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This is a list of quotes from the comic included with the White Knuckle Scorin' album.
Bowser
- "...And then I'll join OPEC!"
- "I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!"
- "The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!"
Koopalings
- "Daddy never read us a story." - Larry Koopa
- "She's nice." - Iggy Koopa
- "Should we try to fix her?" - Wendy O. Koopa
- "I like learning stuff." - Lemmy Koopa
- "Don't let Pop hear you say that! He's into ignorance! Forget everything!" - Morton Koopa Jr.
Luigi
- "It doesn't look like there are any convenience stores around here. Did you remember to bring extra batteries?"
- "Our old enemy! He must have kidnapped the princess!"
- "Maybe we ought to split up. I'll take the high road."
- "For-blithering sooth, Sir Mario! I like this lance a lot! What sayest thou?" - dressed as a knight
- "...And into the-- No! I am not going to deliver such a cliché riposte." - after Mario says "Out of the frying pan..."
- "As royalty does, she was hot stuff!"
- "Come on, troops!"
Mario
- "Oops."
- "King Bowser Koopa!"
- "Why don't you write things down?"
- "Keen-o!"
- "To get to you, Babe, I drove all night."
- "Methinks, Sir Luigi, that I will crowneth King Bowser with thith mace in my iron hand!" - dressed as a knight
- "Man--! Out of the frying pan..."
- "Victory is such a turn on!"
- "I taught you! Me! Mario... You schnook!"
- "Song cue and good night!"
Princess Peach
- "I've got a guidebook!"
- "Reading opens up new worlds, Mario."
- "You make Mario and Luigi look like brain surgeons! You're too ignorant to be an oil tycoon."
- "You're such darling children. How have you been?"
- "Roses are red chrysanthemums are white. Gotta keep you out of Bowser's clutches with some magic of the night."
- "Dear Bros. Having a terrible time. Wish you were here. Location: Souh by North. Avoid the Valley of Storms at all costs. xxxx P.T." - letter
- "Oh, fudge."
- "Whatever."
- "Thanks, Yoshi. We'll be forever friends!"
Yoshi
- "A big ugly turtle has been muscling in around here."
- "That smart-looking babe with the dynamite bod?"
- "Okay, I have a lousy memory! I think Mario said he was going south. Or was it west?"
- "She's hotter than ever, now, I'd say..."
- "I'll do the honors!"
- "Thanks to Luigi, now, I can read."