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The following is a list of quotes in WarioWare: Touched!. The items are listed by order of appearance.
Character descriptions
Each character has a short description scrolling on the top of the screen when selected. Obtaining a score equal or higher to the number mentioned in the bracketed part unlocks a toy or minigame.
Wario
Wario here! No offense, but you stink! My Touch Training stage is guaranteed to make you 138 percent less pathetic! (Don't be a disgrace: score over 30 points!)
Mona
Heya! It's me, Mona! You'll have fun jamming with my Cute Cuts! (I hope you score over 30 points!)
Jimmy T.
Yo! My Dance Club Rub microgames will get you swayin' and gyratin'! (Show Jimmy. T watcha got! Score over 30 points!)
Jamie. T
I'm Jimmy's disco-fabulous sis, Jamie! My mix features the hottest microgames from Wario, Mona and Jimmy! (Just try to score over 30 points!)
Kat & Ana
Hi! I'm Kat! My sister, Ana, has been helping make some sweet Nina Scribble microgame! (I bet you can't score over 30 points!)
Ashley
I'm Ashley, and I hope you find my microgames a Total Drag. Good luck trying not to embarrass yourself! (There's no way you'll ever, ever, EVER score over 30 points! Ever.)
Dr. Crygor
Ahem! Dr. Crygor here. My research has yielded a dizying array of Slightly Unscrewed microgames! (Can you accrueover 30 points?)
James. T
I'm James, Jimmy's chick-magnet brother, and my sizzlin's mix is loaded with microgames by Kat & Ana, Ashley and Dr. Crygor! (Are you gonna score over 30 points or what?)
Mike
Attention party people: I am Mike, a robot programmed to please crowds with high-impact Mic Rocking microgames! (Your human lungs will be challenged to score over 30 points!)
9-Volt
Sup! I'm 9-Volt! My hot collection of classic Retro Action microgames are all about old-school Nintendo flavor! (Cheat codes won't help you score over 30 points!)
Wario-Man
I am Wario-Man! You never know what kind of touch control you will have to use in my Super Zero microgame mix! (You'll need a truckload of atomic garlic to score over 30 points!)
Microgame set intro and conclusion quotes
Each character has two quotes; one before the introductory cutscene of the microgame set start and another after completing it and watching the ending cutscene.
Wario
- This'll be easy. No pressure. Just don't screw up!
- MEH! Not bad... for a chump!
Mona
- You'll love my cute microgames!
- You rule! Good luck on the next stage!
Jimmy T.
- My body-bumpin' games are gonna rub you the right way!
- Yo! You got some sweet scrathin' skills. Catch you at the club!
Jamie. T
- Wario, Mona and Jimmy's microgames are in the mix!
- That was some serious funkitude!
Kat & Ana
- Test your scribvlin' skills in our stylish games!
- Don't worry about the snacks! We're friends now!
Ashley
- Just drag stuff. Even you can do that.
- Everyone loves me 'cause I've got a bewitching personality!
Dr. Crygor
- It's really quite simple: spin to win!
- Excellent! Prepare for liftoff!
James. T
- Ashley, Dr. Crygor and Kat & Ana's games make up this hot mix!
- You've got some smooth moves!
Mike
- Querry: can you rock the mic?
- Optimal performance! Have you considered a career in karaoke?
9-Volt
- Strictly old-school Nintendo!
- Woah... you beat the game! You've got some skills!
Wario-Man
- Expect the unexpectable!
- You won!? ARRG! You've been eating your garlic!
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Quotes
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By media
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Games
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Super Mario franchise
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Platformers
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Super Mario series
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Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
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Mario vs. Donkey Kong series
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Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
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Other
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Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
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Mario Kart series
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Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
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Mario Party series
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Main
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Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch) • Super Mario Party Jamboree (2024, Switch)
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Handheld games
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Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
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Sports games
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Mario Golf series
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Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
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Mario Tennis series
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Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
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Mario Baseball series
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Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
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Mario Strikers series
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Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
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Other
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Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
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Role-playing games
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Paper Mario series
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Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
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Mario & Luigi series
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Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS)
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Other
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
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Dr. Mario series
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Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
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Luigi's Mansion series
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Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
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Educational games
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Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
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Crossovers
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Mario & Sonic series
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Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
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Itadaki Street series
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Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
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Other
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Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
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Donkey Kong franchise
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Platformers
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Donkey Kong Country series
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Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
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Donkey Kong Land series
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Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
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DK series
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DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
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Miscellaneous
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Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64)
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Racing games
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Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
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Canceled games
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Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
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Yoshi franchise
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Platformers
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Yoshi's Island series
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Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
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Other
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Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
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Other
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Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
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Wario franchise
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WarioWare series
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WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
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Wario Land series
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Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
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Other
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Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
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Super Smash Bros. series
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Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
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TV series
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Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
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Other
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LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
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By character
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9-Volt • Ashley • Baby Mario • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy • Larry • Lemmy • Ludwig • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy • Wrinkly Kong • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket
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