Editing MarioWiki:BJAODN/Enemies

Jokes about enemies! Yes, these things were on actual articles.

==[[Air Bag]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*The name is a pun on the word airbag.
(Wait, WHAT?! I’m so stupid I didn’t notice that! {{User:Wonder Time!/sig}})

==[[Albatoss]]==
Albatosses used to be normal residents of [[Subcon]] until the maniacal [[Wart]] seized power. The toad king ordered the red birds to be part of his military. Albatosses were trained to carry [[Bob-omb]]s and drop them on civilians who would otherwise make for the new dictator.

==[[Artichoker]]==
Most of the time, Artichokers remain stationary, appearing to be normal shrubs. This is, in fact, a clever survival mechanism that allows the Artichokers to prey on unsuspecting travelers. Since items can sometimes be found in shrubs, an unlucky adventurer may accidentally stumble across an Artichoker, instead of treasure. After falling for the deception, the adventurer will have to fight the plant monster in combat. Unfortunately for the traveler, Artichokers prove to be very tough opponents.

==[[Bandit]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Paper Mario</div>
They can dash at an amazing speed towards Mario.

[...]

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door</div>
They have lost their amazing speed.

==[[Bazza]]==
As revealed in the Game Boy Advance remake, Bazzas can live in both fresh and salt water.

==[[Bee (Donkey Kong Jungle Beat)|Bee (''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat'')]]==
'''Bees''' are a species of [[bee]]-like enemies from ''[[Donkey Kong Jungle Beat]]''.

(''Pirate Goomba's revenge?'' -{{User|FanOfYoshi}})

==[[Beezo]]s==
[[File:Beezo_sprite.png|frame|The two different colored '''Beezos''' that debuted in ''Super Mario Advance''.]]
'''Beezos''' are a sub-species of [[Shy Guy]]s that first appear in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''. These types of species appear to have tridents armed as weapons. In addition to their physical appearance, they also have wings on their back; capable of flying.

Beezos attack by flying towards [[Mario]] or one of his friends using their pitchfork and then get within contact towards the character. They normally appear in packs as they proceed to attack the character that was played by the player. Beezos in packs endlessly appear on the screen; they won’t leave the character alone until the character leaves the current level the player is currently playing in.

[[File:SMB2 Beezo.png|frame|left|An illustration of a yellow Beezo.]]
To defeat them, there are two methods of basic defeating. The players can use the [[Vegetable]]s that appeared growing in the ground or other throwable objects and throw it to one of them. Sadly, more and more Beezos will endlessly arrive by proceeding to attack the character. Another method is by first simply jumping on one of them, pick up the unit that the character is standing on and can throw it towards another Beezo.

Beezos reappear in ''[[Super Mario Advance]]'', as the same attack methods exist being used. During gameplay, if the player defeats a single Beezo, the player acquires 4000 [[point]]s total.

A similar species called a [[Shy Away]] appears in ''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]''.

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline> Appearances In Other Media </div>
[[File: SMBSSBeezo.jpg|thumb|A Beezo, dressed up as a knight, from ''The Super Mario Bros Super Show!'']]
 
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Cartoons </div>
Beezos made several appearances on ''[[The Super Mario Bros Super Show!]]'', usually serving as guards.

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline> Trivia </div>
* Beezos are found in two colors: red and pink (in newer versions they are pink and brown).
* In ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]'', Beezos are referenced by [[Ghost Guy|Shy Guy ghosts]] that could levitate and were armed with a pitchfork.
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("''It's funny that it refers to [[Shy Away]] as a similar species in this revision before the fact this name was properly translated back as a 'Beezo' in the [[Nintendo Switch]] remake of the [[Super Mario RPG (Nintendo Switch)|game]] itself.''" - {{user|EleCyon}})

==[[Behemoth King]]==
Behemoth King Is The Main Antagonist Of Mario Sports Mix He Is A tougher guy than Behemoth please lookout for his attacks 

("''The concern for the reader's well-being is admirable, at least.''")

==[[Sandworm|Big Scorper]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*It's possible the Big Scorper is named after the [[wikipedia:Big Scorper (Dune)|Big Scorper]] from [[wikipedia:Frank Herbert|Frank Herbert's]] best selling novel [[wikipedia:Dune (novel)|Dune]]
*Big Scorper is not based on the generic [[Earth|Real World]] [[wikipedia:Big Scorper|creature]] of the same name, but on the larvae from the [[wikipedia:antlion|antlion]] family of insects.

("''For context, the page was named "SandWorm" before being moved. This is what happens when you're not careful with Word search & replace.''")

==[[Blindfold Boo]]==
As they cannot see where [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]] is located, they trust in their auditive senses to perceive the Yoshi's location and then attack.

==[[Blooper Stack]]==
A stack of [[Blooper]]s is formed when multiple Bloopers group up, forming a stack.

''(A Blooper Stack is formed when Bloopers form a stack. By the way, what's a Pirate Goomba?)''

("''A Goomba that illegally downloads game ROMs on the web, of course!''") - {{User|Shadic 34}}

==[[Bob-omb]]==
<nowiki>{{species infobox</nowiki><br>
<nowiki>|expand=expandable</nowiki><br>
<nowiki>|image=[[File:Bobomb - MarioPartyStarRush.png|200px]]<br>Artwork of a '''Bob-omb''' from ''[[Mario Party: Star Rush]]''.</nowiki><br>
<nowiki>|species=bomb </nowiki>

(''This was in the page source for, most likely, years.'' - [[User:Binarystep|Binarystep]])

==[[Bombshell Koopa]]==
Bombshell Koopas are the most common enemy '''in the ''Super Mario Land''''', appearing in all levels except for 2-3 (the underwater level), and 4-3 (the flying level). Like red-shelled Koopa Troopas, Bombshell Koopas do not walk off edges, but merely pace back and forth on the platform.

