User:ClawgripFan9001

Ahoy there, I be known as ClawgripFan9001. I be a 27-year old Sidestepper who be sailin' the Seven Seas o' the Mushroom World on me vessel, The Black Peach, searchin' fer an Eighth Sea. I also be a prominent figure within the pages o' The 'Shroom, workin' outta both the Fake News an' Palette Swap offices - In case o' the former, me specialty be sports an' cookin' columns, in case o' the latter, me specialty be novels detailin' the adventures o' the most famous heroes an' the most notorious villains o' the Mushroom World released in monthly intervals. Don't 'ave a whole lot else ta say 'bout meself 'ere, but I do 'ope ye check out me user page from time ta time regardless ta see if anythin' new been added.