List of Mario Party 7 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party 7. They are listed by character, alphabetically.

Bandit

• "Heh heh heh! Nice treasure! It's mine now, fool!" (Solo Cruise)
• "Sweet! Now it's time to make like a bakery truck and haul buns!"
• "Aw, nuts! I got careless and lost my booty!"
• "I'll make a clean break next time! Just you wait!"

Bowser

• "This makes me MAD!! MAAAAD!! GRRRAAAA!!!! Oooo... I'M...SO...VERY...ANGRY!!!"
• "They want a fun vacation? I'll give them a fun vacation! And by that, I mean NO FUN AT ALL!"
• "Grrrr! Don't move a muscle! This party doesn't start until BOWSER says so!"
• "Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! This board needs Koopa Kid Spaces! There's 3 for ya!!"
• "Now you can contend with that! Man, I'm so evil! I love it!"
• "Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" (Party Cruise)
• "Bwah ha ha! Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" (Single-Player Bowser Minigame - Solo Cruise)
• "Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!" (Single-Player Bowser Minigame - Party Cruise)
• "The more the merrier! Now everyone can bask in the glory of my sweet minigame!" (Multiplayer Bowser Minigame - Party Cruise)
• "If you can't beat my minigame, then I'm gonna take half/all of your coins/a Star!"
• "If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal half/all of your coins/a Star!"
• "Let's see who gets to play the Bowser Minigame!!"
• "Now it's time to spin the Wheel of Pain and see what you play!"
• "So... Let's see how you did!"
• "If you can't finish the minigame, you can say good-bye to half/all of your coins/a Star!"
• "Since you didn't beat my minigame, say good-bye to half/all of your coins/a Star!"
• "Wha--?! How did everyone finish?! This makes me MAD!!"
• "Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!"
• "Grrr!! I hate to show mercy, but you leave me no choice!!"
• "Huh? You have no coins at all? That's so pathetic!!"
• "OK, chump, here ya go, I'll give you 10 coins... Now get with the program!"
• "Come back and see me again!! Bwah ha ha ha!!"
• "Bwaaa ha ha ha! Hello, losers! Did you miss me?!" (Solo Cruise)
• "Bwah ha ha ha ha!! It's Bowser Time!" (Grand Canal and Pyramid Park)
• "This time, I'm gonna destroy those stupid bridges! Timber!" (Grand Canal)
• "Oh, that felt GREAT!!" (Grand Canal)
• "Now it's time to build much better bridges. Check this out!" (Grand Canal)
• "Bwah ha ha ha!! Enjoy it, chumps!" (Grand Canal)
• "Bwah ha ha ha!! It's Bowser Time!" (Pagoda Peak)
• "Bwa ha...huff...puff!" (Pagoda Peak)
• "Gra! I'm out of shape! Guess I should try a little exercise!" (Pagoda Peak)
• "Huff... Puff... Grrrrr! That was great exercise!" (Pagoda Peak)
• "I'm gonna bust this stupid bridge! Grrraaaawwwwgghh!" (Pagoda Peak)
• "Bwaaaaaaaaa ha ha! Road's out, yokels!" (Pagoda Peak)
• "Bwah ha ha ha!! I'll whip up a nasty sandstorm this time!" (Pyramid Park)
• "Bwaa ha ha ha!! I've come to steal the first-place player's Star!" (Pyramid Park)
• "Who's in first place...? Hmm... It's (character)!" (Pyramid Park)
• "OK, Koopa Kid! I'm gonna put you in charge of this Star. Don't foul it up!" (Pyramid Park)
• "Don't let anyone take it, or it's back to the dungeon with you!" (Pyramid Park)
• "Well, I've done enough damage for day. So long, suckers!" (Pyramid Park)
• "Bwaaa ha ha ha! It's present time! Let's see what special gift Santa Bowser has..." (Neon Heights)
