ARGH. How is everyone? I'm Mpeng. I am relatively new to the Mario series - I could hardly tell you what a Yoshi was until the end of 2008 (and they call me smart at home) - but I've been through this wiki quite a bit, so now I think I know what I'm doing here.
YOu'll probably see me log in every three months, make about 40 edits, and then disappear again.
I'm somewhere on Wikia, by the same username.
Any other Internet profile page this picture appears, it's probably me or my brother or both.
Super Mario Galaxy - Really creative. Event the controls were great. Yes, I am a nerd.
Mario Kart Wii -T he aggravation of leading the race and then getting blown out of the water is what makes the game fun. If the Internet connection in my basement was better, I'm sure WiFi racing would be a heckuva lot more fun.
New Super Mario Bros Wii - Sort of hard (actually, I'm just bad at it), but not as much of a plot to make it interesting. Can be completed in under an hour with the help of the cannons. I have done that. It's not that great.
Games that I can't stand
Let's face it, the Wii's motion sensing abilities are marginally better than the GameCube's.
Wii Sport - If Nintendo expected any exercise to come out of this, they were badly, badly mistaken. I once hurt my arm playing baseball. That generally disables one from playing real baseball.
One of those limitless Backyard Baseball games - Atari, what is wrong with you? Let me count the ways . . .
1. I can name about five glitches off the top of my head,
2. There are a few baseball rules that were not programmed in,
3. Graphics are probably worse than they were half a decade ago,
4. And so on
Milestones (and other stuff) that would be nice
(not counting changes to this user page)
500 edits
1000 edits
2000 edits
5000 edits
10 000 edits
15 000 edits
1 year on this wiki
5 years on this wiki
create 10 pages
create 20 pages
Make this thing a little bit more comprehensive (especially the articles about Mario Kart courses)
Clean up all of the screwy verb tense (which there is a lot of)(see below)
Be useful
Funny typos
At least, I hope these are typos. It would be nice if nobody thinks it's accepted English to write in two verb tenses in every sentence in a paragraph. Something tells me that it's not BJAODN.
"Succeeding the curve is another circulatory room;" "Past the circulatory room" Shouldn't that be "circular?"
". . . magically encased the green dinosaur and his friends in Yoshi Eggs. Many of these eggs are given to Bowser's own children . . ."; "As Mario and Luigi are taking a nap on the beach, Bowser's forces kidnapped the princess . . ." "During the celebrations that followed, the seven liberated Yoshi eggs hatch and becomeYoshi Babies . . ." Someone wasn't paying attention when they wrote this thing . . .
"This course is very lowlands . . . " WHAT???
As they awaken in . . . No sense whatsoever.
"The Super Mario series has many music." Implying that the word "music" is plural on its own?
Super Mario Bros. was released in Japan on September 13, 1985. I was born exactly a decade later.
I think Waluigi is an incredible waste of space.
I once drew up a phylogenetic tree (sort of like a family tree) for all of the enemies in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'll put up a picture soon. (And if I can find it ...)A new one is in progress.Now I've been reduced to making one with Photoshop.This should take a while . . . Now it's just a big waste of my time. Oh well.
Toad looks happy while sitting on Bowser.
It's very interesting that Nintendo chose to call Dark Matter, the corrosive stuff in the Super Mario Galaxies, "Dark Matter," as seeing as dark matter wouldn't do anything to you if you land in it. Antimatter is the stuff that would cancel your molecules out of existence.
Playthroughs are good. Look 'em up on YouTube if you're not sure what I mean. Maybe, with a little luck, you'd stumble across the ones that Brianne the Frank and I have made, but I won't necessarily help you find them. (That's probably counterproductive, as they really, really need views.)
One of these days, Nintendo will have to make Toad his own video game. Or else I will.
Has anyone figured out how old I am yet?
Edit Counter tool, if anyone's interested:See here.
Here's a weird one.
<youtube>LOwhZy70n4M</youtube>
Let's see if Hypertext Markup Language will work in a wiki.
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<h4<>Trial</h4> <p><i>Italicized text</i></p> <!--Comments are good--> <p>The Numbered List</p> <ol> <li>Stuff</li> <li>Grgh</li> <li>More stuff</li> <ol> <p>I have handed in homework assignments in this language before.</p>
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Trial
Italicized text
The Numbered List
Stuff
Grgh
More stuff
I have handed in homework assignments like this before.
Well, it sort of works. The <p> doesn't. I'm actually surprised it works at all. Go to the tab that says "view source" at the top of this page to see for yourself.
They'll probably give me the BLOCK if I use this on article pages, but that's how I'm going to be coding this userpage from now on.
On a similar note, this user likes pretending that Nintendo uses any recognizable pattern of logic in any of their creations. These things take place in the Mushroom Universe, for crying out loud.
This user likes playing as Luigi more than Mario in Super Mario Galaxy.
G-1 S G-2 mitosis
This user thinks Bowser has the amoebic ability to under go mitosis, which explains how we have the Koopalings, without a female Bowser existing. It's easier than trying to track down the female Bowser, anyway.
