User:Chris Helper

I will be online occasionally, but not respond to messages, so leave me a message at my talk page.

If you got any gifts for me, leave them at my talk page and I will unwrap them when I'm online.

“Stay out of my way if you know what's good for ya!”

—User:Chris Helper, Mario Kart 64

Hello and welcome to my talk page. You are free to look around. Don't look at my page too long or you'll get really dizzy! (Not really)

Favorite SMRPG Characters

• Mario - The plumber himself must save the world from Smithy since Bowser was supposed to take over the world, but got kicked out of his own castle.
• Geno - Gaz was trying to tell his mom that he came alive, but she didn't even bother to listen.
• Smithy - He's diabolicial, all right!
• Bowser - I'm going to like him, but just THIS once.

Favorite Magic Moves

• Dark Star - This item is the opposite of Star Rain and will attack only one opponent.
• Star Rain - This item is the opposite of Dark Star and will attack all enemies.
• Geno Whirl - This item attacks only one opponent. Press Y when it flies offscreen for a instant KO to the enemy.
• Ultra Flame - Version 3 of the Fire Orb. Press Y to incinerate all opponents.
• HP Rain - Mallow's magic move that restores HP to only one ally.
• Fire Orb - Mario's basic move that can allow him to burn one opponent.
• Group Hug - Peach's special ability that can heal all allies.

Awesome Mario Games

• Mario Kart Wii - I play this when I'm bored. The only thing I hate about this game is those igit Spiny Shells!
• Mario Paint - I play this when there's nothing else to do.
• Super Mario 64 - I managed to get all 120 Power Stars on this game.
• Super Mario Kart - I have been playing this game since I was 3.

The enemies that I hate

• Robirdo - Why bother creating a robot when you can fight the real thing?
• King Wart - It's so disgusting to see him burp out bubbles from his mouth.
• King K. Rool - I like him a little, but why did Rare create this obese crocodile as head of the kremlings?

Q & A

• Q: Do I have a 3DS?
• A: Yes. If you would like to be my friend, please send me your friend code on my talk page.

My box

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:-(	This user doesn't like people fighting on the wiki because it breaks his heart.

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vg-5	This user has got Super Mario All-Stars for Christmas.

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This user listens to video game music.

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This user STILL owns a working Game Boy Color!

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This user likes to write stories and draw pictures to match it.

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This user is an intermediate programmer.

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Ps	This user has Sony Vegas, but he sometimes uses different movie makers.

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This user loves their Gamecube but hates the fact that it still plays Game Boy Player, but the system's defunct.

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This user would still play the N64 if it would stop acting like a fool.

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This user used to love playing their SNES until it broke.

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This user loves the Super Mario, Paper Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Pokemon series.

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This user's favorite video game characters are Mario and Sonic.

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This user is wondering how Luigi can live in the shadow of a man who's only half of his size.

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This user enjoys the Yoshi's Island video game series.

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This user wonders why Yoshi has a big nose.

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Mario

This user plays the Super Mario series.

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This user is a huge fan of the Paper Mario series and the cheesy dialogue.

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This user plays the Pokémon series.

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This user plays the Sonic series.

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This user has a YouTube account.

My videos

I once played a fan-game where all the Sonic characters were driving on karts. <youtube>CTqknWl_rd0</youtube>

Tracks

• Mario Circuit
• Pipe Speedway
• Dry Dry Desert
• Luigi Circuit
• Peach's Castle (Peach Gardens is also in this)
• Crawla Cape (Parody of Koopa Cape from Mario Kart Wii)
• Dusty Dunes (This is not similar to Dusty Dune Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy)
• Azure City
• DK Cavern (It seems to be a parody of DK Isles)
• Battleship Halberd

My own Mario references

If you want to see my Mario references, go here.

Chris Helper's Story Corner

Did you get a gander at the characters?

Welcome to my story corner! This is about the stories I have written when I had nothing to do. In these stories, you'll follow the life of Chris Tompkins.