• "Weeell...? I'm in a good mood. Have some coins!" (Neon Heights)
• "Ha! I feel generous today! Take my Star! I've got plenty!" (Neon Heights)
• "Today's your lucky day! You get my Dark Star! Bwaaaa ha ha haaaa!!" (Neon Heights)
• "Don't be shy. Take it! Taaaaaaake it..." (Neon Heights)
• "Bwa ha ha! I just took coins from everyone and put them in this treasure chest!" (Neon Heights)
• "Bwa ha ha! I took (character)'s Star and put it in this treasure chest! Ain't I sweet?!" (Neon Heights)
• "Bwa ha ha!! If you get the Dark Star, you'll lose a Star! Ain't I sweet!?" (Neon Heights)
• "Good luck finding my special chest, pinheads! Bwa ha ha ha ha!" (Neon Heights)
• "It's BOWSER TIME!!" (Windmillville)
• "Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I'm gonna raze me a windmill! Stupid, no-good windmills..." (Windmillville)
• "Hope you haven't been saving up coins for this one!!" (Windmillville)
• "Down she goes!!" (Windmillville)
• "Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I crushed it like a paper cup! I'm sooooo strong and mighty!" (Windmillville)
• "And now all the coins are gone, too!!" (Windmillville)
• "Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I'll steal all the coins that everyone has saved up!!" (Windmillville)
• "Now get out there and get me some coins, son!!" (Windmillville)
• "Good job, son! Now tell me! How many coins, did you get? Five? Ten? One bazillion?" (Windmillville)
• "You boosted (number) coins!? Nicely done! We're rich!! Bwaaaaa ha ha ha!" (Windmillville)
• "It's everyone's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!" (Bowser's Enchanted Inferno!)
• "I'm gonna sink that island with the Star! Now what, chump?" (Bowser's Enchanted Inferno!)
• "Bwaa ha haa!! Too bad, suckers! It's more fun this way!" (Bowser's Enchanted Inferno!)
• "Bwah haa haa!! Lemme take a picture as a memento of your wonderful trip!!"
• "It's group picture time!"
• "Everybody smile!"
• "Say...CHUMPS! Bwa ha ha!"
• "I have such an eye for photos... Maybe I should become a freelance photographer..."
• "Look at those big smiles! That makes me happy!"
• "Just for that. I'll only charge you 10 coins/20 coins this time! Bwaaaa ha ha ha haaa!!!"
• "Oops! I stumbled into the shot... But now the picture is even better! BWA HA HA HA!"
• "Har har har! Nice photo! Just look at my pearly white smile!!"
• "Now pay me! I think 10 coins/20 coins should do it."
• "Bwa ha ha!! Memories are priceless! You should be thanking me!"
• "Bwah ha ha ha! This is my kind of town!"
• "I'm gonna open my own store right here...and I'm gonna CRUSH the competition!"
• "Bwah ha ha ha!! From now on, this place will be my shop!!"
• "Stop by and I'll sell you plenty of great stuff... Whether you want it or not!!"
• "Wha--?!? What's this? You're totally broke! Grrr!"
• "Do you expect me to just GIVE this to you!?"
• "You're so lame and hopeless! Here, take 10 coins and get lost! Scram! Beat it!"
• "(character) stole my Star!"
• "Grrraaaa! You lousy Koopa Kid! Don't let them take it again!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha... Oh... I see you brought that Star!"
• "Fine, fine, fine... Let's get this over with! I'm a busy man!"
• "Did they defeat me again, Koopa Kid?"
• "Oooh!! You villain!"
• "Just you wait!!"
• "I won't forget this!!"
• "But... I guess it was kinda fun... Heh... Remember when I squashed that one guy?"
• "Huh? Oh, right, right... I won't lose next time!! Bwaaa ha ha haaaaa!!"

