List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise

This is a list of the 130 treasures that appear in Wario: Master of Disguise.

Pink category

#	Treasure	Image	Description	Cost	Found in
1	Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw		A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!	$110	Episode 4
2	Grizzled Prospector Candy		These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly.	$24,500	Episode 1
3	Pompadour of Legend		A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets.	$479	Episode 3
4	Failed Teenage Romance Diary		A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today!	$8,364	Episode 7
5	Dress of Cleaning Might		This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills!	$5,200	Special Episode 5
6	Spectacles of the Fool		Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable.	$18,000	Special Episode 5
7	Queenly Ear Hair		The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind.	$5,456	Episode 5
8	Malodorous Keepsake		A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is.	$15,917	Episode 3
9	Discarded Doctor Scrubs		The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist.	$280	Episode 2
10	Spoiled Child's Pacifier		This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.	$6,501	Episode 4
11	Sandals of Infamy		These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types.	$79	Episode 5
12	Lovely Pink Nightie		A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only.	$14,087	Episode 9
13	Friendly Clown Autograph		Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.	$379	Episode 4
14	Infield Diamond Dirt		Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant.	$7,419	Episode 3
15	Celebrity of the Hour Poster		This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame.	$210	Episode 5
16	Prince Redleg Pantaloon		A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance!	$21,930	Episode 10
17	Forever X-ray Glasses		This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it.	$5,839	Episode 2
18	Hairy Macho Bathrobe		This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair.	$2,349	Episode 2
19	Itchy Top Hat		Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice.	$349	Episode 9
20	"Rare" Collectable[sic] Figurine		This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited!	$145	Episode 7
21	Forever Tissue Box		This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home.	$101	Episode 10
22	Scary Mr. Bunny		This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children.	$79	Episode 8
23	Seven-Leaf Clover		This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness.	$105	Episode 6
24	Mighty Trucker Panda		A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo.	$206	Episode 6
25	Heartfelt Hotcakes		These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise.	$109	Episode 8
26	Lucky Love Toast		If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea.	$333	Episode 8
27	Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs		A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure.	$4,341	Episode 7
28	Young Socialite's Scarf		If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however.	$89	Episode 6
29	Rich Man's Ice Cream		This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air.	$171	Episode 7
30	I Love You Lunchbox		Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice.	$298	Episode 1
31	Seductive Lipstick		This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.	$89	Episode 4
32	Crow Feather Shoes		Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them.	$17,100	Special Episode 3
33	Scones of Sadness		These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic.	$29,800	Special Episode 1

Blue category

#	Treasure	Image	Description	Cost	Found in
1	Sapphire Topknot		No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes.	$5,099	Episode 1
2	False Beard of Might		A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count!	$139	Episode 5
3	Golden Throne		A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!	$876	Episode 4
4	Wishstone Fragment (1)		A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship.	$0	Episode 2
5	Short Guy Boots		These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to.	$778	Episode 2
6	Nifty Wario Poster		A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming.	$8,355	Episode 7
7	Odd Lucky Thingie		A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!	$234	Episode 4
8	Wishstone Fragment (3)		A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read.	$6	Episode 4
9	Spangly Celebrity Garb		Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent.	$3,191	Episode 9
10	Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts		A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable.	$935	Episode 3
11	Reindeer Headlamp		A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions.	$64	Episode 1
12	Wishstone Fragment (2)		A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids.	$0	Episode 4
13	Superfantastical Money Tree		Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.	$20	Episode 2
14	Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich		This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!	$4,734	Episode 4
15	Wishstone Fragment (5)		A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon.	$0	Episode 10
16	Scary Wrestler Mask		A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage.	$709	Episode 3
17	Has-Been Celebrity Photo		A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls.	$368	Episode 5
18	Amazing Garlic Clove		This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests!	$1,203	Episode 9
19	Mustache Wax		Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!	$373	Episode 4
20	Wishstone Fragment (4)		A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen...	$0	Episode 9
21	Brilliant Bug		A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind.	$64	Episode 6
22	Bluebird of Luckiness		A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards.	$997	Episode 10
23	North Pole Ice Cubes		Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves!	$20	Episode 6
24	Nostalgic Memory Picture		A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy.	$156	Episode 10
25	Rare Gem Cereal		A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening.	$4,096	Episode 8
26	Manly Chin Extender		Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling.	$60,550	Special Episode 4
27	Sassy Wig		This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua.	$128	Episode 8
28	Shooting Star Chunk		A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything.	$256	Episode 9
29	Electric Pork Chop		This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken.	$9,600	Special Episode 2
30	String Theory Soup		All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know.	$30,000	Special Episode 2
31	Slimy Squid Ring		A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure.	$25,600	Special Episode 3
32	Calf Hair Straightener		No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes.	$65,500	Special Episode 4
33	Lovely Burglar Mask		A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling.	$30,000	Special Episode 5