(''This was around for eight years before finally being fixed in '''2019'''.'' -{{User|TheDarkStar}})

==[[Boo]]==
[...] booes are scared of themselves when they look in a mirror.

("''...Isn't the plural boo'''s'''?''")

[...]

There are two types of Boos in this game. One type stays visible and does not hurt Mario until transparency is achieved, at which they can harm the heroic plumber.

[...]

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*The boos' ability to freeze when looked at and move when not is used by aliens called Weeping Angels in the British Sci-Fi show Doctor Who.

("''Someone explain to me how being forced to freeze when looked at is an ability. --{{User|Ultimate Mr. L}}''")

==[[Boo Guy]]==
Boo Guys employed a variety of traps in the game, including [[maces]]. Individual Boo Guys operated a single mace attached to a long chain. When a Boo Guy spotted a Yoshi, the ghost would drop the mace from the ceiling, hoping to crush the dinosaur. However, the Yoshi would have to be directly under the mace for the attack to be effective, '''and the Boo Guys tended to simply drop their maces continuously, instead of dropping the weapon at the most opportune moment'''. Since the weapon was heavy, it would take some time for the Boo Guy to pull the ball up to attempt another attack, allowing the Yoshis to pass safely underneath the weapon. This was the only way to get past these weapons, as the chain itself would actually damage the heroic dinosaurs.

[...]

After dropping the bomb, the unfortunate Boo Guy would eventually hang its head down in shame, while the other ghosts shook their heads in disappointment.

==[[Boohemoth]]==
{{Distinguish|Behemoth|Boolossus}}
{{species infobox
|title=Boohemoth
|image=[[File:Nsmb2boohemoth.jpg|250px]]<br>A Boohemoth with two [[Boo]]s
|first_appearance=''[[New Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' ([[List of games by date#2012|2012]])
|latest_appearance=''[[Mario Kart 8 Deluxe]]'' (cameo) ([[List of games by date#2017|2017]])
|variant_of=[[Big Boo]]
}}
'''Boohemoth''' is an abomination

("''Vandalism edit was made on December 30, 2022. It was so funny I had to add it to my user page.''") - {{User|Sparks}}

("''Perhaps an 'Aboomination'?''") — {{User|Mario}}
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==[[Booty Bird]]==
They can be found in every world, in all kinds of areas, '''which shows that despite their weakness, they have an impressive adaptability'''.

==[[Subspace Army#Borboras|Borboras]]==
If it spots the player, '''it blows the player''', yet it cannot hurt the player directly.

("''Oh my god.''" - {{User|Binarystep}})

==[[Bowser Monument]]==
As the racers drive past it, the Bowser Monument punches into the track, sending ripples through the track that cause it to continuously ripple.

("''And a Pirate Goomba is... what, exactly?''" - {{User|OhoJeeOnFire}})

==[[Brobot L-Type]]==
Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64.

==[[Broozer]]==
Very little is known about what is under a Broozer's sheet, or if it even is a sheet. It may be a special type of Boo, but it just as likely could be a entirely new being. The only parts not hidden are their shoes and boxing gloves, although the latter could just as well be their hands. Their seeming lack of intelligence could mean that they are lowly enemies, like Goomba, in disguise. It is possible that they are mechanical, as they twitch when attacked and seem to have no memory. Their masks could even be a part of them, like theorized of Shy Guys, rather than just a garment, like Nabbit. They chiefly inhabit Ghost Houses, meaning that they could be under the control of the Boos.

("'' This is just full of overly complicated and silly speculation."''. - {{User|WildWario}})

==[[Bully]]==
Two Bullies appear in a screenshot on the Japanese website for ''[[Super Mario 3D World]]''. In ''[[Super Mario 3D World]]'', the Bullies have your paper of ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' and are defeateds how in ''[[Super Mario 64]]'' and with your voices of ''[[Super Mario 64]]''.

("''This appears to be a literal translation from Portuguese, or a similar language. The author likely intended to say ''"the Bullies had their role from SM64 and are defeated like in SM64 and with their voices from SM64"''.''" - {{User|Flippy Bear}})

==[[Burt]]==
If defeated, these '''rotund ballerinas''' will yield two Stars or three [[Coin]]s.

(''"Wow! I didn't know that Burt took ballet! What's next, [[Prince Froggy]] taking hip-hop?"'')

==[[Buzzy Beetle Tower]]==
They can be produced if the player stacks a Buzzy Beetle on top of the other

SUPER MARIO RUN the buzzy beetle tower apperad in super mario run as a enemy in 8-9

NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. the buzzy beetle tower reapperad in nsmb they can knock down

MARIO PARTY 3 buzzy beetle tower also apperad in mario party 3

==[[Chair]]==
[[File:KillerChair64.jpg|thumb|A chair hurling itself at the unsuspecting Mario]]

("''That's some real [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars#Cow_tipping|Wikipedian cow tipping]] captioning there.''")

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==[[Cheep Cheep|Cheep-Cheep]]==
{{species infobox
|title=Goomba
|image=[[File:NSMBDS Cheep Cheep Artwork.png|200px|A '''Cheep-Cheep'''.]]
|sub_species=[[????]]<br>[[Baby Cheep]]<br>[[Big Bertha]]<br>[[Blurp]]<br>[[Boss Bass]]<br>[[Bub (enemy)|Bub]]<br>[[Bubba]]<br>[[Cheep-Chomp]]<br>[[Deep-Cheep]]<br>[[Goby]]<br>[[Mega Cheep-Cheep]]<br>[[Mega Deep-Cheep]]<br>[[Porcu-Puffer]]<br>[[Puffer-Cheep]]<br>[[Rip Van Fish]]<br>[[Sharkbone]]<br>[[Spike Bass]]<br>[[Spiny Cheep-Cheep]]
|first_appearance=''[[Super Mario Bros.]]''
|notable=[[Sushie]]<br>[[Chef Shimi]]<br>[[Stewart]]<br>[[Cheepskipper]]<br>[[Bessie Bass]]<br>[[Sashimie]]<br>[[Cheep-Cheep Pufferfish]]
|affiliation=[[Mushroom Kingdom]], [[Koopa Troop]], [[Mario]]
|latest_appearance=''[[Mario Kart Wii]]''
}}

(''Spot the error'')
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==[[Cherbil]]==
Apparently, they are based off a pair of buttocks.