Stories

• Episode 1: The 3DS Uproar
• Episode 2: The PSP Uproar
• Episode 3: Super Chris Racing
• Episode 4: Sleepless on Sunny Road
• Episode 5: Niecy's Unexplained Disappearance
• Episode 6: Dark Chris's Demise
• Episode 7: Halloween
• Episode 8: Cheerleader Strike
• Episode 9: Chris's Birthday
• Episode 10: Amelia's Bad Day
• Episode 11: The Kart Jacker

Episode 1: The 3DS Uproar

The 3DS Uproar is the first story written by Chris Helper. It focuses on Chris Tompkins; a 15-year-old boy who is desperate to get a 3DS like the others. Can he get one before he obliterates Super Chris City?

Chapters

Chapter 1: The First 3DS Spotted

Chris was reading the Super Chris Newspaper, and there were a bunch of articles in it that weren't necessary. They were mainly about the Super Chris Economy. While scanning, he found an interesting article. He was about to read it until his sister, Chris-Alice, came along holding an Aqua Blue 3DS playing Mario Kart 7. "Hello, Chris." She says. Chris, who was about to read, looks up and says; "Hey, Chris-Alic..." He looked at the 3DS and was interrupted. "Where did you get that?" he asked. "I bought it." Chris-Alice said. Chris slammed the newspaper on the table and said; "I need to get one, seriously." He stomped out of his front door.

Chapter 2: The 3DS Craze

Later that following day, he was walking up the sidewalk to Super Chris City. As he was walking, he saw a boy and his sister with Cosmo Black (brother) and Misty Pink (sister) 3DSes. Chris stops, looks and asks; "Where do people keep getting these 3DSes?" He continues walking in a sulkish manner. When he reached the city gates, a green airplane flew over the gates with a banner saying; "Get a 3DS today!" The banner was white with an Aqua Blue 3DSes and "Get a 3DS today" was in red text. Chris, getting even more depressed, looks at the plane and says; "3...D...S?!" He walks through the gate entrance in a very depressed mood.

Chapter 3: The 3DS Gifts given by Amelia

While he looks for a store with a 3DS, his spouse, Amelia, is leaning on a tree playing her Cosmo Black 3DS. Amelia looks at Chris in a depressed mood, and goes to him. She asks; "Hey, Chris. What's wrong?" Chris doesn't reply at first. He takes a deep breath and replies; "Amelia, I've been thinking... Just last night, my mom said I couldn't have a 3DS..." Just then, a girl named Landa goes up to Amelia holding Super Mario 3D Land in her hands and says; "Super Mario 3D Land?! Thanks, Amelia!" Amelia generously responds; "Don't mention it, Landa." Landa walks off and Chris continues; "Not that it matters since my mother..." He was again interrupted by Brenda; a 25-year-old young woman; she came up to Amelia saying; "Thanks for the pouch, Amelia. Happy 3DS Day!"

Chapter 4: Chris Gone Crazy

Amelia kindly replied; "You too, Bren." Chris, again, continues from his story while saying; "I really would appreciate it if someone would..." He was yet again interrupted by Amelia's best friend Sulley, who drove up in a convertible holding a Flare Red 3DS. "Hey, Amelia! I just wanted to thank you for this Flare Red 3DS!" He then said to Chris; "Can you believe this thing? I just met it this morning. Chris, for the last time, continues his story in a state of anger; "So, as I was saying..." Chris was finally interrupted by a person who asked; "Excuse me, do you guys have the time?" Chris, in a very angry state, picks up the passerby and hurls him high into the air. He then yelled; "I WANT A 3DS TOO!" He then started to act like Donkey Kong and go tearing through the city with a golden hammer. He first stopped at a guy with a DS cart who was selling outdated DS and DS Lite systems. He roared at the boxes, and then he took out his hammer and smashed all of them, leaving nothing but scrap metal. Then, he stopped at a guy in a 3DS costume with kids dancing around him. As soon as they spotted Chris, they all ran away. Chris stormed up to him saying; "I defy you, 3DS-Man!" He grabbed the man's costume and ripped it in half revealing the guy who was in it. During the event, a man on the P.A. announced; "Attention, everyone. Our town hero is on the loose!" After hearing this, they all ran for cover while Chris tears for 3DSes to break. He then stopped at one on top of a building. He looked at it and said; "3DS must die!"
He then ran up the wall and stopped at the Flare Red 3DS sitting there. He takes out a very sharp needle and pops the balloon. The balloon deflates, and Chris jumps down to the sidewalk.

