User:MeerkatMario

Status: For some reason I'm anxious about 2020. Also, January 15th was my birthday. Also go check out my DeviantArt account where I do fanart and stuff.

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Hi. I'm MeerkatMario (Oussama Lechkar) and this is my user page, with thingys! :D

Who's online: BMfan08, EvieMaybe, KinokoBlast, Kingrs, HeroponSuperT, The Mario Superstar, Luigi1234, Memelord2020, Yoshi the SSM, 1468z, LOUKA000, LadySophie17, StarFighter31, Nightwicked Bowser, Dwhitney, ConnerMiner, RetroNintendo2008, AnimeDude 14, Giuliano32, YoYo, Queproestumadre, RHVGamer, Ralsralsrals, JanMisali, Ahemtoday, StarWish, Koopa con Carne, Super Mario RPG, NINTENDOBRO 2007, SuperBallBro, Shy Guy on Wheels, Biggestman, Trunkit06, Starluxe, SarasalandOverseer, Pingouinsandwich, Drago, JasonNguyen9595, TomZhao, Juju1995, Murphmario, ThePurpleBro

MeerkatMario's Userbox Tower

UBX	This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes because there are a lot of them!!!

♂	This user is male.

This user's favorite console is the Game Boy Color.

+	This user creates his own userboxes.

This user loves the videogames WarioWare: Touched! and WarioWare: Twisted!.

This user loves RPG Maker 2003, and has the program.

This user likes Season 1 and 2 of Oggy and the Cockroaches.

This user's favorite season of Oggy and the Cockroaches is Season 4.

Ps	This user has Adobe Photoshop.

Fl	This user has Adobe Flash.

Dah dooh dee dah dah dah de.. wait, ARE YOU ACTUALLY READING THIS!?!

Doo doo doo dah doo doo... AGAIN!?!

Seriously, YOU MUST BE A PRO FOR READING THIS!!!

Just go look at the next userbox. OK?!?

The other Userboxes have no text, SO GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Finally, I think you should skip 2 userboxes.

I said SKIP 2 USERBOXES!!! SO DO IT NOW!!!

Ok, fine. I'm sorry but if you want a prize, get it from the competition. Now shoo!

en-4	This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of English.

fr-n	Cet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.

ar-n	اللغة الأم لهذا المستخدم هي العربية.

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This user likes to see explosions. Or does he...?

This user is ¡ǝuɐsuı

es-1	Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

This user likes Yoshis.

This user LOVES money... but then again, who doesn't.

The GIF next to this text is just dancing Michael Jackson with Mario's head smacked onto it.

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这位用户能以基本的官话进行交流。

This user has a YouTube account! Which can be found here.

This user wants to write for The 'Shroom!

ja-1	この利用者は少しだけ日本語を話すことができます。

This user thinks Mario is silly when rapping

This user sometimes listens to video game music.

"Does he look cool?" "Umm... sure?"
"Isn't he SuperMarioGlitchy4?"
"Who?"

This user watches SuperMarioGlitchy4's videos.

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This user does not think Mario is fat.

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But then again, when this user looks at this picture, he thinks again...

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This user spends more time editing his Userpage than the actual Wiki.

This user likes Lemmy Koopa.

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Poor Rex, maybe he does know what happened to his friends!

This user does not want to be digested.

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Alternatively, this user does not want to faint in real life.

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This user isn't a big fan of the babies.

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Well...apart from Baby Yoshi.

This user likes to make karts spin in circles. Weeeeeeeee!

This	thing rocks!

This user thinks Yoshis are cute AND totally AWESOME!

This user thinks Waluigi should keep dancing if he wants to be popular.

Link	This user loves adding links to a link.

"i liek rainbow yoshis," said Hippy Yoshi.

Well...this user has a colorful personality.

This user has once played the Spore series.

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This user wants to be an administrator of the Super Mario Wiki.