("''[https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Cherbil&diff=2069982&oldid=2069888 I originally asked for source] on this claim, but it appears both Tippi and O'Chunks imply it having a butt-like appearance. Still, this wording is funny to me.''" - {{User|Alex95}})

[...]

Their name and abilities might also be a reference Chernobyl, a famous nuclear meltdown in Ukraine which among other things emitted toxic gasses throughout parts of Europe

("''That's no ordinary fart, a fart like that belongs to [[Wario]]!''" - {{User|OhoJeeOnFire}})

==[[Chomp Shark]]==
Occasionally they are misattributed to the fictitious 'dog chomp', a false term created by the anti-shark Willuigi. This assertion is clearly wrong, and all edits to support Willuigi and his pro-dog propaganda should be swiftly deleted.

(''Ah yes, Willuigi, Waluigi's evil twin brother.'' - {{User|Somethingone}})

==[[Clambo]]==
Clambos also appear in ''[[Donkey Kong Land]]''. However, instead of shooting pearls, they are constantly opening and closing their '''spacey mantles''', which makes them hard to avoid.

==[[ComBat]]==
ComBat are a distant relative to the [[Swooper]], but VERY distant.  They are much closer to the [[Catbat]].  ComBat live in the darkest reaches of [[Yoshi's Island]], and nowhere else.  As such, they may be found circling the [[Tall Tower]], hunting in the [[Neuron Jungle]], or stalking [[Bowser's Castle]].  They pose little threat to most residents, as they hunt small things such as Nomadimice.  Nonetheless, ComBats will attack anything that gets too close, and are immune to most things other than eggs.

ComBat only appear in ''[[Yoshi's Story]]''.  Pictures of them are extremely rare, some of the rarest of the already rare Yoshi's Story official artwork.  For those who wish to view one outside the game, it is best to buy the official guide to Yoshi's Story, which is full of the artwork.

("''Are we writing a documentary or something?''" - [[User:Somethingone|Somethingone]] ([[User talk:Somethingone|talk]]) 09:01, May 31, 2022 (EDT))

("''Can't wait for the overly-detailed documentary on Bumpties''") - {{User|Shadic 34}}

("''Hello and welcome to Super Mario Wiki, THE documentary for critters from the Mario franchise."") {{User|FanOfYoshi}}

==[[Condart]]==
'''Condoms''' are enemies appearing in ''[[Super Mario Bros. Wonder]]''.
<br>("''[[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Characters#Koopalings|Sickest typo I ever saw.]]''" - {{User|Doc von Schmeltwick}})

==Condor==
[[File:BJAODN Klepto.jpg]] 
Go to Klepto for more info.

("''Laziness 101. They could've at least had a link!''" - [[User:Flogger|Flogger]] ([[User talk:Flogger|talk]]) 02:27, October 27, 2019 (EDT))

==[[Creeper]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Creepers may have been inspired by the actual Creepers in Minecraft.

("''What makes this funny to me is that the name "Creeper" didn't even originate from Minecraft. Kingdom Hearts 2 for example, which came 5 years before Minecraft, [https://www.khwiki.com/Creeper has an enemy called a "Creeper" in it].''" {{User|Keyblade Master}})

==[[Crowber]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Names in other languages</div>
{{foreign names
|Jap=クロスケー<sup class="noprint">&#91;[[MarioWiki:Citations|''citation needed'']]&#93;</sup>
|JapR=Kurosukē
|JapM=Black Dude
}}

==[[Drool Hard]]==
Drool Hards are relatives of Hanging Blow Hards but don't have the swing.

==[[Dry Bones]]==
'''Dry Bones''' (also known as '''Skeleton Koopas'''<sup class="noprint">&#91;[[MarioWiki:Citations|''citation needed'']]&#93;</sup>)[...]

(''"What's funny is that the 'citation needed' was used in an FA summary."'' {{user|RickTommy}})

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*According to the ''New Super Mario Bros. series'', Dry Bones never walk off into pits or [[lava]]. This suggests that Dry Bones are no ordinary undead [[Koopa Troopa]]s, they are undead Red [[Koopa Troopa]]s, since these enemies never walk off cliffs or into pits, either. '''It may also be that these [[Koopa Troopa]]s decided to be more careful for now on, after whatever decision they made before they died.'''

==[[Fire Snake]]==
[...] it begins to chase him by bouncing and try to touch him with its flaming body.

("''That sounds wrong in so many ways.''" - {{User|Binarystep}})

==[[Fuzzball]]==
{{species infobox
|title=Fuzzball
|image=[[File:LMDMendcredits10.png|250px]]<br>Luigi and some Fuzzballs.
|subject_origin=<span style="border:2px solid red; -moz-border-radius:1em; border-radius:1em; padding-left:.5em; padding-right:.5em;">Cat-like furry ball</span>
|variants=[[Gold Fuzzball]]
}}

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==[[Galoomba]]==
* Galoombas are '''infinitely''' better than Goombas and if you disagree you are wrong.

(''A solid "Welcome to the Internet" if I've ever seen one. {{User|Tails777}}'')
(“Hear, hear. {{User:Wonder Time!/sig}}”)

==[[Gargantua Blargg (tall)]]==
'''Gargantua Blarggs''' are tall [[Gargantua Blargg]]s that are found in ''[[Yoshi's Island DS]]''.

(''That means that Gargantua Blarggs are short Gargantua Blarggs.'')