Bowser Sphinx

• "FOOLISH MORTAL! WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY ETERNAL SLUMBER?!"
• "YOU WANTED TO STEAL MY TREASURE! FOR THAT, I SHALL CURSE YOU!"
• "BWAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA! EVERYONE NOW HAS THE SAME NUMBER OF COINS!!"
• "BWAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA! I HAVE SWAPPED THE RED AND BLUE SPACES!"
• "BWAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA! I'LL SLASH THE PRICE OF CHAIN CHOMPS IN HALF!!"
• "MY STAR! MY BEAUTIFUL STAR!! YOU BROUGHT IT BACK TO ME!"
• "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. SNIFF...SNIFF...SO BEAUTIFUL..."

Flutter

• "Ready? Here we go! Hang on tight!"

Goomba

• "It's time to play Clock Watchers!"
• "When you're ready, hold the Mic and say 'Start.'"
• "Aww, that’s too bad! You ran out of time!"

Koopa Kid

• "Mr. Bowser? Um... Sir?"
• "Let me get this for you. No, no... No need to thank me!"
• "Gwa ha ha! It's me! Koopa Kid! Happy to see me? I thought so!"
• "Let's see how I can make your life miserable this time. Hmm... Oh, I know!"
• "This time, I'm gonna give you a cursed mushroom! You can only roll 1 to 5 on the next turn!"
• "Then again, you have no more turns left. So no worries!" (if Koopa Kid gives the player a cursed mushroom on the final turn)
• "I'm gonna use a Bowser Pipe to swap you with someone else. Now let's spin the Wheel of Woe!"
• "I'm gonna swap the position of everyone this time! Gwa ha ha! Fear the power of Koopa Kid!"
• "I'll swap your coins with whoever the Wheel of Woe picks!"
• "It's time to swap coins with (character)!"
• "I feel generous! I'm gonna divide everyone's coins equally!"
• "This time, I'm gonna shuffle everyone's Orbs!"
• "Gwa ha! Another job well done! I bet Mr. Bowser will totally give me a raise after this!"
• "Oops... They took every last Star. Mr. Bowser is gonna be so mad..."
• "Um... Er... Man, this ain't good! I better scram before he finds out!"
• "Yes, sir, Mr. Bowser, sir! Here's how things stack up..."
• "Poor (character) is bringing up the rear!"
• "(character) is in third!"
• "Second Place belongs to (character)!"
• "And (character) is in first place, Mr. Bowser, sir!"
• "It... It looks that way, Mr. Bowser. Sir."
• "Oh! Look, Mr. Bowser!! That's..."
• "Yeah! Just you wait!"
• "Yeah! He won't forget!"
• "...Um, Mr. Bowser? Sir?"
• "Yeah! Next time!"
• "Hey, you can't carry any more Stars! Gwa ha ha! That's too bad, chump!" (if the player has 999 stars, impossible without hacking)

Koopa Master

• "You have endured difficult training to reach this far, (player name)."
• "Well done. As proof of your achievement, please take this Master Koopa T-shirt! They are popular with young crickets."
• "Ah, yes. I will keep the coins that you have collected!"
• "Training is like a road on the horizon with no beginning and no end. Keep training hard, young one."
• "(player name) is the winner. Wisdom is ever the heart of a true champion."
• "Yet, you still need more training. Come back when you have 100 coins."
• "You have come this far, cricket. That is worthy of some coins. Roll this Dice Block."
• "I see. You get (number of coins) this time. May this gift encourage you to try even harder."
• "I see... you lack coins. A pity. Poverty is ever the foe of the need."
• "I see that you have no need of Stars. Your Star-finding skills are impressive." (if the player has 999 stars, impossible without hacking)

Luigi

• "Let's a-go!"
• "Oh yeah! I'm a winner!"
• "A-CHOO!! Oh, sorry."
• "I won-a the game!"
• "I won’t-a lose!"
• "Oh yeah! Luigi like-a that!"
• "Oh well!"
• "Ha ha!"
• "Ha ha ha!"
• "Awwww, Luigi lost!"
• "Yes!"
• "Oh, no!"
• "Oh yeah, heh heh. I’m a Superstar!"

Mario

• "Yes! I'm the winner!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Hey, stinky!"
• "I'm-a the winner!"
• "Mario's the Superstar!" (Becoming the Superstar)
• "I'm-a gonna win!"
• "Woo-hoo! I got it!"
• "Woo-hoo!"
• "Ohhh, I lost!"
• "Hoo hoo!"
• "Yes!"
• "Oh ho!"
• "Uh oh!"
• "Oh!"