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This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, he stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from the personage who made it, and he didn't even ask! .

This userbox was recently cloned

see?

This user likes summer.

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This user's userbox is on another userpage.

This User wants a 3DS.

This user is friends with Alpheta.

The North American cover of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.

This user has played Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.

This user wonders what's behind a Shy Guy's mask.

Well, apart from that.

These Smileys are getting on this user's nerves.

This user canot stop seeing Smileys.

☺☻☺☻☺☻☺

This user has caught a rare disease: the smilorite. It makes this user see Smileys evrywhere.

☻	This user has gotten rid of the smilorite.

Now, back to the starting point. What's behind a Shy Guy's mask?.

This User likes colors .

Penguins always mess up.

This user likes to see Luigi ride in a bicycle in the animated GIF next to this text. Weee!

This user sometimes watches animated series.

This user is mostly online.

Also, this user is less offline than online.

This user loves to eat. A LOT!

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This user hates it when people cuss.

I don't even...

This userbox was recently cloned a second time

see?

Is this a copy to you?

OK, fine. I'm going to change the image next to this text.

See? I changed the image now.

Now I'm gonna change it back. Let's see...Cosmic Clone...

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AHEM...I said Cosmic Clone...

Cosmic Clone!

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COSMIC CLONE!

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COSMIC CLONE!!!

Now I changed it back. JUST LET ME END THE CLONING PROCESS!!!

End of the cloning process. Did you enjoy it? :D

A Super Mega STORY-TIME!

Welcome to "A Super Mega STORY-TIME!" Where we have a lot of stories for you to read! The stories are split into two categories, Long Stories and Short Stories (depending on the length of the story), which in turn are split into genre-based categories. Have fun reading!

Long Stories

Gameshows

Question Time!

Hi! I'm Game Guy and welcome to my Quiz Show!

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Yeah. I think he looks cool.

OK! First:

1Q: Did Toads appear in Super Mario World?

Yes
No

Toad: No, they didn't!
Game Guy: Good! Let's get to the next one.

2Q: Why didn't Yoshi save Kootie Pie in the episode, Fire Sale?
1. Because she is a villain.
2. Because she is friendly.

Toad: It's 1!
Game Guy: Correct! On to the next question.

3Q: What was the beta name of the game Super Mario 64 when it was originally made for the SNES?

Super Mario FX
Super Mario Bros. 5
Super Mario 3D
Super Mario Bros. 3D

Toad: Super Mario FX!
Game Guy: Great! Next question!

Game Guy: 4Q: 852,175,566 - 900,000,000 = what?
Toad: Umm...2?
Game Guy: WRONG!!! *shoots Toad* So I guess this all ends well! With no wrong guys and idiots! Thanks for watching-- I mean, reading!

Secret Agent and Agency

The Secretary Koopa

Secretary Koopa.

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c'est bon !

Name: Secretary Koopa
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Likes: Missions, love interests, exterminating villains
Dislikes: Breaking up with his love interests, being absent
Species: Koopa Troopa

Date: Saturday, 29 August 2009

Hey guys. This is a page of my secret diary. Like it?
Then I'm going to show you what was going on.

OK, so I was relaxing with one of my love interests, who was this girl named Sasha. One of the workers at my company MKSA (Mushroom Kingdom Secret Agency) then came in our room and told me that Dr. Roarser, my arch-nemesis, was going to steal a whole bunch of meat loaf from the butcher shop. So I took and put on my sunglasses and spiked collars to start another day of my job.

Once I reached the butcher shop, I came across Dr. Roarser. He said, "You'll never take me alive!" Then I said, "Oh yeah? Then I'll get you alive!" And then we started a long brawl fight. Dr. Roarser used his laser gun while I used my laser mirror to reflect back the laser.