(What sort of paradox is that? [[File:Undergrunt Gunner.png|35px]] [[User:TANAKA SAMMI|'''TANAKA SAMMI''']] (たなか さっみ) - [[User talk:TANAKA SAMMI|talk]] 09:51, January 17, 2024 (EST))

(''"Well, you know what they say: Pirate Goomba is a big Pirate Goomba."'' -{{User|Arend}})

==[[Gnawty]]==
[[File:Jungle Hijinxs SNES 3.png|thumb|left|Several Gnawties, including one which has just made Rambi's acquaintance and regretted it, in [[Jungle Hijinxs (Donkey Kong Country)|Jungle Hijinxs]].]]
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==[[Goomba]]==
No one ever knew but the goomba's where hiding a secret identity. You may know and love these mushrooms as goombas but they are really called Jimmy!!! Jimmy is a common name for a retard but if you have ever [played mario superstar baseball, jimmy runs super fast and is not that smart for wearing two shoes on one foot. So that is how he got the name jimmy.Now,you all must think that Jimmys live in the Mushroom Kingdom but that is so fake!!Jimmys are very poor and live in boxes on the streets on Mushroom Kingdom.They are drug-atics and they sell drugs in their boxes.Well,now i hope you know the real story of the goombas(Jimmy)

[...]

Goombas resemble mushrooms very closely. It is important that when playing Super Mario that a Goomba is not mistaken for a mushroom. Goombas are very hard to destroy, however, they appear to be small and weak looking.

("''If Goombas are 'very hard to destroy,' I question what is very easy to destroy.''")

==[[Grindel]]==
grindels are just mummified thwomps they are only in the shifting sandland course they try to smash mario whenever he goes beneath them they have made an appearence in mario party they are most powerful and cannot be destroyed!!

a realitive is the spindle they make strange grunts


SO BE CARFUL!!

==[[Hyper Spiky Goomba]]==
A Hyper Spiky Goomba is a Hyper Goomba with a spike on its head. It has extremely powerful attacks, and it itself is not easy to take down, either, with that nasty spike on its head. Ordinarily, their attack power is three, but when Charged, watch out for an incredible nine attack point attack. Mario needs to really stay on his toes with this Goomba.

==[[Ice Cherbil]]==
An Ice Cherbil is a semi-common enemy from Super Paper Mario, found in various locations such as the Yold Desert, the Overthere Stair or the Flipside Pit of 100 Trials. These blue counterparts of Cherbils blow icy clouds at the four heroes, which can freeze them in a block of solid ice. Shaking the Wii Remote repeatedly is the only way to break the icicle. '''Ice Cherbils are also immune to ice attacks, as their name implies, although they can still be frozen.'''

(''It's immune to ice, but it's not immune to ice? What?'' -[[User:TheDarkStar|TheDarkStar]])

==[[K-9]]==
Curiously, instead of running away from the invincible Mario, the K-9s will foolishly continue to home in on Mario, running right into him and being instantly destroyed.

==[[Kackle]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Most think Kackle is the 5th scariest thing in a Nintendo game.

[...]

{{quote2|These ghostly, [[Kremling]] spirits haunt many locations on [[Crocodile Isle]].|''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Donkey Kong Country 2]]'' manual, page 30}}

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Descriptions</div>
{{quote2|These ghostly, Kremling spirits haunt many locations on Crocodile Isle.|''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'' SNES instruction booklet, page 30}}
{{quote2|These ghostly Kremling spirits haunt many locations on Crocodile Isle.|''Donkey Kong Country 2'' GBA instruction booklet, page 23}}

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*According to the game manual, Kackles are said to haunt many locations on Crocodile Isle. Despite this, they are only seen in one level.

("''Wait, where do Kackles haunt again? (Yes, all four of these were on the page at once.)''")

("''We get it already...''" - {{User|PanchamBro}})

("''Note that the manual actually uses this description as an umbrella for Kackle '''''and''''' [[Kloak]], so it's not even all that wrong.''" - {{user|Doc von Schmeltwick}})

==[[Klamber]]==
Klamber 50% spider 50% crab 100% annoying.

("''And this is 150% nonsense.''" - {{User|Tsunami}}")

(''"So does that make Klamber 100% {{wp|Majoidea|spider crab}}, 100% {{wp|Thomisidae|crab spider}}, or 50% both species each?"'' -{{User|Arend}})

("''Maybe it's instead 450% spider crab, crab spider, spider, crab, '''AND''' nonsense!''") - {{User|Shadic 34}}

==[[Klepto]]==
(''On March 30, 2008, the content on the Klepto page was [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Klepto&oldid=350878 replaced] with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about [[wikipedia:Infocom|Infocom]], a well-known publisher of interactive fiction games. The vandalism was reverted '''nine hours''' after it was made, but the vandal soon [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Klepto&oldid=352160 struck back] and replaced the content with that of another Wikipedia page, this time the article about the ''Star Wars'' character [[wikipedia:Jango Fett|Jango Fett]] (a reference to Klepto's Japanese name). Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, those revisions aren't directly archived on BJAODN. Later, the same vandal struck again and replaced everything with the words ''"ing what was that for for dead"'', which was reverted 2 minutes later.'')

==[[Kritter]]==
Not all Kremlings are bad, though; some, such as [[K. Lumsy]] and the Kritter goalies of ''[[Mario Smash Football]]'' seem to be decent individuals

("''See, you'' say ''that, but how do we know the league isn't extremely lax about the criminal records of their players?''" --[[User:Lord Grammaticus|Lord Grammaticus]])

==[[Koindozer]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Without their helmet and shield, Koindozers resemble Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
<i>(Well, this statement isn't relevant, but it's not far off...)</i>

==[[Koopa Troop]]==
The '''Koopa Troop''' [...] is a militaristic dictatorship led by [[Bowser]], King of the [[Koopa (species)|Koopas]]. [...] According to [[Kammy Koopa]] in ''[[Paper Mario]]'', the motive for the clan is to have revenge against all who have treated Koopas poorly. However, most of their clear goals some based entirely on Bowser's own interest.

