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This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street.

The characters from the Super Mario and Dragon Quest franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

By franchise[edit]

Character-specific interactions[edit]

This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.

KEY[edit]

Opponents close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
Landing on a low-priced shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
Landing on an average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
Landing on an expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth

Alena[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"
To Luigi: "I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"
To Daisy: "Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"
To Slime: "If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"
To Princessa: "It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"
To Kiryl: "Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"
To Yangus: "Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"
To Carver: "Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"
To Dragonlord: "Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"
To Stella: "Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"
To player: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Kiryl: "Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"
To Stella: "Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."
To Dragonlord: "Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."
To Stella: "So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"
To Stella: "Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"
To Princessa: "You must use this gold for renovation of country."
To Kiryl: "Kiryl! You are big stupid!"
To Yangus: "You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."
To Bianca: "This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, Bianca."
To Stella: "Stella! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"
To player: "I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."

Angelo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Peach: "I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"
To Daisy: "But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"
To Birdo: "Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"
To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."
To Yangus: "Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"
To Bianca: "I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"
To Alena: "She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."
To Jessica: "That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"
To Stella: "You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"
To Patty: "Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Peach: "When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"
To Daisy: "Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."
To Birdo: "I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"
To Princessa: "This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"
To Yangus: "Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."
To Bianca: "I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."
To Alena: "I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"
To Jessica: "Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"
To Stella: "I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"
To Patty: "What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Peach: "It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."
To Birdo: "Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"
To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"
To Yangus: "Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"
To Bianca: "Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"
To Alena: "I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."
To Jessica: "Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."
To Stella: "So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."
To Patty: "So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Peach: "If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"
To Daisy: "I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."
To Birdo: "Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"
To Princessa: "Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"
To Yangus: "These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"
To Bianca: "The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."
To Alena: "This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."
To Jessica: "This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"
To Stella: "The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."
To Patty: "This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Peach: "Well, Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."
To Daisy: "I...I hope you're suitably impressed, Princess Daisy. All this I've bought, just for you..."
To Birdo: "Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"
To Princessa: "When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value..."
To Yangus: "Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"
To Bianca: "...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, Bianca."
To Alena: "Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."
To Jessica: "Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, Jessica. Even after that."
To Stella: "A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, Stella. Ha ha ha!"
To Patty: "If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, Patty, then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."
To male player: "You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"
To female player: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."

Bianca[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To male player: "Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."
To female player: "I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."

Birdo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."
To Luigi: "Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"
To Peach: "Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"
To Dragonlord: "Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
To Slime: "Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"
To Angelo: "Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"
To Luigi: "Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"
To Angelo: "Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, Mario?"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"
To Angelo: "Angelo, you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"
To male player: "How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"
To female player: "This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."

Bowser[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"
To Slime: "AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"
To Princessa: "Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"
To Kiryl: "ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"
To Yangus: "Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"
To Angelo: "Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, Angelo! BWAHAHAHA!"
To Platypunk: "GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"
To Bianca: "Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"
To Alena: "Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's Alena so close to winning!?"
To Carver: "Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"
To Jessica: "GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, Jessica!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"
To Stella: "STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."
To Patty: "There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"
To player: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
To Diddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"
To Slime: "Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
To Princessa: "GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"
To Kiryl: "C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"
To Yangus: "You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"
To Angelo: "This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"
To Platypunk: "Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"
To Bianca: "Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"
To Alena: "This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"
To Carver: "Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"
To Jessica: "I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
To Dragonlord: "Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"
To Stella: "Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"
To Patty: "Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
To Slime: "Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"
To Princessa: "Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"
To Kiryl: "Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"
To Yangus: "I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"
To Angelo: "Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"
To Platypunk: "Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"
To Bianca: "Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"
To Alena: "No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"
To Carver: "Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"
To Jessica: "BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
To Dragonlord: "Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"
To Stella: "What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"
To Patty: "What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"
To player: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"
To Slime: "Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"
To Princessa: "Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"
To Kiryl: "What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"
To Yangus: "ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"
To Angelo: "WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"
To Platypunk: "Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"
To Bianca: "GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"
To Alena: "Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"
To Carver: "ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"
To Jessica: "ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"
To Dragonlord: "Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"
To Stella: "Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"
To Patty: "You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"
To male player: "HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"
To female player: "HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
To Luigi: "GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"
To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"
To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"
To Slime: "Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"
To Princessa: "If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"
To Kiryl: "GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"
To Yangus: "Better watch your back, Yangus! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"
To Angelo: "GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"
To Platypunk: "Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"
To Bianca: "AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"
To Alena: "What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"
To Carver: "GRRRRR! Better watch out, Carver. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"
To Jessica: "When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"
To Stella: "Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"
To Patty: "I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"
To male player: "You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask Mario how that's worked out for him!"
To female player: "You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"

Bowser Jr.[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
To player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Bowser: "Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"
To Luigi: "This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!"
To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
To player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Carver[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"
To Luigi: "You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"
To Peach: "What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"
To Toad: "You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"
To Donkey Kong: "Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"
To Slime: "Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."
To Platypunk: "Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"
To Alena: "Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"
To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"
To Patty: "Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"
To player: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Patty: "Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Patty: "Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Patty: "Patty! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"
To male player: "Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."
To female player: "Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"

The player leveling up[edit]

To female player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, lady! I'll put on a big spread over at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast!"

