Swoon.exe

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Peach and Francis communicating through Swoon.exe.

“Booting up Swoon.exe! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!”

—Francis, Super Paper Mario

Swoon.exe is a dating simulator owned and created by Francis in Super Paper Mario. According to Francis, his is the only known copy of a particular patch for the dating sim in existence.

When Princess Peach enters Francis's room, he takes out his Swoon.exe and talks to her through it. He unsuccesfully tries to win her over, even giving her a "Pink Princess" poster out of love. Peach questions where Tippi is. When Francis gives her no answer, she takes out Boomer and destroys the simulator.

Francis's Option Menu

• Look
  • Anime
  • Comics
  • Hot Babe
• Speak
  • Talk to Myself
  • Talk to Francine
  • Talk to Hot Babe
• Think
  • About Anime
  • About Video Games
  • About the Future
• Disappear
• Smooch
• Inventory
  • Use Item
  • Give Item
    • Platinum Action Figure
    • Vintage "Cyborg Wart" comic
    • OOP Anime Illustration Book
    • Best Anime Anthems Mix Tape
    • Limited Edition DVD Set
    • Schweet New Video Game
    • Rare Card Collection
    • "Pink Princess" Signed Poster
    • Net Auction Item

Peach's Option Menu

• Look
• Speak
• Think
• Makeup
• Snacks
• Pixls
  • Thoreau
  • Boomer
  • Slim
  • Thudley
  • Carrie

Trivia

• Peach breaks the fourth wall after the last option is chosen, demanding to know who is "picking these answers" for her.
• The scene that plays out after Swoon.exe is initiated is likely a parody of a Dating Simulation Game.
• Francis is the only one who can choose answers, while Peach can only use Pixls, it appears. However, right before she uses Boomer, many other icons for other things besides Pixls (like make-up) can be seen in Peach's option menu, although she is never seen using them.