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Edit / Only for MM to click plz thx.
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Friend userbox
If you want to be my friend, copy any of these three userboxes into your userpage, which depends on if you are a great friend or just a good friend. But first remind me on my talk page.
Special Userbox
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{{userbox|border=#FFFF00|Mainbkgd=#FFEF70|codebkgd=#white|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Yoshi's cookie.jpg|75px]]|msg=This user is a good friend of [[User:MeerkatMario|MeerkatMario]] <small>[[User talk:MeerkatMario|(talk)]]</small>.}}Normal Userbox
{{userbox|border=#FFFF00|Mainbkgd=#FFEF70|codebkgd=#white|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Gameguy.png|75px]]|msg=This user is a friend of [[User:MeerkatMario|MeerkatMario]] <small>[[User talk:MeerkatMario|(talk)]]</small>.}}A Super Mega STORY-TIME!
Welcome to "A Super Mega STORY-TIME!" Where we have a lot of stories for you to read! The stories are split into two categories, Long Stories and Short Stories (depending on the length of the story), which in turn are split into genre-based categories. Have fun reading!
Long Stories
Gameshows
Question Time!
Hi! I'm Game Guy and welcome to my Quiz Show!
OK! First:
1Q: Did Toads appear in Super Mario World?
- Yes
- No
Toad: No, they didn't!
Game Guy: Good! Let's get to the next one.
2Q: Why didn't Yoshi save Kootie Pie in the episode, Fire Sale?
1. Because she is a villain.
2. Because she is friendly.
Toad: It's 1!
Game Guy: Correct! On to the next question.
3Q: What was the beta name of the game Super Mario 64 when it was originally made for the SNES?
- Super Mario FX
- Super Mario Bros. 5
- Super Mario 3D
- Super Mario Bros. 3D
Toad: Super Mario FX!
Game Guy: Great! Next question!
Game Guy: 4Q: 852,175,566 - 900,000,000 = what?
Toad: Umm...2?
Game Guy: WRONG!!! *shoots Toad* So I guess this all ends well! With no wrong guys and idiots! Thanks for watching-- I mean, reading!
Secret Agent and Agency
The Secretary Koopa
...
test?
test?
test?
c'est bon !
Name: Secretary Koopa
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Likes: Missions, love interests, exterminating villains
Dislikes: Breaking up with his love interests, being absent
Species: Koopa Troopa
Date: Saturday, 29 August 2009
Hey guys. This is a page of my secret diary. Like it?
Then I'm going to show you what was going on.
OK, so I was relaxing with one of my love interests, who was this girl named Sasha. One of the workers at my company MKSA (Mushroom Kingdom Secret Agency) then came in our room and told me that Dr. Roarser, my arch-nemesis, was going to steal a whole bunch of meat loaf from the butcher shop. So I took and put on my sunglasses and spiked collars to start another day of my job.
Once I reached the butcher shop, I came across Dr. Roarser. He said, "You'll never take me alive!" Then I said, "Oh yeah? Then I'll get you alive!" And then we started a long brawl fight. Dr. Roarser used his laser gun while I used my laser mirror to reflect back the laser.
It was only temporary. Once Dr. Roarser finished using his laser gun, he started shooting bullets at me but I dodged. And how? I put on my bulletproof trenchcoat, and it made the bullets get sucked in it. Once the last bullet was sucked in, I took off my trenchcoat and waved it, causing all the bullets to fly off of it. Dr. Roarser ducked and jumped to evade the bullets.
After the last bullet was gone, Dr. Roarser used his Super-Ultra-Mega-Killer-Blaster gun to finish me off, while I used my Burn-Freeze-Grow-Heal-Shock-Neutral laser gun (which is a gun that shoots in water/ice, fire/lava, earth, holy light and electricity). Both guns were getting more powerful than each other for a long time, but my gun was more powerful. Thus, it shot Dr. Roarser out of the ground and into the skies. "Curse you, Agent Koopa!" he said before vanishing into dust.
The worker who told me to start my mission was watching the entire battle, and when I turned my face to him I told him that my mission was accomplished. Then we both high-fived.
THE END
Sob Story
How I Met Your Father Doll
This story is in the form of a transcript. It's like a transcript! Even though it's just A STORY!
(One rainy night, Toad was doing a plush movie where Peach Doll was telling her son, Luigi Doll, a story of how she met her husband/Luigi Doll's father.)
Peach Doll: Once upon a time...one stormy day, I was running on the streets crying. I was alone. I had no partner. No husband. No nothing. (Peach Doll in the flashback is crying like she said)
Peach Doll (in flashback): Help! Help me escape this storm! (crying sadly, while lightning strikes)
(She eventually reaches a Koopa Troopa.)
