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Jaxi's Jycoon Jown
Appears in	Mario Party 8
Minigames
Availability	Default
Description	We board those
Music sample

Team captains
Character	Mario	Luigi	Peach	Daisy	Yoshi
Artwork
Bio	"A 5-tool player who can hit, run, and pitch!"	"A 5-tool player who can jump, pitch, and hit!"	"A slap hitter who can pitch the lights out."	"Her amazing glove is her best feature."	"Top-class speed in the field and on base."
Team
Star Pitch	Fireball	Tornado Ball	Heart Ball	Flower Ball	Rainbow Ball
Star Swing	Fire Swing	Tornado Swing	Heart Swing	Flower Swing	Egg Swing
Running/Fielding	Enlarge	Super Jump	Quick Throw	Super Dive	Tongue Catch
Batting/Throwing	Right/Right	Left/Right	Right/Right	Left/Right	Left/Right
Bat stat	7/10	6/10	4/10	6/10	4/10
Pitch stat	6/10	6/10	9/10	7/10	4/10
Field stat	6/10	7/10	8/10	8/10	6/10
Run stat	7/10	7/10	5/10	5/10	9/10
Unlock/recruit	Default player	Enter Mario Stadium	Recruit Toadsworth in Peach Ice Garden, then meet Bowser Jr. in front of the diamond and beat the Bowser Jr. Rookies in a match.	Recruit Peach by beating Bowser Jr. in Peach Ice Garden, which unpetrifies Daisy, then replace her spot on the fountain pressure plate near the shop with a nearby Toad statue.	Save him in southern Yoshi Park by beating Red Magikoopa in a battle mission: "Throw different pitches!" or "Don't drop the ball!"

Character	Birdo	Wario	Waluigi	Donkey Kong	Diddy Kong
Artwork
Bio	"A good player who has trouble hitting curves."	"Good stamina and a great contact zone."	"Charge swings drop power, but increase hits."	"A strong hitter who can also climb walls."	"His hits and pitches move like crazy!"
Team
Star Pitch	Suction Ball	Phony Ball	Liar Ball	Barrel Ball	Banana Ball
Star Swing	Cannon Swing	Phony Swing	Liar Swing	Barrel Swing	Banana Swing
Running/Fielding	Suction Catch	Laser Beam	Quick Throw	Clamber	Clamber
Batting/Throwing	Right/Right	Right/Right	Left/Left	Left/Right	Left/Right
Bat stat	8/10	8/10	4/10	9/10	4/10
Pitch stat	4/10	5/10	8/10	6/10	5/10
Field stat	7/10	3/10	8/10	3/10	8/10
Run stat	5/10	4/10	5/10	2/10	6/10
Unlock/recruit	Save her from the top of the rainbow bridge in Yoshi Park by beating a nearby Bowser Jr. in Piranha Panic.	Save him from a rooftop in Wario City by helping Goomba and Paratroopa with their troubles, then climbing the building using Donkey Kong.	Find him on a rooftop in Wario City requiring both Wario and Yoshi to reach, then complete his scout mission: "Hit a home run!"	Recruit Donkey Kong in DK Jungle, then complete his scout mission: "Get an out!" or "Catch the ball with a super jump!"	Find all three pieces of the stone tablet around DK Jungle and set them in place.
					Bowser	Bowser Jr.

hmm Template:Board infobox etc

What this needs:

Star get method (only necessary when description doesn't specify)
Map (when applicable)

Make another uniform template for space counts, placed later in article:

Space count for each type (red, blue, event, duel, bowser, lucky, dk, friend, uhhh)
Hex Area/Orb Space count
Shop count

Separate template for Fortune/itadaki street boards??

space count incl. vacant plots, breaks, boons (?)
Starting value
Basic salary
Promotion bonus
Default target

reformat List of Fortune Street quotes (and put them in collapsables)

Legend

Rival close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
Cheap shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
Average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
Expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth
<other stuff that needs explaining>

board order

to collapse: "mw-collapsed"

Chow series characters

Chow

Board-Specific Quotes

"Hey, I fought you already!"

