User:7feetunder

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File:MP4 Bowser.png This user is an aspiring evil overlord who plans to conquer the world someday.
This user is a fan of the Mario & Luigi series.
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File:Mario Map Artwork - Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door.png This user is a fan of the (first two) Paper Mario games.
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Welcome to my crappy userpage. I am 7feetunder, and I have returned from beyond the grave to edit this wiki.

Current project(s)

• Expanding Wario World level articles. Majorly. These articles are lacking so much: level layouts, information on the various red diamond sub-levels, locations of the various collectables, including Gold Statue fragments as well as the treasures and Spritelings. This one will take a while.

Past projects

• Expanded the Wario: Master of Disguise location articles to include histories, enemy lists, and treasure chest locations. That last one was the most work since I had to play through the levels and get all the chests to pinpoint what and where they were (good sources of info on this game are hard to come by). Before I edited them, these articles had almost no content.
• Split Donkey Kong Jungle Beat levels off of their kingdoms' pages.

Characters I like (in no particular order)

File:Dry Bowser MSOWG.jpg					File:Magnus von Grapple - Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door.png	File:MLSSpopple.jpg
Undead characters in general (Boos, Dry Bones, Dry Bowser, etc.)	Fawful	Wario	Bowser	Morton Koopa Jr.	Lord Crump	Popple

Characters I don't like

	Character	Reason
File:Zess T.PNG	Zess T.	Despite her age, she has the maturity of a 5-year-old kid. The way she constantly calls Mario names like "Stompy" and "Mr. Squishy" despite him paying for a new contact lens after he accidentally stepped on hers is childish and obnoxious.
File:PMTYDpuniper.jpg	Puniper	Whiny and irritating. You could replace all of his dialogue with "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and nothing would change.
	Mimi	Aside from just being annoying in general, she's responsible for the atrocity that is Chapter 2-3. I do like how she wears a different outfit for each encounter, though.
	Shadoo	Worst. Superboss. Ever. Not only does this prick have the gall to make you go through the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials a second time just to fight him, the fight itself is a complete joke that can be easily cheesed by using Bowser's fire breath. Did they even test this crap?
File:BoomerPixl.PNGFile:Slim.PNG File:Fleep.PNG	Pixls	Pixls suck. They don't look cool, they add nothing of value to the game, and they're not a valid substitute for partners in the previous Paper Mario games. With the exception of Tippi/Tiptron, they only ever speak when you first obtain them, and for the most part, the one time they do speak, they annoy the hell out of me. No Boomer, I don't want to say "yes" to a bunch of random, increasingly ridiculous questions before obtaining you. The only ones that get a pass are Tippi/Tiptron (for being an actual character), Thudley (for actually being funny, even if he is useless), Carrie (for being the most useful Pixl and helping to mitigate one of the game's major flaws), and Cudge (making him shout profanity is the best part of the game).
	Beetle (Donkey Kong 64)	I HATE THIS GUY! He and his races gave me so much frustration as a child, and of course, every time you lose to him, you have to hear that EAR-RAPING LAUGH. It's bad enough that I would mute the TV just so I wouldn't have to hear it. Where's some bug spray when you need it?
	Starlow	Ugh. Screw this little ball of annoyance. This is a bit of a unique case in that my hatred of Starlow is specifically directed towards her first appearance in Bowser's Inside Story, since she has gotten better in the later games, but in her debut, she has got to be the most loathsome, unlikable little puke ever to play the role of a tutorial giver in any video game I've played. Not only does she bombard you with forced tutorials out the wazoo, but her snotty personality jacks up her obnoxiousness levels into the millions. Almost every time she opens her mouth, I want to punch her in the face. I'll even take Kersti over her.
File:Star Gate.PNG	Star Gate	Officially, my least favorite Mario character ever. If you've played Partners in Time, you probably hate him too, and for good reason. This star-shaped douchebag's attitude towards Luigi makes me want reach through my DS and beat the hell out of him.

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