Minigame Announcer

The Japanese version uses the same announcer as Mario Party 4 and Mario Party 5.

Any language

• "Go!"
• "Finish!"
• "New record!"
• "Tie!"

Japanese version

• "Start!" (like "Go!")
• "Draw!" (like "Tie!")

Princess Daisy

• "Oh yeah, I won!"
• "You know I'll win!"
• "Aw, man!"
• "Let's party!"
• "Watch me win!"
• "Yeah! I got it!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Ohhhh!"
• "Yahoo!"

Princess Peach

• "Oh, did I win? (chuckles)"
• "Ah-ha-ha, I'll take that, ha-ha!"
• "Boo..."
• "Splendid!"
• "Nice."
• "Oh, I lost!"
• "Oh, yeah! I'm a Superstar!" (Also in Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10)
• "Good choice!"
• "You can't beat me!"
• "Sweet! I won!"
• "Oh, yeah!"
• "Noooo!"
• "Oh no!"

Shy Guy

Grand Canal

• "Yeah, yeah. Welcome to the Orbistro, where we sell nothin' but Orbs."
• "Gee, some money. Wow. Thanks...and stuff... Come back if ya want."
• "Hey! Want a gondola ride to the other side?"
• "Come back anytime! I never get to take this baby out anymore."
• "Jump with to get coins."
• "Here we go! Wheeee!"
• "We're here."

Neon Heights

• "Hey, kid! I need a new sidekick in my film. Wanna be a movie star?"
• "Blast the Koopa Kid targets, but not the Toadsworth targets or I don't pay NOTHING! Got it, kid?"
• "Lights... Camera... ACTION!"
• "That's a wrap!"
• "Aha! It's a work of art! A new movie star is born! This ain't much, but take it, kid!"
• "Not too shabby. You've got the moves of an action star! This ain't much, but take it, kid!"'
• "Hmm... Not bad, I suppose. But you need work, kid. Here, take this for yer trouble."
• "You ain't ready for movies, kid. Go back and rehearse some more. Oh, this is for your trouble."
• "Cut. Cut! CUUUUUT!!"
• "Cut! Kid! KID! What was that? My DOG can do better! Go back to acting school!"
• "You matched nothing... So you get nothing. Wow, how embarrassing."
• "Yes! You're a natural! I knew it! Here's your signing bonus. Take it! Take it!"
• "Welcome to Cape Mushroom! We're looking for astronauts. You wanna see the stars?"
• "Pump the fuel as fast as you can to fill up the tanks."
• "It's time to launch the rocket! All astronauts, take your seats in the cockpit."
• "Have a safe mission!"
• "Ah, you have the right stuff! You reached the Star! First, take your 15/16 coins!"
• "Now take your Star!"
• "Congrats, [name]! You were flawless! Here, have a Star on me."

Toad

• "Good choice!"
• "WA-AH-AH-AH!!!"
• "Woo-hoo-hoo! I'm the winner!"
• "Boo!" (Also in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games)
• "Oh, how sad."
• "Yes!" (Also in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games)
• "I'm the Superstar!" (Also in Mario Party DS, Mario Party 8, Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10)
• "Yeehaw! I did it!"
• "I’m gonna try!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Yeah! I got it!"
• "Awwwww!"

Toadette

• "Mushroom."
• "Yay! I'm the Superstar!" (Becoming the Superstar)
• "Woo-hoo! I'm a winner!"
• "Oh, I lost!"
• "Let’s go!"
• "Yeah, I got it!"
• "Oh, no!"
• "Woo-hoo!"
• "Yess!"
• "Yeah!"
• "I’m not scared!"
• "I did it!"