Diddy Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
To Bowser Jr.: "Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"
To Carver: "Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, Carver! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"
To others: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"
To player: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, Donkey Kong! You're barely making a profit here!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"
To Bowser Jr.: "Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, Bowser Jr.!)"
To Carver: "Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, Carver! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"
To male player: "Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"
To female player: "Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"

Donkey Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"
To Carver: "Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"
To Carver: "Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"
To Carver: "Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, Diddy Kong! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"
To Carver: "Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, Carver!)"
To player: "Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"

Dragonlord[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"
To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"
To Platypunk: "Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."
To Patty: "Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Slime: "Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."
To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."
To Platypunk: "Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Slime: "Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"
To Princessa: "Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."
To Platypunk: "Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"
To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Slime: "Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"
To Princessa: "There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"
To Platypunk: "What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"
To Patty: "Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"
To player: "Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Slime: "Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"
To Princessa: "Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"
To Platypunk: "Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"
To Patty: "Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."
To player: "I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"

Jessica[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Yangus: "I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."
To Angelo: "No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Yangus: "If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."
To Angelo: "I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."
To Stella: "Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"
To Player: "Looks like the only shop that can be swapped for mine of yours, (Player's name)! Why don't we give it a try?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Yangus: "He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."
To Angelo: "This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"
To Stella: "Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Yangus: "Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"
To Angelo: "No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."
To Stella: "Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Yangus: "Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"
To Angelo: "Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, Angelo."
To Stella: "Keep calm, Jessica, keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."
To male player: "I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"
To female player: "I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"

Kiryl[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."
To Alena: "You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"
To Angelo: "I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Alena: "Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"
To Alena: "This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"
To Patty: "You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"
To Alena: "This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"
To Patty: "Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Luigi, you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."
To Alena: "Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."
To Patty: "Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"
To player: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."

Luigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"
To Peach: "Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"
To Bowser: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"
To Daisy: "You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"
To Yoshi: "Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Toad: "Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Donkey Kong: "Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Wario: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"
To Diddy Kong: "Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"
To Slime: "Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Princessa: "Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Kiryl: "Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Platypunk: "Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Angelo: "Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Yangus: "Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Alena: "Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Bianca: "Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Carver: "Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Jessica: "Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Dragonlord: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"
To Stella: "Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Patty: "Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Peach: "I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "So much for brotherly love, huh, Mario?"
To player: "Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"

Mario[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"
To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"
To Bowser: "Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
To Toad: "My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"
To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"
To Slime: "Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"
To Princessa: "Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"
To Kiryl: "Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"
To Yangus: "Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"
To Angelo: "Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"
To Platypunk: "Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"
To Bianca: "Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"
To Alena: "It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"
To Carver: "You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"
To Jessica: "I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"
To Stella: "Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"
To Patty: "How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"
To male player: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"
To female player: "What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"
To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"
To Bowser: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops , enemy of mine!"
To Toad: "Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"
To Wario: "You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"
To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"
To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
To Diddy Kong: "Don't believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."
To Slime: "Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"
To Princessa: "I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"
To Kiryl: "Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"
To Yangus: "Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"
To Angelo: "You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"
To Platypunk: "Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"
To Bianca: "Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"
To Alena: "Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"
To Carver: "It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"
To Jessica: "Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"
To Dragonlord: "We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"
To Stella: "Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"
To Patty: "Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"
To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
To Wario: "I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"
To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"
To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"
To Slime: "I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"
To Princessa: "Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"
To Kiryl: "Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"
To Yangus: "Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"
To Angelo: "Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"
To Platypunk: "Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"
To Bianca: "Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"
To Alena: "Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"
To Carver: "Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"
To Jessica: "Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"
To Dragonlord: "I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"
To Stella: "Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"
To Patty: "Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"
To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"
To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"
To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"
To Toad: "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"
To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"
To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"
To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"
To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"
To Slime: "What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"
To Princessa: "Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"
To Kiryl: "Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"
To Yangus: "Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"
To Angelo: "Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"
To Platypunk: "What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"
To Bianca: "My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
To Alena: "This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"
To Carver: "I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"
To Jessica: "Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"
To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"
To Stella: "Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"
To Patty: "I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I've done for you!?"
To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"
To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, Wario?"
To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"
To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"
To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"
To Slime: "Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"
To Princessa: "That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess Princessa!"
To Kiryl: "Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"
To Yangus: "Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"
To Angelo: "Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"
To Platypunk: "I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"
To Bianca: "Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"
To Alena: "Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"
To Carver: "Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"
To Jessica: "I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, Jessica!"
To Dragonlord: "Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"
To Stella: "I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"
To Patty: "Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"
To male player: "Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"
To female player: "Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"

Patty[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"
To Luigi: "Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"
To Peach: "I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."
To Slime: "It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."
To Kiryl: "Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"
To Yangus: "Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."
To Angelo: "Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"
To Carver: "Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"
To Stella: "Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Kiryl: "Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"
To Yangus: "Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."
To Angelo: "Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"
To Carver: "Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"
To Stella: "Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."
To Yangus: "You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."
To Angelo: "This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"
To Stella: "This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."
To Yangus: "Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"
To Angelo: "I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."
To Stella: "I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "Wow, Kiryl! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn Alena..."
To Yangus: "I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."
To Angelo: "That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"
To Stella: "Phew! You really mean business, huh, Stella? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."
To male player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."
To female player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."