("''The fine example of imposing a little too much darkness in what is an otherwise fantasy, gleeful series aimed at all ages.''" - [[User:BabyLuigiOnFire|BLOF]])

(''"'The '''Koopa Troop''' is a militaristic dictatorship.' Damn, really? All I see are Koopa Troopas dancing to [[Paah|sound effects]], and foolishly falling in pits."'') - {{User|Shadic 34}}

[...]

'''The Koopa Troop is unstoppable.''' Bowser has an unlimited supply of soldiers; the Koopa Troop also has an massive army such as (with [[tank]]s), a maritime navy (with [[battleship]]s), an air force (with [[airship]]s), and a space fleet with massive spacecrafts as seen in the ''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]'' series. '''Despite having such a huge military, the Koopa Troop is continuously defeated by the legendary Mario Brothers,''' the heroes of the Mushroom Universe, as well as those who assist the Mario Bros. on their missions to protect the Mushroom Universe (such as [[Toads]]).

("''How can you be defeated if you're unstoppable!?''" -[[User:BabyLuigiOnFire|BLOF]])

("''By the way, I would like to point out the absurd nature of this paragraph in general. Unlimited supply of soldiers? In a video game? Maritime navy? Air force? Space fleet? I don't see any of that. I see creatures just trying to walk into Mario.''" - [[User:BabyLuigiOnFire|BLOF]])

[...]

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Villainous Plans</div>
<div id=fh4 class=mw-headline>All media</div>
*Kidnapping and marrying [[Princess Peach]].

("''Oh, we gotta add polygamy to affiliations of the Koopa Troop!''" - {{User|Ralphfan}})

==[[Koopa Troopa]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Biology</div>
The Koopa Troopas' most known caracterist is their [[Koopa Shell|shells]], that resmbles turtles' shells (this fact has formed a rumor that Koopa Troopas are turtles). Another famous caracterist is their shell's protection that can be knocked, attacking other enemies (as seen in many platform games).

<div id=fh4 class=mw-headline>Physical Appearance</div>
Koopa Troopas' shells comes in four colors: green, red, yellow and blue. The most known are the green and red ones, specially, the green ones.

All Koopa Troopas have a gold-yellow skin and a big snout. They also have light brown joints at their chests and abdomen (as seen in [[Bowser]]), however, this part of their body are covered with their shells.

Koopa Troopas also use shoes of the same color of their shells.

<div id=fh4 class=mw-headline>Speech</div>
In the course of the ''[[Super Mario (franchise)|Mario]]'' franchise, Koopa Troopas are seen to have English as their native language. In the games that character's voices aren't shown speaking phrases, Koopa Troopas make owl-like sounds, having English just legenged. This can be because Koopa Troopas have their own language, that [[Mario]] (or other characters) can understand. In ''[[Paper Mario (series)|Paper Mario]]'' series, all Koopa Troopas knows only speak English. Also having Koopa Troopas partners speaking this same language, through speaking bubbles.

<div id=fh4 class=mw-headline>Gender</div>
Koopa Troopas have their gender differences, being male or female. An exemple is a ''[[Mario Party 5]]'' mini-game called [[Flower Shower (minigame)|Flower Shower]]. This mini-game presents the marriage of two Koopa Troopas (one using a bow tie [a common man garment] and other using a bow [a common woman garment]).

<div id=fh4 class=mw-headline>Reproduction</div>
Are not known if the Koopa Troopas' reproduction is sexually or asexually, however, are known that they born from eggs, just like [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshis]].

==[[Krash]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*The Krashes in ''Donkey Kong 64'' also strangely resemble the current design of a Kritter, even though the Kritters were not redesigned until ''[[DK: King of Swing]]'', 6 years later.

==[[Kroc]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Some one thinks Kroc is the 8th scariest thing in a Nintendo game. He also thinks Kroc uses [[King K Rool]]'s vocals.

==[[Kuff 'n' Klout]]==
'''Kuff 'n' Klout''' (also known as the '''Kremling Twins'''<ref>''Official Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble Nintendo Player's Guide, page 112.</ref>) are extra-big, beefed-up [[Kremling]]s in ''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble]]''. Even stronger and burlier than the massive [[Krumple]]s, Kuff 'n' Klout are found only in [[Krematoa]]. They first appear in [[Stampede Sprint]] and [[Criss Kross Cliffs]], and they even have their very own underground level, called [[Tyrant Twin Tussle]], where they attack by playing a game of leapfrog and by racing about the screen, shoulder to shoulder.

The Kremling Twins are nearly invincible, since they can only be defeated by using [[Barrel|barrels]], by using [[Squitter the Spider|Squitter's]] webs, and theoretically, [[Ellie the Elephant|Ellie's]] trunk squirting and [[Squawks the Parrot|Squawks's]] egg spitting. If only one of them is defeated, the other will continue to charge and then disappear when [[Dixie]] or [[Kiddy]] go offscreen, '''or target them to avenge his fallen counterpart''' (SNES version), or remain motionless and suddenly disappear a few seconds later (GBA version). According to the game's credits, Kuff 'n' Klout belong to the "[[Kremling Kreeps]]" enemy class.

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==[[Kutlass]]==
Kutlasses resemble another type of Kremling enemy, [[Klank]]s, who ride in [[Roller Coaster]]s in amusement park levels. Despite their resemblance, Kutlasses and Klanks do not have any similar traits.