Toadsworth

Main Menu

• "Oh, I say! Welcome to Mario Party!
• "Hop on the luxury liner MMS Sea Star and choose a cruise! Capital!"
• "My name is Toadsworth, and I will be your tour guide!"
• "This is the Party Cruise. Start a party with your friends!"
• "This is the Solo Cruise. Play against a friend or the CPU!"
• "This is the Deluxe Cruise. Play with up to 8 friends!"
• "This is the Minigame Cruise. Play minigames in your collection!"
• "This is the Duty-Free Shop. Purchase souvenirs and more!"
• "This is the Control Room. Adjust your game settings here!"

Party Cruise

Set-up

• "I say! Welcome to the Party Cruise!"
• "I'm sure you'll have a smashing time with these stupendous minigames!"
• "Oh, but first things first... Let's adjust the game settings."
• "Shall I tell you how to play?"

Pre-game

• "Welcome to Grand Canal! The lovely town features balloons, waterways, and gondolas!"
• "Shall I tell you about this board?"
• "If you reach the Star Space, you can buy a Star for 20 coins.
• "The Star will move to another location when someone gets one. What a crafty bugger!"
• "And watch out for Bowser Time! That chap is naught but trouble!"
• "Sometimes he'll even appear and destroy the bridges! Madness! Madness!"
• "Right! Now hit those Dice Blocks to decide who goes first!"
• "First up is (character)!"
• "Second is (character)!"
• "Third is (character)!"
• "And fourth is (character)!"
• "Now I've got a gift your you... Here are 10 coins each!"
• "The Star is over here, folks! Hurry up, now! pip pip!" (First time)
• "The Star is over here, folks!" (Subsequent times)
• "If you get there, you can buy it for 20 coins! Capital!"
• "Brilliant, I say! Utterly brilliant! And now it's time to party!"

Mic Space

• "Right! Gather 'round, all! It's time for a Mic Game!"

DK Space

• "It's Donkey Kong's time to shine! Which minigame will you play now, my good egg?"
• "Everyone plays! And what's more, DK will convert all of the bananas into coins!"
• "Now let's spin the banana slot and learn the exchange rate, shall we? Quite!"
• "You'll get 1 coin/2 coins/3 coins for each banana you earn."
• "Splendid! You'll play it solo! You may even get a gift from our simian friend."
• "You'll be playing for this fantastic bonus..."
• "It's 10 coins/20 coins/30 coins! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with 10 coins/20 coins/30 coins!"
• "It's a Star! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with a Star!"
• "Let's see what minigame the Wheel of Whimsy has in store for you!"
• "You got 1 coin/2 coins/3 coins for each banana you earned."
• "Well done, old dog! You earned 10 coins/20 coins/30 coins from Donkey Kong!"
• "Well done, old dog! You earned a Star from Donkey Kong!"
• "Oh, that's too bad. You didn't beat the minigame, so I'm afraid you get nothing."
• "That DK is a fine bloke! You can always count on him when you're in need!"

Star Space

• "Congratulations, (character)! Oh, I say! That's simply superb!"
• "Will you buy a Star?"
• "Right! Here you are then!"
• "Eh wot? You don't have enough coins to buy a Star! Come back when you have 20 coins."
• "Sorry there, old chap, but you can't carry any more Stars." (if the player has 999 stars, impossible without hacking)

Battle Minigame

• "Time for a Battle Minigame! This should be smashing!"
• "Let's see how many coins it will cost to play..."
• "The pot is (number) coins!"
• "Only (number) coins in the pot? Humbug! We seem to be short..."
• "Well, what's a bloke to do? Let's play anyway!"
• "It's up to all of you to pick the minigame. We'll play the game that gets the most votes."
• "Let's get this Battle Minigame started, folks!"

Bowser Time

• "This won't do at all... Where's the picture he promised you? I'm afraid you've been duped!"
• "Oh, what a terrible day... Bowser destroyed the bridges!"
• "It'll take 3 turns to fix the bridges. In the meantime, you'll have to go around."

Koopa Kid Space

• "Koopa Kid is hiding here!"
• "Blimey! The Star has moved to another place!"
• "We're in a sticky wicket now!"
• "Welcome to the Bonus Mic game!! It's a chance to boost your coin count in one shot!"
• "You can double your coins if you beat the minigame! How many coins will you wager?"
• "You're betting (number) coins?"
• "You'll get (number) coins if you win, but lose the whole bet if you don't! Agreed?

