this is your base."
• "The mustached brothers are here, I see. What were their names?"
• "Snore-io and Too-easy?"
• "Hm? This tree..."
• "One minute and... fifty-two seconds."
• "Staying here any longer risks delaying our plans."
• "I came to gauge the strength of those who would stand in our way."
• "What I have found is beneath notice."
• "What a waste of time."
• "This world will be smothered in loneliness soon enough."
• "Have fun playing "friends" and "connecting" until that day."
• "You may have brought light to one of the Great Lighthouses..."
• "but it won't matter in the end."
• "Our plans are ticking along at the other Great Lighthouses."
• "We will manufacture Glohm and spread it worldwide."
• "We're over three minutes now. That's all the time alotted."
• "Whatever you do is pointless. Our plans won't change."
• "It will be soon... "
• "And success is inevitable."
• "The efforts to amass Glohm are proceeding as needed."
• "...Ah, so that is your response, Eggs."
• "...Don't leave any survivors."
• "At last..."
• "But no. It's still not enough."
• "More! We must have more Glohm!"
• "You are especially disappointing, Flecks. Your operational efficiency is exceedingly low."
• "This is all part of the plan."
• "My aim will be achieved in 29 days, 13 hours, 32 minutes. An efficiency of 88.3 percent."
• "As for you, Specks... You take 2,393 hours..."
• "Drat."
• "My time efficiency is now 88.297 percent."
• "I observed a 0.003 percent loss during my conversation with you."
• "Explain."
• "Ah, yes... The mustaches. I remember the mustaches."
• "The plan is proceeding as forseen."
• "Glohm will fill the world. I will control everything with utter loneliness."
• "Expansion Team!"
• "I leave this to you."
• "Marigold and Linguini... The Scary-o Bros..."
• "It seems I can't ignore them if I am to proceed as planned."
• "A Wattanist."
• "And another nuisance too."
• "Only one thing for it."
• "Destroy anything in my way. Nothing less will do."
• "Pathetic. Their efforts will lead to nothing."
• "Use this opportunity to drive the fear of Glohm into the severed islands."
• "Go, High-Tension Corps."
• "Names are pointless. This conversation is over."
• "I don't need it. Go do your job."
• "Fine. Whatever you want."
• "This Bowser... He's a constant thorn on my side."
• "Dispose of that Marco and Luisa while you're at it."
• "My plan is finally in motion, but you are in the way."
• "Your power will be most useful."
• "Wait."
• "This one won't be beaten by any half-measures."
• "Fortunately, some "test subjects" have arrived."
• "Fire the Glohmatic Quad-Ray!"
• "I suppose I should thank you for disposing of that nuisance."
• "Now anyone who could attack me..."
• "as well as that fruit that counteracts Glohm..."
• "are all under my control."
• "You were indeed a mighty opponent."
• "But mobilizing against a superior foe just for your son..."
• "Foolish."
• "Well then. Just a few loose ends left."
• "Will you fight us and die here?"
• "Or perhaps..."
• "They're mere scraps of seaweed at this point."
• "Soon my plan will be complete."
• "Though it took longer than expected."
• "Destroying the Uni-Tree was a good start to the scheme."
• "Then I used Glohm to sever connections between both the land and its people."
• "All so that Reclusa could come into this world!"
• "Soon Bonds all over the world will dissolve."
• "Reclusa will rule Concordia."
• "And this will be a world in which solitude reigns."
• "Connie... You nag at the recesses of my mind."
• "Why do you persist? It's frustrating."
• "When your light goes out, it will be by my own hand."
• "So you still plan on resisting..."
• "By all means, try as hard as you want."
• "Your efforts will be useless."
• "The so-called brothers have infiltrated the fortress."
• "Listen well, Extension Corps. Dispose of them here and now."
• "This will be your final chance. If you fail..."
• "you will learn about Glohm firsthand."
• "I've nearly finished..."
• "No one can interfere."
• "Mar...sh...malio... No, wait... Ma...rio...and Luigi..."
• "The Mario Bros., I believe? Not that your names particularly matter."
• "If you're here, then I suppose the Extension Corps must have failed."
• "I should have destroyed you myself right away."
• "No matter... No matter at all... My mission will soon be complete."
• "My great inspiration will be reborn, and the world will become properly lonely."
• "You, however, will not be there to see it."
• "You interrupted the rebirth..."
• "HOW DARE YOU?!"
• "I will be controlling your brother now that he has been properly Glohmed."
• "And I will savor your sibling rivalry!"
• "Yes, keep wounding each other..."
• "There's no way... Your Bond broke my control?"
• "Unbelievable..."
• "How could two mere bros. be so powerful?"
• "Ugh... Ah-aaahhh?!"
• "But...as long as the egg remains..."
• "Heh. Heh heh heh... The Glohm gathers..."
• "My purpose...is fulfilled..."