List of Ashley quotes

This is a list of quotes by Ashley and Red. All quotes are from Ashley unless otherwise marked.

General

• "Pretty good!"
• "Hocus-Pocus!"
• "Ridiculous!"
• "That's right!"
• "Finally..."
• "You're next."
• "Incredible!"
• "Good Try."
• "Abysmal..."
• "Pathetic!"
• "Not Bad..."
• "Diabolical!"
• "That is right!"
• "Lame!"
• "Wicked..."
• "Done."

Video games

WarioWare: Touched!

• "I'm Ashley, and I hope you find my microgames a Total Drag. Good luck trying not to embarrass yourself! (There's no way you'll ever, ever, EVER score over 30 points! Ever.)
• "Just drag stuff. Even you can do that."
• "Everyone loves me 'cause I've got a bewitching personality!"
• "All you have to do is grab stuff and move it around! But, I'm sure you'll still find a way to mess it up!"
• Red: "Sorry, Ashley. I couldn't keep up!"

Ashley: ...That's OK. I've got it figured out.

Red: Eh?

Ashley: I'll just use you [as an ingredient] instead.

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

• "I'm Ashley. This is Red. I know all about forms, but who needs forms when you have magic? I'll watch you do them instead."
• "Ashley here. I guess forms are more useful than I thought. Give it a try, <player's name>!"
• Red: "Hey, you! I'm Red. I'm Ashley's best buddy. I don't know anything about forms, but Ashley sure does. I think I've seen her doing the Thumb Wrestler and the Discard. Oh, and the Big Cheese is her absolute favorite! Seriously!"

WarioWare: D.I.Y.

• "I'm... Ashley. You're wondering… what I'm up to? Just open your eyes... It'll all become clear."
• "Dance 'til dawn? I don't do that."
• "Cityscape at night? Big deal."
• "I don't WANT to be cheered up."
• "Me, tanning? Not likely."

Game & Wario

• "I'm Ashley. Join me and Red on a side-scrolling nightmare of seriously sickening sweetness."
• (after seeing a picture book page depicting monsters) That's so cool!
• Red: Everything looks so tasty! I love it here!

Ashley: Red, cut it out, or I'm leaving you behind!

Miscellaneous

Smooth Moves blog

• 「アシュリー・・・ ・・・ブログ興味ない・・・ ・・・。 ・・・ ・・・レッド、書いて。」 "I'm... not interested in blogs... Red, you write..."
• Red: 「え～、オレが？なんでやねん！・・・ ・・・しゃあないなー。」 "What, me? Why! Whatever."
• Red: 「オレ、アシュリーの親友のレッド。 ここだけの話やけど、 アシュリーってああ見えて寂しがりなとこあんねん。 これは今日、川原で魔法の実験してたときの写真やけど、仲良さそうなサルの親子を見て、アシュリーが一瞬遠い目をしてたんや。 気付いてないフリしとったけど、オレ、ちゃんと知ってんねんで。 きっと故郷のパパとママのこと、思い出してたんやな。 アシュリーも、かわいいトコあるやんか！」 "I'm Ashley's close friend, Red. I haven't told this to anyone, but Ashley is actually pretty lonely. While we were experimenting with magic by the riverbed, we saw a friendly family of apes. Then, Ashley seemed to be looking far away. I acted as though I hadn't noticed, but I know very well. She was probably thinking about her parents from her hometown. Ashley has more cuter characteristics than you may think!"
• 「・・・ ・・・みんな・・・ ・・・キライ。」 "Everyone... I hate you."

Miivese Sketch Masterpiece video

• (on a drawing of a skull with two mouths) 「・・・クチが２個・・・あるわ・・・　・・・あ・・・下のは・・・アゴ？」 "...There's....two mouths.... ...ah...the one on the bottom is...a jaw?"
• (on a drawing of a skull with eyes and hairs) 「まだ・・・ホネじゃない・・・髪・・・生えてるし・・・」 "It's still...not bones... There's still hair...growing..."
• (on a drawing of a skeleton with her hairstyle) 「！？・・・これ・・・アシュリー？・・・かっこいい！」 "!?...Is this...Ashley?...Cool!"
• (on a drawing of a skeleton below a rainbow) 「・・・アートね・・・」 "...Art..."
• (on a drawing of a saddened skull face) 「ホネにしては・・・ふくよかね・・・」 "...For bones it's rather... Plump..."
• (on a scribbled skeleton drawing) 「・・・こわさが・・・足りない・・・　・・・でも・・・キライじゃない・・・」"...Lacks...scariness... ...but...I don't dislike it..."