Platypunk[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"
To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Slime: "Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"
To Dragonlord: "I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Slime: "Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."
To Dragonlord: "Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Slime: "A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"
To Dragonlord: "You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Slime: "For a slime, you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"
To Dragonlord: "Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"
To Patty: "I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"
To male player: "The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"
To female player: "Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"

Princess Daisy[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"
To Peach: "I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"
To Yoshi: "How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"
To Bowser: "Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."
To Toad: "Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"
To Donkey Kong: "Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"
To Wario: "I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"
To Waluigi: "Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"
To Birdo: "I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"
To Diddy Kong: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
To Princessa: "You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"
To Platypunk: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"
To Alena: "I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"
To Stella: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!" (in a surprised emotion)
To player: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"
To Luigi: "You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"
To Peach: "Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"
To Yoshi: "I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"
To Bowser: "Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"
To Toad: "Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"
To Donkey Kong: "It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"
To Wario: "Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"
To Waluigi: "You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"
To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"
To Diddy Kong: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
To Alena: "We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"
To Stella: "Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"
To Luigi: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"
To Peach: "Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"
To Yoshi: "I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"
To Bowser: "How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"
To Toad: "This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"
To Donkey Kong: "Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"
To Wario: "I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"
To Waluigi: "What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."
To Birdo: "Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"
To Princessa: "Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"
To Alena: "What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"
To Stella: "This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"
To player "I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!
To Luigi: "Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"
To Peach: "I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"
To Bowser: "Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"
To Toad: "Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"
To Donkey Kong: "Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"
To Wario: "Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"
To Waluigi: "Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"
To Birdo: "Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"
To Diddy Kong: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"
To Princessa: "Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"
To Alena: "It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"
To Stella: "Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"
To Luigi: "You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"
To Peach: "Such cruelty, Peach! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"
To Yoshi: "Hmph! I would've expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"
To Bowser: "I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"
To Toad: "I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"
To Donkey Kong: "Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"
To Wario: "Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, Waluigi?"
To Birdo: "Eek! I thought we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"
To Princessa: "You really are a princess, aren't you, Princessa? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"
To Alena: "No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"
To Dragonlord: "Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"
To Stella: "Hey, Stella! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"
To male player: "Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"
To female player: "I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"

Princess Peach[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"
To Luigi: "Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!
To Bowser: "How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"
To Daisy: "Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"
To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"
To Other Super Mario Characters: "(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"
To Slime: "Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"
To Other Dragon Quest Characters: "(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
To Other Female Dragon Quest Characters like Jessica: "Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"
To player: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"
To Bowser: "I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"
To Toad: "You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"
To Luigi: "What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"
To Bowser: "Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"
To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
To Bowser Jr.: "A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"
To Luigi: "I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"
To Bowser: "Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"
To Wario: "Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"
To Luigi: "I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"
To Bowser: "I've never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."
To player: "You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"

Player buys stock in her district[edit]

To player: "Why did you buy stock in my district, (player's name)? Are you planning on sabotaging me?"

Princessa[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."
To Platypunk: "It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."
To Dragonlord: "Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"
To Stella: "Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"
To Stella: "Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Dragonlord: "It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."
To Stella: "Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"
To player: "This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Dragonlord: "Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."
To Stella: "Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Dragonlord: "Typical Dragonlord. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."
To Stella: "Oh dear... Well, Miss Stella, I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."
To player: "I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."

Slime[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Platypunk: "What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"
To Dragonlord: "Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"
To Stella: "Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"
To Patty: "You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Platypunk: "You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."
To Dragonlord: "Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Platypunk: "Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"
To Dragonlord: "Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"
To Stella: "Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"
To Patty: "Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Platypunk: "Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"
To Dragonlord: "Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"
To Stella: "A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"
To Patty: "Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"
To player: "You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Platypunk: "You platypunks really hate our guts, don't you?"
To Dragonlord: "Boo hoo goo! Dragonlord's picking on me! Dragonlord's— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"
To Stella: "I thought you were a nice faerie, Stella. But you give me the blooze!"
To Patty: "Y-You've changed, Patty... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"
To player: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"

Stella[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"
To Luigi: "Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"
To Peach: "Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"
To Yoshi: "Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"
To Bowser: "Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."
To Toad: "You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"
To Donkey Kong: "Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"
To Wario: "Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"
To Waluigi: "How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"
To Daisy: "Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"
To Birdo: "Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."
To Diddy Kong: "Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"
To Slime: "I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."
To Princessa: "Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"
To Kiryl: "I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"
To Yangus: "Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"
To Angelo: "It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."
To Platypunk: "Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"
To Bianca: "I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"
To Alena: "Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"
To Carver: "Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"
To Jessica: "Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."
To Dragonlord: "We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"
To Patty: "Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Daisy: "Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"
To Princessa: "Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"
To Alena: "Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"
To Jessica: "I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"
To Patty: "What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Daisy: "You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."
To Princessa: "I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."
To Alena: "This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."
To Jessica: "I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"
To Patty: "That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."
To player: "I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Princessa: "Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."
To Alena: "Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"
To Jessica: "Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"
To Patty: "Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Daisy: "Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, Daisy. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."
To Princessa: "You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"
To Alena: "No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"
To Jessica: "This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, Jessica? Ba-ba-boom!"
To Patty: "I haven't upset you, have I, Patty? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."
To player: "You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"

