User:Chris Helper

I will be online occasionally, but not respond to messages, so leave me a message at my talk page.

If you got any gifts for me, leave them at my talk page and I will unwrap them when I'm online.

“Stay out of my way if you know what's good for ya!”

—User:Chris Helper, Mario Kart 64

Hello and welcome to my talk page. You are free to look around. Don't look at my page too long or you'll get really dizzy! (Not really)

Favorite SMRPG Characters

• Mario - The plumber himself must save the world from Smithy since Bowser was supposed to take over the world, but got kicked out of his own castle.
• Geno - Gaz was trying to tell his mom that he came alive, but she didn't even bother to listen.
• Smithy - He's diabolicial, all right!
• Bowser - I'm going to like him, but just THIS once.

Favorite Magic Moves

• Dark Star - This item is the opposite of Star Rain and will attack only one opponent.
• Star Rain - This item is the opposite of Dark Star and will attack all enemies.
• Geno Whirl - This item attacks only one opponent. Press Y when it flies offscreen for a instant KO to the enemy.
• Ultra Flame - Version 3 of the Fire Orb. Press Y to incinerate all opponents.
• HP Rain - Mallow's magic move that restores HP to only one ally.
• Fire Orb - Mario's basic move that can allow him to burn one opponent.
• Group Hug - Peach's special ability that can heal all allies.

Awesome Mario Games

• Mario Kart Wii - I play this when I'm bored. The only thing I hate about this game is those igit Spiny Shells!
• Mario Paint - I play this when there's nothing else to do.
• Super Mario 64 - I managed to get all 120 Power Stars on this game.
• Super Mario Kart - I have been playing this game since I was 3.

The enemies that I hate

• Robirdo - Why bother creating a robot when you can fight the real thing?
• King Wart - It's so disgusting to see him burp out bubbles from his mouth.
• King K. Rool - I like him a little, but why did Rare create this obese crocodile as head of the kremlings?

Q & A

• Q: Do I have a 3DS?
• A: Yes. If you would like to be my friend, please send me your friend code on my talk page.

My box

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:-(	This user doesn't like people fighting on the wiki because it breaks his heart.

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vg-5	This user has got Super Mario All-Stars for Christmas.

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This user listens to video game music.

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This user STILL owns a working Game Boy Color!

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This user likes to write stories and draw pictures to match it.

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This user is an intermediate programmer.

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Ps	This user has Sony Vegas.

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?	This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

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This user loves their Gamecube but hates the fact that it still plays Game Boy Player, but the system's defunct.

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This user would still play the N64 if it would stop acting like a fool.

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PS3	This user enjoys playing games on a Playstation 3.

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This user used to love playing their SNES until it broke.

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This user loves the Super Mario, Paper Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Pokemon series.

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This user's favorite video game characters are Mario and Sonic.

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This user is wondering how Luigi can live in the shadow of a man who's only half of his size.

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This user enjoys the Yoshi's Island video game series.

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This user wonders why Yoshi has a big nose.

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Mario

This user plays the Super Mario series.

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This user is a huge fan of the Paper Mario series and the cheesy dialogue.

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This user plays the Pokémon series.

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This user plays the Sonic series.

My videos

I once played a fan-game where all the Sonic characters were driving on karts. <youtube>CTqknWl_rd0</youtube>

Tracks

• Mario Circuit
• Pipe Speedway
• Dry Dry Desert
• Luigi Circuit
• Peach's Castle (Peach Gardens is also in this)
• Crawla Cape (Parody of Koopa Cape from Mario Kart Wii)
• Dusty Dunes (This is not similar to Dusty Dune Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy)
• Azure City
• DK Cavern (It seems to be a parody of DK Isles)
• Battleship Halberd

My own Mario references

If you want to see my Mario references, go here.

Super Chris Quest

• In "The 3DS Uproar", Chris-Alice can be heard playing Mario Kart 7 on her 3DS, and Landa thanks Amelia for Paper Mario 3DS.