It was only temporary. Once Dr. Roarser finished using his laser gun, he started shooting bullets at me but I dodged. And how? I put on my bulletproof trenchcoat, and it made the bullets get sucked in it. Once the last bullet was sucked in, I took off my trenchcoat and waved it, causing all the bullets to fly off of it. Dr. Roarser ducked and jumped to evade the bullets.

After the last bullet was gone, Dr. Roarser used his Super-Ultra-Mega-Killer-Blaster gun to finish me off, while I used my Burn-Freeze-Grow-Heal-Shock-Neutral laser gun (which is a gun that shoots in water/ice, fire/lava, earth, holy light and electricity). Both guns were getting more powerful than each other for a long time, but my gun was mrore powerful. Thus, it shot Dr. Roarser out of the ground and into the skies. "Curse you, Agent Koopa!" he said before vanishing into dust.

The worker who told me to start my mission was watching the entire battle, and when I turned my face to him I told him that my mission was accomplished. Then we both high-fived.

THE END

Sob Story

How I Met Your Father Doll

This story is in the form of a transcript. It's like a transcript! Even though it's just A STORY!
(One rainy night, Toad was doing a plush movie where Peach Doll was telling her son, Luigi Doll, a story of how she met her husband/Luigi Doll's father.)

Peach Doll: Once upon a time...one stormy day, I was running on the streets crying. I was alone. I had no partner. No husband. No nothing. (Peach Doll in the flashback is crying like she said)

Peach Doll (in flashback): Help! Help me escape this storm! (crying sadly, while lightning strikes)

(She eventually reaches a Koopa Troopa.)

Peach Doll: Can you help me get to a shelter, please?

Koopa Troopa: Nuh-uh! I'm strong and safe!

Peach Doll: Yuh-huh! The women get no strength!

(The Koopa Troopa leaves. Lightning strikes again)

Peach Doll: Help me! (she says the next phrase louder) Help me! (and louder) Help me!

(Several people disagree, including Boshi Doll, Sonic Doll, Amp Doll and Roy Doll.)

Boshi Doll: Noshi! (Translation: Nope!)

Sonic Doll: I'm leaving!

Roy Doll: I hate you too!

(Amp Doll doesn't speak, so he just makes a sparking sound while leaving. Peach Doll starts panting deepily, then she turns her head towards the ground and then to the clouds.)

Peach Doll: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(All of a sudden, a voice comes out from behind her.)

Voice: I can help! (A hand reaches out wearing a white glove from the source of the voice.)

(Peach Doll holds the hand.)

Peach Doll: Oh, thanks! What's your name?

???: I'm Mario Doll! And I've come to help you! (beat) OH GOD YOU HEAR THAT?! LIGHTNING'S GOING TO STRIKE AN EXPLOSIVE BUILDING!!!!!

(Both Mario Doll and Peach Doll run away fom the building, just in time before lightning strikes it, causing it to violently explode. Back to the present day.)

Peach Doll (in present day): ...and that is how I met your father!

Luigi Doll: Oh, thanks! Althrough why was Mario Doll the father and me the son?

Peach Doll: Because blah blah blah...

Toad (mimicking Peach Doll): ...blah blaaaah--I met him! Hahahahahaha--(smashes dolls around)

THE END

Short Stories

Animals

Once Upon a Lakitu

Kooper had no choice but had to need an animal to survive. First he asked for a dog, but his parents wouldn't want that, since it's a magic dog that can morph into a sword. He then asked for a toy, but it was too big to fit in his collection. Finally, he asked for a Lakitu, and they brought one to him. He was really happy at first, but now he's starting to have second thoughts.

Today was the Star Festival, and with a Lakitu, all the Toads would laugh at him. He's weak, so he put up a knight suit for the Lakitu, but they still laughed at him. Finally, he asked his parents for a TRUE dog, one that does not morph into a sword. He got it, but when he revealed the bio of the dog on its back, its name was Shadow, and it belonged to Kat and Ana. It read: "Magical dog. Can shapeshift into a sword". He got scared and fainted from shock. And so, all the Toads and his parents laughed. The End.