Toad[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
To Luigi: "Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"
To Peach: "You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"
To Yoshi: "This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"
To Bowser: "Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"
To Donkey Kong: "Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"
To Wario: "Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"
To Waluigi: "Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"
To Birdo: "Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"
To Diddy Kong: "Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"
To Bowser Jr.: "It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"
To Slime: "I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"
To Princessa: "Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"
To Kiryl: "We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."
To Yangus: "Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"
To Angelo: "I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"
To Platypunk: "I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"
To Bianca: "Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"
To Alena: "I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."
To Carver: "Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"
To Jessica: "Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"
To Dragonlord: "And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"
To Stella: "Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."
To Patty: "What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"
To player: "You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "I have an offer that may be worth your while…"
To Luigi: "Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
To Peach: "Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
To Yoshi: "I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"
To Bowser: "Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"
To Luigi: "This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"
To Peach: "Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"
To Yoshi: "You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"
To Bowser: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Donkey Kong: "This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"
To Wario: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Daisy: "You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"
To Bowser Jr.: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Dragonlord: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!
To Peach: "Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"
To Bowser: "Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."
To Donkey Kong: "Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."
To player: "These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Peach: "Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"
To player: "You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"

Waluigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Luigi: "Hah! You really think you can beat me, Luigi? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"
To Wario: "You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, Wario? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"
To others: "I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Luigi: "Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"
To Wario: "Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"
To Wario: "Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "You've won this round, Luigi... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"
To Wario: "AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"
To player: "Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"

Wario[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Wario's taking first place today! Anyone who gets in my way is gonna home limping!"
To Bowser: "Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"
To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"
To Waluigi: "C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"
To Bowser: "You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"
To Bowser: "You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to Mario...but I gotta do it!"
To Luigi: "Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"
To Peach: "You're robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"
To Bowser: "No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"
To Toad: "I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"
To Donkey Kong: "That's it, Donkey Kong! I'm selling you to the zoo!"
To male player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"
To female player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"

Yangus[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Angelo: "I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"
To Jessica: "Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Angelo: "Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"
To Jessica: "Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Angelo: "Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"
To Jessica: "I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"
To Patty: "Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Angelo: "Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"
To Jessica: "Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"
To Patty: "Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Angelo: "You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"
To Jessica: "Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"
To Patty: "You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, Patty."
To male player: "That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"
To female player: "Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"

Yoshi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, Mario! I always knew you were a winner!)"
To Luigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're really on the ball today, Luigi!)"
To Peach: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, Princess Peach! You played great today!)"
To Bowser: "Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let Bowser win!)"
To Toad: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like Toad is our hero for the day!)"
To Donkey Kong: "Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, Donkey Kong! ...Can I have one?)"
To Wario: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Wario's one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"
To Waluigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Waluigi! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"
To Daisy: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, Princess Daisy? Don't you want to keep playing?)"
To Birdo: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, Birdo!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! (Mario... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"

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Games	Super Mario franchise	Platformers	Super Mario series	Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
			Mario vs. Donkey Kong series	Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
			Other	Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
		Mario Kart series		Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
		Mario Party series	Main	Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch)
		Mario Party series	Handheld games	Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
		Sports games	Mario Golf series	Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
			Mario Tennis series	Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
			Mario Baseball series	Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
			Mario Strikers series	Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
			Other	Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
		Role-playing games	Paper Mario series	Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
			Mario & Luigi series	Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS)
			Other	Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
		Dr. Mario series		Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
		Luigi's Mansion series		Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
		Educational games		Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
		Crossovers	Mario & Sonic series	Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
			Itadaki Street series	Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
			Other	Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
	Donkey Kong franchise	Platformers	Donkey Kong Country series	Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
			Donkey Kong Land series	Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
			DK series	DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
			Miscellaneous	Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64) • New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (Wii, 2008)
		Racing games		Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
		Canceled games		Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
	Yoshi franchise	Platformers	Yoshi's Island series	Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
		Platformers	Other	Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
		Other		Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
	Wario franchise	WarioWare series		WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
		Wario Land series		Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
		Other		Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
	Super Smash Bros. series			Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series				Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other				LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
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9-Volt • Ashley • Baby Mario • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy Koopa • Larry Koopa • Lemmy Koopa • Ludwig von Koopa • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton Koopa Jr. • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy Koopa • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy O. Koopa • Wrinkly Kong • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket

[Edit] Itadaki Street DS / Fortune Street
Characters	Super Mario franchise	Mario • Luigi • Princess Peach • Yoshi • Bowser • Toad • Donkey Kong • Wario • Waluigi • Princess Daisy • Birdo • Diddy Kong^b • Bowser Jr.^b
	Dragon Quest series	Slime • Princessa • Kiryl • Yangus • Angelo • Platypunk • Bianca • Alena • Carver • Jessica • Dragonlord • Stella^b • Patty^b
	Other	Mii^b • Lakitu • Healslime • Goodybag
Stages	Super Mario franchise	Bowser's Castle • Delfino Plaza • Good Egg Galaxy^b • Mario Circuit • Mario Stadium • Peach's Castle • Starship Mario^b • Super Mario Bros. • Yoshi's Island
	Dragon Quest series	Alefgard • Alltrades Abbey^b • Castle Trodain • Colossus • Mt. Magmageddon • Slimenia • Ghost Ship • Robbin' Hood Ruins • The Observatory^b
	Other	Practice Board^b
Minigames		Itadaki Slot^a • Amida Dokan^a • Gin no Tarot^a • Monster Colosseum^a • Round the Blocks^b • Memory Block^b • Dart of Gold^b • Slurpodrome^b
Further info		Gallery (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Media (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Quotes (Super Mario characters: A–M · N–Z \| Dragon Quest characters: A–J · K–Z) • Sound test^a • Staff (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street)
^a Appears only in Itadaki Street DS ^b Appears only in Fortune Street

