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| The Kap'n | |
 When the coconut is mine then you'll feel this pirate's corn | |
| Gender | Male |
| Favorite Mario character | Kaptain Skurvy |
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- —Me, At Some Point
hello
i liek the funny monkey show
skuvry is the sexiest
i hate this little shit
im the third "Kaptain" user on the wiki thats interesting
Stuff
You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard
But this goes even harder
I have just one query
Times when pranks went too far
Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is?
*Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here*
I love the new Donkey Kong and the people who hate it are a bunch of crybabies who can't accept change
This crazy kong is a crazy kong!
Green Mario does exist after all
hehehehehe
I'm onto you DIC
What a nice pic of Funky, it'd be a shame if he was in the middle of saying something really sexist
Pink Donkey Kong Jr. grew up
RIP Mario's helicopter
Wild
"Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach?"
"You think we should take it?"
I want to wear this like in real life
Missed opportunity to call this episode "Two Kongs and a Baby" (like this)
But Yoshi was not amused.
I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK! FATE ENTANGLED, DESTINED FOREVER, YIN AND YANG! I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU! WANNA KNOW THE FUNNY PART? I DON'T EVEN LIKE BANANAS! AM I ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW? AM I!?
Quotes
- “I truly now believe that no matter who you are, whether it'd be Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, or even, yes, Donkey Kong Junior II, if you're a Kong, you're family.”
- —Carlito, EVERY SINGLE KONG (This quote honestly brings a tear to my eye)
- “Then why did I use up my best materials on this shindig?!”
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, "Message in a Bottle Show" - “I'd shower you with coconut cream pies”
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, "Raiders of the Lost Banana"
My Stash Of Characters That I Either Love Or Just Find Really Funny/Amusing For No Real Reason
I mean...duh...
Not on my family-friendly Minecraft YouTube gaming channel!
You can't act like this ain't cool
Random gnome guy
My main
I don't care if he's "just a Goomba," I love Goombos, alright?!
One of these kids is called "Yeah"...just..."Yeah."
I mean...he had a year designated for him. You gotta respect that.
Huh
Rest in peace to our fallen legend
My Stash Of Characters That I Hate And The Thought Of Them Actually Just Makes Me Wanna Punch A Hole In My Wall And Cry
I hate him. I hate the way he looks, I hate the way he talks, and I hate his stupid song, dear lord, I thought his presence in Booty and the Beast was bad...but they brought him back for To the Moon Baboon for no reason and literally does nothing for the plot? How stupid. Hate Jr. Klap Trap.
Nintendo will do anything but actually put Donkey Kong Junior in Mario Kart again
Now, I love her very much, don't get the wrong idea, but the fact she's called "Cow" in Mario Kart World and not "Moo Moo" actually really pisses me off
To Do List
Subjects To Work On
- My main focus is the Donkey Kong Country TV show, as well as Donkey Kong Planet. I hope to get the DKC show featured, but not DKP, because my work on that may never be done with how much is lost
- I suppose I also work on Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020, but that isn't my highest priority
- I'm also sometimes giving articles to the games that don't have one on the list of games
- Wouldn't mind getting Kaptain Skurvy featured
- Might also rewrite the reissue article, but in a while, and that's assuming someone doesn't rewrite it by then
Stuff That Needs A Proposal
- I hate the way we cover Pinball, it's actually so stupid
- I might propose to merge General Klump to Klump, but I'm not that sure yet