Here's this special feature!

RUFF! RUFF!
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DING! DING!
ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
BOING! BOING!

The Aquarium (similar to VideoBoo's "Aquarium")

Hi guys. On the 1st of September 2006, I bought a Blooper from the store.
He came with a bocal:

I've gone to call him Darky that day.
I hope Darky will have fun.

While I'm away, go feed him. Oh wait! I've already hired a nanny the following day to feed him gumdrops.

I'm starting to wonder if Darky is lonely, so I'm going to search for a Rip Van Fish and a Cheap-Cheep!
Get it? "Cheap-Cheep"? Hehehehehe!

--Spike

Video Games (real & fake)

Super Smash Bros.: March of the Minis

When I went to the game store, I heard about "Super Smash Bros.: Touched!" now being released! And I bought it and put the cart on my DS. I started playing right away in Adventure Mode, until I failed beating Bowyer, Popple and Rookie (the final bosses). I continued so many times and kept losing to Bowyer, Popple and Rookie until I had wasted all my Continue Coins. Then the Lost Screen appeared. It looked like Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis' Game Over screen. When I chose Retry, it reappeared. The same thing happened when I chose Quit. I tried reseting, but to no avail. Luckily, I had a backup .NDS ROM of the game that should correctly start up.

THE END

The Lost Screen.

Gallery of Madness (and Surpriseness)

OK! I admit it! The subpage where this belonged to had to be deleted so I placed this section back onto my main userpage!

"Oh, I really wished I shouldn't wake up that guy. Now he's got me in the sack."
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"LAKITU!!! Just start the race already!"
These lights ROCK.
IT'S PEACH'S LUIGI COSTUME! :O :O
"Why? Why did the game end? WHY? WHY?! (om nom nom this tastes good.) WHY?!?!"
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I still think he looks cool.
This guy passed the Swag Meter.
"WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!"
An explosion loaded with Luigis. >:(
Dum duh dum duh dum du--wait, ARE YOU ACTUALLY READING THIS?!?!?!
Dum duh dum duh dum du--AGAIN?!?!
Seriously, YOU MUST BE A PRO FOR READING THIS!!!!!!!!!
Just go look at the next image, OK?!
The other images have no text, SO GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
OK, fine. Finally, I think you should skip 2 images.
I SAID SKIP 2 IMAGES!!! SO DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
OK, fine. If you really have to see this. I'm sorry but if you want a prize, get it from the competition. Now shoo!
"WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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I WANT-A-CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!
Donkey Kong, do all of your stupid toys have a "C" on their tie?
"WHYYYY?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYY YOU STUPID-A-NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh come on! Stop saying "WHY"!"
What are you looking at?
AH CRAP! Umm...hi Uncanny Mushroom...you look cool. :/
Ow! This chain is stabbing my tongue! DX
Too beta. (lol)
AH SNAP! (almost gets run over)
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ROAR! I have kidnapped your precious Mario! Err...Peach!
Early Yoshi's Island. Or so I thought...
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U MAD?
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U MAD? U MAD?!?
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!!! (Mario poops) AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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I SAID "U MAD"!
GOING BACK IN TIME. PLEASE WAIT.
STILL GOING BACK IN TIME.
I SAID STILL GOING BACK IN TIME!
THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Hey! Aren't they just cute and incredible and squishy and--
Oh wait. BOOS?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've undergone in some shocked state, have you? Let's sing a song!
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♫♪ Ha, ha ♪♫
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♫♪ Oh, crap ♪♫
♫♪ Ha, ha ♪♫
♫♪ Oh, crap ♪♫
WAIT!
WHAT?!
Those Boos are still chasing me D: (Peach: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--)
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And so, the story ended with a Game Over.
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Well...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! it began once more. yes. the story. enjoy. DX<
To be continued...

...soon!