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-{{italic title|List of quotes in ''Fortune Street''}}
+{{italic title|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes}}
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+{{rewrite|Proper formatting; some incorrect quotes (dialogue text dump can be found [https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/632973-fortune-street/61755734 here] on the last page)}}
 This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Fortune Street]]''.
-Note: The characters from the ''Mario'' and ''Dragon Quest'' series are separated through a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.
+The characters from the ''[[Super Mario (franchise)|Super Mario]]'' and ''Dragon Quest'' franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.
-==Mario series characters==
+==By franchise==
-===Birdo===
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (A–M)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Super Mario'' characters (A–M)]]
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (N–Z)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Super Mario'' characters (N–Z)]]
-*"So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (A–J)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Dragon Quest'' characters (A–J)]]
-*"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (K–Z)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Dragon Quest'' characters (K–Z)]]
-====General Quotes====
+==Character-specific interactions==
-*"Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
+This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.
-*"Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
-*"Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
-*"Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
-*"I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
-*"Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
-*"What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
-*"Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
-*After using a cannon: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
-*"Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
-*To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
-*To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
-*To Player: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
-===Bowser===
+===KEY===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''Opponents close to victory:''' When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
-*"Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
+*'''Swapping shops:''' When a player swaps shops with a rival
-*"Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?" (Ghost Ship)
+*'''Landing on a low-priced shop:''' Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
-*"Bwah hah hah! Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!" (Mount Magmageddon)
+*'''Landing on an average shop:''' Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
+*'''Landing on an expensive shop:''' Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth
-====General Quotes====
+===Alena===
-*"Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*Princess Peach: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"''
-**Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"''
-*"I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"''
-*(If the Player you're playing as is a female) "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab (Player name)? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"''
-**Peach's response: "Oh, Bowser! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun?"
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"''
-*"Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"''
-*"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"''
-===Bowser Jr.===
+====Swapping shops====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"''
-*"Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."''
-*"I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's island)
-====General Quotes====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-*"First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."''
-*"Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."''
-*"Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"''
-*"One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
-*"Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
-*"All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
-*"Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
-*"Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
-*Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
-*After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
-*To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
-*"Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
-===Diddy Kong===
+====Landing on an average shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"''
-*"Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)" (Mario Circuit)
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."''
-====General Quotes====
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*"Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"''
-*To Player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (Player's name). It's really something!)"
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You must use this gold for renovation of country."''
-*To Player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"[[Kiryl]]! You are big stupid!"''
-*To Player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (Player's name))!"
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."''
-*To Player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, [[Bianca]]."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"[[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."''
-===Donkey Kong===
+===Angelo===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I’ve gotta flex my biceps!) (Mario Stadium)
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"''
-*”Ooka? Ooka? Ook?” (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I’ll show you what a Kong can do!) (Mario Circuit)
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"''
-====General Quotes====
+====Swapping shops====
-*”Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won’t be long before I snag the rest of ‘em!)”
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"''
-*”Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)”
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"''
-===Luigi===
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."''
-*”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my [[Poltergust 3000]] with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."''
-*”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"''
-*"These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."''
-====General Quotes====
+====Landing on an average shop====
-*”It’s me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!”
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"''
-*”There’s a shop out there with Luigi’s name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout…”
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."''
-*”Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!”
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"''
-*”Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!”
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"''
-*”Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!”
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"''
-*”Watch out! Green machine coming through!”
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."''
-*”Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything.”
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."''
-*”Look at my new shop! Isn’t she a beaut?”
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"''
-*”I only need one more suit… Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!”
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."''
-*”This is the perfect time for Luigi’s trademark jump! I’ll just leap my way straight back to the bank!”
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."''
-*”All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!”
-*”Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!”
-*”Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the ‘stache to pay attention to the game…”
-*After taking a day-off: ”I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?”
-*"Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
-*After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
-*After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
-*To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
-*"Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
-*After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
-*After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
-*Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
-**Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
-===Mario===
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Well, [[Princess Peach]] of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."''
-*”It’s a race to the finish line! Start your engines!” (Mario Circuit)
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"I...I hope you're suitably impressed, [[Princess Daisy]]. All this I've bought, just for you..."''
-*"Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"''
-*"I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value..."''
-*"Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..." (Mount Magmageddon)
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"''
-====General Quotes====
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, [[Bianca]]."''
-*"Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."''
-*To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, [[Jessica]]. Even after that."''
-*"Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]. Ha ha ha!"''
-*”Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins…”
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]], then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."''
-*"Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"''
-*"Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
+*'''To female player:''' ''"You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."''
-*"How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
-*”Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!”
-*"Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
-*"Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
-*"Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
-*After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
-*After warping:"Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
-*"What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
-*"All right, my turn!"
-*"Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
-*"Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
-*To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!
-*"Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
-*"Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
-*"Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!
-*After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
-*"I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!
-*"I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
-*"Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
-*"Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
-*To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