==[[Talk:Lakitu in a Pipe|Lakitu in a Pipe]]==
{{species infobox
|title=Lakitu in a Pipe
|image=[[File:PipeLakitu.png]]
|variant_of=[[Lakitu]]
|first_appearance=''[[Super Mario World]]'' ([[List of games by date#1990|1990]])
|latest_appearance=''[[Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2]]'' ([[List of games by date#2001|2001]])
}}
A '''Lakitu in a Pipe'''<ref>M. Arakawa. Nintendo ''[[Mario Mania]]'' Player's Guide. Page 50.</ref> is a [[Lakitu]] that inhabits a [[Warp Pipe]] and throws [[Spiny Egg]]s at [[Mario]] or [[Luigi]] in ''[[Super Mario World]]''. Lakitus in Pipes have green eyes rather than the red ones possessed by their cloud-riding counterparts. They can be defeated by a [[stomp]]. They appear in [[Vanilla Secret 2]] and [[Forest of Illusion 4]].

It is possible to see Lakitus in Pipes' entire bodies by attacking them with a [[Cape Feather]] (which causes them to fly out of the pipes) or pulling them out of the pipes with [[Yoshi]]'s tongue. They look identical to other Lakitus.

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>References</div>
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==[[Magikoopa]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>''Mario Party 9''</div>

Though ''[[Mario Party 9]]'' is a game many fans of the franchise prefer to ignore, it is nevertheless a game.

("''May be irrelevant, but ain't off from the truth.''") - {{User|Shadic 34}}

==[[Maw-Ray]]==
'''Maw-Rays''', previously known as '''Unagi''', are '''moral''' eels that first appear in ''[[Super Mario 64]]''.

("''Takes a strong sense of good to lunge out of a hole with a star attached to you, scaring innocent children worldwide.''" - [[User:Doc von Schmeltwick|Doc von Schmeltwick]])

==[[Monchee]]==
[[File:MvsDK Monchee.jpg|thumb|left|Mario holds onto the tail of a Monchee '''for dear life''', as seen in ''Mario vs. Donkey Kong''.]]

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==[[Little Mouser|Mowz]]==
[[Ms. Mowz]] from ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' is most likely a Mowz because she's a thief (though she is white)-plus the name Mowz may even be based on her name. Also the name Mowz is a pun on "Mouse".

("''For those confused by the seemingly racist implications in the parentheses, it's probably referring to Mowz in ''[[Mario Party 8]]'' being purple.''" - {{user|Doc von Schmeltwick}})

==[[Mr. I]]==
Mr. I reappears in ''[[Mario Party Superstars]]'', retaining its design from ''Mario Party 8''. Just like in ''Mario Party 2'', it appears on [[Horror Land]] and will warp the player to the other side of the board. They also run '''the losers''' out '''except for the winner''' after a game on Horror Land has ended.

(''Breaking news: Winners are not losers.'')

==[[Ninji]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>''Paper Mario: Sticker Star''</div>
If they are jumped on/hammered at the wrong time, they will poof and leave a log (also known as a decoy) behind, meaning the attack will be a miss, then run back into battle while falling from the top screen having their arms up high and '''landing safely with style'''.

("''It's not falling, it's landing with style.''" - {{User|Binarystep}})

==[[Nosedozer]]==
Nosedozers are simply damaging Bandineros. See [[Bandinero]].

''("On the left is a Bandinero. On the right is a Nosedozer.")''
[[File:RedBandinero.png|43px]][[File:Nosedozer.png|43px]]

==[[Octoomba]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>''Super Mario Galaxy 2''</div>
They attack Mario by spitting rocks at '''Mario''' just like [[Octoguy]]s. '''The species' current name is revealed by a [[Luma]]''' who guides Mario through a large planet.

("''The tale of how this Luma revealed an out-of-universe name change to our hero Mario will be one forever remembered through the cosmos...''" — {{User|SolemnStormcloud}})

==[[Pak E. Derm]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*In Yoshi's Story, Pak E. Derm's path blocking is similar to that of Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

("''You shall not pass... unless you give me the '[[Ground Pound|something special]]' I guess!''" - {{user|EleCyon}})

==[[Pestnut|Pestnut (Chucklehuck Woods)]]==
It appears that Beanies use Pestnuts as costumes but this is unknown if Pestnuts are costumes.

==[[Pharaoh Guy]]==
Yoshi can '''reproduce''' them to yarn balls normally.

==[[Piranha Plant]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*In ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'', the chomping noises the Piranha Plants make is [[Petey Piranha]]'s voice sped up. They also make the same sound as Petey Piranha gets hit by an item or falls down the kart when they get hit by an item.

==[[Pitchfork]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Types of [[List of enemies|Enemies]]</div>
Pitchforks are not the [[List of bosses|bosses]] of levels. They are just normal [[List of enemies|enemies]].

[...]<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Characteristics</div>
'''Pitchforks''' are [[Bandinero]]s with a fork cap on their head from ''[[Wario Land: Shake It!]]''. Not only cyan Pitchforks are in ''[[Wario Land: Shake It!]]'': also lila-pink Pitchforks exists. These are a combination of a yellow [[Bandinero]] and a cyan Pitchfork, because they will jump.

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Threat</div>
As seen on the '''image identifying a Pitchfork on this article''', their threat is 2/3 {{fake link|redstars}}.

("''They mean the infobox''")

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Similar [[List of enemies|Enemies]]</div>
Some similar [[List of enemies|enemies]] to a Pitchfork include other kinds of [[Bandinero]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Paragoomba]]s, [[Electrogoomba]]s, and [[Goombeetle|Astrogoombas]].

[...]

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Related Articles</div>
[[Bandinero]]<br>
[[Wario Land: Shake It!]]<br>
[[Wario]] <br>
[[List of enemies|Enemies]] <br>
[[List of bosses|Bosses]] <br>
[[Red Star]] <br>
[[Goomba]] <br>
[[Paragoomba]] <br>
[[Electrogoomba]] <br>
[[Goombeetle|Astrogoomba]] <br>

("''What the heck is an Astrogoomba?''")
<br>("''That's probably in reference to its German name.''" - {{User|EleCyon}})

==[[Broozer|Puncher Boo]]==
PUNCHER BOO

The puncher boos apear in new super mario bros. DS. They are just like a boo but they punch:bricks... Simply they are in the boo house waiting for mario /luigi come in then they attack!