Character Interactions

To K-9: "Hi"
- K-9's response: "Hello"
To male player: "You dare bring light into my lair"

General Quotes

Build checkpoint: "1"
Build checkpoint: "2"
Lose checkpoint: "3"
Visiting rival's checkpoint: "4"
Landing on an expensive shop: "."
Getting bought out: ".."

and then just organize so all the like quotes are together

Mario series characters

Birdo (Organize the quotes)

Board-Specific Quotes

Mario Stadium: "Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that's baseball, right?"
Starship Mario: "Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!"
Mario Circuit: "I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!"
Yoshi's Island: "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!"
Delfino Plaza: "What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!"
Peach's Castle: "Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?"
Castle Trodain: "What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!"
The Observatory: "There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..."
Ghost Ship and Robbin' Hood Ruins: "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!"
Slimenia: "Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!"
Mt. Magmageddon: "Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!"
Alefgard: "Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!"
Super Mario Bros.: "Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!"
Bowser's Castle: "Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!"
Good Egg Galaxy: "I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?"
Colossus: "There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..."
Alltrades Abbey: "I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!"

Character Interactions

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General Quotes

To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
"Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
"Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
"Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
"Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
"What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
"Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
"Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
"I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
"I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
"Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
"I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
"That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
"Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
"Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
"My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
"Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
"Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
"Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
"Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
"Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
"Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
"Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
"Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
"I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
"You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
"This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
"Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
"You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
"Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
"I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
"Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
"Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
"Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
"That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
"Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
"Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
"Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!"
"Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
"Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
"Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
"No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
"You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
"Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
"Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
"Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
"My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
"Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
"There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
"Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
"Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
"How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
Swapping Shops: "Might I suggest a trade, dearie? I’ll make it worth your while! Tee hee!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "My little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are ya all right?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
To Player: "Don't get discouraged (Player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
To Female Player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (Player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
"A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
"I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
"How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
"You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
- Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
- Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
- Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
- Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
To Male Player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
- Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
To Female Player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (Player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
- Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (Player's name)."
Near bankrupt: "Break it to me gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Look at me, with (target amount of money)! Hold on, banky! I'm on my way!"
Approaching victory: "I’m about to win? Is it that time already? And here I was hoping to play with you all day long!"
After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

Dragon Quest series characters

Alena

Area Specific Quotes

"You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
"I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Life surrounding by Toad and comrades does appear very fun life, indeed." (Peach's Castle)
"I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
"Sun shines with much brightness? It does give nice happy feeling." (Delfino Plaza)
"I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
"I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
"Just one time only, I wish to fight in battle with legendary hero, Erdrick." (Alefgard)
"With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
"When I make expedition at foreign lands with castle, I become concerned with thickness of walls." (Castle Trodain)
"Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
"Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)
"I believe this ruined place does probably contain formidable monster. I am very thrilling with this!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"The more I regard it, the more I consider this to be very strangely shaped balloon." (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Such plentiful slimes! To see so many gives warm feeling in my heart." (Slimenia)
"This place is exemplary for my training. I wish I could stay here for always." (Super Mario Bros.)
"Is there occupation for high level warrior? If this exists, I desire it!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Vigorous monsters are much in residence here! This gives me great excitement." (Bowser's Castle)

General Quotes

To Player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (Player's name)!"

etc...

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hmm Template:Board infobox etc

reformat List of Fortune Street quotes (and put them in collapsables)

Legend

Chow series characters

Chow

Board-Specific Quotes

Character Interactions

General Quotes

Mario series characters

Birdo (Organize the quotes)

Board-Specific Quotes

Character Interactions

General Quotes

Dragon Quest series characters

Alena

Area Specific Quotes

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