-**Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
-*(After landing on a Boon Square) "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
-*To Player: "You're off to a great start, (Player's name)!"
-*"Okeydokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
-===Princess Daisy===
+===Bianca===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*"Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."''
-*”Wow! Check out Yoshi’s Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!” (Yoshi's Island)
+*'''To female player:''' ''"I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."''
-*"Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)
-====General Quotes====
+===Birdo===
-*To Player: “So you’re the famous (Player’s name)! I’m Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!”
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*"This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."''
-*"Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"''
-*"Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"''
-*"Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
-*"These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"
-*"You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
-*"Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
-*"Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
-*"Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
-*"Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
-*"Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
-*"Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
-*"I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
-*"I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
-*"I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
-*After investing: "Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
-*To Player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (Player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
-*To Player: "That's not worth getting upset over, (Player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"
-===Princess Peach===
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"''
-*"Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"''
-*"This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"''
-*"It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)
-====General Quotes====
+====Landing on an average shop====
-*To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"''
-**Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"''
-===Toad===
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, [[Mario]]?"''
-*"Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, [[Luigi]]! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"''
-*"B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"[[Angelo]], you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"''
-*"I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastic ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
+*'''To male player:''' ''"How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."''
-====General Quotes====
-*"All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
-*"Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
-*"Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
-*”I’ve only got one suit so far, but I’m not in a rush. You’ve got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!”
-*”I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!”
-*”I’d like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!”
-*”I’ve got a good feeling about this game… It’s Toad’s time to shine!”
-*”I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I’ll be able to better defend Princess Peach!”
-*”I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm…”
-*”I’d be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!”
-*"I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
-*”Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…”
-*"Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
-*"I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
-*”It’s Toad’s turn!”
-*"OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
-*"For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
-*"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
-*"Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
-*Taking a day off: ”Perhaps I’ll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan…”
-*After taking a day off: *”I wish you hadn’t stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don’t want to be known for poor customer service!”
-*To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
-*To Player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
-*To Player: “There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (Player’s name), you’ll have to pay dearly!”
-*To Player: You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
-*"This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
-*"What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
-*"After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
-*"I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
-*"I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
-*"The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
-*"All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
-*To Player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (Player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
-*To Player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (Player's name), so don't squander it!"
-*"I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
-*After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
-*"Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
-*"Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
-*"What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
-*After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"
-===Waluigi===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
-*"This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
-* To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (Player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
-** From Wario: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
-===Wario===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*“I’m gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I’ll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
-*"The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a [[Black Jewel]]!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"If I turn that M upside down, this'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
-*"I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
-* To Waluigi: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
-===Yoshi===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...) (Starship Mario)
-*”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach’s Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: ’’Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It’s me, Yoshi! We’re going to have so much fun today!)”
-*"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (Player's name)?)
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
-*"Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
-*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
-*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
-*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
-*Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
-*Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
-*Near bankrupt: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)
-==Dragon Quest series characters==
-===Carver===
-====General Quotes====
-*”Suit number two at last! Let’s keep rollin’, fellas!”
-*”Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that’s even possible, right?”
-*”Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?”
-*”Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren’t any shops left at all now!”
-===Platypunk===
-====General Quotes====
-*"What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
-*To Player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"
-===Princessa===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)
-====General Quotes====
-*"I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
-*"An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
-*To Player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
-*To Player buying her shop: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (Player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"
-===Slime===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Yay! Look at all my goosome buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)
-====General Quotes====
-*"It seems like ploberty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
-*"Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
-*”Here goes! (Slurp)”
-*”What? What is it!? …Oh! It’s my goo! Sorry!”
-*"I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
-*"Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
-*"Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
-*"Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg-or something-and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
-*"Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
-*"OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
-*"I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
-*To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
-*To Player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
-*"Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
-*To Player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
-*To Player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (Player's name)!
-*To Player: "You don't need to worry, (Player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
-*"One...two... Yay! That's my second ploberty in this district!"
-===Stella===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
-*"So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
-*"Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
-*"Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
-*"That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute!"
-*After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
-*"Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
-*"You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
-*Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
-*To Player: "Come on, die! ...No, not you! I mean, please die! ...No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"
-===Jessica===
-====General Quotes====
-*Going Bankrupt: "No! This is the end. I can't bear it!"
-*Another bankrupt quote: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."
-===Bianca===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-What a gorgeous island! I Wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day. (Delfino Plaza)
-==Character specific interactions==
 ===Bowser===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, [[Mario]]!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by [[Luigi]] now!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"[[Princess Peach|Peach]], don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]], you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"[[Toad]]'s about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