==[[Re-Koil]]==
They always seem to have a stupid grin on their face and are sometimes seen with their tongue hanging out; also, their eyes perpetually stare in different directions, which may imply that they suffer from divergent strabismus.

("''Hmm, what do we know about the biology and related subject of the ''Donkey Kong'' universe, really?''")

==[[Subspace Army#R.O.B. Squad|The R.O.B. Squad]]==
[[File:ROB Sentry Brawl screenshot.png|thumb|]]
These are enemies found in the [[Subspace Emissary]] also see [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The escort the [[Ancient Minister]] brings with him is a R.O.B squad?! There are some that fire beams and others that fire missiles.

There are other enemies that will appear and try to impede your progress. Good luck! Don’t lose! And don’t run away!

There are three types:
*[[R.O.B. Sentry]] 
*[[R.O.B. Launcher]] 
*[[R.O.B. Blaster]]

("''What a great strategy: Don't lose! I'll keep that in mind.''")

==[[Robbird]]==
Their name is a combination of "rob" or “Robert” and "bird".

("''Hi, Robert.''" --{{User|EleCyon}})

==[[Robomb]]==
They resemble and are female versions of Bob-Ombs. A Bob-Omb even dated one of them! (Very Sexy) 

==[[Rocky Wrench]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Rocky Wrenches look a lot like [[Monty Mole]]s and use an attack pattern similar to them; they also have shells similar to those of [[Buzzy Beetle]]s; this could make them a cross between the two. ('''Go ahead and picture how that could have been accomplished''') 

("''We really needed that mental image.''")

==[[Roto-disc]]==
Roto-discs aka '''radioactive disco waffle balls of death''', are [[Fire Bar|Fire-Bar]]-like obstacles that first appear in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]''.

==[[Sad Rex]]==
Sad Rexes, like [[Sad Goomba]]s, are simply sad [[Rex]]es that will simply sit in one location and weep. However, when [[Princess Peach]] approached one, the depressed dinosaur charges at her.

==[[Sammer Guy]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Their name is a pun on Samuri, and Guy.<br>
*They could be a spicies of Shy Guy they might have a mask on, because the bearded ones beards don't move when they talk. Possibally because the makers of Super Paper Mario can't do that.

==[[Scram]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*A prize won by a character named Tino in the TV Show [[wikipedia:The Weekenders|''The Weekenders'']] would go on to resemble Scram, although, due to the obscurity of the character, it is likely that this resemblance is coincidental.

==[[Shroob]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Colonies, Settlements, and Structures</div>
*[[Vim Factory]]- A factory that the [[Shroobs]] keep the [[Toads]] [[Vim]] in
*[[Shroob Mother Ship]]- A ship that [[Princess Shroob]] owns
*[[Shroob Castle]]- Home to the not pure [[Shroobs]]
*[[Shroob Planet]]- The [[Shroob]] home planet

==[[Shy Guy]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Physical appearance and personality</div>
The shy guys are one of the many rivals to [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and [[Yoshi]], despite this, they are timid and soft-volumed, and kind minions, and rarely act insane

(''Well, that's a relief.'' - {{User|Niiue}})

==[[Skeeter (New Super Mario Bros.)|Skeeter (''New Super Mario Bros.'')]]==
They skate aimlessly across the water, and drop Skull Bombs, which actually do not explode and instead smash through blocks. The explosion can also destroy [[block]]s.

(''Wait, what did they blow up again? I completely forgot and I am in need of some assistance.'' - {{User|OhoJeeOnFire}})

==[[Slaughterfork]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Names in other languages</div>
{{foreign names
|Jap=フォーキン
|JapR=Fōkin
|JapM=Pun on “フォーク”（fōku,fork）and probably“ファッキン”（fakkin).
}}

(''Yes, it's the same word.'')

<hr>

(''The same anon followed up a year later with another suggestion:'')

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Names in other languages</div>
{{foreign names
|Jap=フォーキン
|JapR=Fōkin
|JapM=Derived from「フォーク」(''fōku'', fork) and possibly "kink"
}}

==[[Small Spider]]==
'''Small Spiders''' are large purple spiders[...].
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==[[Smeech]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Although it is unknown why a Smeech kisses Yoshi, it could be that they are in love with him.

==[[Smuggler]]==
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn55DupW0AAl0ID.jpg

(''Reminder to editors to always be careful when spelling the word "bestiary."'' - {{user|Mario jc}})

==[[Snake (Mario Clash)|Snake (''Mario Clash'')]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Names in other languages</div>
{{foreign names
|Jap=ヘビーマム<sup>{{fake link|[1]}}</sup>
|JapR=Hebīmamu
|JapM=Snaky Mom}}

==[[Snoodle]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
The name Snoodle, may be the words snail, an small animal and noodle, another word for pasta.

==[[Space Troopa]]==
[[File:Space Troopa.png|thumb|What could possibly be a Space Troopa]]
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==[[Spike]]==
Their name Gabon is a direct translation from Japanese, [...] and also possibly, '''due to the jungle setting, a reference to {{wp|Gabon|the country of the same name}}'''.

(''"This has to be the stretchiest of all the big stretches I've ever seen."'' -{{User|EleCyon}})

==[[Spiky Tromp]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Spiky Tromps supposedly are to Spiny Tromps as [[Thwimp]]s are to [[Thwomps]] and [[Whimp]]s are to [[Whomp]]s.

("''And then [[Grindel]]s are to [[Spindel]]s...''" - {{user|EleCyon}})

==[[Spiny]]==
Unlike Koopa or Buzzy Beetle shells, Mario can not safely jump on a [[Spiny Shell (red)|Spiny Shell]] despite its '''business end''' being upside down (however, Mario can do this in the Game Boy Advance remake).