Peach Doll: Can you help me get to a shelter, please?
Koopa Troopa: Nuh-uh! I'm strong and safe!
Peach Doll: Yuh-huh! The women get no strength!
(The Koopa Troopa leaves. Lightning strikes again)
Peach Doll: Help me! (she says the next phrase louder) Help me! (and louder) Help me!
(Several people disagree, including Boshi Doll, Sonic Doll, Amp Doll and Roy Doll.)
Boshi Doll: Noshi! (Translation: Nope!)
Sonic Doll: I'm leaving!
Roy Doll: I hate you too!
(Amp Doll doesn't speak, so he just makes a sparking sound while leaving. Peach Doll starts panting deepily, then she turns her head towards the ground and then to the clouds.)
Peach Doll: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(All of a sudden, a voice comes out from behind her.)
Voice: I can help! (A hand reaches out wearing a white glove from the source of the voice.)
(Peach Doll holds the hand.)
Peach Doll: Oh, thanks! What's your name?
???: I'm Mario Doll! And I've come to help you! (beat) OH GOD YOU HEAR THAT?! LIGHTNING'S GOING TO STRIKE AN EXPLOSIVE BUILDING!!!!!
(Both Mario Doll and Peach Doll run away fom the building, just in time before lightning strikes it, causing it to violently explode. Back to the present day.)
Peach Doll (in present day): ...and that is how I met your father!
Luigi Doll: Oh, thanks! Althrough why was Mario Doll the father and me the son?
Peach Doll: Because blah blah blah...
Toad (mimicking Peach Doll): ...blah blaaaah--I met him! Hahahahahaha--(smashes dolls around)
THE END
Short Stories
Animals
Once Upon a Lakitu
Kooper had no choice but had to need an animal to survive. First he asked for a dog, but his parents wouldn't want that, since it's a magic dog that can morph into a sword. He then asked for a toy, but it was too big to fit in his collection. Finally, he asked for a Lakitu, and they brought one to him. He was really happy at first, but now he's starting to have second thoughts.
Today was the Star Festival, and with a Lakitu, all the Toads would laugh at him. He's weak, so he put up a knight suit for the Lakitu, but they still laughed at him. Finally, he asked his parents for a TRUE dog, one that does not morph into a sword. He got it, but when he revealed the bio of the dog on its back, its name was Shadow, and it belonged to Kat and Ana. It read: "Magical dog. Can shapeshift into a sword". He got scared and fainted from shock. And so, all the Toads and his parents laughed. The End.
Here's this special feature!
RUFF! RUFF!
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DING! DING!
ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
BOING! BOING!
The Aquarium (similar to VideoBoo's "Aquarium")
Hi guys. On the 1st of September 2006, I bought a Blooper from the store.
He came with a bocal:
I've gone to call him Darky that day.
I hope Darky will have fun.
While I'm away, go feed him. Oh wait! I've already hired a nanny the following day to feed him gumdrops.
I'm starting to wonder if Darky is lonely, so I'm going to search for a Rip Van Fish and a Cheap-Cheep!
Get it? "Cheap-Cheep"? Hehehehehe!
- --Spike
Video Games (real & fake)
Super Smash Bros.: March of the Minis
When I went to the game store, I heard about "Super Smash Bros.: Touched!" now being released! And I bought it and put the cart on my DS. I started playing right away in Adventure Mode, until I failed beating Bowyer, Popple and Rookie (the final bosses). I continued so many times and kept losing to Bowyer, Popple and Rookie until I had wasted all my Continue Coins. Then the Lost Screen appeared. It looked like Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis' Game Over screen. When I chose Retry, it reappeared. The same thing happened when I chose Quit. I tried reseting, but to no avail. Luckily, I had a backup .NDS ROM of the game that should correctly start up.
THE END
Gallery of Madness (and Surpriseness)
OK! I admit it! The subpage where this belonged to had to be deleted so I placed this section back onto my main userpage!
"Oh, I really wished I shouldn't wake up that guy. Now he's got me in the sack."
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"LAKITU!!! Just start the race already!"
These lights ROCK.
IT'S PEACH'S LUIGI COSTUME! :O :O
"Why? Why did the game end? WHY? WHY?! (om nom nom this tastes good.) WHY?!?!"
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I still think he looks cool.
This guy passed the Swag Meter.
"WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!"
An explosion loaded with Luigis. >:(
Dum duh dum duh dum du--wait, ARE YOU ACTUALLY READING THIS?!?!?!
Dum duh dum duh dum du--AGAIN?!?!