 *'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, [[Wario]]? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"[[Waluigi]], you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo! You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, [[Birdo]]!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let [[Diddy Kong]] get in the lead?"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, [[Angelo]]! BWAHAHAHA!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's [[Alena]] so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, [[Jessica]]!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"''
 ====Swapping shops====
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"''
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"''
-*'''To Player:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"[[Mario]]! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! [[Luigi|LUIGI]]! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? [[Princess Peach]] was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, [[Yoshi]]!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, [[Toad]]!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! [[Donkey Kong]], you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"[[Wario]]! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, [[Waluigi]]! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, [[Birdo]]!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"[[Diddy Kong]]! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Better watch your back, [[Yangus]]! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"GRRRRR! Better watch out, [[Carver]]. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask [[Mario]] how that's worked out for him!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"You're worse than [[Princess Peach|Peach]], (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"''
+===Bowser Jr.===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, [[Mario]]? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as [[Luigi]] build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, [[Princess Peach]] - those prices are ridiculous!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch! I underestimated you, [[Diddy Kong]]! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"''
+===Carver===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"[[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"''
+====The player leveling up====
+*'''To female player:''' "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, lady! I'll put on a big spread over at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast!"
+===Diddy Kong===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, [[Carver]]! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"''
+*'''To others:''' ''"Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, [[Donkey Kong]]! You're barely making a profit here!)"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, [[Bowser Jr.]]!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, [[Carver]]! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"''
+===Donkey Kong===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, [[Diddy Kong]]! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, [[Carver]]!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"''
+===Dragonlord===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"''
+===Jessica===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"''
+*'''To Player:''' ''"Looks like the only shop that can be swapped for mine of yours, (Player's name)! Why don't we give it a try?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, [[Angelo]]."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Keep calm, [[Jessica]], keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"''
+===Kiryl===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"[[Luigi]], you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoy-oy-yoy..."''
+===Luigi===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"So much for brotherly love, huh, [[Mario]]?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"''
+===Mario===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops , enemy of mine!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Don't believe everything  Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"''
+*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, [[Luigi]]! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! Luigi! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Not very nice, [[Princess Peach]]! Not very nice at all!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]]! After everything I've done for you!?"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose your face! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You need to have a sale, [[Toad]]! Your prices are out of this world!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hair lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Do you really need to take my gold coins, [[Donkey Kong]]? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, [[Wario]]?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Go on, [[Waluigi]]! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much! GRR!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"This is gonna smart, [[Birdo]]! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"''
-*'''To Player:''' ''"HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something (player's name)?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess [[Princessa]]!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, [[Jessica]]!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"''
+===Patty===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Wow, [[Kiryl]]! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn [[Alena]]..."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Phew! You really mean business, huh, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."''
+===Platypunk===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"For a [[Slime (Dragon Quest)|slime]], you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"''
 ===Princess Daisy===
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"'' (in a surprised emotion)
+*'''To player:''' ''"Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!''
 ====Swapping shops====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"''
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"This shop is cheap not, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"''
 *'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It’s so teensy-tiny!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That’s a compliment, I promise!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don’t sell anything but bananas in here?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"''
 *'''To Wario:''' ''"I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, it’s yours, Waluigi."''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."''
 *'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"''
+*'''To player''' ''"I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you’ve got a lot to learn, Luigi!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You’re not afraid to fight dirty!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I’m absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Isn’t this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh, for Pete’s sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ugh! If you’re going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it’s run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you’re jealous of my good looks? I wouldn’t put it past you!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I’m not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I think I’ve made some sort of mistake. There’s no reason a shop would be this expensive!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, [[Mario]]!?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You owe me one, [[Luigi]]! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Such cruelty, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hmph! I would've expected something like this from [[Wario]], but not from you, [[Yoshi]]!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, [[Bowser]]!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and [[Sarasaland]], [[Toad]]!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Not cool, [[Donkey Kong]]! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, [[Waluigi]]?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Eek! I thought we were buddies, [[Birdo]]! Why would you wring me dry like this?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You really are a princess, aren't you, [[Princessa]]? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"''
+===Princess Peach===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"''
+*'''To Other ''Super Mario'' Characters:''' ''"(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"''
+*'''To Other ''Dragon Quest'' Characters:''' ''"(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
+*'''To Other Female ''Dragon Quest'' Characters like Jessica:''' ''"Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Why, [[Mario]]! Have I done something to make you angry?"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I thought we were friends, [[Luigi]]. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Such cruelty, Peach! This isn’t how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I've never despised you more than I do right now, [[Bowser]]. Hmph!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hmph! I would’ve expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Your father raised you to be too greedy, [[Bowser Jr.]]! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I know how this scenario goes… First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"I hope this transgression of yours doesn’t break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"''
+====Player buys stock in her district====
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Eek! I’ll gladly pay the money if you’d just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"''
+*'''To player:''' "Why did you buy stock in my district, (player's name)? Are you planning on sabotaging me?"
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! This shop is too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn’t you say, Waluigi?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Eek! I though we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"''
+===Princessa===
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"So we’re playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"''
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oooh! Just you wait… You’re gonna pay me back in spade!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."''
-====Going Bankrupt====
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Player''' ''"Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Typical [[Dragonlord]]. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh dear... Well, Miss [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]], I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."''
-===Mario===
+===Slime===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You’re my hero!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hey, Yoshi! You’re gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C’mon, I thought we were buddies!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Don’t think I’m going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"My good friend! Where’s your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What!? Waluigi’s about to win!? I don’t think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Mamma mia! You’ve got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Bowser Jr.! You’re just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"''
