This article is about the user Geniusguy445. For information about the character, Genius Guy #445, see here. For information about the species, see here.
Hei-ho! Hello and welcome to my user page! Many of you will recognize me by my genius guy article.
Well, I thought it was pretty good. I really enjoy making fake articles. I also think that I'm fairly good at it. But since this wiki seems pretty well taken care of, I decided to begin helping two other wikis that are of things I enjoy. I will be on here, albiet rarely, mainly because no one talks to me and also because these two wikis are more fun. How many of YOU are designing your own Mario games? Huh? HUH? I thought so.
I never know what to put in these things. That is one reason my userbox tower is so long.
Well, one thing, I really like video games. I reviewed pretty much all of the games I have later on.
I enjoy programming, too. That is why my page is so fancy.
I love creating ideas for new video games. That is why I joined the Game Ideas Wiki. To design games. Fun place. :)
I also really like music. I enjoy the music in video games, and have placed links to such music on Youtube. Can you find all of them?
I enjoy making and appreciating art. Lots of pictures for the page!
I really enjoy cool applications to science. Like this!
So with all this in mind, enjoy my user page!
Reviews
These will be in order, hopefully, by console/date of release. Bold means I have completed it (story mode, if applicable); bold + italics means I completed it alone. Demos will be marked.
It shows how bad I can be at platformers. More on that under New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Why I play it anyways
I need to beat it! I'm so close; world 8! Even though my gameplay consisted of warp zones and my brother getting really far and me warping there by default. :P
Fav. enemy
The ones I can beat.
Fav. Boss
False Bowsers. They're easier. :)
Comments
Go, jump, look amazing, jump, get points, power-ups, etc., go...DEATH BY GOOMBA. -_- Honestly?
Phantos. And Birdo eggs that fall and kill me despite falling from another platform. I have even ridden one through the platforms that I stand on, and I die.
Why I play it anyways
I'm actually pretty good at this game. Despite it being a very unforgiving game.
Again, I like the graphics. Even though fire, clouds and butterflies are sooo much better than Mario's hands, I don't complain much. Beyond that, the music is groundbreaking. Esp. the cap music.
Things I dislike
Fire. Actually, anything that makes the controls hard to deal with.
Watt. Graphics. Storytelling :D Especially everyone's terrible eyesight. How Bowser can't see Peach at the other side of the room until he's a meter away.
Oh, it was a great game. I like the effects of Super Strikes.
Things I dislike
There are a couple things that should have stayed in Strikers Charged. The crowd cheering only when someone scores? Brilliant. Why didn't they continue that?
Things I detest
Worst thing is the graphics. The gamecube was pretty famous for that.
Why I play it anyways
It's fun. Honestly. I mean you can actually THROW the bombs at your opponent!
Fav. enemy
I like playing against Peach. Especially when after each game, it tells me to "rub it in". Awww yeah! Rookies. Pffff.
Not much. Besides Grabbing Ghosts. And the speed that Boos attack after saying their name. Dangit, I can't read that fast!
Things I detest
Ghosts hitting me when I am vacuuming another ghosts. Shy Guy Ghosts are the worst perpetrator in the game so far. And Poison Mushrooms. They ruin EVERYTHING.
Why I play it anyways
I really enjoy it.
Fav. enemy
Like three or four gold ghosts that all go in the same direction so I can vacuum them at the same time. :D That, and the ghosts with no hit points.
Character wise is listed below. I wish you could decrease the likelihood of Nintendog appearing.
Things I detest
I probably have something, but I don't remember.
Why I play it anyways
It's fun.
Fav. enemy
Mega Goombas
Fav. Boss
Petey.
Comments
I like playing with powerful characters because it helps boost my KOing ability. Unfortunatley, all of the really powerful characters (Ike, Samus, Bowser and Wario are all heavy. I really hate having them and trying to get back to the stage. (Jump, glide, Aether, ahhh!, GAME!) That is a minor flaw, and cannot compare to the joy of when someone walks into Ike's charging eruption move. Ahhhh.... feels so good.