Seriously, YOU MUST BE A PRO FOR READING THIS!!!!!!!!!
Just go look at the next image, OK?!
The other images have no text, SO GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
OK, fine. Finally, I think you should skip 2 images.
I SAID SKIP 2 IMAGES!!! SO DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
OK, fine. If you really have to see this. I'm sorry but if you want a prize, get it from the competition. Now shoo!
"WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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I WANT-A-CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!
Donkey Kong, do all of your stupid toys have a "C" on their tie?
"WHYYYY?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYY YOU STUPID-A-NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh come on! Stop saying "WHY"!"
What are you looking at?
AH CRAP! Umm...hi Uncanny Mushroom...you look cool. :/
Ow! This chain is stabbing my tongue! DX
Too beta. (lol)
AH SNAP! (almost gets run over)
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ROAR! I have kidnapped your precious Mario! Err...Peach!
Early Yoshi's Island. Or so I thought...
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U MAD?
- KingBooPuzzleAttack3-MP9.png
U MAD? U MAD?!?
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!!! (Mario poops) AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
- WigglerBounce3-MP9.png
I SAID "U MAD"!
GOING BACK IN TIME. PLEASE WAIT.
STILL GOING BACK IN TIME.
I SAID STILL GOING BACK IN TIME!
THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Hey! Aren't they just cute and incredible and squishy and--
Oh wait. BOOS?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've undergone in some shocked state, have you? Let's sing a song!
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♫♪ Ha, ha ♪♫
- WalMP4dfb.PNG
♫♪ Oh, crap ♪♫
♫♪ Ha, ha ♪♫
♫♪ Oh, crap ♪♫
WAIT!
WHAT?!
Those Boos are still chasing me D: (Peach: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--)
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And so, the story ended with a Game Over.
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Well...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! it began once more. yes. the story. enjoy. DX<
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This is the Inaudible.
This is the Bad.
- Cheatsy.jpg
This is the Lazy.
This is Twin 1.
- HopKoopa.jpg
This is Twin 2.
- KookyVonKoopa.jpg
This is the Inventor.
This is the Girl.
What the fuuuuuuuf?
YOSHI!
OWCH!
NOOOOO!
YEAH DANCE!!
TOO MUCH AWESOMENESS!!!
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BOOM = (CENSORED)
- SendintheClown.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHH-(CRASH!) R.I.P.
What the--3 deaths already now? 0_0
He's sexy.
He's sexier.
He's the sexiest.
HIT THEM POW EVERYONE DIES
POW POW SUPER SEXY SOUND EFFECT POW
GIRLY CRAP
H'-OH MY GOD!
WELCOME! WELCOME NEW GALAXY!
Answer: Zero. 0. Zéro.
Or...Sexytta.
- Poorkongs.png
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP USING SEXY?!
- Crazy Wario.png
Hey, you said "sexy" too!
And you too now!
- Supersushi.JPG
Yummy! (swallows) (chokes) (coughs) (grows to super size)
I HAVE CHORTLES!
Dinner is served. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE. BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!P!!!!!!!!!!
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BREAKING NEWS!!! (gasp!)
- Smwplumbing.JPG
Mario Mario, brother of Luigi Mario, was eaten by a Boss Bass earlier this morning at 11:55:12 AM. About millions of people worldwide were heartbroken by this sudden event.
- SMBDX Fireworks Pic.PNG
Here is a picture of our beloved Mario celebrating last New Year. Just a few people were happy that Mario died, including:
YES! Mario is dead! I'M RICH NOW! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Most people remembered the flashbacks of Mario when they were together:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mario is finally dead!!! But wait...I missed those times when we were allies...
- Mp3star2.jpg
Why kill Mario? I just wanted to claim him the Superstar but there's no choice!
- To be continued...
...in Part 2!
Part 2
Here we continue our 24/7 randomness from Part 1. We start with Mario's death report. Additionally, there were a little too many images in Part 1. Either way, enjoy.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY MARIO DIED? I MISS HIM!!!
I miss Mario...
We hope to see you again at the Mushroom Kingdom Breaking News for more death reports
(as if there's going to be any). Farewell!
Taking a date(?)
We don't like you. (Come talk to us.)
1
2
3
4
5
6
BOOM-OK, meant to do that. I just-what is that next to me?
.......OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>;( I TOLD YOU NOT TO HUMP HIM!!!! IT MAKES ME MAD!!!!! >;OOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Pauline Donkey Kong Sticker.jpg
Help me! D:
- Wave Sticker.jpg
So you think I can help? NO! (Pauline: ;( NOOOO-)
My signature
Actual
Main and themed
Main
January 15 (my birthday)
New Year
MeerkatMario Happy New Year! (talk)
Anniversary of September 11 (9/11 attacks)
YouTube Video Land!