Chapter 5: The End of the Chase

After the jump, Chris eyed a 13-year-old girl with her Cosmo Black 3DS and said; "3DS must die!" He takes the girl's 3DS and snaps it in half with the top screen and touch screen split apart. The girl then started crying. Amelia, with a bunch of bystanders, looks at Chris and the crying girl. "Chris!" she said angrily. Chris, munching on the 3DS parts, looks at her and raises his golden hammer. Amelia and the bystanders then scream and run for cover, but they ended up at a dead end with Chris chasing them. After cornering them, Chris roared at them. When he had enough, he said; "Give...me...Amelia!"

Chapter 6: Will the Real Chris Tompkins Please Settle Down?

Amelia was thrown out of the passerby crowd and she chuckles at Chris slightly. Chris, in a very angry mood, says; "You're going to give these people 3DS-related stuff and NOT ME?! Now YOU MUST PAY!" "Okay, Chris, I know I'm the one who deserves this, but do they?" Amelia replied while finding ways to cheer him up. "They don't even DESERVE a 3DS!" He replied really angry. He then started to gang up on them, but he suddenly realized what happened to him. During this, Amelia runs to a toy store for a 3DS.

Chapter 7: Two Months Ago

In the first month, Chris asked his mother Aubree for a 3DS. He told his mother how harsh his math teacher was and she immediately said; "No 3DS until you bring up that grade!" Hearing this, Chris immediately went into a coma that following month. The next month, he was laying on the family couch with a doctor overlooking him. Aubree, nervous about the coma problem, asks; "Dr. Meadows, is there any cure for this coma he's suffering?" Dr. Meadows takes out his cure book and looks for a cure relating to comas. "Ms. Tompkins, I'm afraid there's only one cure." Aubree was willing to know. Dr. Meadows's cure was; "Buy him a 3DS."
Aubree had to pay $100 to Dr. Meadows. He took the money then left. Aubree immediately broke into tears after he left. That following month, she bought a 3DS for herself, but she still cried because she had to buy Chris one to get him out of that coma.

Chapter 8: Back to Normal

Chris was having a reality check while staring at the bystanders. During this, Amelia ran towards Chris holding a 3DS box. Chris was then snapped back into what he was doing. He ganged up on all of the bystanders, and when he got really close, he roared at them. "Here I come! It's a free 3DS!" Amelia said behind him. One of the bystanders came out and said; "Look, Chris! It's here! It's here! The best system in all of Super Chris City is right behind you!" "Sure it is." he said in an unbelieving tone. "I'm telling you, it's right there, turn around!" The bystander said; "It's right there! Turn around!" Chris said; "Uh-uh." "Chris, just turn around." The bystander said again. Chris refused to turn around. They all started telling him to turn around. Chris soon enough yelled; "QUIET! There's is NOTHING behind me! Now all of you just shut up and go home!" Amelia just tapped his shoulder; Chris quickly replied "What do you want?" He eyes the 3DS and goes near it. He takes the 3DS out of Amelia's hands and stammers. "Happy 3DS Day, Chris!" Chris, full of joy, replied; "Yay! Yay! My 3DS!" He opened the 3DS and started to play with it. While playing, Chris apologizes to all of the citizens for his crazy actions he has done, then everyone played games in Super Chris City throughout the night.

The end.

Trivia

• Stone Chris makes a cameo in this episode. He can be seen playing a Flare Red 3DS.
• The corruption in this story is that the Misty Pink 3DS isn't released in America yet.
• The story's plot is a reference to the SpongeBob episode "Valentine's Day" where Patrick goes crazy at a local carnival because SpongeBob's valentine didn't arrive as planned.

==The PSP Uproar The PSP Uproar is the second story written by Chris Helper. In this story, it is mainly focused on Chris Tompkins, the only guy in the family without a PSP or a PSP Go. Can he get one before his days with Sony is over?

Chapters

Chapter 1: Chris in Mourn

It was a bright day at the Tompkins household. Aubree and her 20-year-old son Jack are merrily playing their PSPs (Aubree had a PSP Go and Jack had a PSP-3000). Cousins Bonnie and Camille are playing their Hannah Montana limited edition PSPs. Amelia and Dale play their PSP-2000s together. We also have Chris, the only one in the family without a PSP or a PSP Go. While he watches the guys play, he lies on the couch in a desperate state of mourn. His face is entirely blue, and he can hear himself moan like a banshee that is dying away. Since there is no way of getting him back into normal self.