Rating is Awesome (5 stars), Bearable (3 stars), Crap (1 stars)(I still can play with them.)
Tricky characters. Any tricky character. I generally use Bowser Jr. or Fly Guy. If not, I use Shy Guy, Daisy, Luigi, Boo or Waluigi.
Things I like
Doubles. Gimmick Tourneys.
Things I dislike
I'm not very good alone.
Things I detest
It gets hard on your arm if you play against every character on a reasonable difficulty.
Why I play it anyways
Minigames! Actually the game itself is kind of cool.
Fav. enemy
Any power character. There sooo slow! :D
Fav. Boss
Luigi.
Comments
I hate paratroopa. I swear he will be the end of me.
Wii Sports Resort
People I play as
Mii.
Things I like
Sword fighting, island flyover, bowling, water sports.
Things I dislike
Things I detest
There is no informal exploration of the island. You can bike in a race, you can fly around, but you can't just explore on a bike or something. It's unfortunate.
Why I play it anyways
Minigames! Actually the game itself is kind of cool.
Fav. enemy
Any other Mii who thinks they can hide a balloon from my plane. Heh heh heh!
How useless Starmen actually are. It's a good thing they're so dang rare! Please, keep it that way! I'll take a propeller mushroom over a starman out side a course ANY day! Inside a course, I can show mah ninja skillz. But outside? Those things are only good to avoid the enemies that hide mushrooms in a chest with Toad. Keep up the good work, guys!
Why I play it anyways
Favorite power-ups: Propeller suit, mini-mushroom, Penguin suit. With these, and a couple other challenges, make me feel so ninja! (Even though I occasionally die right after perfect completion.)
Fav. enemy
The enemies that lock Toad up in a chest or a ? block.
Fav. Boss
Oh, the Koopalings. You are back and better than ever. Thank you. Keep losing to me, GG445.
Comments
Love playing with my brother, as that is usually the only way I do well. You can't even imagine how I lose in this game. If you watch 80% of my game play, I look like a freakin' master! Then after showing off my skills, *4,000, *6,000, *8,000, oops, "Ohhh! Mamma Mia!" I die by the last goomba in a set after getting all 3 star coins and almost at the flag pole. -_- And that is why I have Super Guide chiming that I fail at the second world.
Being player 2 and holding enemies. I feel so useful!
Things I dislike
The random Black Holes everywhere. THEY DEFY PHYSICS! Oh wait, what else is new? I dislike the three health system. Even though the game would be too easy otherwise.
Things I detest
Dying when you lose a challenge to a cosmic clone.
Luigi is generally leading, as Mario naturally attacks first. Even when taken down by an enemy. I usually upgrade fighting abilities first, but commonly forget which other ones I need for big bonuses.
Pretty easy game. I like the Spike dude, freeze gorilla, tornado guy. Regrets? You can't jack Doom Monkeys! D:
Spyro and the Eternal Night
Lots of fun on easy. :) But proves to be a challenge to find every ability relic they hide. Dark Spiro FTW! Esp. with lighting, or charging through the enemies. I just wish that you could use the ability more often. I dislike rage. It doesn't seem to help.
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
I really like Gilliam and Franz. Actually, they all look really epic. Love mages, and anyone with a melee weapon. Assassins are especially cool. I cannot get enough of the critical hits! But it is so difficult to upgrade your entire party. :(
This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline.
File:Laser.PNG "I still haven't learned anything."
"IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"
"HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"
"I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"
"Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
"I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
"Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!" - Shy Guys
"You!! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa
"Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated." - Booster
"MAGIC! DEAL with it!" - Domino
"I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!" - Yardovich
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"Have you readiness for this?!?"
"Now is when I ram you!"
"Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
"Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
"HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!" (- Prince Peasley)
"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
"O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
"At last my entrance with drama!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
"I HAVE SUCTION!"
"Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
"You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
"Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
"So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
"Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"