User:Cosmic Cowboy

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Cosmic Cowboy
“I am Long John Spaghetti, The Cowboy Meme Lord! Remember that name!.”
Full Name	Colton John Kersting
Age	14
Gender	Male
Sexual Orientation	Straight (Possibly Asexual)
Species	Human
Date of Birth	June 19th, 2005
Place of Birth	North Gwinnett Medical Center, Atlanta, Georgia
Favorite Mario Character	Luigi
Known Powers	Thunderhand, Super Jump
First Appearance	Janurary 20th, 2019
Latest Appearance	Still active
Affiliation(s)	Mushroom City Car Wash
Wiki Specialty	Quotes
MarioBoards Status	Currently Banned

Long John Spaghetti (Sometimes referred to as LJS, John, Johnny, or Johnny Boy) is a regular user on the Super Mario Boards. The account is owned by an American teenaged male, who is a huge fan of Luigi. Fun fact, he is American with Scottish descent. Long John Spaghetti joined not to help the wiki grow and prosper, but merely to join the Super Mario Boards, but he was seen lurking around before that. Now, he sometimes edits the wiki and wants to see it turn out to be the reliable site it needs to be. Long John Spaghetti is the founder, owner, CEO, and manager of the Mushroom City Car Wash, the best and most controversial car wash in history. Long John Spaghetti has experience and knowledge of Meme Culture, going as far as to self-proclaim himself as the "Cowboy Meme Lord". He has been diagnosed with ADHD which makes it hard for him to stay on task for long periods of time. He has also been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, which makes him have difficulty in social situations, so he often tends to avoid situations where he will be social for extended periods of time.

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File:Luigi (map icon hatless) - SM64DS.png This user is Long John Spaghetti

This user is Atheist.

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This user is intermediate on making sprites.

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This user reads The 'Shroom.

This user is friends with Baby Luigi

This user is a Luigi fanboy

This user is the self-proclaimed Cowboy Meme Lord

This user really enjoys The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!

This user is a fan of SMG4

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Works

• Mushroom City Car Wash

• John's Semi-Professional Opinions

Quotes

• "Hey, Hey, Hey!"
• "Put the knife down."
• "YOU FOOL. THAT IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE."
• "Hey, I didn't post a meme. Shocking, huh?"
• "So, who's going to be the one to go to Wal-Mart when we run out of Pepsi?"

Sprites

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  Ghostbusters: Afterlife

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  Super Smash Bros. Crusade

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  Special Occasions and Events

Triva

• Long John Spaghetti's username was inspired by The Super Mario Brothers Super Show! episode "Pirates of Koopa". In a scene where Mario and Luigi sneak into a pirate town, they adopt pirate disguises. Mario becomes Captain Kidder, and Luigi becomes Long John Spaghetti.

• Long John Spaghetti hates being confused with Long John Silver.

• Long John Spaghetti got banned from the Super Mario Boards on December 3rd, 2019, due to him posting content that violated Rule 11. The ban was repealed on January 2nd, 2020.

External Links

Long John Spaghetti's MarioBoards Profile

Long John Spaghetti's Deviantart Page