Kretin

Battle with Kretins

Kretin (known as Keratin in the British English version) is a molecule with two forms called Alpha Kretin and Beta Kretin (Alpha Keratin and Beta Keratin in the British Englisih version) who, in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, kidnaps Princess Peach. After a long chase in the Flab Zone, Mario & Luigi finally reached Kretin. Using the spin move, Mario and Luigi free Peach from the grips of it, but immediately get attacked by Kretin. Just before the battle, Luigi asks Starlow to fight Kretin instead of him. Starlow doesn't like his idea and smacks Luigi into Kretin, starting the battle.

In battle, Kretin will begin in its Alpha Kretin form. Each individual unit of Kretin can be either red (with angry eyes in the remake) or green (with shocked eyes in the remake), and can only be damaged by the Mario brother of the corresponding color. When one unit receives enough damage, it turns blue (with closed eyes in the remake) and is defeated. After all the six parts of Kretin are blue, it will fall apart. Five units disappear, but one remains. It will proceed to create five clones in a hexagon pattern. These clones are very weak and are defeated in a single attack. If a duplicate is defeated, the real Kretin will simply create another on the next turn. Creating a new clone does not take up a full turn; Kretin can recreate the duplicate and attack in the same turn.

The Alpha Kretin's only attack is creating a ball of blue electric energy that will move through its body. It will then start to glow, turning its arm into a cannon shape. The Alpha Kretin will start to shoot balls of energy towards the Bros. The player can know which Bro. the ball will go toward by the order the beam went through the body, red for Mario, green for Luigi, and blue for neither bro. This means that the more Kretins defeated, the less balls Alpha Kretin can shoot. This attack is countered with hammers. If hit the, Bros. can get a DEF-Down. In its Beta Kretin form, it will create five duplicates of itself and start to jump around, trying to confuse the player by jumping to a different position. If a fake Beta Kretin is defeated, the real one will just create another copy. Its main attack is surrounding the bros in a hexagon shape. They will all start to charge up electricity. When one of the Kretins jumps, that's where the electricity will move on to. This attack can be avoided by jumping. After the fight, Kretin is defeated. A stronger version of Kretin can be fought in The Gauntlet, this form is known as Kretin X.

Profiles and statistics

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story enemy
Alpha Kretin
	HP	20 (30)	POW	40 (100)	DEF	23 (35)	SPEED	30 (45)
	Coins	0 (0)	Level	11	Fire	Normal	Burn?	Immune
	Role	Boss	Battled by	Mario and Luigi	Location(s)	Flab Zone	Dizzy?	Immune
	Stat down?	Normal	KO?	Immune	Experience	0	Item drop
Notice: The second set of numbers next to the enemy's HP, POW, DEF, SPEED and Coins are stat increases from the Challenge Medal accessory; a 50% increase for HP, DEF, SPEED and Coins earned, and a 150% increase for POW.

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story enemy
Beta Kretin
	HP	385 (578)	POW	40 (100)	DEF	39 (59)	SPEED	42 (63)
	Coins	200 (300)	Level	11	Fire	Normal	Burn?	Immune
	Role	Boss	Battled by	Mario and Luigi	Location(s)	Flab Zone	Dizzy?	Immune
	Stat down?	Normal	KO?	Immune	Experience	700	Item drop	Max Syrup Jar - 100.0%
Notice: The second set of numbers next to the enemy's HP, POW, DEF, SPEED and Coins are stat increases from the Challenge Medal accessory; a 50% increase for HP, DEF, SPEED and Coins earned, and a 150% increase for POW.

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemy
Alpha Kretin
	HP	1	POW	44	DEF	36	SPEED	30	Experience	0
	Fire	Weak	Jump	Normal	Hammer	Normal	Battled by	Mario & Luigi	Coins	0
	Burn	Immune	Dizzy	Immune	Stat down	1x	Speed down	1x	Item drop	None - 0% None - 0%
Level           11	Location(s)	Flab Zone

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemy
Beta Kretin
	HP	333	POW	60	DEF	48	SPEED	42	Experience	700
	Fire	Weak	Jump	Normal	Hammer	Normal	Battled by	Mario & Luigi	Coins	200
	Burn	Immune	Dizzy	Immune	Stat down	1x	Speed down	1x	Item drop	None - 0% Bros. Wear - 100%
Level           11	Location(s)	Flab Zone

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemy
Beta Kretin (Clone)
	HP	1	POW	50	DEF	17	SPEED	42	Experience	0
	Fire	Weak	Jump	Normal	Hammer	Normal	Battled by	Mario & Luigi	Coins	0
	Burn	Immune	Dizzy	Immune	Stat down	1x	Speed down	1x	Item drop	None - 0% None - 0%
Level           11	Location(s)	Flab Zone

Names in other languages

Alternate form

Alpha Kretin

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	アルカロテン[?] Aru Karoten	α-carotene
German	Alpha-Karotino[?]	From α-carotene
Italian	Alfa Carotene[?]	From α-carotene
Korean	알파카로팅[?] Alpa Karoting	Pun on α-carotene
Spanish (NOA)	Kretina Alfa[?]	Alpha Kretin
Spanish (NOE)	Karotenio[?]	From α-carotene

Beta Kretin

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	ベタカロテン[?] Beta Karoten	β-carotene
German	Beta-Karotino[?]	From β-carotene
Italian	Beta Carotene[?]	From β-carotene
Korean	베타카로팅[?] Beta Karoting	Pun on β-carotene
Spanish (NOA)	Kretina Beta[?]	Beta Kretin
Spanish (NOE)	Betakarotino[?]	From β-carotene

Trivia

• Alpha Kretin vaguely resembles the logo of AlphaDream, the company that creates the Mario & Luigi series.
• "Kretin" comes from "keratin", a body chemical, and "cretin", a derogatory term for a bully.
  • This doesn't apply to the British English version, as they are known as "Keratins" instead of "Kretins."
• In the original game, using Bros. Attacks (e.g. Fire Flower) counts as attacking either red or green Kretins simultaneously if either Mario or Luigi are using the Bros. Attack. This was changed in the remake to block attacks if both Mario and Luigi are attacking.