Currently, there are 10 videos. There are external links instead of players for YouTube videos 8 and above, as I heard that 8 or more YouTube videos (without external links) can easily crash other users' computers.
Oggy and the Cockroaches: Life's a Beach
<youtube>GhLESnG5YJE</youtube>
Ssenmodnar 8 (SMG4's 150k special)
<youtube>ktYFbptXM8Y</youtube>
Kirby...DIED!!!
<youtube>RJ5voeqH8Jk</youtube>
Doncamilows
<youtube>mfQcVoF7mKc</youtube>
Mario For Hire
<youtube>4mc7meCsppQ</youtube>
Oggy and the Cockroaches: Lady K
<youtube>tlJoXU9ggYU</youtube>
Never Koop A Koopa
<youtube>W450HJM4qkg</youtube>
Contact Intro (A MUST WATCH MASTERPIECE!)
Sonic the Derphog: Eggventure. (GET IT?!)
The Walking Goomba
For some reason, I added a non-YouTube video into the YouTube section.
Weird.
Box of The 'Shroom
ALRIGHT! HERE IT IS!...the 'shroom box.
enjoy. D:
Hey!
Oh yeah. There is a test of using images in headlines above this line of text.
See?
MeerkatMario's Shop
Hi there, and welcome to my shop! We sell these things mentioned below. Now, do you fancy something? :D
More things for this shop should be coming soon! Enjoy! ;)
Every character's introduction in the Subspace Emissary
(oh yay lol *cough* overdone *cough* in a few minutes or seconds :D so much smg4 right? jokes?)
MeerkatMario's Funny Moments(?): Toadbert101 style
OK, so the reason I am writing this section is because I am reading Toadbert101's advertisements and they make me LOL so much because they are funny. So, as Peach Doll's husband Mario Doll knows she is acting stranger than earlier and realizes she is pulling her hair strings making them break up without further ado, I bring you my (text-made) versions of Toadbert101's ads! They're largely the same, because of what I mentioned before (they make me LOL so much). Either way, enjoy.
Stopwatches
Stopwatches such as these are never to be used.
For some reason you find them when you rip up four grown vegetables in Super Mario Bros. 2.
They seem like rewards for gardening. But they're not. Take them from me. They cause nothing but trouble.
THEY DO WHAT THEY SHOULDN'T. THEY STOP TIME, YOU CAN'T START IT AGAIN, DO NOT
HIP HOPPITY BAM SON
BIRTHDAY ERROR IN YOUR FAVOUR COLLECT MOUTH FLAVOUR
THE WORLD IS QUIET HERE
SPOOPALICIOUSINITIALIZATIONATORY
COOKING MINUTE RICE IN UNDER 55 SECONDS
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY
FIRE AN ARROW UNDERWATER TORPEDO
CANT GET ENOUGH OF THAT SUGAR CRISP
MMMMMMMMMMMM'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LOOK AT HOW AWESOME MARIO IS.
RAINBOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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BROKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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DEEEEEEAD HEAAAAAART
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FREEZY
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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it's quite hard enough just living
with the stuff
Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy
The sick new sensory craze that is totally legal
But what exactly does it mean?
Let's find out so you can get the goods
Have we sold you yet?
Freezy
FREEZY
PERFECT FOR uh
viciously encasing people in giant blocks of ice
waste ten minutes chasing after it as it almost falls off the stage
you too can enjoy missing anyone you throw it at
artificially cool sound effect sure
Time Hole
It is also grassy
Break the time stream continuum with
this uh thing
First make a working time machine
Have it work terribly
You should find the ruptured 4th dimension on your front lawn in no time
NOW YOU CAN VENTURE THROUGH TIME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
SAVE THAT ELDERLY PERSON FROM EATING THE POISONED CAVIAR BEFORE THEY SWALLOW
SEE WHAT GIRLS THINK OF YOU WHEN YOU CAN TELL THEM YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOOKED UP LATER
SEND THIS AD BACK TO APRIL 16TH 2012 SO IT CAN BE SUBMITTED ON TIME
THE REAL WORLD
IT'S A LANDMASS PLANET MADE UP OF SEVEN CONTINENTS
IF YOU WANT TO GO TO ONE FOR ME YOU CAN
JUST CONTACT THE MANAGER BY PHONE
HE ALSO ACCEPTS E-MAILS AND PERSONAL VISITS
SCHOOL IS HARDTRIANGLE
