User talk:Yoshi876/Archive 5

I have six rules on this page:

No swearing, children are on this website, also it will be removed denying me the opportunity to reply sarcastically.
If you're going to insult me, please use proper grammar and spelling.
Don't add the unsigned template, I honestly don't care if the comment is unsigned I can easily look into the history of the page to find who wanted to talk to me, and it also makes me think I have a new message when I don't. You can add add the template as long as you're leaving another comment and that comment cannot be 'I added the unsigned template'.
Don't edit consecutively, I don't care whether you made a spelling mistake, as long as I can understand the word, I don't care it you forgot the final part on a userbox template, I'm not an idiot I can add }} easily and I don't care if you forget to put the date, I know what day it is and if a user is so curious to find out when the comment is made they can visit the page history.
As of 24 July 2013, if you are friend requesting you must provide a reason for why we should be friends.
Unless you actually know me well don't wish me a happy birthday, merry Christmas, or any other festivities.