Red category

#	Treasure	Image	Description	Cost	Found in
1	Back Massage Coupon		A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away.	$736	Episode 5
2	Mouse Trap Gum		This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala!	$491	Episode 3
3	Sandals of Song		Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however.	$160	Episode 1
4	Ugly Pricey Furniture		A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting.	$49,800	Episode 9
5	Paranoid Bear Carving		It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.	$93	Episode 4
6	Ears of Sanguineness		The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world.	$2,094	Episode 10
7	Stinky Blue Cheese		This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long.	$2,509	Episode 2
8	Crazy Delicious Bamboo		This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it.	$30	Episode 9
9	Royal Golden Tools		These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though.	$20,076	Episode 2
10	Strong Sauce		Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite!	$79	Episode 1
11	Ab Annihilator		This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe.	$140	Episode 5
12	Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup		This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.	$6,409	Episode 4
13	Really Boring Firework		This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull.	$270	Episode 4
14	Fusty Golden Candle		This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat.	$10,073	Episode 5
15	Comatose Cushion		A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever.	$3,719	Episode 1
16	Panda Panzer		This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda.	$6,000	Episode 3
17	Handy Scrub Brush		A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order.	$809	Episode 9
18	Galactic Fishcake		A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day.	$71,940	Special Episode 2
19	Game & Watch 9000		An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens! When unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo.	$38,021	Episode 8
20	Cheap Tire Ring		A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it.	$5,400	Special Episode 3
21	Fishin' Hole Fishin' Pole		This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound.	$188	Episode 10
22	Wooden Nostril Cleaners		Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device.	$640	Episode 10
23	Booby-Trapped Magnet Car		This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES!	$280	Episode 6
24	Amazing Massage Chair		The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds.	$100	Episode 7
25	Clever Sidekick		A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be.	$37	Episode 8
26	Telemarketer's Bane		This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious!	$60	Episode 5
27	Hilarity Machine		The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians.	$809	Episode 7
28	Fool's Candy		If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around.	$7,901	Episode 8
29	Small Handheld Toilet		A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there.	$380	Episode 9
30	Classy Bubble Pipe		A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows...	$54	Episode 3
31	Train Window Painting		When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound.	$7,901	Episode 7
32	Fully Automated Pinwheel		This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists.	$380	Episode 7

Green category

#	Treasure	Image	Description	Cost	Found in
1	Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt		A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution.	$308	Episode 5
2	Spooky Haunted Seaweed		Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away.	$34,901	Episode 7
3	Bath-Time Shampoo Hat		This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying.	$7,359	Episode 4
4	Silky Nose Hair Tonic		Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of.	$18,500	Special Episode 4
5	Jurassic Snot		This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details.	$14,783	Episode 4
6	The Earwax Rifle		Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?!	$130	Episode 2
7	Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball		This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker.	$438	Episode 3
8	Fanny Armor		This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride!	$6,320	Episode 6
9	Formal Salmon Lure		A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp.	$239	Episode 5
10	Turbo Chompers		A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight.	$207	Episode 2
11	Superultramega Drill		A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time.	$4,085	Episode 9
12	Scary Bug in Amber		This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk.	$25,688	Episode 6
13	Excavated T. Rex Skull		A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it.	$29	Episode 1
14	Kneecap Guards		This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike.	$5,974	Episode 8
15	Totally Legit UFO Photo		A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next?	$833	Episode 10
16	Vengeful Robot Controller		This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries.	$1,052	Episode 6
17	Crop Circle Pendant		A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction!	$120	Episode 4
18	Haunted Television		A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge.	$492	Episode 4
19	Jigsaw Puzzle Solver		This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place!	$3,201	Episode 5
20	Homework-O-Matic		A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions.	$5,891	Episode 5
21	Midterm Clothespins		These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap.	$404	Episode 10
22	Starfish Ladybug		A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff.	$190	Episode 6
23	Big Scoop Camera		This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility.	$290	Episode 2
24	Freaky Cat Glasses		These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.	$3,212	Episode 10
25	Tiger Underwear of Doom		A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect.	$2,980	Episode 8
26	Sweet & Spicy Pastries		Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies.	$110	Episode 8
27	Titanium Chef Hands		A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front.	$135	Episode 7
28	Super Mega Trump Card		This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire.	$456	Episode 8
29	Forbidden Cheat Sheet		This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty.	$320	Episode 7
30	Weightless Backpack		This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.	$58	Episode 1
31	Uncomfortable False Eye		A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work.	$32,000	Special Episode 1
32	Town Gossip Billboard		This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal!	$5,800	Special Episode 1