User:Doc von Schmeltwick

Doc von Schmeltwick
Favorite Mario power-up	Hammer Suit, Boomerang Flower, and Blue Shell (Shells are awesome.)

Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined on May 15, 2017. I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. What I dislike is political garbage, be it governmental, social, identity, et cetera. Just...keep that off here, it does not belong.

User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects My other wiki project

Best character who hasn't been made (yet): Gold Tanooki Cat Baby Metal Waluigette: ultimate roster filler!

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  Most underappreciated artwork ever

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  If you're actually reading this excuse for a page, this is probably you (talking to you epecially KF)

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  I wanted to keep this on a whim, lel

Some current goals:

• Merge Super Soda to Fresh Juice
• Merge Ice Piranha Plant to Frost Piranha
• Split Bin into something logical
• Merge the Dark Moon section of Big Boo into Boolossus
• Merge the SPM "Moon Cleft" to Cleft
• Merge Lava Piranha to Fire Piranha Plant

So you've gotten into a debate with me

Want some tips into effectively arguing with me? For starters, if I start a debate acting on-the-fence suggesting a change, do not under any circumstances attempt to shut it down with a "no that's 100% impossible." Instead, take a more ambiguous approach like I'd started with. Basically, the more you push, the more I'll push back. I'm like Canary Mary from Banjo-Tooie in that regard. Additionally, "this is an English Wiki" is not now and never will be an argument. It may be an English wiki, but it's a predominantly Japanese franchise, so not looking at it from an international perspective is disingenuous and helps nobody.