 ====Swapping shops====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I’ve got a plan! Let’s trade shops!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won’t you? It’s a good deal for both of us!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we’ll both come out ahead!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops , enemy of mine!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Let’s make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C’mon, don’t make me jump over barrels!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"You’re a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that’ll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we’ll both be winners!!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"I hate to fraternize with my brother’s nemesis, but it looks like we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops, Waluigi!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I’ve got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We’ll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Don’t believe everything  Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I’m a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together."''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I’m glad to see your shop isn’t too expensive. Now I’m glad I dropped by!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You’re one of the good ones!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I’m glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn’t as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hey, Bowser! Maybe you’re not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"I’m surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you’re not being too greedy, huh?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn’t planning on stopping here. At least I’m not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I’m surprised you’re not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I’m grateful that you’re not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don’t like giving you my hard-earned gold!"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I can’t believe you’re charging these kinda prices! They’re a bit high, don’t you think?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you’re saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"''
-*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Whoa! What an expensive shop! That’s just about the last thing I need today!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won’t be too happy until I’m completely bankrupt!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why, Waluigi, why!? You’ve got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I’m not sure it’s worth it!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ouch! Birdo, you’re charging me an arm and a mustache! That’s precious gold I’m never going to see again!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Boo! That’s a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I’m surprised you’re charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! Can’t you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"You [[platypunk]]s really hate our guts, don't you?"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Boo hoo goo! [[Dragonlord]]'s picking on me! [[Dragonlord]]'s— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! After everything I’ve done for you!?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I thought you were a nice faerie, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]. But you give me the blooze!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Y-You've changed, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can’t I just write you an I.O.U.?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Getting greedier by the minute, aren’t you, Wario?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Go on, Waluigi! Take me money and run, you greedy man!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Why bother earning money if I’m just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch ouch ouch! Why don’t you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Mamma mia! I don’t know if I can afford these prices!"''
-===Princess Peach===
+===Stella===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"You wouldn’t leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi already has won? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we’ve been through!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Toad! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Daisy! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn’t your father teach you any manners?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."''
 ====Swapping shops====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I shouldn’t be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"You’ll trade shops with me, won’t you, Toad? It’s in both of our interests!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I know you’re scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don’t we make it a fair trade instead?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."''
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so cheap it’s barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"
 ====Landing on an average shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"I can’t believe you’re actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won’t slow me down!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don’t make me start clipping coupons!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I’ve never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"''
-*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Goodness me! I’m suffering from a severe case of sticker shock!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, [[Jessica]]? Ba-ba-boom!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"This shopping spree was definitely not in my budget!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I haven't upset you, have I, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"''
 ===Toad===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Looks like you’re about to win, Mario. You’re the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"You shouldn’t be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"''
 *'''To Yoshi:''' ''"This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you’re going to win this one!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"''
 *'''To Wario:''' ''"Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi! Please don’t win yet! I’m having too much fun to stop playing now."''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."''
 *'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Don’t start celebrating, Birdo… You haven’t reached the finish line yet!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"''
 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don’t let him reach the bank!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"''
 ====Swapping shops====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"I have an offer that may be worth your while…"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
 *'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don’t ever raise the prices!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This is your shop, isn’t it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I’ll definitely shop here again!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
 *'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers. I’ll definitely shop here again!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down! ''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I feel like I’ve let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ouch! That’s going to leave a dent in my wallet."''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, [[Princess Peach]]?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"''
+===Waluigi===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hah! You really think you can beat me, [[Luigi]]? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, [[Wario]]? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"''
+*'''To others:''' ''"I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"OH NO! OH NO! My money’s disappearing right before my eyes!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You've won this round, [[Luigi]]... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Don’t I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where’s Mario when you need him?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"''
 ===Wario===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Wario's taking first place today! Anyone who gets in my way is gonna home limping!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to [[Mario]]...but I gotta do it!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"[[Luigi]]! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"You're robbing me blind, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, [[Bowser]]. Stop trying so hard!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, [[Toad]]!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"That's it, [[Donkey Kong]]! I'm selling you to the zoo!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a [[Wario Waft]] your way!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a [[Wario Waft]] your way!"''
+===Yangus===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"''
+===Yoshi===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, [[Mario]]! I always knew you were a winner!)"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi!  (You're really on the ball today, [[Luigi]]!)"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, [[Princess Peach]]! You played great today!)"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let [[Bowser]] win!)"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like [[Toad]] is our hero for the day!)"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, [[Donkey Kong]]! ...Can I have one?)"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! ([[Wario]]'s one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Waluigi]]! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, [[Princess Daisy]]? Don't you want to keep playing?)"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, [[Birdo]]!)"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"I’d rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than to give it to Mario…but I gotta do it!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! ([[Mario]]... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I’ll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"You’re robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we’ll call it even?"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Blast it all! You won’t get away with this!"''
+{{Quotes}}
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"No one’s impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"''
+{{FS}}
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"I’m gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"That’s it, Donkey Kong! I’m selling you to the zoo!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"There! Are you happy with yourself? You made Wario pay out the nose!"''
-{{BoxTop}}
-{{quotes}}
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+[[Category:Fortune Street|*]]