==[[Sproing-Oing]]==
When attacked, they split into three smaller Sproing-Oings, giving the attacker another thing to worry about.

==[[Spud]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*In an early scene in ''[[Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time]]'', one of the [[Hammer Bro.|Hammer Bros.]] actually refers to [[Baby Mario]] as a "spud". However, he was not referring to the enemy Spud.

==[[Stankulus]]==
This statue doesn't move, athough he can only stay in one place.

(''Gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.'' - {{User|OhoJeeOnFire}})

==[[Big Dry Bones|Super Dry Bones]]==
Sad Articuno tries to cry. but... dry bones and sad articuno tries someday.

("''That was so.... deep''")

==[[Torpedo Ted]]==
The Torpedo Ted was launched from offscreen, therefore, it's launcher was never shown....'''i hate my life'''

("''Later that evening, the Torpedo Ted decided to cut himself.''" - {{User|Stooben Rooben}})

[...]

Torpedo Teds have very smiling grins on their faces, which means that their arms are more farther away from the face.

("''Guess they got over their depression.''")

[...]

<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>''Super Mario World''</div>
[[File:TorpTed.gif|frame|left]]
Torpedo Teds first appeared in ''[[Super Mario World]]'' and resided in [[Soda Lake]]. [[Mario]] and [[Yoshi]] encountered Torpedo Teds during their adventures in [[Dinosaur Land]]. Torpedo Teds moved fairly fast and could be hard to avoid due to the narrow pathways within Soda Lake. '''This enemy can be defeated with a star, because this sprite was not progammed for invincibility glitch because: They give many lives when "bounce" in the player. But this star may be in code or by the level editor.'''

("''You can see the editor's neurons progressively dying as the sentence continues.''")
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==[[Thwack Totem]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*The enemy resembles a totem pole.

("''Gee I never would have guessed...''" - {{User|Tails777}})

==[[Thwomp]]==
*In [[Mario Kart 64]], the track {{fake link|Bowsers Castle}}({{fake link|N64 Bowsers Castle}} in Mario Kart Wii) is green in color and imprisoned behing bars for unknown reasons. Fans named this thwomp {{fake link|Marty}} and it is rumored he is improsoned for helping Mario reach a [[Star]]. It Returns in Mario Kart Wii but it not green in color and looks like the current thwomps.

(''"Fun fact: the green coloration is actually the cell's yellow light being reflected on the blue Thwomp, causing the two colors to mix. One can look closely at the floor in the cell to see it's a bit yellower than the usual black-and-white checkerboard pattern in the rest of the castle. The lighting effect is a lot better in ''Mario Kart Wii'', hence why the Thwomp in that cell isn't miscolored."'' –{{User|Arend}})

==[[Talk:Toy Block|Toy Block]]==
{{species infobox
|title=Toy Block
|image=[[File:DK64 Super Block.png|200px]]
|first_appearance=''[[Donkey Kong 64]]'' ([[List of games by date#1999|1999]])
|notable=[[Toy Monster]]
}}
'''Toy Blocks''' are block-shaped enemies from ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''. They are found exclusively in [[Frantic Factory]]. They cannot be fought at all. They are only seen when they are joining other toys to form the [[Toy Monster]]. Their sizes include a large block and a small one. When the Toy Monster is defeated, they drop a [[watermelon|melon slice]] like any regular enemy.

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==[[Trouter]]==
(''Spot the error, Take 2'')
{{species infobox
|title=Whale
|image=[[File:Trouter.jpg|220px]]<br>An official artwork of a '''Trouter''' from ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''.
|species_origin=Fish
|related=[[Cheep Cheep]]
|first_appearance=''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' ([[List of games by date#1988|1988]])<br>(''[[Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic]]'')
|notable=
|affiliation=[[Subcon]], [[Wart]], [[8 bits|8-bits]]
|latest_appearance=''[[Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition]]'' ([[List of games by date#2010|2010]])
|expand=
}}
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==[[Ice Piranha Plant|Venus Ice Trap]]==
Venus Ice Traps appeared on Fantendo and were made due to fan demand

("''Yes, give all credit first to [http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Venus_Ice_Trap Fantendo].''")

==[[Vomer]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
*Unlike most Dry Bones, Vomers do not wear shoes (however, the Dry Bones of ''Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars'' do not wear shoes either).

("''Then what's the point of saying that...?''")

(''"And since the Nintendo Switch remake, Vomers DO actually wear shoes, now. They're pink!"'' -{{User|Arend}})

==[[Wallop]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>''Super Mario 3D Land(2012)''</div>
This is the same thing as in Super Mario 3D Land(2011).

==[[Whomp]]==
<div id=fh3 class=mw-headline>Trivia</div>
Whomps used to be incredibly Handsome creatures however, after years of having their only attack be slamming their faces down on the ground...well ya know

==Yux (species)==
*When a Mini-Yux is in the presence of '''its greater being''', an unbreakable shield will be created around the main Yux unit; the only way to '''abolish this shield''' is to destroy all of Mini-Yux in the way.
*'''Mini-Yux''' are a variety of Yux that have been created to serve and protect their greater being.
*'''Mini-Z-Yux''' are small, cone shaped offspring of the Z-Yux. The Mini-Z-Yux have an identical mission to that of a regular Yux: They must shield the Z-Yux from harm as it attacks opponents. '''One Mini-Z-Yux will reproduce per turn.''' As with the Mini-Yux, the player must eradicate the Mini-Z-Yux in order to break down the barrier protecting the Z-Yux.
*'''Mini-X-Yux''' are the protectors of the X-Yux. Mini-X-Yux are small, blue cone shaped creatures, of which, two are spawned to protect its greater being per turn.
*'''Thus, to attack Sir Grodus in a no-holds-barred fashion, one must annihilate all Grodus Xs.'''

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