Mic Space

• "Let's start the Bonus Mic game!"
• "You must remember which piece of fruit is on the cards."
• "Pay attention, because the pictures will flash by quickly!"
• "Hold the Mic, please. When you're ready to go, say "Yes" into the Mic."
• "Watch the cards closely as I turn them over!"
• "Which card is this one?"
• "Smashing! That's correct!"
• "Say that again, won't you? I couldn't hear you."
• "Great job, old bean! You answered them all correctly!"
• "Oh, tough break! That's incorrect!"
• "Ah, well done! You beat the minigame and doubled your coins!"
• "Excellent job! Now take your (number) coins."
• "Oh, dear... How horrid. It appears I have to take your (number) coins. Sorry about that, old chap."
• "Let's get back to the game."

Duel Minigame

• "Time for a Duel Minigame! Beat it for a chance to steal coins or Star from rivals!"
• "Choose whom you wish to duel!"
• "Let's pit (character) vs. (character)."
• "The winner gets a turn on the Slot of Stupendousness!"
• "Let's spin the Wheel of Whimsy to find what game will be played! So exciting!"
• "You won, (character)! Now go hit the Slot of Stupendousness!"
• "And that's the end! (Character), take 10 coins from (Character)!!"
• "And that's all! (Character), take half of (Character)'s coins!"
• "Thus ends the duel! Magnificent! (Character), take all of (Character)'s coins!"
• "Thus ends the duel! Superb! (Character), take a Star from (Character)!"
• "Thus ends the duel! Top-notch! (Character), take a couple of Stars from (Character)!"
• "Oh no! It seems that your spin was a bit of a dud..."
• "That means you don't get to steal any coins for now."
• "That means there will be no coin or Star trading."
• "Oh, you have no coins. Pity, that."
• "I would let the winner spin the Slot of Stupendousness, but the game ended in a tie!"
• "Do try a Duel Minigame again!"

Final Results

• "I say, good show! Now let's see how everyone fared!"
• "First, let's count everyone's Stars..."
• "This is the number of Stars each of you collected."
• "Next, we'll tally up everyone's coins."
• "This is how many coins each of you ended up with. Such avarice!"
• "Hoo! Now comes my favorite part... It's time for the Bonus Stars!"
• "If you win one of my special bonus awards, you'll get a Star!"
• "Let's see who wins, shall we?"
• "And here are the Bonus Stars..."
• "Finally...the moment you've all been waiting for!"
• "The winner is..."
• "The winner is (character)! Wonderful!"

Decathlon Castle

• "(character) seems unstoppable! Tut tut! Will it really end this way?!"
• "Let's check out the scores, shall we?"
• "My aunt's whiskers! A dead heat! This race is so exciting!"
• "(character) currently leads the race! Hang in there, everyone!"
• "Hmm... Quit Decathlon Castle?"
• "This is minigame number 1-10!"
• "You'll be playing (minigame goes here)!"
• "Everyone is settling in nicely. Now the race really begins!"
• "On to the next minigame!"
• "Ah, the rankings have changed. This race has a long way to go!"
• "Hmm...you're just getting started. Now show me more motivation!"
• "(character) currently leads the race. Hang in there, everyone!"
• "Can (character) hang on to win? I bet someone will catch up!"
• "We're entering the middle stages now, and this looks to be a real nail-bitter!"
• "I see. Playing it safe, are we? You are all neck to neck."

Waluigi

• "Waaaah-Luigi!"
• "Heheh, Waluigi number one!"
• "You're lousy!"
• "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
• "I hate this game!"
• "Waluigi the Superstar!" (Also in Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10)
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
• "Waaaahhh!"
• "Heh heh heh! I got it!"

Wario

• "You'll get Wario!"
• "Hahaha, I got it!"
• "Come on!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Hahaha, Wario's the winner!"
• "Aaaah, I lost!"
• "Wah-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!"
• "Wah ha ha ha!"